I can see us together in the next generation image.

Babe, I can canonicalize every part of you all night long.

Do you like your keywords broad or long tail? Because I got the best of both worlds.

I think I’d be a good return on your investment.

For you, I would scroll to the end of the SERPs.

So, what is your alrogorithm and factors to rank the number 1 lover.

You know what makes me better than everyone else? People say I provide great user experience.

Girl if you do not set a crawl budget with me tonight, I will crash your server in bed.

I’ve been looking at the analytics, and I’d like to make you my landing page.

I can do more than just trimming your content. Let's merge the best part of us together.

Would you like to subscribe to my feed?

Do you prefer to fetch or render?

Do you believe in link love at first site, or should I refresh my browser?

You must be banned from Google because it’s blackhat to look that good.

Girl you so sexy, I got a huge CLS (Cumulative Layoutshift) below the fold.

If I were Google, I would definitely rank you #1 for 'beautiful.'

Girl did you hack my search results? Because all the SERP redirects to you.

When I searched your name, I found that people also ask why is your name so beautiful.

Can we do some link building campaign exchange in private?

Girl you got great coverage, I would love to submit and index you.

All the redirect chains in life lead back straight to you.

Are you the next Google Update? Because I hear you will be coming soon.

I have finally found my link to you, and that anchor text is 'Soul Mate'

Girl, you are the only parameter that get indexed in my heart.

If you like it, then you should’ve put a link on it.

I can do more than simple SEO. I prefer the omnichannel approach to enter you in different ways.

Do you have a sitemap? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

You know what is longer than this long URL? Mine…

Are you a landing page? Because you just give me a call-to-action.

So you use Screaming frog? Invite me to your room, I will show you the real screaming frog.

Do you prefer the mobile experience in the car or the desktop experience in my bed?

You are so beautiful just gave my mind a 5xx error.

People just notice your title and descriptions, but I check out your entire body content.

Let’s move this conversation out of beta.

Girl, no matter how the algorithm changes, you will always be my number 1.

Babe, your juice is much better than any link juice.

My domain will never expire for you.

Once you get a taste of my link juice, you will never want another link.

Girl, you just uncompressed my Gzip resource.

Are you a featured snippet? Because I have stopped searching for the answer.

My last love 404'd me, so I want to 301 to you.

You rank first on my personalized search results.

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I rank higher in your search results?"

"Do you work in SEO? Because I just can't seem to rank higher than number one in your search results."

You must be an SEO expert, because you rank #1 on my list!