I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !

We could do some cardio at your place !

Kiss me, I met an Irish person once.

Ooohh, I see you unattended your bags, I hope you like your personal belongings handled & inspected...

How to respond to "you up" text

Something funny/clever i like this person

Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?

I'm a very taco-tive person.

Wanna try my personal dipping sauce?

Do you get quarantined often? ’Cause you have an infectious personality.

I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I’ve got a wife and kids…somewhere.

Tomorrow morning I'll have personal jurisdiction over you because we're about to make some significant contacts.

If I had a dollar for every person I saw as beautiful as you, I would have exactly one dollar.

I wish I was an angel because then I could invade your personal space.

I came up with this one. It kind of tells you a bit about the person how they answer. thoughts?

If we were in a locked room together with no way out and only an hour left to live what would you do to me? The only objects in this room are a 4 poster king size bed with curtains, a knife, 1 full jar of coconut oil and a video camera that has the ability to send the live feed of what you do, to one person, who is not related to you.

So you wanna come over? If the world really does end tomorrow I want you to be the last person I ever have kiss with.

There are 206 bones in a persons body would you like to add one more.

I'm a close personal friend of Superman.

There are five oceans, seven continents, and only one person like you!

You’re into threesomes?

Great, ’cause I’ve got split personality.

(One tall person to another) It's nice how easy it is for us to check each other out across the room. We should go sit down somewhere though so the next tallest people have a chance.

You get to get on my personal hotspot!

You’re the kind of person I can see myself surviving a zombie apocalypse with.

I’ve heard cars match the owner’s personality.

I guess that’s true in my case because my back seats go down and so do I

You: Do you like math?

Person: No.
You: Me neither...In fact, the only number I care about is yours.

Girl, can you be the Carbon to my Flouride?

Big props to anyone who gets this, if the person who you say it to does get it then they're the one ;)

Just call me your personal laxtitute.

Do you have a personality as attractive as your eyes?

What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

I get kidnapped a lot, but you look like the kind of person who can rescue me.

You make me feel like I want a personal emergency!

Your Personality is horrendous but our Family's political alliance is for the good of the kingdom.

I wouldn't mind if you used Hold Person on me.

I might as well call you the Gerudo Fortress cause there's only one person allowed to come inside of you. Me.

I'm not a morning person, until the day I work up next to you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet. I'd put U and I a few letters apart. We still need our personal space.

Personality; macadamia. Sometimes a bit nutty.

Even if all my classes are online...

I want to study you in person.

I wish I was an angel because then I could get inside your personal space.

You are avo-ry special person to me.

I only trust one person, and I am talking to her.

Are you an enchanter? Because I feel like you've cast Charm Person on me.

Knight to f3

Person: What
Me:Oh just thought I should make a move.

What's a smart, attractive person like myself doing without your mobile number?

Date me and I promise you'll be the second happiest person in the world

Because I'll be the first.

I wish I was your mirror, then I could look at the most beautiful person in the world everyday.

Hey NSA, is that all of my personal data in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Oh wait...it is my personal data?

Yep, I crammed myself onto this car because I saw you through the glass and wanted to check out your butt up close and personal.

Is your love like a butterfly emerging from its cocoon? Because it's transformed me into a better person.

I’m not really a breakfast in bed person. But I would be if my breakfast were you.

I’m never a selfish person but when it comes to sharing you with other people…I dont think so.

What’s your PR (Personal Record)? If you go out with me, I will break your record tonight.

Can you kill me

Cause i want you to be the last person i see
Edit: you could say i would let you kill me if it means your the last person i see.

You are the most intriguing, mysterious, captivating person I've ever met. Wanna have s**...?

Baby are you a personal pizza? Because you were made just for me.

I thought cat person and dog person don't go together. But damn, your profile just made my dog meowww!

Are you a delivery person. Because I want you to handle my package gently.

I wish I were Castiel so I could get all up in your personal space.

If you're into it, I'm a bit of a dominate person

Do you love taco? I am a very taco-tive person!

Sounds like you need some serious pampering! I’d love to be your personal nurse, but fair warning—my bedside manner is a bit naughty. 😏

"They call them magicians, but with a smile like yours, I think you could cast a spell of your own."

"Are you a personal shopper? Because I could use someone to help me find the perfect adventure... or a new yacht!"

"Are you made of stars? Because you shine brighter than anyone else, without needing any physical sparks."

If smiles were currency, you'd be the richest person in the world. Your beautiful smile lights up my day.

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears—except for the person who just asked what!"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your beautiful smile and captivating personality!"

"I must be lucky; I just scored your number and a chance to know the amazing person behind that smile!"

Your sense of humor definitely caught my attention! Plus, I couldn't resist getting to know the person behind those witty messages.

Well, I'm an extrovert undercover as an introvert. It's like a surprise party – you gotta stick around to see the real me in action! 🎉

Haha, introverts unite! I'm like a social chameleon – quiet at first, but turn on the right setting and I'm all chatterbox! 🦎🗣️

"Yvette, are you a dog person or a cat person? Either way, I'm pawsitively smitten with you."

"Is your picture as stunning as your personality? I'd love to see it in my chat. 😉"

Well, I've always been drawn to complexity. I bet your "asshole" side has its own irresistible charm. 😉

"Are you made of darkness and mystery? Because I can't resist the allure of your hidden depths."

Wow, someone's getting straight to the point! Your boldness is refreshing, but I'm more interested in getting to know the person behind that message.

