My workout sessions are a lot like my relationships. Quick, intense cardio with lots of intervals, followed by pizza.

Our relationship is like a pizza, we had all the toppings, now alls left is the crust.

Let's start with a vertical relationship and move on to a horizontal agreement later.

Baby I see our relationship being like a good denim jacket: timeless.

I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.

Let's have a relationship like Glen and Maggie.

Hey do you like mexican food?

Because I wanna wrap my arms around you and make you my baeritto.

This one got me a 2.5 year relationship from tinder.

I am looking for pigs to love. Because I am all about stable relationship.

Baby I’m a carpenter. Let’s build a relationship in my shop.

Which type of relationship do you want? Where we cuddle and kiss type or where we f**... type?

I love LEGO, you like Legos, why not build a relationship?

I’m looking for a relationship that’s more stable than my connection.

Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?

Babe, relationship is like construction. Some strong poles under you is all you need for strong foundation.

Like all great projects, our relationship is off to a rocky start. You made me hard.

Go into a relationship with a skateboarder - we break bones, not hearts.

"Are you a barbell? Because I want to lift us into a beautiful relationship."

"No worries at all. We are here to enjoy and know each other. And by the way, your honesty makes you even more attractive."

"Your name is Praise but I'm the one thanking God for you. How about turning my admiration into a relationship?"

"Is your boyfriend related to my troublesome older brother? Because compared to you, everyone else seems like trouble."

"Remember when you told me you love gardening? Well, I just realized, our love could be a 'plant-onic' relationship."

D4 is never a bad way to open up a relationship.

"Perfect! Who needs labels when we can just enjoy each other's stimulating company? 😏"

"That's absolutely fine! Let's just focus on building a great friendship for now, and see where life takes us."

"With a gyattttttt like yours, the only workout missing is us running towards a perfect relationship together."

"Start a relationship? Darling, you're the missing puzzle piece I've been searching for - perfect and alluringly irresistible."

"Are you a walkie-talkie? Because our frequency of communication is making my heart signal 'over and out!'"

a committed relationship with a guy who likes cooking and travelling.

"How about we spice up life together? I cook the world's cuisines, you bring the adventure."

"If I'm turning you into a tomato, does that mean we can make a 'fruitful' relationship salsa together?"

"I can't promise to be your baby's daddy yet, but I promise you'd look even more stunning carrying my last name."

"Just like our dogs, I can sense that we have an instant connection. Let’s give them a relationship to bark about!"

"Well, every great love story starts somewhere, right? Who knows? Ours might start with this very conversation."

"Are you a promise? Because I could see myself keeping you forever."

"Is your beauty a secret? Because my heart can't seem to keep a secret from falling for you every single moment."

"I completely agree with you. Our connection is unique and maintaining it without crossing boundaries will be an adventure in itself."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with a friendship bracelet?"

"You might be the silent character in school, but online, you're my favorite player - care to continue in reality?"

"Your disdain is a challenge I accept, just another infinity I'm determined to alter."

"Wow, you must have a really good relationship with your mattress then! I only get to see mine at night."

"Is your smile a family trait? Because it lights up my world brighter than any star."

"Just like Lego, every piece of me clicks with you. And, I promise to always stick like Spiderman's web."

"Are we a Hallmark card? Because our friendship feels like it's written by professionals."

"Like my Webkinz collection, I can guarantee our relationship would be one of a kind."

Wow, you look amazing today. Did you change anything?

How about my relationship status?

"Don't be sad! You've been saving all your awesomeness for someone special. Let's see if we have some chemistry together 😉"

"I guess that's the magic of connection. And don't worry, I'll make sure every touch feels even better next time."

Babe do you work at a construction site? Because I foresee us building a relationship together.

"You're quiet in school but online, we're a dynamic duo. Could we try leveling up our connection in reality too?"

"Wow, with your mattress? I bet it's the most committed relationship you have!"

"Oh, perfect! So I guess our relationship will be less of a friendship, more of an… un-friendship?"

"Just like a good cheese, I might be too Gouda to resist, but can you handle the extra sharp cheddar of commitment?"

"That's okay! Good luck with your relationship, I'm here if you ever need a chat buddy."

"Is your name Hallmark? Because our friendship feels like the start of a beautiful love story."

"I noticed your pendant went from fiery red to serene green. Did your relationship status take a similar turn?"

"No relationship yet? Well, seems like there's a chance to be your first unforgettable one then, doesn't it? 😄"

"I know we're like Bowser and Mario at school, but online, we're more like Mario and Princess Peach. What do you say?"

"Your hatred may be eternal, but so is my determination to change it into affection."

"That's perfectly fine! Let's just focus on being great friends first. I must admit though, your candidness is quite refreshing and appealing."

"You've changed your gender, can you also change my relationship status by saying yes?"

"Well, my couch and I have a serious relationship too. It always supports me, no matter what!"

Belaytionships before relationships.

"Do you believe in love at first friendship? Or should I walk by again as your best friend?"

"Thanks for the compliment! So, in your opinion, what's the most important strength to have in a relationship?"

"I've sworn off relationships, but I never planned on meeting someone as enchanting as you."

"I'm sorry to hear that. It shows your strength and loyalty though. What's an ideal relationship for you?"

"Ah, so you're in a committed relationship with your bed? Sounds cozy, but does it make breakfast?"

"Ever thought about leveling up from this brother-sister game to a romantic co-op mode?"