Top 50 Killing Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Killing chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

Are you a brain tumor?

Cause you’re on my mind and it’s killing me
Either you date me or I'll kill you.
Are you here alone or am I gonna have to kill someone to win your affection.
Will you set me? Because I'd kill for a date with you.
Go out with me or I’ll kill us both!
Clinical studies have shown that sex kills. Wanna die happy?
Are you a hitter? Because you're killing it.
- your eyes hurt ?

\- sorry ?

\- coz they are killing me
There's a little something extra in it for you if you can kill this damn fly.
If Princess Toad looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.

Funny killing pickup lines

If looks could kill...
You’d be Hitler by now.

You’re so beautiful, Aphrodite is probably trying to kill you.

Depressing pickup lines.

Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.

Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.

Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.

Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.

Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.

Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.

Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.

Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.

Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.

Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you.

I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes.

Hey girl, you've made my kill list. I'm taking you out this Valentine's Day.

If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago!

Are you a ender pearl
Because I had to kill a black guy to get to you

Im jealous of your heart

Its pumping inside you and im not *wink wink*
Ps: please dont kill yourself

I would kill the riverwood chicken for you.

Baby are you COVID-19?

Because your curves aren’t flattening and it’s killing me.

Are you a toaster?

Damn, are you a toaster? Because you make me want to kill myself.



Wait.... I fucked up.



Damn, are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you.

Roses are red, sky is blue...

Corona kills people, but with those looks, you could too.

Are you depression?

Cause you make me want to kill my self

If looks could kill...

You'd be drop-dead gorgeous

I hope you know CPR

Because Im about to kill myself

Hey i just killed a wholly mamouth. Wanna come an cook it up?

Are you a murderer?

If she says no, "Then why are you killing me with those looks".
And if she says yes, then obviously you are screwed.

Edit: Guys there could be other variations to this as well, like
'You could go to jail for this', 'for killing people with your looks'
Try others as well...

Hey baby, are from Heaven?

Because I sure do want to kill myself. However, the possibility of an afterlife instills me with abounding despair, for if there truly is a Heaven, then equally as true must be a Hell. Given the uncountable sins of my lifetime heretofore, it is with absolute certainty that my eternal soul would be condemned to the lake of fire, should it exist at all.

O' how sweet the thought of endless oblivion! A serene nothingness that lasts thoughout eternity, and is over at once. Beyond the heat death of our universe, a multi-trillion year sempiternity to those who wake, I would glide in an instant. Knowing such a nonexistence awaited me at my death has been my only comfort for many years.

However, laying eyes upon you has all but abolished that comfort. Your angelic presence casts doubt upon such a fate. For how could one as beautiful as you originate from a realm other than Paradise?

Are you the government?

Because I want you to take me out ;)))

~~Please just kill me, I've committed many war crimes and I-~~

If I was Nephi you would be Laban. I wouldn't kill you but I would still take your clothes.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because my reflection is coming out of them and trying to kill me.

You remind me of the rope I want to kill myself with?

1) because I want you around my neck untill the end of time

2) Because I want you to choke me

Red stone is red, Lapis is blue

I'd kill my dog
Before letting it kill you.

Are you the vacuum of space?

Because you took my breath away.

And fucking killed me

Is that a knife in your pocket, or are you just happy to kill and disembowel me?