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Top 50 Hipster Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hipster pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Hipster conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. There's an Arcade Fire ... In my pants.

  2. Do you want to go to bed bath and beyond and smell unscented candles and tell each other what we think we smell?

  3. Hey girl, I have a unreturned library book that I want to read to you tonight.

  4. Let's listen to The 1975 and make out under the stars.

  5. Was that you at a Vivian Girls concert?

  6. Cool necklace. is that locally handcrafted?

  7. I loved you before it was cool.

  8. Let me play you a song with my skiffle band. Let me to tune my 1861 Martin guitar.

  9. Hey baby, let's lay and learn what each other's bodies are for.

  10. The color palate of your face is really great in this lighting.


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Funny hipster pickup lines

Girl, I got an extra pair of TOMS that might fit you. Want to come over & try them on?

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

I need you like 90s television shows need their alternative music tracks.

Hi. I play harmonica in Arcade Fire. Wanna bang?

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I'll love you longer than the line at Forever 21.

Hey girl, you're giving me a pop-up store in my pants.

Hey, my name's Ethel, it's a really vintage name, i doubt you've ever heard it before.

I’d like to have you on vinyl.

I'm in my backyard...in my Eno... It's a double-nester.

My beard is the same length as Abraham Lincoln's was on his 7th birthday.

You’ve got bike courier eyes.

That ironic t-shirt you’re wearing would look better on my floor.

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Baby I see our relationship being like a good denim jacket: timeless.

Hey babe I'm gluten free!

Do you like it in the can? And I don't mean PBR.

Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?

Hey. I like your new-old shoes.

Does this harmonica make my beard look huge?

Want to come over and listen to NPR.

Want to go back to my place and listen to this band before they sell out?

Do you want to roll around in my collection of antique buttons and talk about our childhood dreams?

Hey girl come to columbia. We got a whole foods AND an earthfare down the road.

I feel like we met at Whole Foods, because you make me feel complete.