Are you a fine wine? 'Cause with age comes perfection, and you, my dear, are simply intoxicating.

"Just like monkeys love red fruit, I can't help but go bananas over your loyalty and vibrant personality!"

"Your style caught my eye, but your radiant personality is what truly makes you the best dressed in my heart."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, my surroundings disappear and all I see is your 'bigger than life' personality."

"I'm sure your voice is as captivating as your thoughts. Can't wait to hear it someday, maybe it will add color to my dreams."

"Your eyes are dialing my desire, darling, and it's one call I can't resist answering in person."

"Your video was hot but I'd rather star in our own version, where the intensity meets passion under a red hue."

"That's absolutely fine! So, might you fancy sharing your go-to playlist instead? Music says a lot about a person!"

"Can I get your pictures? Because every masterpiece belongs in my personal gallery of beauty."

"Hey Lamp, do you have a map? Because I just lost myself in your glow."

"You're hiding your face, but I bet it's as captivating as your personality that's making my heart race."

Are you the type of person that has a lot of spare change? A dime like you could be the change I need.

"Is your name 'Adrenaline'? Because my heart races every time I read about your skydiving and cold pizza adventures."

"Guess I'm your first Hinge-gym combo; ready to stretch the limits and experience a workout for your heart?"

"Ever considered turning those captivating green eyes into a workout program? They've got my heart racing non-stop."

"Well, I only start daydreaming when an intriguing and enchanting conversation strikes which is quite recent, to be honest. 🌠"

"Well, from our chats, I'd say you're as captivating as a sunset, with a personality that's as inviting as a warm summer night."

"If doing favors for a charming person like you is wrong, then I don't want to be right."

"How about we turn these stocks into bonds? I'd love to be your personal guide in the Morgan Stanley universe."

"Excuse me, but have you ever been on a magic ride? My wheelchair's got the horsepower of personality and charm..."

"Well, I must say, beauty is an understatement for you. Your pictures don't do justice to your radiant personality."

"Your height is the perfect shot of cuteness I need, it's like you're my personal, irresistible espresso of allure."

Long hair, don't care! It's the perfect handle for some playful teasing. Excited to see it in person.

"Is it just me, or did this room get brighter when you walked in? Oh, it's just you being the right person."

"Do you live in a swamp? Because you've got this beauty that's making my donkey personality feel like a prince!"

"Hey Phoebe, can I be your personal chiropractor? Because every time I see you, I just want to make your day better."

"Just reminiscing about old times, Rica. You do stand out, after all. Hard to ignore a fiery personality like yours."

"Are you my personal demon? Because my heart is sinfully addicted to your enchanting charm."

"That laugh react, it's as infectious as your beauty. Fancy sharing it in person over some cocktails?"

"Your colorful personality now has the perfect match in your radiant pink hair."

"I must be a moth, because I'm totally attracted to your radiant 'lamp' personality."

"I’m curious if your smile is as irresistible in person as it is through a screen—want to find out together?"

"Your energy is incredible! I’d love to get to know the person behind that stunning presence."

"If your personality were a cocktail, it would be the perfect mix of sweet and spicy—let's stir things up together."

"Wise choice! Life's sweeter with balance. What’s your go-to snack when you want to indulge without going overboard?"

"Totally understand! Sweetness is great, but too much can be overwhelming. How do you find that perfect blend in your life?"

"That tongue-out selfie just made me rethink what a perfect smile looks like—can I see it in person?"

That’s awesome! Curly hair has its own personality, just like you. What inspired you to embrace it more?

"Curls definitely have a personality of their own! Embracing them sounds like the perfect way to let your true self shine. What inspired that decision?"

Embrace those curls! They add a playful vibe that matches your personality perfectly. I can only imagine how good you must look rocking them.

Aww, I’d probably turn as red as a tomato! But honestly, your words already make me feel all warm inside. 😊

"Are you a sunrise? Because your smile makes my mornings brighter and more beautiful!"

"Do you like fish? Because just like my gentlemandiet, you're the catch I've been searching for!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I swim by in my best gentleman's attire again?"

"Well, lucky for you, I can be your personal library. 😉 Let me know what genre you're in the mood for."

If dreams do come true, I hope to see you in my dreams tonight and in person tomorrow.

"Well, lucky for you, I'm an ISTP who reads quantum physics for fun. Get ready to have your mind stimulated... intellectually, of course! 😉"

ISTPs are cool, but nothing beats the thrill of trying to explain philosophy to a cat. Are you up for the challenge?

Haha, well lucky for you I'm an ISTP - I Stimulate The Party! Let's chat and see if I stimulate your intellect too 😉

Clever wordplay, Fanny! I admire a quick wit. How about we grab coffee and see if our banter is just as strong in person?

If I were to escape, would you chase me or just update your missing person's ad?

Oh, I see how it is! Well, maybe you just haven't met the right person to change your perspective yet 😉

Thanks, but trust me, my personality is even better in person. 😉 Let's see if you end up loving more than just my avi.

Definitely! I believe everyone has a hidden depth that makes them intriguing. So, what's something unique or unexpected about you?

Are you a map? Because every time I look at you, I find a new adventure to explore together.

Are you a morning person? Because waking up to your smile at 5:30am would make my day.

Can I be your personal chef? I specialize in licking pussies till they purr with pleasure.

"If we were in hell together, I'd still feel like the luckiest person alive as long as you're there."