The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Marriage Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Marriage pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey Girl, I'd pay one Fattened Sow for your hand in Marriage.

  2. You look nearly 22. Most Mormons are 2-3 years into marriage by now – just settle for me!

  3. Hey baby, wanna help preserve the institution of marriage?

  4. Look, you're nearly 22. Most christians are 3 years into marriage by now... just settle for me.

  5. Thinking about the vocation of marriage? You should come and see me for a discernment weekend.

  6. I do not like my wife, you see. I do not like her, no sirree. Her looks accuse, her words disparage, And so we have this open marriage.

  7. Are you a Christian girl?

    Because I want to make you leak holy water.

    Came up with that one when talking to a christian girl I know, who was telling me jesus is the only man for her and she will stay innocent until marriage. For some strange reason she wasn't impressed by my line.

  8. When I give you my hand in marriage, it will take on a literal meaning that nobody expects. (Frankenstein)

  9. Me teach you a new dance, the Bedrock and roll. It save Fred Flintstone's marriage after Barney did the Bamm-Bamm with Wilma in the gravel pit

  10. Are you in a marriage rn?

    Cuz I saw you



    Marrying me.

marriage pickup line
What is a Marriage pickup line?

Funny marriage pickup lines

We are allowed to marry four,

but I don't think that's necessary because you're a ten.

Hey girl are you my virginity

Because you’re here till marriage

Me teach you a new dance, the Bedrock and roll. It save Fred Flinstone's marriage after Barney did the Bamm-Bamm with Wilma in the gravel pit

Because today, when I look into your eyes, my love for you only grows. It’s even stronger now. My love will never waver. And this I vow to you, today, and always and forever.

marriage pickup line
This is a funny Marriage pickup line!

And I knew exactly how old Walt Disney’s Cinderella felt when she found her prince.

A hundred hearts would be too few to carry all my love for you.

I heard that Tim Keller's book, "The Meaning of Marriage," is pretty great. How baout we read it together and discuss?

When I give you my hand in marriage, it will take on a literal meaning that nobody expects. (Frankenstin)

A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.

A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love.

I never co-sign anything. But I'd love to co-sign your marriage license.

I will spend an eternity loving you, caring for you, respecting you, showing you every day that I hold you as high as the stars.

marriage pickup line
Working Marriage tinder opener

I do love nothing in the world so much as you.

As we grow older together, As we continue to change with age, There is one thing that will never change. . . I will always keep falling in love with you.

I could not tell you if I loved you the first moment I saw you, or if it was the second or third or fourth. But I remember the first moment I looked at you walking toward me and realized that somehow the rest of the world seemed to vanish when I was with you.

Before we met, I was as lost as a person could be and yet you saw something in me that somehow gave me direction again.

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.

Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.

Sir Donald Munger: "Tell me, Commander, how far does your expertise extend into the field of diamonds?"
James Bond: "Well, hardest substance found in nature, they cut glass, suggest marriages, I suppose it replaced the dog as the girl's best friend. That's about it."

I think I'm called to marriage, can I call you sometime?

It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.

Grow old with me, the best is yet to be.

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy, you must have somebody to divide it with.