I don’t like your shirt, you should take it off.

Do you want me to come over and make you a sword with my shirt off?

You so fine. I'd wear a red shirt just to spend one night with you.

Oh excuse to brush against you with my shirt h**... , or am I?

I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.

There are two ways to get to your target heart rate: You can either run really fast me, or I can just take off my shirt.

Hey girl… I’m blind

Can I read your shirt?

That shirt is very becoming on you

But, to be fair, if I were on you, I’d becoming too!

Did you get that shirt on sale? Because in my room they'd be a 100% off!

Your T-shirt looks like a friend of mine's. Did you steal it from her?

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

Here's my number. Just in case you ever need a grappling partner without a shirt or pants.

Two ways to get to your target heart rate: You can either run really fast, or I can just take off my shirt.

Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.

That shirt looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I.

I really like that shirt on you. But I think it would look better in the morning on my living room floor.

I like your "Bernie for President" T-shirt. I bet it would look great on the floor next to my bed.

Katy: What happened to your shirt?

That shirt is really becoming on you. Then again, if I was on you, I'd be coming too.

I'm about to change into my red shirt because you're to die for.

"I like your shirt" thanks you wanna wear it in the morning?

"Excuse me miss, but can your smile be my shirt? Because it certainly warms my heart!"

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because every time you're on video, I see the best version of myself."

"Is your uniform custom tailored? Because that level of fit would be a crime in any other outfit."

"I see you've forgotten your shirt, but don't worry, you've definitely captured my attention with your natural beauty."

"Baby, that black shirt and blue jean are lucky, they're hugging curves more captivating than a Picasso masterpiece."

I really like your hands. They would complement my shirt when we cuddle.

"Is your Spidey sense tingling yet, or do I need to take off another shirt for you?"

"I may not have my shirt on, but with you, I feel armored in beauty, just like Spiderman with his powers."

"In that black shirt and blue jeans, you're giving mirrors a reason to reflect perfection."

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine after you've arrested my heart?"

"Just like Spiderman, I'm great at catching beautiful things. Can I catch you?"

"Caught in my web yet? Or should Spiderman here lose another layer for your heart to surrender?"

"Ever wonder if Spiderman's as ripped underneath his suit as I am without my shirt?"

"Your smile lights up this room even more than that stunning black tee, fancy a soap bubble fight in the bath?"

"Did your heart just leap, or was it me swinging into your DMs with my Spiderman charm and shirtless surprise?"

"Shirtless Spidey alert! Can't promise to save the world, but would love to steal your heart."

"This Spiderman is missing his Mary Jane, ready to get caught in my web of attraction?"

"Without my shirt, I'm Spiderman but with your smile, you're definitely my Mary Jane. Ready to swing into my heart?"

"Is your uniform tailor-made? Because everything about you is arresting, especially that chiseled body of yours."

"Is your smile part of the dress code? Because it sure is lighting up this room more than that black t-shirt."

"That smile with your laid-back style is a lethal combo; it's making me wish I could join your bath time party."

"Watching you dress up is like a teaser trailer, but I'd rather get the full-length feature of your stunning allure."

"The way that black shirt pairs with your blue jeans, it's a blockbuster movie and you're the star."

"Just like Spiderman, I'm shirtless and ready to swing into your heart."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. Who needs a shirt for that trick?"

"Is your shirt made of buttons? Because every time I look at you, my heart just wants to unbutton itself."

"Is your shirt off because it's hot or because you're making my mailbox steam with anticipation for your big delivery?"

"Did you steal my shirt? Because you've clearly taken all my thoughts and left me speechless!"

That shirt looks very becoming on you

Then again if I was on you, I'd be coming too.

"Your curves in that outfit are turning this mirror into the hottest reality show."

"That black shirt might be stunning, but not half as captivating as the girl wearing it in a mirror video."

I'll wear this bright yellow shirt you gave me and pretend it's black so it can bring a little light to the hole she left.

I like your shirt

But it would look a lot better accelerating at 9.81 meters per second to the ground.

"Seeing you love the shirt I made just makes me want to design a future with you even more."

Feel that shirt I'm wearing, it's husband/boyfriend material.

"Did you just come out of the shower? Because I'm falling for you like a raindrop."

"Caught in my web yet, gorgeous? Because every Spiderman needs his Mary Jane."

"Just like Spiderman, I've got the superpower to make your pulse race faster – no shirt needed. Interested?"

"Is your Spidey-sense tingling or is it just my shirtless pic doing the trick?"

"In that mirror video, your sexy reflection met my heart's affection, care to make it a direct connection?"

"Your buttons may give up, but my longing for your beauty and charm will never."

"I may not be Peter Parker, but without my shirt and with your beauty, girl we sure could make some super chemistry."

"Thought Spiderman was cool, but have you ever seen a superhero without his shirt? That's my superpower."

"That shirt may be loose, but our connection feels like the perfect fit. Care to explore it with me?"

Like my shirt? You prolly think im gonna say it's made of girlfriend material, but...

In truth, im not sure what my shirt is made out of, but i do know that im 100% cott-on you

Do you want me to come over precious and make you a sword with my shirt off?