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Top 50 Break Up Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Break Up chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Girl, you’re like the SAT

    I’d do you for 3 hours and only stop for water breaks

  2. Damn, that chick's got an ass like an onion.

    Makes me wanna cry.

  3. Wanna see my pet tortoise?

  4. I'll make you scream so loud we'll break the record.

  5. I want to go to the gym,

    so I can walk up to a lady on the treadmill lean in close and whisper tread lightly!

  6. Hey Baby, how about you and me go back to my house so I can break out my calc book and study those curves.

  7. You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

  8. Do you like the color blue?

    Because I got something special for you.

  9. You know what they say, a Walt in the streets means a Heisenberg in the sheets.

  10. Is your name Tuco?

    Cuz you just tuco my breath away.

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Funny break up pickup lines

How much did the Titanic weigh?
Enough to break the ice. What's up.

If you refuse my request, I think you better tread lightly.

Can we break all the rules together tonight, including the Maastricht and the Lisbon-treaties?

My friends call me Gail, I was shot in the face,

by a meth cook named Pinkman, lets go back to your place?

Is your name Walter White?

Cause you need me, bitch.

Hop in my Aztec and we'll go get the car washed!

Doctor, can you mend my broken heart since you were the one to break it?

Is your name Gustavo Fring?

Cause I'd cook for you.

You know what it feels like to be on meth? Would you like to?

Is that a Volumetric Beaker in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I just wanted to break the ice between us.

You're giving me an exothermic reaction in my pants.

Good, I can break my fast… Because I see the answer to my prayers.

I'll break your limit.

Wanna help me catch a fly?

You know the business, and I know the chemistry.

Let's partner up.

Are you kosher, Heisenberg? Because I'm gonna eat you up!

You know, I may break a lot of windshields, but I'll never break your heart.

Are you a Mule? 'Cause you've been running meth through my mind all night.

I'd take a bomb on a wheelchair for you.

Are you Dio 'cause you can ring my bell anytime.

Did you break the glass ceiling for women when you fell from heaven?

I miss you so hard, titanium would break like glass.

There's a little something extra in it for you if you can kill this damn fly.

Nice to meet you. I'm a recovering herion addict.