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Following is our collection of Lose chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey you must be the French Revolution

    Because I’m losing my head over you

  2. Are you a creative title? Because whenever I think of you, I lose it immediately.

    Hey are you a pickup line? Because I'm about to overdo you

  3. Are you a book?

    Because I want to use and then lose you and forget I ever knew you

  4. You be Mars and I’ll be NASA

    Just because I always lose my opportunity

  5. Are you a bottle of Tabasco sauce? Cause I’d like to lose your top.

  6. You should see my tower. You will lose your head.

  7. If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.

  8. We only live once, baby. There's no time to lose.

  9. Did you lose an arrow? I found it in my heart.

  10. You remind me of the guillotine, i always lose my head around you dear.

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Can you keep up, baby boy make me lose my breath.

Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce? Cause I’d like to lose your top.

I could lose my head over you.

If you were a tear in my eye

I would never cry

for fear of losing you.

Damn, girl, are you The Walking Dead?

Because I'd like to see you three or four times and then completely lose interest.

Take me to bed or lose me forever. from "Top Gun"

Are you the French Revolution?
Cause I’m losing my head over you.

Hey girl, are you on a diet?

Because you could seriously afford to lose a few pounds.

Are you Barça or Dortmund? Because even if you lose, you're still a winner in my eyes.

I managed to copywrite some letters of the alphabet...

I'd totally lose an "I" to get "U"

This place is tired

“This place is tired...but I’m not. Wanna get outta here?”

If you’re at a bar or club that’s losing its crowd, this is a good line to get a chick to leave with you.

What has a (number)-inch blade and never loses reception?

How about we head over to the bedroom and you can find out.

Can I be your Water Temple?

Because I want to make you lose your mind as you get wet

Did you lose your inhaler?

Cuz you got that ASS ma!

Hey girl, are you Australia?

Cause if you are then you would most likely lose the war against the Emus.

Oh also you're hot.

That Time I got Kicked out of the Thirsty Turtle for Barking at a Girl.

I drink.
It’s enjoyable.
I think that I am a pretty good drunk too. I don't get overly emotional; I don't get angered easy; the only stupid things I do when loaded hurt me and no one else; and I don't, typically, cause shit.

But, every once in a while, I will be out on the town and that little glint will surely be showing in the corner of my eye.

I am stretching to remember this story as it happened in a pub that has been since renamed twice.

One particular, Friday/Saturday night it was myself, a few buddies and one of my brothers. It was the brother I lived with in the area at the time and we had a treasure trove of inside jokes at all times; I could tell that outsiders found it nearly detestable being around us because they would have no fucking clue what we were talking about.

A particular hilarious inside joke we had at this time came out while watching sports, particularly hockey. Our mom's side of the family was a farming family and my mom was, generally, a modern woman with all that behind her; unless you threw her in an exciting situation, then the farmer side would shine forth. This was particularly illuminated whenever she would get excited about sports and she would let out a, what sounded like from a coyote, 'yip' noise. We grew up with that noise popping out above all else at numerous soccer and football games our whole lives. For some reason, either my brother or I did it while watching the Oilers play, and presumably lose, we thought that it was the singlehanded funniest thing in the whole world. All the best comedy is just pointing out the absurdity of commonplace things; our mom's yip was to be no different.

So anyways, we are at the Thirsty Turtle one particular night. I have a great crew of guys and it was a pretty great place for talking to girls; really casual and everyone got fucked up there all the time.

Through some fucking miracle, I find myself sharing a small table with a young lady and I am doing my best to show her that I am not a rapist; it really is the first thing you need to establish when you are hitting on a girl at a bar; you can’t just say “hey, I’m not a rapist”, you need to use subtlety in order to convince them of your legitimacy. But my brother would walk by and every time he did he would emit that same high-pitched "yip!" I, obviously, would need to respond with the same, it wouldn't be as infinitely funny to us if I didn't.

After the first yip, the girl leaned in close to me and said "what the fuck was that? Did you just bark at me?" I laughed at the absurdity of the question and in the midst of my outburst she leaned in again to say "cause I don't fuckin play that."

My first thoughts were: "This isn't the first time someone has barked at you?" and "if so, what the fuck are you all about to have this be a common occurrence?" I really did think it was hilarious how serious our conversation got, but wanted to get laid; so, I picked up the slack, changed the subject, and tried to get friendly again.

Things were going pretty well until my brother made another lap around the bar. "Yip", he insisted as he walked by. "YIP!" I said with zeal to respond. Needless to say, my date was very unimpressed with my hooting. She leaned in to say something presumptuous, along the lines of: "are you fucking assholes calling me a dog?" I laughed at the craziness of the situation and she got mad and was nearly yelling "Don't fucking bark at me".

That glint I was talking about then surged up as if from nowhere and implanted itself on my eye. I leaned right up to her as if to whisper an apology in her ear and said "yip".

She didn't say a word as she lifted her leg up, placed her foot on my stool, and pushed off. As I fell backwards I reached for anything I could grab, but there were no handles available; I can still see the lateral rotation of the room and feel my chance to get laid falling to the floor with me. I fell backwards to a luckily unattended area and the only thing that hurt was my pride.

The bouncer then came up to me and said "you gotta go". I responded like a little wiener with "but she pushed ME!" He said, "I know, I saw the whole thing, she is getting kicked out the back door". I love how they kicked me out the front and her out the back as if we were to fight. Is that an Edmonton assumption?

I left with my tail between my legs and went home to the doghouse again.

Are you superstitious....?

...and then she unmatched me! She didn't even have the common courtesy to provide the damn punchline.

Has anyone heard this one before? The mystery is killing me more than losing a match.

Are you Dr. Dre?

Because I’m about to lose my mind since you’ve been gone for so long

If i had...

If i had a stare match with you... Will i win or would lose to you!?

Girl, are you my kids?

Cause I want to lose custody of you...

What food makes women lose their sex drive, gain 100 pounds and costs 35 thousand dollars?

Wedding cake.

Are you a wall after I lose a video game?

Cuz I wanna hit that

If i ever dared you to play a game of stare with me... Who would win!?

If I ever dared you to play a game of stare with me... Who would win!?
I'd be me! As i would be lost deep into those beautiful ocean eyes of yours. But I'd say,I will definitely lose...
Lose my heart in exchange.

What Happens When You Are THIRSTY Towards Women!

What Happens When You Are THIRSTY Towards Women:
They become DISGUSTED by your presence, and also, of most other men.
They then go home to their Husbands, Fathers, Brothers or Sons and COMPLAIN about Men being "Dogs".
This is a lose-lose situation.
So Tusty-men, PLEASE STOP! -PM

Ty-win or Ty-lose, I'll still ty-love you!