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Top 50 Shirt Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Shirt pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Shirt conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hello I have a question. A man asked me if he could read my shirt in brail. What does that mean?

  2. Girl I'm jealous of your shirt

    Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not

  3. That Phish tee shirt would look great on the floor of my tent.

  4. Nice band shirt I bet it would look better on my bedroom floor.

  5. Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of?

    Boyfriend material

  6. I'm just sayin, you look good in that shirt, but you would look better with it off.

  7. I don’t like your shirt, you should take it off.

  8. Do you want me to come over and make you a sword with my shirt off?

  9. You so fine. I'd wear a red shirt just to spend one night with you.

  10. Oh excuse to brush against you with my shirt hemp , or am I?

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Funny shirt pickup lines

The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.

I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.

Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.

There are two ways to get to your target heart rate: You can either run really fast me, or I can just take off my shirt.

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That ironic t-shirt you’re wearing would look better on my floor.

Did you get that shirt on sale? Because in my room they'd be a 100% off!

Your T-shirt looks like a friend of mine's. Did you steal it from her?

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

That Greenpeace t-shirt would look even better on the floor of my ecologically-sustainable yurt.

Here's my number. Just in case you ever need a grappling partner without a shirt or pants.

Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.

I like your "Bernie for President" T-shirt. I bet it would look great on the floor next to my bed.

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Working Shirt tinder opener

I'm about to change into my red shirt because you're to die for.

That shirt looks very becoming on you

Then again if I was on you, I'd be coming too.

I like your shirt

But it would look a lot better accelerating at 9.81 meters per second to the ground.

I'll wear this bright yellow shirt you gave me and pretend it's black so it can bring a little light to the hole she left.

Feel that shirt I'm wearing, it's husband/boyfriend material.

Like my shirt? You prolly think im gonna say it's made of girlfriend material, but...

In truth, im not sure what my shirt is made out of, but i do know that im 100% cott-on you

Do you want me to come over precious and make you a sword with my shirt off?

Yo, check out my drumline shirt.

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

That shirt is very becoming on you.

If I was on you, I’d be coming too.

Hey, feel my shirt.

*proceeds to feel man's shirt *

Man-know what material that is?
Me- no...
Man- boyfriend material.