My workout sessions are a lot like my relationships. Quick, intense cardio with lots of intervals, followed by pizza.

Our relationship is like a pizza, we had all the toppings, now alls left is the crust.

Let's start with a vertical relationship and move on to a horizontal agreement later.

Baby I see our relationship being like a good denim jacket: timeless.

I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.

Let's have a relationship like Glen and Maggie.

Hey do you like mexican food?

Because I wanna wrap my arms around you and make you my baeritto.

This one got me a 2.5 year relationship from tinder.

I am looking for pigs to love. Because I am all about stable relationship.

Baby I’m a carpenter. Let’s build a relationship in my shop.

Which type of relationship do you want? Where we cuddle and kiss type or where we f**... type?

I love LEGO, you like Legos, why not build a relationship?

I’m looking for a relationship that’s more stable than my connection.

Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?

Babe, relationship is like construction. Some strong poles under you is all you need for strong foundation.

Like all great projects, our relationship is off to a rocky start. You made me hard.

Go into a relationship with a skateboarder - we break bones, not hearts.

I’d say a good dose of laughter and some intriguing chats would be a great start. Let’s keep it light and see where it leads!

Absolutely! With your intelligence and my sense of humor, we could conquer the world together.

"Is your boyfriend related to my troublesome older brother? Because compared to you, everyone else seems like trouble."

"Still mending from a breakup, but I'd cheat recovery time for a woman as breathtaking as you."

"Is your heart a chapel? Because I’d love to worship there with you every Sunday and beyond."

"That's absolutely fine! Let's just focus on building a great friendship for now, and see where life takes us."

"No worries at all. We are here to enjoy and know each other. And by the way, your honesty makes you even more attractive."

"If being stunning was a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence—how about a non-relationship date instead?"

D4 is never a bad way to open up a relationship.

Thanks! I believe every great relationship needs a chef. What’s something you’d love to whip up together?

You intrigue me in ways I can't explain. Let's explore this connection together, see where it leads us.

"Are you a book? Because I can see us writing our love story together."

"Perfect! Who needs labels when we can just enjoy each other's stimulating company? 😏"

"Your name is Praise but I'm the one thanking God for you. How about turning my admiration into a relationship?"

"If I'm turning you into a tomato, does that mean we can make a 'fruitful' relationship salsa together?"

"Start a relationship? Darling, you're the missing puzzle piece I've been searching for - perfect and alluringly irresistible."

"With a gyattttttt like yours, the only workout missing is us running towards a perfect relationship together."

"Well, if my Ph.D. in predicting future relationships is accurate, then I see us together. What do you say?"

"You're absolutely right. Our friendship is precious and we must uphold the respect it deserves. Let's cherish this bond, always."

"I can't promise to be your baby's daddy yet, but I promise you'd look even more stunning carrying my last name."

a committed relationship with a guy who likes cooking and travelling.

"How about we spice up life together? I cook the world's cuisines, you bring the adventure."

"Are you a walkie-talkie? Because our frequency of communication is making my heart signal 'over and out!'"

Haha, are we talking about plants or relationships here? Because both need some TLC to grow! 🌱❤️

"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard. That's how much I miss our connection."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my church newsletter?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with a friendship bracelet?"

"Is your beauty a secret? Because my heart can't seem to keep a secret from falling for you every single moment."

"Are you a promise? Because I could see myself keeping you forever."

"Just like our dogs, I can sense that we have an instant connection. Let’s give them a relationship to bark about!"

"Your disdain is a challenge I accept, just another infinity I'm determined to alter."

"I’m all about spontaneous adventures! Like, what's your idea of the perfect Saturday? I bet it involves some fun and a little bit of mischief. 😉"

"You might be the silent character in school, but online, you're my favorite player - care to continue in reality?"

Long fingers? Does that mean I can finally reach the top shelf? Because I've been avoiding it like it's a bad relationship! 🙈

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, and I can't resist your electrifying charm.

"I believe when the right person comes along, you won't have to float anymore. Hope we can explore that together."

"Are you a therapist? Because my heart needs a little counseling after my last relationship’s plot twist!"

"I completely agree with you. Our connection is unique and maintaining it without crossing boundaries will be an adventure in itself."

"If you're not seeing anyone, can I be the reason you finally give love a chance?"

"I guess that's the magic of connection. And don't worry, I'll make sure every touch feels even better next time."

"Lydia, are you still figuring out what you want? Because I've already figured out I want you."

"Are we a Hallmark card? Because our friendship feels like it's written by professionals."

Floating has its charm, but when you find your person, it's like finding your anchor in a sea of possibilities. Let's navigate these waters together. 🌊

"Do you believe in miracles? Because I just found someone as divine as you right here!"

"Is your smile a family trait? Because it lights up my world brighter than any star."

"Don't be sad! You've been saving all your awesomeness for someone special. Let's see if we have some chemistry together 😉"

"Like my Webkinz collection, I can guarantee our relationship would be one of a kind."

"Just like Lego, every piece of me clicks with you. And, I promise to always stick like Spiderman's web."

I meant our relationship is like a Netflix subscription - we're just here for the entertainment, no commitment required!

"Wow, you must have a really good relationship with your mattress then! I only get to see mine at night."

"Hectic can be fun if you're with the right partner in crime. I bet you could handle a little chaos like a pro. 😏"

Wow, you look amazing today. Did you change anything?

How about my relationship status?

"Trust me, I've got a 100% success rate in predicting sparks between us. Care to test it out?"

