I don’t like your shirt, you should take it off.

Do you want me to come over and make you a sword with my shirt off?

You so fine. I'd wear a red shirt just to spend one night with you.

Oh excuse to brush against you with my shirt h**... , or am I?

I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.

There are two ways to get to your target heart rate: You can either run really fast me, or I can just take off my shirt.

Hey girl… I’m blind

Can I read your shirt?

That shirt is very becoming on you

But, to be fair, if I were on you, I’d becoming too!

Did you get that shirt on sale? Because in my room they'd be a 100% off!

Your T-shirt looks like a friend of mine's. Did you steal it from her?

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

Here's my number. Just in case you ever need a grappling partner without a shirt or pants.

Two ways to get to your target heart rate: You can either run really fast, or I can just take off my shirt.

That shirt looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I.

Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.

I really like that shirt on you. But I think it would look better in the morning on my living room floor.

I like your "Bernie for President" T-shirt. I bet it would look great on the floor next to my bed.

Katy: What happened to your shirt?

That shirt is really becoming on you. Then again, if I was on you, I'd be coming too.

I'm about to change into my red shirt because you're to die for.

"I may be wearing pink, but you're the one making my heart race."

"Excuse me miss, but can your smile be my shirt? Because it certainly warms my heart!"

"Is your uniform custom tailored? Because that level of fit would be a crime in any other outfit."

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because every time you're on video, I see the best version of myself."

"I like your shirt" thanks you wanna wear it in the morning?

"Baby, that black shirt and blue jean are lucky, they're hugging curves more captivating than a Picasso masterpiece."

"Is it the shirt that's pink, or are you just blushing from how good I look in it?"

"That shirt may be big, but your style definitely isn't—it's perfectly on point!"

"I see you've forgotten your shirt, but don't worry, you've definitely captured my attention with your natural beauty."

I really like your hands. They would complement my shirt when we cuddle.

"Is your Spidey sense tingling yet, or do I need to take off another shirt for you?"

Sounds intriguing! I bet you'd look even sexier in my favorite shirt... or maybe without it. 😉

"I may not have my shirt on, but with you, I feel armored in beauty, just like Spiderman with his powers."

"Is that an office shirt, or are you just trying to tie me down with your charm?"

"Caught in my web yet? Or should Spiderman here lose another layer for your heart to surrender?"

"Just like Spiderman, I'm great at catching beautiful things. Can I catch you?"

"In that black shirt and blue jeans, you're giving mirrors a reason to reflect perfection."

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine after you've arrested my heart?"

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because those earrings are angelic on you.

"Your shirt is giving me some serious heart eyes, but I can't decide if it's the shirt or you."

"Ever wonder if Spiderman's as ripped underneath his suit as I am without my shirt?"

"You wear that shirt like a canvas divine, with beauty so rare, I wish you were mine."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by in my light blue shirt again?"

"Doesn't it get cold, being so hot without a shirt?"

"Are you a hunter? Because you've just caught my heart in your crosshairs."

"Is your uniform tailor-made? Because everything about you is arresting, especially that chiseled body of yours."

"Without my shirt, I'm Spiderman but with your smile, you're definitely my Mary Jane. Ready to swing into my heart?"

"Your smile lights up this room even more than that stunning black tee, fancy a soap bubble fight in the bath?"

"This Spiderman is missing his Mary Jane, ready to get caught in my web of attraction?"

Excuse me, is your shirt made of boyfriend material? Because it's definitely stealing my attention.

"I must be a magician because every time you take off your shirt, everyone else disappears."

Did it hurt when you fell from the closet? Because you're looking like a stylish button goddess.

"Did your heart just leap, or was it me swinging into your DMs with my Spiderman charm and shirtless surprise?"

"Is your shirt from outer space? Because it's out of this world... just like you."

"Watching you dress up is like a teaser trailer, but I'd rather get the full-length feature of your stunning allure."

"That smile with your laid-back style is a lethal combo; it's making me wish I could join your bath time party."

"Is your smile part of the dress code? Because it sure is lighting up this room more than that black t-shirt."

"I must say, you make that pink shirt look even more irresistible. Can I borrow it sometime?"

"Is your shirt off because it's hot or because you're making my mailbox steam with anticipation for your big delivery?"

"Is your shirt made of buttons? Because every time I look at you, my heart just wants to unbutton itself."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. Who needs a shirt for that trick?"

"The way that black shirt pairs with your blue jeans, it's a blockbuster movie and you're the star."

"Did you steal my shirt? Because you've clearly taken all my thoughts and left me speechless!"

"Just like Spiderman, I'm shirtless and ready to swing into your heart."

That shirt looks very becoming on you

Then again if I was on you, I'd be coming too.

"If you're cute in that shirt, I can't imagine how fluffy you are when you let me in closer."

"Is that tie yours, or are you just trying to tie me down with your charm and beauty?"

I like your shirt

But it would look a lot better accelerating at 9.81 meters per second to the ground.

"Your curves in that outfit are turning this mirror into the hottest reality show."

