Top 50 Suicide Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Suicide pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Suicide conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Are you my suicidal thoughts?
Because I can’t stop thinking of you.
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Hey girl are you suicide
Because I think about you alot
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This will work everytime
You can’t spell suicide without u and i
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[nsfw] are you a suicidal turtle?
Coz you can swallow my straw
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Life without you is like coding while Github is down
All i can commit is suicide.
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Hey cutie, is your name suicide?
Because I think about you everyday!
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Are you suicide?
Because you won’t stop crossing my mind
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Are you suicide?
Cause your always on my mind
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Is your name suicide?
Bc I think about you every day
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Are you suicide
Because I think of doing you everyday.
Funny suicide pickup lines
Is your name "suicide" ???
Cuz you're always on my mind.
Are you suicide?
Cuz i think about you a lot
Are you diving suicides? Because you make my heart race.
Girl you must be suicide
Because I’ve been thinking about you all day.
Depressing pickup lines.
Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.
Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.
Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.
Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.
Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.
Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.
Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.
Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.
Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.
Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.
Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you.
Hey girl, is your name suicide?
'cause I can't stop thinking about you ;)
Hey girl, are you suicide?
Because I think about you everyday.
Hey boy/girl,are you suicide?
Because I think about doing you a lot
Hey girl, are you suicidal thoughts?
'Cuz I can't get you out of my head.
Are u suicide??
Because I think of u 24/7🤍
Are you suicide?
Because you're everything I've ever dreamed of
I'm not suicidal, but if you're the cliff,
I know i wouldn't hesitate to leap into the abyss.
Girl are you a suicide?
Cause I think about you every time.
Hey girl, are you suicide?
Cause I'm ready to commit.
Is your name Suicide?
Because you're always on my mind.
Girl, are you suicide? because i want to do you.
Girl, is your last name suicide?
'Cause I've been thinking about you all day
Are you suicide?
Because youre always on my mind
Are you suicide?
Cos you're always on my mind
Are you a suicide, because you’re always on my mind.
(It’s only a joke, I promise)
Here is one I came up with
Hey girl are you suicide because I am going to commit to you
Hey cutie, is your last name suicide?
Cause I think about you every day
Are you suicide?
Cuz I really wanna do you