50 Marriage Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Marriage rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about marriage, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Marriage Pickup Lines

A good Marriage hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Hey Girl, I'd pay one Fattened Sow for your hand in Marriage.
You look nearly 22. Most Mormons are 2-3 years into marriage by now – just settle for me!
Hey baby, wanna help preserve the institution of marriage?
Look, you're nearly 22. Most christians are 3 years into marriage by now... just settle for me.
Thinking about the vocation of marriage? You should come and see me for a discernment weekend.
Hey girl, can I get your autograph?

Right here, on this marriage certificate

Short and cute marriage pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about marriage are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I do not like my wife, you see. I do not like her, no sirree. Her looks accuse, her words disparage, And so we have this open marriage.

Are you a Christian girl?

Because I want to make you leak holy water.

Came up with that one when talking to a christian girl I know, who was telling me jesus is the only man for her and she will stay innocent until marriage. For some strange reason she wasn't impressed by my line.

When I give you my hand in marriage, it will take on a literal meaning that nobody expects. (Frankenstein)

Me teach you a new dance, the Bedrock and roll. It save Fred Flintstone's marriage after Barney did the Bamm-Bamm with Wilma in the gravel pit

Hey girl are you my virginity

Because you’re here till marriage

How about we cut to the chase and syawal-kan our marriage to now?

We are allowed to marry four,

but I don't think that's necessary because you're a ten.

Cheesy marriage Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I never co-sign anything. But I'd love to co-sign your marriage license.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

I think I'm called to marriage, can I call you sometime?

You both are a wonderful example of love, relation and family.

I do love nothing in the world so much as you.

I always wanted a Josephite marriage… until I met you.

Sir Donald Munger: "Tell me, Commander, how far does your expertise extend into the field of diamonds?"
James Bond: "Well, hardest substance found in nature, they cut glass, suggest marriages, I suppose it replaced the dog as the girl's best friend. That's about it."

Corny marriage Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Marriage conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I still fall for you everyday.

A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love.

A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.

A hundred hearts would be too few to carry all my love for you.

I don’t know where I’d be without you here with me. Life with you makes perfect sense. You’re my best friend.

And I knew exactly how old Walt Disney’s Cinderella felt when she found her prince.

As we grow older together, As we continue to change with age, There is one thing that will never change. . . I will always keep falling in love with you.

Because today, when I look into your eyes, my love for you only grows. It’s even stronger now. My love will never waver. And this I vow to you, today, and always and forever.

It's a good thing same-s**... marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.

I can't remember every moment of that day, but I could remember when I first looked at your eyes.

Grow old with me, the best is yet to be.

I do not like my wife, you see.
I do not like her, no sirree.
Her looks accuse, her words disparage,
And so we have this open marriage.

A good marriage Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Marriage hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I want tthe kind of marriage that makes my kids want to get married.

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy, you must have somebody to divide it with.

Forever is a measure of time used by people who share an ordinary love. Our extraordinary love is immeasurable...for us, forever just won’t do.

Me teach you a new dance, the Bedrock and roll. It save Fred Flinstone's marriage after Barney did the Bamm-Bamm with Wilma in the gravel pit

For you see, each day I love you more  Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.

I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

I could not tell you if I loved you the first moment I saw you, or if it was the second or third or fourth. But I remember the first moment I looked at you walking toward me and realized that somehow the rest of the world seemed to vanish when I was with you.

Look, you're nearly 22. Most christians are three years into marriage by now…just settle for me.

I love you like pigs love mud.

I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me. I love you for the part of me that you bring out.

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. I love you, not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.

Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success.

I want you for always…days, years, eternities.

Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Marriage love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Marriage chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.