Top 34 Suicide Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Suicide chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Hey girl are you suicide

   Because I think about you alot

2. This will work everytime

   You can’t spell suicide without u and i

3. [nsfw] are you a suicidal turtle?

   Coz you can swallow my straw

4. Are you suicide?

   Cause your always on my mind

5. Is your name "suicide" ???

   Cuz you're always on my mind.

6. Are you suicide?

   Cuz i think about you a lot

7. Are you diving suicides? Because you make my heart race.

8. Are you a suicide bomber? Because you have blown me away.

9. Depressing pickup lines.

   Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.
   
   Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.
   
   Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.
   
   Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.
   
   Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.
   
   Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.
   
   Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.
   
   Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.
   
   Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.
   
   Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.
   
   Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you.

10. Hey girl, is your name suicide?

    'cause I can't stop thinking about you ;)

Funny suicide pickup lines

Hey girl, are you suicide?
Because I think about you everyday.

Hey boy/girl,are you suicide?

Because I think about doing you a lot

Hey girl, are you suicidal thoughts?

'Cuz I can't get you out of my head.

Damn girl. Are you suicide?

Cuz i think about you everyday.

Are you suicide?

Because you're everything I've ever dreamed of

Are you suicide?

Cause you’re all i ever think about 🤩🥰

Girl are you a suicide?
Cause I think about you every time.

Are you suicide?

Because youre always on my mind

Are you suicide?

Cos you're always on my mind

Are you a suicide, because you’re always on my mind.

(It’s only a joke, I promise)

Are you suicide?

Cuz I really wanna do you

Girl are you a suicide bomber?

'Cause you just blew my mind

Are you suicide?

Cuz I wanna commit to you

Are you the concept of suicide?

Cause you're the only thing I want to do right now.

This will never fail

Are you suicide because you’ve taken my life

Are you a suicide?

Cuz I think about you 24/7

Wanna be Romeo and Juliet

Talk for 3 days and commit suicide

Hey girl, are you suicide?

Cuz I’ve been thinking about you since friday

Are you suicide bomber?

Because i wanna explode all over you

Are you Hamlet?

Cause I can't tell whether you want to be or not to be...

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(p.s. works better with a suicide joke)

Are you Suicide?

Cause I wanna be committed to you:)

Hey sexy lady, are you suicide?

Because you've been on my mind since the divorce

Are you suicide?

Cuz you're always in my mind

I would turn back your watch during your friend’s fake suicide just to spend more time with you.