Top 50 Dead Pick Up lines

Are you looking for some funny and cheesy dead related pick up lines? We have compiled a list of pick up lines with dead themes. These dead pick up lines feature various themes such as graveyard, funeral, death, dying, and more!

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Hope you kings can help a brother out
I'll watch Carl for you.
Are you from Woodbury, cause I'd like to burry my wood in you.
How would you feel about going out for a bite to eat tonight?
Hey girl. My meat isn't tainted...at least, not without your consent.
Here's a dead bug, will you mate with me?

Working short dead pickup lines to impress a girl

Do you have a revive? You’re drop dead gorgeous.

When I look at you I remain dead inside.

I'd rather have you angry with me an alive then happy with me and dead.

I'm head over heel for you.

If I were a walker, I'd bite you first.

Girl, do my groin rise from the dead .

I'm still a real boy. Really!

dead Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

You know, I've always found bruised legs, short nails and three days without a shower dead sexy.

I've heard you're fast on your feet and you know your way in and out.

You couldn't be any hotter if you were dead.

Wanna go make out and tease zombies in the mud? What? You don't like teasing zombies?

Hey girl if we were the only two people left alive after the zombie apocalypse I wouldn't be sad at all.

Now that you're dead, what are you gonna do with your life?

I'm dead inside, but you make something in my pants alive.

dead Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

When I look into your eyes I see my future

Because you seem dead inside

I must be dead because this is certainly Heaven.

Its a good thing I'm a Zombie, because you're drop dead gorgeous.

You don't look like you have been dead a day!

I like my women like I like my memes
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I wish Cupid was as good a shot as Daryl.

You be Glenn and I'll be Maggie, let's get trapped together.

Hey boo, am I dead or am I wilting for you?

Baby girl, when you're not around, I feel like Bruce Wayne's parents. Dead.

I'm a lover, not a biter.

Are you an Air bender? Because you and your friends all look pretty dead to me.

That's the thing about walkers, they demand to be hunted.

dead Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

Over my dead body. No, really. I want you over my dead body.

I'm gonna tie you up and feed on you.

I like my women how I like my vodka.

Strong, bitter, and deadly.

I hear you're fast on your feet and know how to get in and out.

Did it hurt? When you caved through the ceiling?

Can you help me bury my friend? He's really long and stiff.

Wanna come to the lab and see a dead body?

Dead or alive you are coming with me!

You're dead sexy!

Girl, I hope you're necrophiliac. Cause I'm dead from inside.

If Chivalry is dead than I must be a zombie.

That group of bikers won't be the only thing I "blow up" tonight.

I'm a necrophiliac... How well do you play dead?

I must be in heaven, because i'm dead and you're wings look angelic.

Think I might be infected because I just want to bite you all over.

I need you like Herschel needs a leg.

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