"That black shirt might be stunning, but not half as captivating as the girl wearing it in a mirror video."

I'll wear this bright yellow shirt you gave me and pretend it's black so it can bring a little light to the hole she left.

"Is that a tie, or are you just trying to effortlessly steal my heart with your style?"

Are you a shirt button? Because I can't help but be drawn to you.

"Is that oversized t-shirt yours, or can I borrow it? Either way, you wear it better than anyone else ever could."

"Just like my car, my love for you runs deep; let’s take a ride through life together."

"True! I’m like your personal fan club president—minus the T-shirts. Do you think we should get uniforms for our imaginary meetings?"

"Did you just come out of the shower? Because I'm falling for you like a raindrop."

"Seeing you love the shirt I made just makes me want to design a future with you even more."

"Caught in my web yet, gorgeous? Because every Spiderman needs his Mary Jane."

Feel that shirt I'm wearing, it's husband/boyfriend material.

"That oversized T-shirt looks comfy, but I bet your smile is the real highlight of your outfit."

"You wear that shirt perfectly—just like your vibe, chubby fluffy, and irresistibly cute. Mind if I join the cuddle?"

"I may not be Peter Parker, but without my shirt and with your beauty, girl we sure could make some super chemistry."

Do you want me to come over precious and make you a sword with my shirt off?

Like my shirt? You prolly think im gonna say it's made of girlfriend material, but...

In truth, im not sure what my shirt is made out of, but i do know that im 100% cott-on you

"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again with my BTS shirt?"

"Thought Spiderman was cool, but have you ever seen a superhero without his shirt? That's my superpower."

"Your buttons may give up, but my longing for your beauty and charm will never."

"Is it just me, or does that office shirt and tie combination totally redefine ‘business casual’ in the most charming way?"

"Is your Spidey-sense tingling or is it just my shirtless pic doing the trick?"

"In that mirror video, your sexy reflection met my heart's affection, care to make it a direct connection?"

"Is it the office attire or your charm that’s making my heart race? Either way, I'm captivated!"

"Who needs a shirt when your smile already makes my heart undress?"

"Is your black shirt made of stars? Because you're lighting up this mirror with your radiant beauty."

"If loving your shirt is a crime, then I'm ready to be arrested by fashion police."

"Excuse me, but I think your tie just made my heart skip a beat—care to share your secret style?"

Yo, check out my drumline shirt.

"Have you ever considered modeling? Because those buttons on your shirt seem to be struggling to contain perfection."

"Your smile's so bright, even your black t-shirt can't darken my day."

Are you Hanna montana

Because I wanna find out who you really are underneath your skirt
Or
Pants
Or
Shirt

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, I can't help but imagine what’s hidden beneath that shirt."

"That shirt looks amazing on you, but I have a feeling it would look even better off."

Hey, feel my shirt.

*proceeds to feel man's shirt *

Man-know what material that is?
Me- no...
Man- boyfriend material.

"I must say, that shirt hugs you perfectly; it's like it was made to show off all your best features."

That shirt is very becoming on you.

If I was on you, I’d be coming too.

"I didn't realize they made stars in black t-shirts, your smile is outshining the entire galaxy."

Your earrings are cute, but they can't outshine your beauty shining through that simple white t-shirt.

"Your shirt is sexy, but it's nothing compared to the beauty wearing it."

Are you made of diamonds? Because you make those earrings shine even brighter.

"I see you've lost your shirt, but don't worry, I could get lost in your eyes all day long."

"Is your shirt from space? Because it's missing and you've got me seeing stars."

"Just your friendly neighborhood Spiderman, but the only web I'm interested in is the one that connects me to you."

"Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw when I saw your beautiful smile...and maybe your shirt?"

"Got handcuffs? Because your biceps are arresting my attention and I don't mind being detained."

"Is your shirt from outer space? Because those buttons are out of this world!"

"With a shirt like that, I can’t help but wonder how soft you are—mind if I find out?"

"Wearing pink never looked so good until I saw you standing next to me."

"Shirts are overrated, but you? You're undeniably captivating in every way."

"Are you wearing a gray shirt? Because you just turned my world from black and white to fabulous!"

"Just like Spiderman, I know how to hang around... especially when it comes to beautiful girls like you."

Hey, that shirt is very becoming on you

Of course, if I was on you, I'd be coming too

Would you mind taking off your shirt?

I’d like to see how an angel hides her wings.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by again...with a different shirt?"

"Are you a tailor? Because every time I look at you, my heart seems to lose a button."

"Do you have a map? Because I've lost my way in the labyrinth of your shirtless beauty."

"Your blue jeans and black shirt combo must be illegal, because I've never seen such a captivating crime of fashion."

"That shirt doesn’t lie; you’re chubby, fluffy, and cute—just my type for a cozy night in!"

"No shirt? No problem. Your smile is already the best thing you could wear."

Hey what’s written on your shirt

*they say whatever text is on their shirt*

I was wondering if I can read it in Braille?

"Is it hot in here or is it just your pink shirt making me blush?"