Top 47 Suicide Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Suicide pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Are you my suicidal thoughts?
Because I can’t stop thinking of you.
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Hey girl are you suicide
Because I think about you alot
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This will work everytime
You can’t spell suicide without u and i
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[nsfw] are you a suicidal turtle?
Coz you can swallow my straw
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Life without you is like coding while Github is down
All i can commit is suicide.
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Are you suicide?
Because you won’t stop crossing my mind
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Are you suicide?
Cause your always on my mind
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Is your name "suicide" ???
Cuz you're always on my mind.
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Are you suicide?
Cuz i think about you a lot
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Are you diving suicides? Because you make my heart race.
Funny suicide pickup lines
Girl you must be suicide
Because I’ve been thinking about you all day.
Are you a suicide bomber? Because you have blown me away.
Depressing pickup lines.
Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.
Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.
Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.
Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.
Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.
Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.
Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.
Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.
Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.
Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.
Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you.
Hey girl, is your name suicide?
'cause I can't stop thinking about you ;)
Hey boy/girl,are you suicide?
Because I think about doing you a lot
Hey girl, are you suicidal thoughts?
'Cuz I can't get you out of my head.
Damn girl. Are you suicide?
Cuz i think about you everyday.
Are u suicide??
Because I think of u 24/7🤍
Are you suicide?
Because you're everything I've ever dreamed of
I'm not suicidal, but if you're the cliff,
I know i wouldn't hesitate to leap into the abyss.
Damn girl, is your last name suicide?
*no, why?*
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Because I think about you everyday
Girl are you a suicide?
Cause I think about you every time.
Hey girl, are you suicide?
Cause I'm ready to commit.
Girl, is your last name suicide?
'Cause I've been thinking about you all day
Are you suicide?
Because youre always on my mind
Here is one I came up with
Hey girl are you suicide because I am going to commit to you
Are you a suicide, because you’re always on my mind.
(It’s only a joke, I promise)
Are you suicide?
Cos you're always on my mind
Are you suicide?
Cuz I really wanna do you
Hey cutie, is your last name suicide?
Cause I think about you every day
Hey girl are you suicide?
Because I can’t stop contemplating you
Hey, are you suicide?
Cause I make jokes about doing you
Girl are you a suicide bomber?
'Cause you just blew my mind