Hey girl are you incredibly retarded

Because you look very special

Hey, baby, I have a special new mute for your f hole.

Were your parents handicapped? Because you sure are special!

I heard you and the ocean both specialize in chafing.

Would you like to join me for brunch? You’re looking eggstra-special.

If you were any more special you'd be an E-3.

I'll put the special in your sauce.

I could show you a special kind of mokuton jutsu in private if you’d like.

I have something special in the bed for you!

Are you Jose Mourinho? Because you're the special one.

Are yer parents retarded?cuz ya sure are special.

Words just aren’t enough to tell you how special you are to me.

I love you. Good Morning baby.

Are your parents retarded?

Because I think you're special.

- Robin Williams.

Is your name Excel?

Because you've got that "sum-thing" special that adds up to perfection!

Are your parents retarded?

Because there's something special about you

I have an extra special dish waiting for you at Weeny Hut Junior.

Girl, you are my rare special item

Hey, Wanna take a trip to the special h**...?

You got some-fin special about you.

I do not need anything special because you are enough special in my life.

On this special leap day, your beauty shines so bright, like the stars in the sky at night.

You are worth more than the ordinary legislative procedure. You deserve a special legislative procedure from me tonight.

Am I hallucinating? You have special mind controlling powers over me.

Are you a leap day? Because meeting someone as rare and special as you only happens once every four years.

For that special cashier

Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies sometime?

You’re my little toaster strudel. I want you to be my delicious warm snack that’s covered in my special frosting.

Girl, would you like my special cream in your morning coffee?

You are avo-ry special person to me.

Zangief: Well? Did my special training help you burn belly fat?

Every Spider-man needs that special Spider-Woman if you know what I mean?

There’s some-fin special about you.

I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.

Are you a leap year? Because with you, every day feels like an extra special bonus day.

Are you autistic?

Because your looking extra special today

Are you a Maverick Hunter? I am a Robot Master, destroy me tonight and take my special power.

There’s no doubt about the fact that you’re more special than relativity.

Are you First Light? Because you put some special powers in my Agent.

Let me show you my daily special.

Girl are your parents retarded?

Cause you’re really special

I just found out I have special needs :(

And one of them is you

I heard you love pho? Let me give you my special pho combo tonight with all the meat and balls you desire.

Girl, let me enter your warp ring and take us to Special Stages.

"Sorry if my humor didn't hit the mark. You're too special, I'd hate to disappoint you with my cheesy jokes again."

"If your message was sweet, imagine what our conversation could be—let's turn this spark into something special!"

I get that! Scents can totally set the mood. My favorite is “Freshly Baked Cookies,” but sadly it doesn't come in cologne form. 🍪✨

"I'd want to make sure you're comfortable, warm, and feeling special before we dive into anything else."

"Is your heart a garden? Because I see something special blooming between us."

"How about we change that to 'mujhe bhi koi chhupa lo', because with someone as special as you, hide and seek could never be ordinary."

Haha, you’re too sweet! But I must say, it’s the company that makes it special. What’s your go-to way to unwind after a long day?

"I'm glad you appreciate it, it's a treat to chat with someone as special as you."

"Just like Golgi bodies, I can transform our connection into something special—ready to explore the endoplasmic reticulum of desire?"

"Your story caught my eye – love the vibe! Just curious, is there someone special behind that smile?"

Right? Their loss for sure! I’m just glad we matched—your vibe is contagious and makes this whole thing feel special! 💫

"Since you love lathin, how about we carve out some special moments that would last forever?"

If you were a burger, you'd be called the "irresistible special" on the menu of my heart.

"Well, that's because you are special! It's not every day that I encounter someone as interesting as you."

"Are you a burger? Because I’d never put ketchup on you—you’re too special to be covered up!"

"Is pouring two perfect pints your special trick? Because with those flawless eyebrows, you've already intoxicated me."

Can I be your personal chef? I specialize in licking pussies till they purr with pleasure.

"Is your birthday on Nov 14? Because you're as special and unique as a shooting star on a clear night."

"Are you a Devil Fruit? Because after one bite, I've found my special ability: falling for you."

"If kindness is your superpower, then you must be a superhero. Can I be your sidekick?"

Absolutely, nothing happens by chance. I believe in fate, and it brought us together for a reason. Your words resonate with me in a special way.

Haha, well, I specialize in granting wishes for unlimited pizza deliveries and endless supplies of ice cream. You know, the essentials! 😉

"If beauty was a crime, you'd be guilty of stealing my heart with your extraordinary love."

"From the moment I saw you, I knew there was something special. Let's make this crazy love story a reality."

"Are you made of stars? Because you shine brighter than the heavens above, my special angel."

"Just like Chelsea Dry Gin, your presence adds a special flavor to my life that no one else can."

Well, I must say, challenge accepted! But I have a feeling your smile is truly something special.

"Are you a chef specialized in cheesecakes? Because your beauty adds flavor to my life just like one."

Are you retarded

Because i find you special

Are you a sandcastle? Because I'm tempted to spend all day building something special with you.

