Hey girl, I'm not gonna project our cultures regressive social conditioning onto you.

Hey baby, will you let me socially p**... your triangular theory of love?

You must be a social marketer…cause I would swipe right on you any day.

Girl are you a flower? Because this social butterfly wants sweet nectar from your garden tonight.

"Just being social! But it's tough to find someone who can match your charm and beauty."

Don't take the mask off please, I prefer safe s**....

Haha, introverts unite! I'm like a social chameleon – quiet at first, but turn on the right setting and I'm all chatterbox! 🦎🗣️

So... what's an engineering student doing in the social sciences library?

"Your quiet beauty has piqued my curiosity, Sakai. May I join your world of books?"

How about I take you back to my place where we can get into a heated arguement about social security.

"Couldn't help but comment, your post was like a breath of fresh air in the often dull world of social media."

"Are you a social butterfly? Because every time you flutter by, my heart does the cha-cha slide."

"Just like my Social Security Number, I'd only give my heart to someone as special and unforgettable as you."

"Girl, are you my tax return? Cause I'm ready to give you my social security number and a whole lot of interest."

"Well, that makes us a perfect pair. You can be the cool, mysterious one, and I'll be the social butterfly!"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears—poof! Just like my social skills!"

"Are you on the runway or just in my heart? Because your Ethiopian-Italian blend is setting trends on all platforms."

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... into my social media feed.

"Let's log off and live out the plans we daydream about together, starting with a date."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everybody else disappears. Oh wait, I'm just socially clueless."

"Are you a hacker? Because every time I look at you, it feels like you’ve already stolen my social security number."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I talk to you, everyone else disappears—oh wait, that’s just my social skills!"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... including my social skills!"

Are you looking for a naughty experience? I only washed my hands for 19 seconds.

"Girl, with all those social media handles, it's a wonder how you've managed to stay out of my DMs this long."

"Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm feeling a real connection, even though we're both better at signals than socializing."

"Since we met on Facebook, our story could be the next great social network love saga. What do you think?"

"You light up every room, darling. How about we create our own private party?"

"Are you a identity thief? Cause the only number you'll need is my heart rate, not my social security!"

Can I follow you on social media? Because I could get lost in your posts all day.

"Being selective with social interactions just makes finding gems like you even more special."

"Is it my imagination or is a beautiful, elusive mystery like you the cure to my less-than-social tendencies?"

Chat History: "You seem like a fun person to be around. Do you often go out and party?"

"I love a good social outing! But I also enjoy quiet nights in."

"You must be tired from all the socializing, because you've been flying around my mind all night."

"Is your name Monarch? Because I can't help but follow your flight path, Ms. Social Butterfly!"

"Are you made of diamonds? Because you are the rarest find I've come across on this app."

"Your selfies should come with a warning label - too hot to handle! 🔥"

"Your striking beauty shatters all Instagram filters, blending Ethiopian elegance with Italian allure, care to share a hashtag?"

Excuse me, are you a camera? Every time I see your posts, I can't help but smile.

Girl, I have zero immunity against your kiss appeal.

Sure thing! I'll just be over here casually stalking your social media instead. JK! Maybe. 😜

"I must have used up all my luck finding someone as stunning as you. Care to prove me wrong?"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears and my social security number becomes less important!"

"Can I follow you home, or should I follow the trail of my social security number that leads straight to your heart?"

"I may be an introvert, but I'd go to every social event in the world just for a chance to see you."

"That sounds fun, who doesn't love a good get-together? Ever consider adding a charming new friend to your social mix?"

"June baby! So, technically, I’m a summer child... but my social skills are more like winter hibernation. How about you?"

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you...literally, my dear picky swiper!"

"Girl, the numbers on my social security can't compare to yours; you're a ten in every category."

"Hello Sakai, your silence intrigues me. Does it extend to sharing a coffee talk too?"

Meet me in my bunker. There's toilet paper and water.

"The 90s, huh? Great choice! Would it be for the music, the fashion or the simpler pre-social media life?"

"Sakai, your silence speaks volumes, but I'd love to be the one you share your words with."

"Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm feeling a connection strong enough to share my social security number!"

"Are you a hacker? Because every time I see you, I feel like revealing my social security number."

"Sweetheart, giving you my social security number is risky, but not as risky as not falling for your charm."

"Your lips look so inviting, are they practicing social distancing or can I come closer?"

Babe, you have Zoomed in my life.

Girl, 2 weeks is nothing compared to the rest of our life together.

Have you been quarantined? Never mind you are worth it to die for.

"Is your name 123-45-6789? Because I've been feeling really secure since you entered my life."

"You know Honour, I've been practicing social distancing even before it was a thing. Last week, I waved from a mile away!"

