Top 50 disappear Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of Disappear chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.
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Hey girl. Are you Cinderella?
Just thought because your dress is going to disappear at midnight
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Whoa, you must be Cinderella
Because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
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Are you a magician? Because every time I look into your eyes, everyone else suddenly disappears.
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Call me midnight because I'll make that dress disappear...
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Let’s treat your pants like the polar ice caps and make them disappear.
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Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and I’ll disappear in the morning.
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Hey, can I borrow your Hearing Aid? My last girlfriend disappeared without returning mine!
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Yes, I’m a magician. Watch me disappear clothing!
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I'm like David Copperfield, I can make your cloths disappear in a snap.
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I heard you like Magic sweetheart, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.
Latest disappear chat up lines
Hey girl are you a magician
Cause when i look at you everyone disappears
I think there's something wrong with my active-camo, because when I see you, everyone else disappears.
Are you Cinderella?
Cause your dress might disappear tonight
Hey girl are you Cinderella?
Cuz that dress is about to disappear tonight.
Damn girl, are you Carol Baskin’s Tiger?
Cause I’d love to disappear in you.
Are you a magician?
When I looked at you, everyone else disappeared.
I'm a magician...
I can make your clothes disappear with just a kiss.
If every star in the night sky was to disappear
I would drag the sun across the sky just to be able to wish I could take you on a date
Am I a magician?
Because I'm about to make your virginity DISAPPEAR!
Are you Cinderella?
‘Cause I see that dress disappearing by midnight!
Are you a grenade?
Because if I remove your ring, my house will disappear.
Are you a magician
Because every time I look at you everything else seems to disappear
Are you a magician? Whenever...
I look at you, everyone else disappears!
Hey girl are you a magician?
Because when I see you everyone else disappears.
I’m like Harry Houdini, I can make clothes disappear in an instant.
Are you a magician? Because when I look...
At you, you make everyone else disappear!
Hey girl are you a Dino?
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
Are you a magician?
Cause every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Hotness next only to sun.
Hey girl ! What if i tell you that if the sun were to suddenly disappear, you'd be the hottest entity in the solar system.
Are u a magician?
Because when i look at you everyone else disappears
Proven Formula for Picking Up Chicks
I have created the perfect formula for helping my guy friends pick up chicks in bars.
Men, all you need is one female friend or buddy’s girlfriend (let’s call her Hannah) to help and the hot chick you want to meet needs to be at the bar.
Step 1: Hannah goes up to bar next to the hot chick you want to pick up.
Step 2: Hannah compliments the hot chick on literally anything (“omg I love your hair color who is your stylist?” “wow that jacket is awesome, where can I find one” etc.). We all love talking to chicks who say nice things about us.
Step 3: While Hannah is chatting up hot girl on her right, you are buying three shots on her left.
Step 4: You offer a shot to Hannah while she is still chatting up hot chick.
Step 5: Hannah (loudly) claims she can’t find her boyfriend who the third shot was purchased for. Since Hannah and hot chick are now BFFs, she turns to hot chick and says the following “My friend Jake here bought my boyfriend and I a shot but we can’t find him anywhere, do you want to take it with us?” Introduce yourself. Offer hot girl the shot. Emphasize that Hannah’s boyfriend disappeared, etc.
Step 6: Hot girl ALWAYS says yes because hot girls at bars love free shots.
Step 7: Hannah takes a shot. Tells Lexi (all hot girls are named Lexi) it was nice to meet her, and dips out. You are left chatting up Lexi, buy her a drink, drunkenly make out with her in a corner after 2 hours, etc.p
Why does this work? 1. When Hannah compliments Lexi (aka hot chick), Lexi automatically likes Hannah and sees that she’s totally normal and super nice. 2. By you being friends with Hannah, it makes you seem like a regular cool guy and you must be great if you have such cool female friends. 3. Because you’re buying shots, you also seem like a pretty cool dude. Everyone loves the guy who buys people shots. 4. And most importantly, because Hannah lies about her boyfriend being in the bathroom or wherever, hot chick knows you two aren’t hooking and that Hannah is not a threat.
Hannah wins because she gets a free shot.
Lexi wins because she gets a free shot and gets to meet a cool person like yourself.
You win because awesome hot chicks like us let you buy us shots.
Go forth and conquer, my friends.
Are you a magician
Because you made my v card disappear
Will you be my Mary-Jane?
I met a girl at a party (a friend of a friend). During our small talk, we argued a little about who the best Spiderman is (Toby, obviously). She turned out to be a Tom Holland’s fan. Well, nobody’s perfect...
She was kinda cute, so I’ve decided to make the greatest build-up to a quite ordinary pick-up line and to impress her with a great magic trick. It took me a couple of days to make pics and photos (I even had to buy the merch). I’ve sent it to her via Telegram...
The entire “pick-up line build-up” consists of the opening monologue to Christopher Nolan’s “The Prestige”. (Coming to Netflix on February, 2). Fortunately, she has seen the movie. She got the reference. Unfortunately, she said no to a date. I was so devastated that my efforts were a waste.
So here we are…
**Are you watching closely?**
**Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts.**
**The first part is called "The Pledge". The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man.**
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**He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal.**
**But of course... it probably isn't.**
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**The second act is called "The Turn". The magician takes the ordinary something**
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**and makes it do something extraordinary.**
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**Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled.**
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**But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear**
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**isn't enough;**
**you have to bring it back.**
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**That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige”**
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**I just have to ask… Mary! Will u be my Mary Jane for a date sometime this week?)**
Are you a magician?
Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! Cheesy.
Hey baby, are you a murderer?
Because since I met you all the other girls suddenly disappeared