Right? But isn’t the unpredictability part of the fun? I believe every great story has its ups and downs. What’s been your wildest experience?

I get that! Relationships can feel like reality TV without the popcorn. Let’s keep it chill—just two cool nerds avoiding plot twists!

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... into the future together.

"I noticed your pendant went from fiery red to serene green. Did your relationship status take a similar turn?"

"That's okay! Good luck with your relationship, I'm here if you ever need a chat buddy."

"Wow, with your mattress? I bet it's the most committed relationship you have!"

"Ha, well, romance is my middle name. But as for being deep into a relationship, it's only like this with you."

"Is your name Hallmark? Because our friendship feels like the start of a beautiful love story."

"Just like a good cheese, I might be too Gouda to resist, but can you handle the extra sharp cheddar of commitment?"

"Oh, perfect! So I guess our relationship will be less of a friendship, more of an… un-friendship?"

I love trying new things, especially food! What’s the most unusual dish you’ve ever tasted? I’m always up for a culinary challenge.

Babe do you work at a construction site? Because I foresee us building a relationship together.

Does your mom also know about your secret crush on that celebrity? Keeping all the important relationships in check, huh?

"You're quiet in school but online, we're a dynamic duo. Could we try leveling up our connection in reality too?"

Haha, I like to keep things light and fun. But trust me, when it comes to you, I'm all in. 😉

Sounds like a full house! Family time is always special. Do you have a close relationship with your brothers and cousins?

"No relationship yet? Well, seems like there's a chance to be your first unforgettable one then, doesn't it? 😄"

"Your hatred may be eternal, but so is my determination to change it into affection."

"Is it fate that we matched or just a lucky swipe? Either way, your smile caught my eye."

"That's perfectly fine! Let's just focus on being great friends first. I must admit though, your candidness is quite refreshing and appealing."

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you’re a snack and I’m a fortune teller.

"No drama zone sounds perfect to me! Building connections should feel easy, right? What’s your favorite way to unwind when life gets a bit too much?"

"Trust me, my intuition is never wrong. Spoiler alert: Our future together is looking pretty bright."

"Thanks for the compliment! So, in your opinion, what's the most important strength to have in a relationship?"

"Do you believe in love at first friendship? Or should I walk by again as your best friend?"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for in a short-term adventure."

"Your capacity to heal and grow, even after heartbreak, makes you more attractive than any other."

"I've sworn off relationships, but I never planned on meeting someone as enchanting as you."

"I know we're like Bowser and Mario at school, but online, we're more like Mario and Princess Peach. What do you say?"

"Well, my couch and I have a serious relationship too. It always supports me, no matter what!"

"Is your faith as strong as your beauty? Because I'm ready to worship at the altar of your heart."

Belaytionships before relationships.

Ah, the classic “I lied” maneuver! Next, you’ll say you actually love pineapple on pizza—now that’s a serious relationship hurdle! 🍕

"Are we at Hallmark? Because our relationship could be the 'Best Friends' card everyone's searching for."

"Well, I hope your Netflix account won't get jealous when I steal you away for an epic romance. Consider me your auditioning superstar."

"Ah, so you're in a committed relationship with your bed? Sounds cozy, but does it make breakfast?"

"I'm sorry to hear that. It shows your strength and loyalty though. What's an ideal relationship for you?"

"Just like my favorite white tee, I don't want our relationship to get dirty, only soaked in love!"

"Your love for dance is apparent, but how about we cha-cha into a trustworthy and perfect relationship together?"

"Ever thought about leveling up from this brother-sister game to a romantic co-op mode?"

I believe in taking the time to find that special connection. Maybe we can float together until we discover if we're each other's "person." 😉

"Absolutely not. Betraying trust isn't in my nature. If I'm in a relationship, it's because I genuinely care about the person."

"Is your favorite exercise the mating press? Because I'm ready to lift our relationship to new heights!"

Hey girl, are you Donald Trump?

Cause our relationship’s gonna be short, passionate, and at the end the courts will get involved

"My cousin Buddy thinks he's a catch, but after seeing you, I believe you're the real treasure."

I am tired of online play, let's take our relationship to the next level with party play.

"Your beauty is as casual as our relationship, always there but never demanding. How about we take this to the bedroom?"

"Are you a band-aid? Cause I just got out of a relationship and I feel like you could heal all my wounds."

"Lydia, if relationships were puzzles, I'd choose the piece that fits perfectly with your smile."

"Sounds like you're onto something good! Remember, the best relationships are both therapeutic and fun."

"Best TV show? 'Friends,' hands down. The humor, the relationships, it's like a comforting cup of coffee from Central Perk!"

Are you a human being

Because I want to have a relationship with you

"In a sea of colors, you in black stood out. How about we stand out together, forever?"

"That's totally fine, let's keep getting to know each other. You're too much of an intriguing mystery not to explore further."

Let's take our relationship to the next level. Here is my Netflix account.

"I know what you mean. Let's help each other find our 'persons' and make some amazing memories along the way."

"You must be an angel; your beauty shines brighter than my hopes for a meaningful relationship."

"Is your faith as strong as your beauty? Because I'm ready to explore the blessings of love with you."

"You must be a game, because I’m ready to level up our relationship to the next bad movie night!"

I'm a lot like a phasor, my relationship status is always complex...

"That's absolutely fine! Let's just enjoy getting to know each other for now, no pressure."

I respect your honesty and journey to self-discovery. Just know that when you're ready, I'll be here to support and get to know the real you.

"How about we upgrade our relationship status from 'best friend's brother' to 'love interest'?"