"Even in our wedded bliss, your stunning beauty still makes me feel like the luckiest man in paradise."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, except a marriage certificate."

Thinking about the vocation of marriage? You should come and see me for a discernment weekend.

"One day sounds too far, how about we start forever tonight, gorgeous?"

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, my arranged marriage partner!

"Our marriage certificate might be pending, but my heart's already signed the dotted line with your name."

"I'm afraid my donkey, Miss Muffins got excited when she read 'big ass'. She's now expecting a marriage proposal 😅."

"In the fields of dreams, your beauty shines bright, I'd trade a herd of cows to make you my light."

"Your hotness must be the secret recipe for our perfect marriage, how about we add some kids to the mix?"

"I'm not looking for a ring, just someone to sparkle with. That radiance in your eyes, is it up for rent?"

"If marriage is your game, then let's redefine the rules. How about we explore the boundaries of love first?"

"In the heat of our marriage, your sizzling body surely calls for some equally adorable offspring, don't you think?"

"Forget about 'I do'. Let's make our own vows in the language of desire and attraction, babe."

"You're so enchanting, it's no wonder you misheard 'marriage' when I clearly said 'magical friendship?'"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again wearing a groom's tuxedo?"

"Are you a chemistry experiment? Because you’ve got all the right reactions to spark my interest in a lifetime bond."

"Our love story could outshine any marriage tale, with your beauty making others pale."

"If love were gold, I'd lay my claim; for your heart's worth more than fortune or fame."

"Can't wait for that 'one day', because darling, you're my happily ever after waiting to happen."

"They say the best things aren't tied down. Care to prove that theory over drinks?"

"Is it hot in here or is it just the flames of our eternal marriage igniting?"

Hey girl, can I get your autograph?

Right here, on this marriage certificate

"Is it fate or luck that I get to spend forever with someone as stunning as you?"

"Just a glance at you in our wedding photos, and I'm forever lost in your sizzling beauty."

Can I borrow a ring? I need to propose to my cat, and you look like a purrfect match!

"Did it hurt when you fell from the marriage market? Because heaven's missing its perfect wife-to-be."

"If you're going to be my sister at the wedding, how about being my siren tonight?"

"Who needs a wedding ring when your smile already lights up my world, gorgeous?"

"Our marriage is the sun, but darling, you're the heat that makes it glow."

"If you're looking for the perfect wedding planner, let's skip to the part where I become your husband."

"Is it bad that even though I'm not ready for marriage, your smile still makes me want to put a ring on it?"

I do not like my wife, you see. I do not like her, no sirree. Her looks accuse, her words disparage, And so we have this open marriage.

"Marriage is just a title, isn't it? 😉 And you're definitely making the title look good with such a charming personality."

"Have you ever dreamed of a perfect marriage? Because with your beauty, I'd spend a lifetime making it reality."

"In life's sweet garden, you're the fairest rose, marry me darling, and end all my woes."

"If every 'no' to marriage was as beautiful as you, I'd never have said 'yes'."

"If our marriage were a painting, it would be a masterpiece, but since we're not there yet, how about a date?"

"Is your name Google? Because I've been searching for my wife all my life and I think I've found the answer."

"In our marriage fantasy league, you're my top draft pick - a perfect blend of passion, beauty, and charm."

"I'm not proposing marriage, but how about we explore the chemistry between us over dinner?"

"No ring on my finger, but plenty of fire in my heart. Fancy a dance with danger tonight?"

"You're so enchanting, I might rethink my stance on marriage just for you."

"Our marriage is hotter than a summer day, but girl, you're the scorching heat that keeps my heart ablaze."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears and I see our future wedding."

"With a ring in hand, I'd gladly invest; your smile's the treasure, my heart's the quest."

"In the book of love, our chapter's marriage, a tale adorned with laughter and sweet carriage."

"Even though marriage isn't on my mind, I can't deny the allure of your captivating beauty."

Are you a Christian girl?

Because I want to make you leak holy water.

Came up with that one when talking to a christian girl I know, who was telling me jesus is the only man for her and she will stay innocent until marriage. For some strange reason she wasn't impressed by my line.

"Just like a diamond, your sparkle caught my eye, but marriage isn't in the cards, can we still give 'us' a try?"

"Your hint of marriage makes my heart flutter, in this life's sonnet, you're the verse I utter."

"In our wedded bliss, your sizzling allure turns every day into a honeymoon."

"Our arranged marriage must be destiny, because I can't imagine anyone else taking my breath away like you do."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in the path leading to our happily ever after."

"I might not believe in marriage, but I could easily believe in a lifetime with someone as stunning as you."

"Marriage isn't on my mind, but exploring an uncharted chemistry with you definitely is."

"You must be a scientist, because every moment with you feels like a thrilling experiment in love—let’s make it official!"

"Our marriage isn't written in the stars yet, but your smile is celestial enough to make the stars jealous."

