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Top 43 Empty Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Empty pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I'm emptying shells into you!! Let me pull out and reload.

  2. I may not be santa, but i am going to sneak into your room at night and empty my sack.

  3. Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
    Man: Probably because you’d be on your knees greeting my crotch.

  4. If you behave, I might let you empty my knockbox.

  5. I saw your empty valence shell from way over there. Did I mention that my nickname is Sodium?

  6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.

    But the roses are wilted, violets are dead, and the sugar bowls empty, just like your head.

  7. I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.

  8. ou look like sin, I think that Hell is empty and all the Devils are here.

  9. Hey sergent i want to empty my gun magazine in you.

  10. Hey girl, do you like santa?

    Cause I want to sneak into your house at night and empty my sack.

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If a star fell each time I've thought of you,
*the sky would be empty.*

Girl are you a spilled drink?

Cause I wanna slurp you up after you empty yourself.

The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes

And the moon and stars were the gifts you gave To the dark and the empty skies

Without you my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.

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My life is empty, you are the life crystal and life fruit that completes me.

Girl, are you a shooting range?
Because I want to empty my magazine in you.

If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

For this one be sure to screenshot the “new contact” screen, like putting a new number basically

“Sorry to bother you, I just wanted to see if you could help me by filling out a quick survey I have for school, it’ll only take 2 seconds I promise”

“Sure”

*send screenshot of the empty New Contact screen*

See if they give you their number

Hey, do you like nice guys?

Because I trash every post on r/pickuplines with empty _nice_ comments.

Response for "what makes me feel at home? My fridge", "but isnt it always empty?", "You havent seen my fridge" ?

From OkCupid, on a girl's profile question that asks "What makes me feel at home?", A girl answered "My fridge".

I sent a message about that question/answer saying "but isn't it empty all the time?", To which she responded "You haven't seen my fridge". What to respond?

Do you find glass half empty or half full ??

Well, I just can't take my eyes off from u beautiful !!!!

Are you my bed

Cuz you're empty

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Working Empty tinder opener

Hey, are you reddit?

Coz all my feelings for ya be like 'wow, such empty'.

(Best worst pickup line, maybe, idk)

Damn are you an empty bottle on my shelf?

Cuz I wanna be a milkman and fill you all by myself

I'm empty inside,

Wanna fill me up?

No, all the flights to Rome have been canceled.

But you know, my place is just five blocks from here. And the streets are empty.

Hey cutie! I have a processor, and if you have an empty slot on your motherboard.

If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.

Your neck looks empty. Would you like a pearl necklace on you?

I'd like to insert my private collection into that empty stack of yours.

I am a donut without you, all empty in the middle.

Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot… There’s an empty hole in it.

People of Eternia! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny to join with this beautiful woman standing before my empty eye-sockets! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, will make this woman my eternal lover! YES! Yes... I feel it, the sexual tension... fills me. Yes, I feel the tension within me! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!