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Top 50 Dead Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dead pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Dead conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. What to say when a flirty chat becomes dead for 2 days?

    You guys have ideas for good things to say after a flirty chat with a girl is dead for a few says.

    Hope you kings can help a brother out

  2. I'll watch Carl for you.

  3. Are you from Woodbury, cause I'd like to burry my wood in you.

  4. Here's a dead bug, will you mate with me?

  5. Hey girl. My meat isn't least, not without your consent.

  6. How would you feel about going out for a bite to eat tonight?

  7. Do you have a revive? You’re drop dead gorgeous.

  8. When I look at you I remain dead inside.

  9. I'd rather have you angry with me an alive then happy with me and dead.

  10. I'm head over heel for you.

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I would follow you anywhere. Literally, I’m starving.

If I were a walker, I'd bite you first.

Girl, do my groin rise from the dead .

I'm still a real boy. Really!

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I've heard you're fast on your feet and you know your way in and out.

Hey girl if we were the only two people left alive after the zombie apocalypse I wouldn't be sad at all.

You couldn't be any hotter if you were dead.

Wanna go make out and tease zombies in the mud? What? You don't like teasing zombies?

Now that you're dead, what are you gonna do with your life?

I was dead inside until I met you.

I'm dead inside, but you make something in my pants alive.

When I look into your eyes I see my future

Because you seem dead inside

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Its a good thing I'm a Zombie, because you're drop dead gorgeous.

You don't look like you have been dead a day!

I like my women like I like my memes


I wish Cupid was as good a shot as Daryl.

You be Glenn and I'll be Maggie, let's get trapped together.

Hey boo, am I dead or am I wilting for you?

Baby girl, when you're not around, I feel like Bruce Wayne's parents. Dead.

I'm a lover, not a biter.

Are you an Air bender? Because you and your friends all look pretty dead to me.

That's the thing about walkers, they demand to be hunted.

Over my dead body. No, really. I want you over my dead body.