Hey girl are you incredibly retarded

Because you look very special

Hey, baby, I have a special new mute for your f hole.

Were your parents handicapped? Because you sure are special!

I heard you and the ocean both specialize in chafing.

Would you like to join me for brunch? You’re looking eggstra-special.

If you were any more special you'd be an E-3.

I'll put the special in your sauce.

I could show you a special kind of mokuton jutsu in private if you’d like.

I have something special in the bed for you!

Are you Jose Mourinho? Because you're the special one.

Are yer parents retarded?cuz ya sure are special.

Words just aren’t enough to tell you how special you are to me.

I love you. Good Morning baby.

Are your parents retarded?

Because I think you're special.

- Robin Williams.

Is your name Excel?

Because you've got that "sum-thing" special that adds up to perfection!

Are your parents retarded?

Because there's something special about you

Babe, do you have special powers? Because I got hard when I sealed you in my heart.

I have an extra special dish waiting for you at Weeny Hut Junior.

Hey, Wanna take a trip to the special h**...?

You got some-fin special about you.

I do not need anything special because you are enough special in my life.

On this special leap day, your beauty shines so bright, like the stars in the sky at night.

Are you a leap day? Because meeting someone as rare and special as you only happens once every four years.

For that special cashier

Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies sometime?

You are worth more than the ordinary legislative procedure. You deserve a special legislative procedure from me tonight.

Am I hallucinating? You have special mind controlling powers over me.

You’re my little toaster strudel. I want you to be my delicious warm snack that’s covered in my special frosting.

You are avo-ry special person to me.

Girl, would you like my special cream in your morning coffee?

Zangief: Well? Did my special training help you burn belly fat?

Every Spider-man needs that special Spider-Woman if you know what I mean?

There’s some-fin special about you.

Are you a leap year? Because with you, every day feels like an extra special bonus day.

Are you autistic?

Because your looking extra special today

I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.

Are you a Maverick Hunter? I am a Robot Master, destroy me tonight and take my special power.

There’s no doubt about the fact that you’re more special than relativity.

Let me show you my daily special.

Are you First Light? Because you put some special powers in my Agent.

Girl are your parents retarded?

Cause you’re really special

I just found out I have special needs :(

And one of them is you

I heard you love pho? Let me give you my special pho combo tonight with all the meat and balls you desire.

Girl, let me enter your warp ring and take us to Special Stages.

"If your message was sweet, imagine what our conversation could be—let's turn this spark into something special!"

"Are you a burger? Because I’d never put ketchup on you—you’re too special to be covered up!"

If you were a sushi order, you'd be the special of the day - absolutely irresistible.

"I'm glad you appreciate it, it's a treat to chat with someone as special as you."

"I'd want to make sure you're comfortable, warm, and feeling special before we dive into anything else."

Are you retarded

Because i find you special

"I get it! Fragrance is like a first date—sometimes it’s enchanting, and other times, you just want to pretend it never happened!"

Absolutely, nothing happens by chance. I believe in fate, and it brought us together for a reason. Your words resonate with me in a special way.

"How about we change that to 'mujhe bhi koi chhupa lo', because with someone as special as you, hide and seek could never be ordinary."

Haha, you’re too sweet! But I must say, it’s the company that makes it special. What’s your go-to way to unwind after a long day?

"I must say, you make blending smoothies look sexy. Care to mix up something extra special together sometime?"

"Just like Golgi bodies, I can transform our connection into something special—ready to explore the endoplasmic reticulum of desire?"

"Is pouring two perfect pints your special trick? Because with those flawless eyebrows, you've already intoxicated me."

"Is your heart a garden? Because I see something special blooming between us."

"Well, that's because you are special! It's not every day that I encounter someone as interesting as you."

Can I be your personal chef? I specialize in licking pussies till they purr with pleasure.

"Is your birthday on Nov 14? Because you're as special and unique as a shooting star on a clear night."

Haha, well, I specialize in granting wishes for unlimited pizza deliveries and endless supplies of ice cream. You know, the essentials! 😉

"Sorry if my humor didn't hit the mark. You're too special, I'd hate to disappoint you with my cheesy jokes again."

"If beauty was a crime, you'd be guilty of stealing my heart with your extraordinary love."

"I'm so glad you had a wonderful time! There's nothing quite like a spa day to celebrate a special occasion. Looking forward to our next adventure!"

"If kindness is your superpower, then you must be a superhero. Can I be your sidekick?"

I get that! Scents can totally set the mood. My favorite is “Freshly Baked Cookies,” but sadly it doesn't come in cologne form. 🍪✨

"From the moment I saw you, I knew there was something special. Let's make this crazy love story a reality."

"Just like Chelsea Dry Gin, your presence adds a special flavor to my life that no one else can."

Well, I must say, challenge accepted! But I have a feeling your smile is truly something special.

"Your story caught my eye – love the vibe! Just curious, is there someone special behind that smile?"

"You're the sweetest gift this Eid, just like the special card I wrote for you."

"Are you made of stars? Because you shine brighter than the heavens above, my special angel."

"I'd love to be the one who decodes memes for you, because you're a masterpiece that requires special understanding."

