Top 50 Killing Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Killing pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Killing conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Are you a brain tumor?
Cause you’re on my mind and it’s killing me
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Are you the soul stone?
Cause id kill to get you
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Either you date me or I'll kill you.
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Are you here alone or am I gonna have to kill someone to win your affection.
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Will you set me? Because I'd kill for a date with you.
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Go out with me or I’ll kill us both!
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Clinical studies have shown that kiss kills. Wanna die happy?
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Are you a hitter? Because you're killing it.
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If Princess Toad looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
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If looks could kill...
You’d be Hitler by now.
Funny killing pickup lines
You’re so beautiful, Aphrodite is probably trying to kill you.
If Looks could kill
You would give Hitler a run for his money
There are 2 things this world needs more of
1. My DNA
2. Your DNA
Let’s kill 2 birds with one stone
Depressing pickup lines.
Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.
Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.
Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.
Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.
Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.
Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.
Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.
Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.
Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.
Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.
Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you.
Your eyes can kill
And I have a heart that you can fill.
Hey girl, you've made my kill list.
I'm taking you out this Valentine's Day.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago!
Are you a ender pearl
Because I had to kill a black guy to get to you
Are you a murderer?
Coz you're killing me with those looks.
You know, if stares could kill...
I wouldn't mind being taken out by you.
Im jealous of your heart
Its pumping inside you and im not *wink wink*
Ps: please dont kill yourself
Baby are you COVID-19?
Because your curves aren’t flattening and it’s killing me.
Can you kill me
Cause i want you to be the last person i see
Edit: you could say i would let you kill me if it means your the last person i see.
Roses are red, sky is blue...
Corona kills people, but with those looks, you could too.
If looks could kill
You'd be Hitler and i guess i would be one of those 6 million Jews
Are you depression?
Cause you make me want to kill my self
If looks could kill...
You'd be drop-dead gorgeous
I hope you know CPR
Because Im about to kill myself
Hey i just killed a wholly mamouth. Wanna come an cook it up?
Hey girl, Are you 'Antimalware Service Executable' ?
Cause you're always running in my mind's background, I can never kill your process :)
Are you a murderer?
If she says no, "Then why are you killing me with those looks".
And if she says yes, then obviously you are screwed.
Edit: Guys there could be other variations to this as well, like
'You could go to jail for this', 'for killing people with your looks'
Try others as well...
Are you prison?
Because I'd kill to get inside of you
Are you the government?
Because I want you to take me out ;)))
~~Please just kill me, I've committed many war crimes and I-~~