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Top 50 Dead Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dead pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I'll watch Carl for you.

  2. Are you from Woodbury, cause I'd like to burry my wood in you.

  3. Hey girl. My meat isn't tainted...at least, not without your consent.

  4. How would you feel about going out for a bite to eat tonight?

  5. Here's a dead bug, will you mate with me?

  6. Do you have a revive? You’re drop dead gorgeous.

  7. When I look at you I remain dead inside.

  8. I'd rather have you angry with me an alive then happy with me and dead.

  9. I'm head over heel for you.

  10. I would follow you anywhere. Literally, I’m starving.

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If I were a walker, I'd bite you first.

Girl, do my groin rise from the dead .

I'm still a real boy. Really!

You know, I've always found bruised legs, short nails and three days without a shower dead sexy.

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I've heard you're fast on your feet and you know your way in and out.

Wanna go make out and tease zombies in the mud? What? You don't like teasing zombies?

Hey girl if we were the only two people left alive after the zombie apocalypse I wouldn't be sad at all.

You couldn't be any hotter if you were dead.

Now that you're dead, what are you gonna do with your life?

I was dead inside until I met you.

I'm dead inside, but you make something in my pants alive.

When I look into your eyes I see my future

Because you seem dead inside

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Working Dead tinder opener

Its a good thing I'm a Zombie, because you're drop dead gorgeous.

You don't look like you have been dead a day!

I wish Cupid was as good a shot as Daryl.

Hey boo, am I dead or am I wilting for you?

You be Glenn and I'll be Maggie, let's get trapped together.

Baby girl, when you're not around, I feel like Bruce Wayne's parents. Dead.

I'm a lover, not a biter.

Are you an Air bender? Because you and your friends all look pretty dead to me.

That's the thing about walkers, they demand to be hunted.

Over my dead body. No, really. I want you over my dead body.

I'm gonna tie you up and feed on you.