Your smile could light up the sky, making the stars jealous in the blink of an eye.

"I can't stop the charm, it's for special people like you who appreciate it."

"Are you a Devil Fruit? Because after one bite, I've found my special ability: falling for you."

"I'm glad I could make your birthday special! Your happiness is contagious and made our spa day even more enjoyable."

"Work was intense, but your message definitely lightened the mood. You have that special power, don't you?"

"Do you specialize in the Renaissance? Because whenever I see you, there's a rebirth of my heart rate."

"Are you a chef specialized in cheesecakes? Because your beauty adds flavor to my life just like one."

Are you a treasure map? Because I can't wait to uncover all the hidden gems that make you special.

"Since you love lathin, how about we carve out some special moments that would last forever?"

Are you a sandcastle? Because I'm tempted to spend all day building something special with you.

"Are you a ribosome? Because you're building something special in me, just like proteins."

"On this special day, I can't help but think - were you born this beautiful or did you have to work at it?"

"Tameka, on your special day I just wanted to remind you, every candle on your cake makes you hotter. Happy Birthday, Miss Gorgeous!"

Special like a unicorn in a field of daisies? I need to know how that scent magic works!

Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, I think about disappearing somewhere more private for a special "magic trick."

On this special day, your smile shines like the sun above, oh sweet Saramy, my love.

"Are we at a barbecue? Because the sparks flying between us could surely grill up something special."

"Isn't it exciting that even in darkness, two people can find something special? Well then, shall we get lost together?"

"Beautiful Geto, is your heart a special grade curse? Because it's dangerously stealing mine away."

"If I'm too kind, then you must be too special; how about we balance each other out over coffee?"

"Are you a Golgi body? Because you just processed my heart and made it feel all kinds of special."

"Feeling your muscles, I know you're the alpha, but can this pup make you howl tonight with my special touch?"

"Your presence makes this school annual day more special, like a star headlining the night's grand show."

"I must say, you make blending smoothies look positively captivating. Care to mix up something special together sometime?"

"Are you saving your smiles for special occasions? Because our meeting sure qualifies as one."

"Grateful you accepted my request; your presence adds a divine touch to this gathering, making it truly special."

That's quite a coincidence because I've been dreaming of meeting someone special like you too.

"On your special day, you shine brighter than the stars in that gorgeous saree. Happy birthday, enchanting lady."

"Is your name Mayo? Because you add a special flavor to my life that's impossible to resist."

That sounds amazing! I’ve never had heart-shaped chapati before. You must be quite the chef—what other special dishes do you whip up?

"Are you a special grade sorcerer? Because your charm is more powerful than even Gojo's techniques!"

"Just like a lamp, you've got that special glow that can turn my darkest nights into the brightest days."

"Is it a hard climb down from heaven, or does being this short just make you extra special?"

"Your presence is like a joyous festival, turning ordinary moments into special occasions. Eid Mubarak, gorgeous."

Well, lucky for me, I specialize in making boyfriends feel like they won the lottery.

"And you should, because there's no one else on this planet quite like you. I'm intrigued and want to know more."

"You're absolutely right. Our friendship is precious and we must uphold the respect it deserves. Let's cherish this bond, always."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, and pretty special to me."

"Loving the vibe in your story! Just curious, does someone special get to appreciate that look every day?"

"Even if I'm inferior, my mission to make you feel superiorly special will never change, darling."

Your beauty shines brighter than a star, let me leave a mark that shows how special you are.

Are you made of stars? Because you hold a special place in a galaxy inside my heart.

"Love is a beautiful thing. It's rare to find someone who truly understands its essence. What do you think makes love so special to you?"

Are you a JPEG file? Because when I see you, all I wanna do is save! 😉

Definitely a wise choice! How about we create our own special moments over dinner instead? I'll cook something delicious for us. 🍽️

"You're as special as the universe, and just like a black hole, you've got an irresistible pull."

"Well, that's true. But remember, someone's inability to see your value doesn't decrease your worth. You're amazing, just the way you are."

Are you made of cake? Because you're the sweetest thing I've seen on this special day.

Hey girl, is your name Ed?

Because I think you're very special.

"This New Year, I'm looking for a special someone to share my resolutions with. Could you be that lucky one?"

"As a lover of culinary adventures, I'd be thrilled to try your national delicacies. Do you make a special dish often?"

"My only goal tonight is to show how special you are, more breathtaking than a shooting star."

"You're the special delivery I've been waiting for, how about we take this package to the next level, Mr. Mailman?"

Are you a rare gem? Because even parents can see how special you are.

"Did it hurt when you fell from royal heaven? Cause only someone as special as you could rule my world."

"Are you made of cake? Because I can't resist taking a bite on your special day."

Janet: If there were an answer I could give you to how the universe works, it wouldn’t be special. It would just be machinery fulfilling its cosmic design. It would just be a big, dumb food processor. But since nothing seems to make sense, when you find something or someone that does, it’s euphoria.

"If you're looking for something special, I'm the hidden gem waiting to be discovered in this store."

"Well, lucky for me, I specialize in making taken ladies feel single when they're around me."