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Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Hide Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hide pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, wanna play hide and seek?

    Her: Ok

    You: Actually I can't

    Her: Why not?

    You: Cause a girl like you is really hard to find;)

  2. Knock knock! Who's there? Howie.

    Howie who? Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?

  3. I really respect a mollusk who doesn't have to hide in a shell, and can just be herself.

  4. Hide your beavers. I'm hunting them.

  5. My fogged up glasses can't hide that you're smokin'

  6. I might have to cast Invisibility to hide the Daedric hard on you give me.

  7. I see a human! Want to hide together?

  8. If I turn into a bat can I hide in your cave?

  9. I'd hide my heat deep in your ocean.

  10. Can i hide in your batcave for a while?

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I'd hide every chair in the world
Just for you to sit on my face

A game to remember!

Me : Let’s play a game?
She : Which one?
Me : Anything other than Hide & Seek!!
She : Why?
Me : Because it’s impossible to find a girl like you!

Do you wanna play hide and seek?

Actually nvm a girl like you is hard to find

HELP! The FBI are after my penis...

Can I hide it inside of you?

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Hey, shall we play hide and seek ?

Hang on a second, i think i'm gonna lose, cuz girl like u are really hard to find :)))

Rose's are red, Violets are blue
The FBI wants my penis, can I hide it inside you?

My dicks wanted by the FBI

Can I hide it inside you?

Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall Ain't gonna do you no good at all 'Cause once I catch ya and the kissin' starts A team o' wild horses couldn't tear us apart

Baby, are you a wooden horse?

Cos my Trojan needs a hiding place.

The CIA is trying to steal my penis

Can I hide it inside you

The FBI is searching for my dick

Can I hide it inside you?

Sorry to bother you but would you wanna play a little hide the sausage with me?

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The FBI wanna steal my penis

Can I hide it inside you?

If I could I would hide all the chairs in the world just so you can sit on my face.

Believe me. It works 7/10 times.

Roses are red, The sky is blue

The FBI wants to steal my penis
Can I hide it inside you?

Do you wanna play hide and seek?

Him: No.

That's okay, a guy like you is difficult to find anyway.

Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

The FBI is trying to steal my dick,

Can I hide it in you?

May I show you a fascinating Saracen ritual I learned while hiding in a harem after Hattin?

Hey girl wanna play hide and seek ?

Her-ok
He-actually I can’t
Her-why not ?
He-cause a girl like u is really hard to find

Roses are red, violets are blue

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The fbi's after my penis, can i hide it inside you?

Are you the child im hiding in my closet

‘cause people are looking for you but you’re mine so i’ll lie and say you’re not here

Wanna play hide the Koala?