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Top 50 Private Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Private pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, are you Nord VPN

    Cuz I wanna tunnel through your private network.

  2. Is your dad a sergeant cause your making my privates stand at attention!

  3. I know a great place to bike ride. Let's hop on my private jet!

  4. Hey, baby, I'm a master of ninjitsu.

    How about we go to the dojo for our own private lesson?

  5. I can’t wait to show you my private garden.

  6. I could show you a special kind of mokuton jutsu in private if you’d like.

  7. Are you Sergeant?

    Cause you have my privates ready to salute.

  8. I’d invite you to my place, but I don’t believe in private property.

  9. I'd tap that like the private phone line of a political dissenter.

  10. Are you a Drill Sargent

    Cause you make my privates stand

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I'd like to catalog your private parts.

Are you a Drill Sergeant??

Beacuse you have my Private standing at attention.

Hey, let’s talk about our private goods.

Would you like to see my private drone collection?

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I have a big tip for you but you will have to receive it in private.

Baby you are so fine, I want to kidnap and smuggle you to my private villa.

Ayy bby, if you were a class and I were a separate function,

Would you let me manipulate your private members?

Hey, are you a drill sergeant?

Because you make my privates stand at attention.

I’d invite you to my place, but I voicing my love in private.

Are you a commander?

Cus you make my private stand

Are you a general? Because my privates just snapped to attention.

Are you a general?

Cause you keep my privates standing on end!

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Do you want to get out of here so you can show me your private funding?

Would the delegate care to moderate me in a private caucus?

Are you an airport?

Are you an airport? Because I need a place to put my private jet.

In Honor of Veterans Day

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention

Are you a gift?

Cause it's my birthday.. and I want to open it privately.

Call me a Capitalist...

'cause I'd like to privately own your means of reproduction.

Hey girl are you a drill sergeant

Cause you make my privates stand at attention

Want to see more of my tattoos? We gotta go somewhere private.

Being underneath this umbrella makes it feel so private!

I have a private island. Wanna see it?

Hey maybe you can give me a private lesson sometime?