50 Dead Pick Up lines

Are you looking for some funny and cheesy dead related pick up lines? We have compiled a list of pick up lines with dead themes. These dead pick up lines feature various themes such as graveyard, funeral, death, dying, and more!

Best Working Dead Pickup Lines

A good Dead hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

What to say when a flirty chat becomes dead for 2 days?

You guys have ideas for good things to say after a flirty chat with a girl is dead for a few says.

Hope you kings can help a brother out
I'll watch Carl for you.
Are you from Woodbury, cause I'd like to burry my wood in you.
Hey girl. My meat isn't tainted...at least, not without your consent.
How would you feel about going out for a bite to eat tonight?
Here's a dead bug, will you mate with me?

Here are 50 dead pick up lines for her and flirty dead rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your dead rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny dead pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty dead joke for a great chat response.

Short and cute dead pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about dead are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Do you have a revive? You’re drop dead gorgeous.

When I look at you I remain dead inside.

I'd rather have you angry with me an alive then happy with me and dead.

I'm head over heel for you.

If I were a walker, I'd bite you first.

Girl, do my groin rise from the dead .

I'm still a real boy. Really!

Cheesy dead Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

You know, I've always found bruised legs, short nails and three days without a shower dead sexy.

I've heard you're fast on your feet and you know your way in and out.

You couldn't be any hotter if you were dead.

Wanna go make out and tease zombies in the mud? What? You don't like teasing zombies?

Hey girl if we were the only two people left alive after the zombie apocalypse I wouldn't be sad at all.

Now that you're dead, what are you gonna do with your life?

I'm dead inside, but you make something in my pants alive.

Corny dead Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Dead conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

When I look into your eyes I see my future

Because you seem dead inside

I must be dead because this is certainly Heaven.

Its a good thing I'm a Zombie, because you're drop dead gorgeous.

You don't look like you have been dead a day!

I like my women like I like my memes
Dead

I wish Cupid was as good a shot as Daryl.

You be Glenn and I'll be Maggie, let's get trapped together.

Hey boo, am I dead or am I wilting for you?

Baby girl, when you're not around, I feel like Bruce Wayne's parents. Dead.

I'm a lover, not a biter.

Are you an Air bender? Because you and your friends all look pretty dead to me.

That's the thing about walkers, they demand to be hunted.

A good dead Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Dead hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Over my dead body. No, really. I want you over my dead body.

I'm gonna tie you up and feed on you.

I like my women how I like my vodka.

Strong, bitter, and deadly.

I hear you're fast on your feet and know how to get in and out.

Did it hurt? When you caved through the ceiling?

Can you help me bury my friend? He's really long and stiff.

Dead or alive you are coming with me!

Wanna come to the lab and see a dead body?

Girl, I hope you're necrophiliac. Cause I'm dead from inside.

You're dead sexy!

If Chivalry is dead than I must be a zombie.

That group of bikers won't be the only thing I "blow up" tonight.

I must be in heaven, because i'm dead and you're wings look angelic.

I'm a necrophiliac... How well do you play dead?

Think I might be infected because I just want to bite you all over.

I need you like Herschel needs a leg.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Dead love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Dead chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.