"I'm glad I could make your birthday special! Your happiness is contagious and made our spa day even more enjoyable."

"You're the sweetest gift this Eid, just like the special card I wrote for you."

"I must say, you make blending smoothies look sexy. Care to mix up something extra special together sometime?"

"Do you specialize in the Renaissance? Because whenever I see you, there's a rebirth of my heart rate."

Are you a bag of popcorn? Because you make every moment at the movies extra special.

Your smile could light up the sky, making the stars jealous in the blink of an eye.

"I can't stop the charm, it's for special people like you who appreciate it."

"I'm so glad you had a wonderful time! There's nothing quite like a spa day to celebrate a special occasion. Looking forward to our next adventure!"

"Work was intense, but your message definitely lightened the mood. You have that special power, don't you?"

If you were a sushi order, you'd be the special of the day - absolutely irresistible.

"Are you a ribosome? Because you're building something special in me, just like proteins."

"Beautiful Geto, is your heart a special grade curse? Because it's dangerously stealing mine away."

"I love your fearless approach! In the game of life though, I'm glad there aren't respawns. It makes moments with you more special."

"On this special day, I can't help but think - were you born this beautiful or did you have to work at it?"

"Tameka, on your special day I just wanted to remind you, every candle on your cake makes you hotter. Happy Birthday, Miss Gorgeous!"

"Feeling your muscles, I know you're the alpha, but can this pup make you howl tonight with my special touch?"

Haha, only for the special ones like you! Your smile must light up the room everywhere you go.

"Well, that's true. But remember, someone's inability to see your value doesn't decrease your worth. You're amazing, just the way you are."

"I must say, you make blending smoothies look positively captivating. Care to mix up something special together sometime?"

"Are you a Golgi body? Because you just processed my heart and made it feel all kinds of special."

"Grateful you accepted my request; your presence adds a divine touch to this gathering, making it truly special."

"You're the special delivery I've been waiting for, how about we take this package to the next level, Mr. Mailman?"

"Your presence makes this school annual day more special, like a star headlining the night's grand show."

On this special day, your smile shines like the sun above, oh sweet Saramy, my love.

Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, I think about disappearing somewhere more private for a special "magic trick."

Are you made of cake? Because you're the sweetest thing I've seen on this special day.

"If I'm too kind, then you must be too special; how about we balance each other out over coffee?"

Special like a unicorn in a field of daisies? I need to know how that scent magic works!

"Just like a lamp, you've got that special glow that can turn my darkest nights into the brightest days."

"You're absolutely right. Our friendship is precious and we must uphold the respect it deserves. Let's cherish this bond, always."

"Is your name Mayo? Because you add a special flavor to my life that's impossible to resist."

That sounds amazing! I’ve never had heart-shaped chapati before. You must be quite the chef—what other special dishes do you whip up?

"As a lover of culinary adventures, I'd be thrilled to try your national delicacies. Do you make a special dish often?"

Well, lucky for me, I specialize in making boyfriends feel like they won the lottery.

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, and pretty special to me."

"And you should, because there's no one else on this planet quite like you. I'm intrigued and want to know more."

"On your special day, you shine brighter than the stars in that gorgeous saree. Happy birthday, enchanting lady."

"Are you a special grade sorcerer? Because your charm is more powerful than even Gojo's techniques!"

Are you made of stars? Because you hold a special place in a galaxy inside my heart.

"Love is a beautiful thing. It's rare to find someone who truly understands its essence. What do you think makes love so special to you?"

Are you a JPEG file? Because when I see you, all I wanna do is save! 😉

"This New Year, I'm looking for a special someone to share my resolutions with. Could you be that lucky one?"

Are you a rare gem? Because even parents can see how special you are.

"Your presence is like a joyous festival, turning ordinary moments into special occasions. Eid Mubarak, gorgeous."

"Are you saving your smiles for special occasions? Because our meeting sure qualifies as one."

"You're as special as the universe, and just like a black hole, you've got an irresistible pull."

That's quite a coincidence because I've been dreaming of meeting someone special like you too.

Hey girl, is your name Ed?

Because I think you're very special.

"Is it a hard climb down from heaven, or does being this short just make you extra special?"

"My only goal tonight is to show how special you are, more breathtaking than a shooting star."

"Even if I'm inferior, my mission to make you feel superiorly special will never change, darling."

Definitely a wise choice! How about we create our own special moments over dinner instead? I'll cook something delicious for us. 🍽️

Your beauty shines brighter than a star, let me leave a mark that shows how special you are.

"Loving the vibe in your story! Just curious, does someone special get to appreciate that look every day?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from royal heaven? Cause only someone as special as you could rule my world."

"Do you specialize in stealing lunch money? Because you just took my breath away and left me bankrupt in butterflies."

Hi are you retarded cuz i can already tell you’re gonna be special to me 🥰

It worked on tinder A few times

"If you're looking for something special, I'm the hidden gem waiting to be discovered in this store."

"Are you made of cake? Because I can't resist taking a bite on your special day."