The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Hide Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Hide chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, wanna play hide and seek?

    Her: Ok

    You: Actually I can't

    Her: Why not?

    You: Cause a girl like you is really hard to find;)

  2. Knock knock! Who's there? Howie.

    Howie who? Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?

  3. I really respect a mollusk who doesn't have to hide in a shell, and can just be herself.

  4. Hide your beavers. I'm hunting them.

  5. My fogged up glasses can't hide that you're smokin'

  6. I might have to cast Invisibility to hide the Daedric hard on you give me.

  7. I see a human! Want to hide together?

  8. If I turn into a bat can I hide in your cave?

  9. I'd hide my heat deep in your ocean.

  10. Can i hide in your batcave for a while?

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What is a Hide pickup line?

Funny hide pickup lines

I'd hide every chair in the world
Just for you to sit on my face

Do you wanna play hide and seek?

Actually nvm a girl like you is hard to find

A game to remember!

Me : Let’s play a game?
She : Which one?
Me : Anything other than Hide & Seek!!
She : Why?
Me : Because it’s impossible to find a girl like you!

I would never play Hide and Seek with you...

Because someone like you is impossible to find.

Rose's are red, Violets are blue

The FBI wants my penis, can I hide it inside you?

My dicks wanted by the FBI

Can I hide it inside you?

Baby, are you a wooden horse?
Cos my Trojan needs a hiding place.

The FBI is searching for my dick

Can I hide it inside you?

Sorry to bother you but would you wanna play a little hide the sausage with me?

Would you mind taking off your shirt?

I’d like to see how an angel hides her wings.

The FBI wanna steal my penis

Can I hide it inside you?

If I could I would hide all the chairs in the world just so you can sit on my face.

Believe me. It works 7/10 times.

Roses are red, The sky is blue

The FBI wants to steal my penis
Can I hide it inside you?

Are you the child im hiding in my closet

‘cause people are looking for you but you’re mine so i’ll lie and say you’re not here

Wanna play hide the Koala?

Hey girl, have you seen the clown that hides from gorgeous girls in McDonald’s?

Of course you haven’t ;)

The cops are looking for my penis

Can I hide it inside you

[TERRIBLE] The FBI wants to steal my p*nis

Can i hide it in side you???

Hey girl, are you hiding opiates in your bra?

Because, I see a perky-set!

Hey girl, are you the mask I wear to hide the pain everyday?

Cuz damn u fine ;)


If you're struggling to start a conversation with a girl, go up to her, and say something random like "Hey I just bought a giraffe and need to hide it from the government, how do you think I should do that"

Girl, you’re like a Chinese safehouse

Cuz I wanna hide my wang inside you

Are you the black guy im hiding in my closet

‘cause i wanna hear you beg and plead me for attention

Hey girl, are we playing hide and seek?

Because ready or not, here I cum!

Just read des

The fbi is hunting my penis can i hide inside you