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Top 50 Hide Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hide pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Hide conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Wanna play hide and seek?

    Actually nevermind, pretty sure I'll lose.

    A girl like you is hard to find

  2. Hey girl, wanna play hide and seek?

    Her: Ok

    You: Actually I can't

    Her: Why not?

    You: Cause a girl like you is really hard to find;)

  3. Knock knock! Who's there? Howie.

    Howie who? Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?

  4. I really respect a mollusk who doesn't have to hide in a shell, and can just be herself.

  5. Hide your beavers. I'm hunting them.

  6. My fogged up glasses can't hide that you're smokin'

  7. I might have to cast Invisibility to hide the Daedric hard on you give me.

  8. I see a human! Want to hide together?

  9. If I turn into a bat can I hide in your cave?

  10. I'd hide my heat deep in your ocean.

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What is a Hide pickup line?

Funny hide pickup lines

Can i hide in your batcave for a while?

I'd hide every chair in the world

Just for you to sit on my face

Have you seen the clown that hides from from people who would make a great couple?

Me neither

A game to remember!

Me : Let’s play a game?
She : Which one?
Me : Anything other than Hide & Seek!!
She : Why?
Me : Because it’s impossible to find a girl like you!

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This is a funny Hide pickup line!

I would never play Hide and Seek with you...

Because someone like you is impossible to find.

Hey, shall we play hide and seek ?
Hang on a second, i think i'm gonna lose, cuz girl like u are really hard to find :)))

Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall Ain't gonna do you no good at all 'Cause once I catch ya and the kissin' starts A team o' wild horses couldn't tear us apart

Baby, are you a wooden horse?

Cos my Trojan needs a hiding place.

Sorry to bother you but would you wanna play a little hide the sausage with me?

Would you mind taking off your shirt?

I’d like to see how an angel hides her wings.

If I could I would hide all the chairs in the world just so you can sit on my face.

Believe me. It works 7/10 times.

Do you wanna play hide and seek?

Him: No.

That's okay, a guy like you is difficult to find anyway.

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Working Hide tinder opener

May I show you a fascinating Saracen ritual I learned while hiding in a harem after Hattin?

Hey girl wanna play hide and seek ?

He-actually I can’t
Her-why not ?
He-cause a girl like u is really hard to find

Are you the child im hiding in my closet

‘cause people are looking for you but you’re mine so i’ll lie and say you’re not here

I cannot play hide & seat with you

Because you are someone impossible to find

Wanna play hide the Koala?

You don't have to hide your love away from me.

Hey girl, have you seen the clown that hides from gorgeous girls in McDonald’s?

Of course you haven’t ;)

What has 50 teeth and hides the incredible hulk behind it?

My Zipper.

[TERRIBLE] The FBI wants to steal my p*nis

Can i hide it in side you???

Hey girl, are you hiding opiates in your bra?

Because, I see a perky-set!


If you're struggling to start a conversation with a girl, go up to her, and say something random like "Hey I just bought a giraffe and need to hide it from the government, how do you think I should do that"