"Sounds like you've got a marriage certificate and a gym membership. Don't tell me, cardio is running away from your husband's snoring?"

"In a field of dreams, your beauty shines bright; I'd trade a herd of cows for your heart's light."

"You've got a pull stronger than gravity, babe, because every time I see you, I'm ready to fall... into marriage."

"Marriage isn't my goal, but spending time with a temptress like you... now that's a desirable destination."

"I've been shopping around, but it seems like they don't sell future wives at the grocery store. Interested?"

"Our marriage can wait because falling for your charm daily is a fate I'd love to cultivate."

"You're so captivating, if marriage was a crime, I'd gladly be your partner in crime."

"Our marriage is like a wildfire, but you bring the heat that keeps it blazing."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for in my marriage proposal draft."

"Marriage may be off the table, but how about we feast on passion? Your beauty is a buffet I'd love to indulge in."

"In a world where love is gold, I’d pay for forever, if your heart I could hold."

"Our marriage is like a roaring fire, but darling, you're the scorching flame that sparks my desire."

"Our marriage may be the perfect match, but your body sets off the real sparks."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with a marriage proposal?"

"We're wedded and you're incredibly hot – every single day with you feels like winning the lottery jackpot."

"If our marriage were a book, it'd be the most captivating romance novel ever. Ready for an epic love story?"

"Our marriage? Picture this: You, me and an eternity exploring each other's depths of desire and love."

"You may be my sister in the ceremony, but could you be my fantasy after hours?"

When I give you my hand in marriage, it will take on a literal meaning that nobody expects. (Frankenstein)

"In a world where hearts can trade, I'd pay in love, no debt displayed; your smile's the treasure I can't evade."

"Your allure is so strong, it almost makes me reconsider my stance on marriage."

"Our marriage would be like a fine wine, only getting better with time. How about we uncork this bottle?"

"In the constellation of our marriage, you outshine every star with your hotness."

"Our marriage must be a masterpiece, because every day with you feels like an exquisitely detailed work of art."

"Well, marriage certainly hasn't compromised your appeal. You've got a charm that's hard to resist, just like a fine wine."

"With cows as my dowry, I’d pay any fee; for a love like yours, forever I'd decree."

Me teach you a new dance, the Bedrock and roll. It save Fred Flintstone's marriage after Barney did the Bamm-Bamm with Wilma in the gravel pit

Are you in a marriage rn?

Cuz I saw you



Marrying me.

We are allowed to marry four,

but I don't think that's necessary because you're a ten.

Hey girl are you my virginity

Because you’re here till marriage

How about we cut to the chase and syawal-kan our marriage to now?

I’m feeling alive and with every breath that I take, I feel like I’ve won. You’re my key to survival.

If equal affection cannot be,
Let the more loving one be me.

If my love was an ocean, it would take two planes to cross it.

If nostalgia was white and passion was black, my love for you would be a little chessboard

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.

In a marriage, each partner is to be an encourager rather than a critic, a forgiver rather than a collector of hurts, and enabler rather than a reformer.

In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

It is love that makes impossible possible.

Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.

Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

Love is a promise; love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear.

Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.

Love is the strongest force the world possesses, and yet it is the humblest imaginable.

Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own.

Love never gives up, never loses faith, is always hopeful and endures through every circumstance.

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope.

Marriages, like a garden, take time to grow. But the harvest is rich unto those who patiently and tenderly care for the ground.

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you I had no control over.

My love for you is like diareah..it never ends!

My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.

My love for you is like the universe…neverending!!

Once in awhile, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale.

Real love stories never have endings.

Remember, we all stumble; every one of us. That is why it’s a comfort to go hand in hand.

Sexiness wears thin after a while, and beauty fades. But to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, now that’s a real treat.

The average person falls in love 7 times before marriage. Baby, you’re my lucky seven.

The beauty of marriage is not always seen from the very beginning…but rather as love grows and develops over time.

The greatest marriages are built on teamwork. A mutual respect, a healthy dose of admiration, and a never-ending portion of love and grace.

The groom always smiles proudly because he’s convinced he’s accomplished something quite wonderful. The bride smiles because she’s been able to convince him of it.

The highest happiness on earth is the happiness of marriage.

The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It’s a choice you make on your wedding day, and over and over again and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband…

The way you love me, the way you touch my life, I wish the journey, should never end till I die. Thanks for making the day special in my life.

There is no mystery—that's the beauty of it. We are entirely explicable to each other, and yet we stay. What a miracle that is.

There is no such thing as a perfect man or a perfect marriage. But the one I have is perfect for me.

To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness.

You don’t marry the person you can live with … you marry the person you can’t live without.

True love is spending one day getting married… and the rest of your life feeling glad you did. Greetings of this Day to you and me!

Two souls with but a single thought; two hearts that beat as one.

Walking with your hands in mine and mine in yours, that’s exactly where I want to be always.

We are all a little weird and, life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

We have changed over the years, but the sparkle in your eyes is as bright as ever, and my love for you is even stronger.