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I'll watch Carl for you.
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Are you from Woodbury, cause I'd like to burry my wood in you.
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Hey girl. My meat isn't tainted...at least, not without your consent.
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Here's a dead bug, will you mate with me?
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How would you feel about going out for a bite to eat tonight?
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Do you have a revive? Youāre drop dead gorgeous.
When I look at you I remain dead inside.
I'd rather have you angry with me an alive then happy with me and dead.
I'm head over heel for you.
If I were a walker, I'd bite you first.
Girl, do my groin rise from the dead .
I'm still a real boy. Really!
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You know, I've always found bruised legs, short nails and three days without a shower dead sexy.
I've heard you're fast on your feet and you know your way in and out.
You couldn't be any hotter if you were dead.
Hey girl if we were the only two people left alive after the zombie apocalypse I wouldn't be sad at all.
Wanna go make out and tease zombies in the mud? What? You don't like teasing zombies?
Now that you're dead, what are you gonna do with your life?
When I look into your eyes I see my future
Because you seem dead inside
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I'm dead inside, but you make something in my pants alive.
I must be dead because this is certainly Heaven.
Its a good thing I'm a Zombie, because you're drop dead gorgeous.
You don't look like you have been dead a day!
I like my women like I like my memes
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I wish Cupid was as good a shot as Daryl.
Hey boo, am I dead or am I wilting for you?
You be Glenn and I'll be Maggie, let's get trapped together.
Baby girl, when you're not around, I feel like Bruce Wayne's parents. Dead.
I'm a lover, not a biter.
Are you an Air bender? Because you and your friends all look pretty dead to me.
That's the thing about walkers, they demand to be hunted.
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Over my dead body. No, really. I want you over my dead body.
I'm gonna tie you up and feed on you.
I like my women how I like my vodka.
Strong, bitter, and deadly.
I hear you're fast on your feet and know how to get in and out.
Did it hurt? When you caved through the ceiling?
Can you help me bury my friend? He's really long and stiff.
Wanna come to the lab and see a dead body?
Dead or alive you are coming with me!
Girl, I hope you're necrophiliac. Cause I'm dead from inside.
You're dead sexy!
If Chivalry is dead than I must be a zombie.
That group of bikers won't be the only thing I "blow up" tonight.
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I must be in heaven, because i'm dead and you're wings look angelic.
I'm a necrophiliac... How well do you play dead?
Think I might be infected because I just want to bite you all over.
I need you like Herschel needs a leg.
Youāre the kind of person I can see myself surviving a zombie apocalypse with.
At this point I just might be the last man on Earth.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.
But the roses are wilted, violets are dead, and the sugar bowls empty, just like your head.
Is your car battery dead? Because I'd like to jump you.
If you were stuck in a tank, I'd save you.
I'm not showing you my leg, I just met you. At least buy me a drink first.
God is dead. But we both are doing pretty well. See,we already have one thing in common. So let's meet up?
All these walkers but you haven't walked into my life.
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Are you an Uchiha because there's nobody else in the world like you because they're all dead.
Hey, baby, wanna bite off my head, mate with my dead body, then eat my head & use the protein for offspring?
Are you a zombie? Cause you make my heart race.
If you were a walker, I'd cut off your arms and let you tag along.
Girl, I might be a necrophiliac
Because youāre drop DEAD gorgeous
Let's have a relationship like Glen and Maggie.
Zangief: Roaring muscles and deadly spinā that is the Red Cyclone!
Are you a deadly pathogen? Coz my white blood cell cannot stop you from coming into my mind.
Girl, you make my c**... rise from the dead sweetheart.
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
How about we go paint the town dead?
Thank god Iām not a redshirt, because youāre drop-dead gorgeous
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You're a dead ringer for the love of my life.
Thankfully, there is no heaven or h**..., because I have some deadly sins in mind.
I am gonna slay 'em dead. Like a p**....
Is your battery dead? Cause I'd love to jump you.
I can pound you harder than Tyreese with a hammer.
Babe, any minute without you is like Dead time to me.
Girl, you grant my dead dragon into new strengths.
You're so hot you could make a deceased man's d**... rise from the dead!
(Soulfist) My Deadly Finger will surely make you come tonight.
Do you have p**... in your eyes or are you just excited to eat me.
Are you Michonne's cat? Because you are just too damn gorgeous!
[Tom is playing with a stethoscope, using it on Leslie Knope (Amy Poehler)] Oh my god. Your boobs are dead!
I may not be Daryl Dixon, but I sure have an arrow I would like to p**... you with.
Are you a white walker? Because you sure do know how to raise the dead.
I'm only infected with love.
I believe when you're dead, you're dead. So why don't we make our own heaven on earth.
You look familiar comeback: Like your dead girlfriend?
f**... me if I'm wrong, but I think there IS a cure!
If looks could kill...
You'd be drop-dead gorgeous
Merle: Just be glad I lost my hand... Because I'd grip your ass and make you mine sugar t**....
Oh you be my Maggie, and I'll be your Glenn.
Am I dead?
Because I feel like I'm in heaven seeing you!
