Top 43 Suicide Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Suicide pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Hey girl are you suicide

   Because I think about you alot

2. This will work everytime

   You can’t spell suicide without u and i

3. [nsfw] are you a suicidal turtle?

   Coz you can swallow my straw

4. Are you suicide?

   Cause your always on my mind

5. Is your name "suicide" ???

   Cuz you're always on my mind.

6. Are you suicide?

   Cuz i think about you a lot

7. Are you diving suicides? Because you make my heart race.

8. Girl you must be suicide

   Because I’ve been thinking about you all day.

9. Are you a suicide bomber? Because you have blown me away.

10. Depressing pickup lines.

    Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.
    
    Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.
    
    Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.
    
    Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.
    
    Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.
    
    Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.
    
    Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.
    
    Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.
    
    Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.
    
    Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.
    
    Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you.

Funny suicide pickup lines

Hey girl, is your name suicide?
'cause I can't stop thinking about you ;)

Hey girl, are you suicide?

Because I think about you everyday.

Hey boy/girl,are you suicide?

Because I think about doing you a lot

Hey girl, are you suicidal thoughts?

'Cuz I can't get you out of my head.

Are you suicide?

Because you're everything I've ever dreamed of

Are u suicide??
Because I think of u 24/7🤍

I'm not suicidal, but if you're the cliff,

I know i wouldn't hesitate to leap into the abyss.

Damn girl, is your last name suicide?

*no, why?*

....

Because I think about you everyday

Are you suicide?

Cause you’re all i ever think about 🤩🥰

Girl are you a suicide?

Cause I think about you every time.

Hey girl, are you suicide?

Cause I'm ready to commit.

Girl, is your last name suicide?

'Cause I've been thinking about you all day

Are you suicide?

Cos you're always on my mind

Are you a suicide, because you’re always on my mind.

(It’s only a joke, I promise)

Here is one I came up with

Hey girl are you suicide because I am going to commit to you

Are you suicide?

Cuz I really wanna do you

Hey cutie, is your last name suicide?

Cause I think about you every day

Hey, are you suicide?

Cause I make jokes about doing you

Girl are you a suicide bomber?

'Cause you just blew my mind

Are you suicide?

Cuz I wanna commit to you

Are you the concept of suicide?

Cause you're the only thing I want to do right now.

Are you a suicide?

Cuz I think about you 24/7

This will never fail

Are you suicide because you’ve taken my life