"Are you a hacker? Because every time I see you, my heart wants to give up its social security number."

"Is your heart as captivating as your social charm, or is it just me falling head over heels?"

Hey baby, you come within 6 feet of here often?

I know there is social distancing now

But a mask in you out girl.

"Are you a hacker? Because I feel like you've stolen my heart, next is my social security number!"

Are you a magician? Because whenever I scroll past your profile, you make my heart disappear.

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your profile...and I heard you're quite the navigator!"

"Are you a social butterfly? Because every time you flutter by, my heart does somersaults in its cocoon!"

"Do you have a map? Because I always get lost in social gatherings, but with you, I've found my way."

"How about a trade? I'll give you my heart and my social security number, but I'm warning you, neither have any cash value."

"Is your name Social Butterfly? Because I can't help but be drawn to your radiant energy and charm."

Girl, you look amazing from this distance.

"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes while I subtly stalk your social media."

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears, kinda like my social life.

"I bet you're an anti-virus software because every time I approach, you have this outstanding ability to maintain social distancing."

"I think we’d make a great team—like peanut butter and jelly, but maybe more like Netflix and avoiding social interaction!"

"Are you a social butterfly? Because every room you flutter into just brightens up."

"If I could trade scrolling for strolling with you, every plan in life would be an adventure."

Babe, I am all the PPE you need.

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... including my social security number."

Since we're both responsible adults you won't mind if I socially distance your left kiss cheek from the right one?

The world is in lock down, girl I just want to lock you down.

"Texting isn't your thing? How about Morse code then? I could start with '... --- ...' That's SOS for 'Save Our Socializing!'"

Are you soap? Because I would want you all over me.

You Smell So Good. Is That Purell You're Wearing ?

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection so strong, I'm ready to give you my social security number."

Want to make travel plans that we are going to cancel?

"Does your name have WiFi? Cause I'm definitely feeling a connection, and it's the only social interaction I need."

"Just keeping the mystery alive! It's more exciting to slowly unravel the layers, right?"

"An introvert? Great! We can charge each other's social batteries. I'll bring the cables, you bring the adapter."

You are quarantined in heaven? Because you are an angel.

"Are we doing social distancing? Because whenever I see you, my heart instantly jumps six feet forward."

I really can’t stay, baby it's Covid outside.

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... like my exes on social media!"

"Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm sensing a strong connection, even though we're socially distanced."

Are you my meme collection?

Because all I do is sit and look at you on social media all day.

If I told you, you have a nice body? Would you quarantine it with me?

"Your social charm is captivating. Can I be the lucky guy who catches your heart tonight?"

Are you autistic? Because you just made my social skills go on overload.

"If you analyze our chemistry, I think you'll find it's more than just a social experiment."

"Is it hot in here or did I just risk identity theft by giving you my social security number?"

"Your follow acceptance could light up my social media as bright as your smile lights up a room."

"Hey Nita, let's cause a social media hita, because with your smile I'm definitely a smitten critter."

"Like a true Social Butterfly, your charm has caught me in a net of enchantment."

Right? I'd just be like, "Surprise! I'm your new roommate!" Who knew my social skills were this advanced? 😂

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears—especially my social skills!"

"You must be a butterfly, because every time you're around, my social life springs into full color."

"I don't know about love at first sight, but I'm willing to risk identity theft by giving you my social security number."

"Are you an introvert too? Because I can’t hear you over the sound of my social anxiety!"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see your story, everyone else disappears—poof, just like my social life!"

"I prefer quality over quantity in relationships, it helps me appreciate amazing people like you more."

"Perfect! I need to open my pores and my social calendar—two birds, one steam room! What's your favorite sauna snack? Asking for a friend... 😅"

"You're the perfect balance of sweet and salty, want to taste the flavor of love together on this platform called 'life'?"

"What's up, Tameka? Just blew an air kiss your way on snap. Guess my lips are practicing social distancing too!"

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Care to escape for a coffee?"

"Are you my Social Security Number? Because I can't help but think you're my key to a beautiful future together."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I'm searching for... including my social security number!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by again with my social security number?"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... then again, that could be my social anxiety."

"Hey Faith, your beauty breaks the internet more than any viral TikTok, wanna make our connection more than just Wi-Fi?"

"Our vibes connect like puzzle pieces; your extrovert to my introvert, a perfect social balance."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by again... with my social security number written on my shirt?"

I'd really like to show you my new social program and redistribute some of my holdings.

Girl, no protective barrier is enough to stop me from getting to you.

Girl, how about send me a socially distanced n**...?

I can't be with you physically, but can I FaceTime on you.

I would touch you with my 6 foot pole.

Without you my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.

"Hey Sakai, they say you're a mystery, mind if I explore your world of words and silence?"