What am I Governor of? How ābout yer ass!
Roses are red, Snapchat is dead
Give me your number, so we can end up in a bed
Damn, I“m now gonna have to rewrite my Zombie Plan to include you
Why don't you come here and snap this DIECK?
Did someone just cast Phantasmal Killer on me? Because you are drop-dead gorgeous.
Did you know that a man will slow down his walking speed when he is around a woman he finds attractive?
Just saying, you stopped me dead in my tracks ;)
Do you have the Z-Virus? Cause you're drop dead gorgeous
"I promise to dial back the sweet talk... after you agree to go out with me."
"Do you like Red Dead Redemption? Because I can't seem to escape your wanted level."
"Well, lucky for you, I have an endless supply of sweetness to keep you alive and well."
Are you a navy seal? Because I feel like you've traced my heart and are about to wipe it out!
Do you know where Carl is? No? Wanna f**...?
Your beauty rivaling the queen of the dead, Hades' realm pales next to you instead.
"Is your name Rick? Because my heart feels like it's surviving a zombie apocalypse when I'm near you."
"Should I come over and show you that chivalry isn't dead, but it does like to sleep in a bit late sometimes?"
"Darling, your allure is deadly, like a siren's call I'd willingly follow to the end."
My cat's dead, can I play with your p**... instead?
"Is your name Walker? Because my heart's been dead until you brought it back to life."
"You got all dolled up just for a snap? Well, it's working because you're drop-dead gorgeous."
"Your beauty is so deadly, this time for sure you're gonna kill me, can I at least die happy with your number?"
"Are you Schrƶdinger's cat? because I'm curious to know if your feelings for me are alive or dead."
"Are you a possum? Because my heart just played dead when I saw you!"
"Are you a black belt? 'Cause when I look at you, my heart does a roundhouse kick."
"Sounds intriguing! Iād love to hear more about that. Whatās the story behind it? You seem like someone who knows how to captivate."
Hey girl are you a teddy bear?
Cause I want to fall asleep with you in my arms and wake up with your cold dead eyes still watching me.
"With rap's rhythm, you move so slick, a Native warrior in the joystick's click."
If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence...because you are drop-dead gorgeous!
"Are you a necromancer? Because every time I see you, you resurrect feelings in me I thought were long dead."
"You must be a zombie, because you've risen from the dead and taken my heart with you."
"Are you a double shot of espresso? Because you're my favorite blend of dark and deadly."
"If you always look this good, I might need a defibrillator to handle those heart-stopping moments. What's your secret? š"
"Are you a skull emoji? Because every time I see you, my mind just goes 'dead' from your beauty."
"Your seductive charm is so deadly, I'm sure this time you're going to murder me with desire."
Wow, sounds intense! But don't worry, I come in peace. Let's grab coffee sometime and talk about something less deadly, like our favorite ice cream flavors?
"Are you a black belt in martial arts? Because your beauty just knocked me out, red-dead gorgeous."
"Before you dash off to the shop, let me remind you how drop-dead gorgeous you are. Is it legal to look so tempting?"
Like a phoenix rising from the ash, your eyes bring my dead heart back to life.
Your karate moves are deadly, but your beauty is what truly knocks me off my feet.
"Are you from Red Dead Redemption? Cause every time I see you, my heart's Wanted level goes up."
Are you the T-virus? Because you've infected my heart and I can't resist your deadly charm.
"Are you a ghost? Because your beauty leaves me breathless, and Iād love to haunt your dreams tonight."
"Haven't played The Walking Dead game? Well, gorgeous, how about we start our own adventure, no zombies allowed?"
"Red, huh? I thought it was just my cooking skills that were 'knockinā dead'! What's your secret? A killer recipe or just a natural charm? š"
Spike: You listen to me. [Kneels in front of her] I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred plus years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of: you.
Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, your charm shines bright even in the darkness of the dead.
"You may not play The Walking Dead, but you've definitely mastered the game of stealing hearts."
"Is your name Art? Because every inch of you is a masterpiece that my heart can't stop admiring."
"I don't need 'The Walking Dead' game to know, your smile could bring any heart back to life."
"Your Native American-Black genes are like a sexy blend of martial arts and Red Dead Redemption, irresistibly captivating."
"You must be a road sign, because every time you say no to going somewhere, it's a 'Dead End' for me."
"Is your name Red Dead? Because my heart races like a wild stallion whenever I see your martial arts moves."
Can I follow you? Because my mom told me to always follow my dreams, and you're drop-dead gorgeous.
"Is your hazmat suit made of love? Because there's deadly chemistry between us."
Your karate skills must be deadly, because my heart is defenseless against your charm.
"Just like Red Dead Redemption, our connection feels like an epic story; wanna join my quest over some beats?"
Are you made of dark humor? Because I feel like I'm playing Russian roulette, and you're the bullet.
"Is your name Google Maps? Because I can't find my way around your smile, and I think I've just hit a dead-end."
"Dead serious, just like I'm serious about being intrigued by your beauty and charm. It's a rare mix, quite captivating."
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