50 Kill Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Kill rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about kill, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Kill Pickup Lines

A good Kill hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Are you a brain tumor?

Cause you’re on my mind and it’s killing me
Are you the soul stone?

Cause id kill to get you
Either you date me or I'll kill you.
Are you here alone or am I gonna have to kill someone to win your affection.
Will you set me? Because I'd kill for a date with you.
Go out with me or I’ll kill us both!

Short and cute kill pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about kill are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Clinical studies have shown that kiss kills. Wanna die happy?

Are you a hitter? Because you're killing it.

If Princess Toad looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.

If looks could kill...

You’d be h**... by now.

If Looks could kill

You would give h**... a run for his money

There are 2 things this world needs more of
1. My DNA
2. Your DNA

Let’s kill 2 birds with one stone

Depressing pickup lines.

Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.

Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.

Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.

Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.

Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.

Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.

Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.

Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.

Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.

Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you.

Cheesy kill Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have kiss within the next 30 minutes.

Your eyes can kill

And I have a heart that you can fill.

Hey girl, you've made my kill list.

I'm taking you out this Valentine's Day.

If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago!

You know you remind me a lot of a toaster. Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me.

If you betray me, I'll kill you.

Girl, you must be toxic and radioactive, because I want to study you even if it kills me.

Corny kill Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Kill conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

You look familiar comeback: I know, I killed you once before?

Are you a murderer?

Coz you're killing me with those looks.

You know, if stares could kill...

I wouldn't mind being taken out by you.

My quivering palm is for the kill zones and thrill zones.

If looks could kill you carry a concealed weapon under that mask.

If you were a buck you'd be a great kill, a big rack and a nice ass.

Girl, would you kill me with your love?

Im jealous of your heart

Its pumping inside you and im not *wink wink*
Ps: please dont kill yourself

Baby are you COVID-19?

Because your curves aren’t flattening and it’s killing me.

I would kill the riverwood chicken for you.

Girl, your p**... is like a boa constrictor, it's killing me inside.

Can you kill me

Cause i want you to be the last person i see
Edit: you could say i would let you kill me if it means your the last person i see.

A good kill Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Kill hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Are you depression?

Cause you make me want to kill my self

Roses are red, sky is blue...

Corona kills people, but with those looks, you could too.

If looks could kill

You'd be h**... and i guess i would be one of those 6 million Jews

Hope he has oligarchy the maintenance will kill him.

If looks could kill...

You'd be drop-dead gorgeous

I hope you know CPR
Because Im about to kill myself

Hey i just killed a wholly mamouth. Wanna come an cook it up?

Are you a murderer?

If she says no, "Then why are you killing me with those looks".
And if she says yes, then obviously you are s**....

Edit: Guys there could be other variations to this as well, like
'You could go to jail for this', 'for killing people with your looks'
Try others as well...

Hey girl, Are you 'Antimalware Service Executable' ?

Cause you're always running in my mind's background, I can never kill your process :)

Dolphins are cute animals. Can you believe some people still kill them in some countries all over the world?

Are you prison?

Because I'd kill to get inside of you

Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

Join my rally lead in Lords Mobile tonight and I will show you a good time with some nice kills.

You can kill my birdie any night.

Are you the government?

Because I want you to take me out ;)))

~~Please just kill me, I've committed many war crimes and I-~~

If I was Nephi you would be Laban. I wouldn't kill you but I would still take your clothes.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Kill love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Kill chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.