Wanna help me go hang up a My Chemical Romance poster?

What’s the difference between you and Jeffrey Epstein?

I’ll never leave you hanging

Do you hang out at the ribosome?

Because you're building all the proteins in my heart.

Wish I were ur bewbs

So that I could hang with u all day 🥺

If my king is hanging, would you eat it?

I'd hang a photo of you next to all of my favorite posters.

Do you hang out here at 15 feet very often?

Is it okay if my pal Fedace hangs with us for awhile?

Are you a rope?

Because i wanna hang with you.

Call me Mountain Dew, 'cause when we hang we'll have a Baja Blast!

Lets chat! Don't leave me hanging, like poor Lane Pryce!

Are you a rope ?

Because I'd like to hang with you

There must be an invisible elephant in the room, because babe you are about to trip over my hanging trunk.

Are you a noose?

Cause I have a sudden urge to hang myself...

If you were a noose I'd hang with you.

I can't j**... off because my roommate's classes were cancelled, too. Want to hang out?

"Ah, 'weakling' is just another term I use for 'charmingly irresistible'. Happy to defy your norms."

"Sophia, I've admired you from afar as a neighbor, how about we explore being more than just next door?"

"Amanda, is your name in the dictionary? Because it must be next to 'sexy' and 'beautiful'. Fancy some company?"

"Kiera, your beauty radiates like a sunset, how about we enjoy the next one together?"

"In the vast kingdom of the web, I found a princess. Care to explore some real-life adventures together?"

"Just like my ballsack, I promise to always hang around even when things get a little hairy."

"Well, I always knew I had a knack for breaking rules. Guess it's time to change your mind about 'weaklings' like me."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for: wit, humor, and the ability to keep up."

"Is your name Amanda? Because 'A-man-da' rescue you from boredom, if I can tag along!"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, including a touchdown pass."

"Are you a blockbuster? Because I could watch you all night and never get bored."

"Girl, if you were an internet page, I'd never use AdBlock, 'cause each pop-up of yours deserves my full attention."

"Is your name Amanda? Because A-man-da dream would be spending time with a super fit girl like you."

Hey, shall we play hide and seek ?

Hang on a second, i think i'm gonna lose, cuz girl like u are really hard to find :)))

"Well, it's a good thing I'm not your usual. I prefer to call it 'relaxed strength'. Keeps things interesting, don't you think?"

"Are you a Mesopotamian goddess? Because your beauty is more captivating than the Hanging Gardens of Babylon."

"Our love story could outshine any movie, care to watch it unfold while cuddling under the stars tonight?"

Wanna hang out with a Handlock? I just keep tapping 'till I drop the giant.

"Is your name Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours, and still want more of your captivating show."

"Are you a movie ticket? Because you have blockbuster written all over you."

"Sophia, your blushing makes the sunset jealous. Fancy exploring our neighborhood chemistry over a glass of wine at the party?"

"Seeing a movie without you would be like popcorn without the butter, just not as good."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in the game of your charm, my sporty queen."

"Is your voice as captivating as those four microphones suggest? Cause I can't help but hang on every word."

"Do you come with coffee? Because when I hang with you, all my late nights turn into early mornings."

"Are you a scam call? 'Cause I can't seem to hang up on your charm."

"Sweet Sophia, your excitement is contagious. How about we dance till dawn and discover the rhythm of our long overdue connection?"

Girl, are you an Arri 650?

Because I want to mount you on my light stand and plug you with my cord.

Open up those barn doors for me and let me see your beautiful hot bulbs.

Now don’t get too hot, I have a couple scrims I’m planning on slipping into you. Hang on, let me whip them out of my scrim bag.

"Are you a movie? Because I could watch you for hours without a popcorn break."

"I'm glad you've reserved a seat for me! I promise to make sharing the table with you quite an interesting experience."

Hey baby are you a rope?

Because I want to hang with you

"Do you like popcorn with your movies? Because I'm popping with desire to be the next thrilling plot twist in your life."

Ey gurl,

Do you uhm wanna go like hang out. And uhm. We can like get coffee and maybe we can possibly like hold hands, I mean if you want. Please.

"Hi Amanda, your beauty outshines the stars. Would you like to illuminate my evening even brighter?"

"Ever considered trading those internet trolls for a prince charming? Maybe we could start by hanging out, just the two of us?"

"Ah, so you're setting the bar high? I'm intrigued. Let's see if you're as interesting as your confidence suggests."

"Hey Amanda, your beauty should be a crime because it's stealing my breath away. Fancy a night out with me?"

"Your inability to drive just gives me a sexy excuse for us to spend more time together, fancy hanging out?"

"Our connection is stronger than any WiFi, wanna hang out alone and let this goofy troll show you a good time?"

"Let's play dress up, I'll hang up your clothes while you explore the comfort of my heart."

Are you a noose?

Because I want to hang with you

Are you a 737? Because I want to go down on you

Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you

Are you a toaster? Because you are electrifying when wet

Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me

Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now

Anyone got anymore in this same vein?

"Is your name Mona Lisa? Because your smile is so captivating, it should be hanging in the Louvre."

"Why watch movies alone when we can exchange body heat and plot theories together?"

"Would you like to transform our movie nights from solo to duo? I promise, popcorn's on me."

"Have you ever been called a masterpiece? Because your beauty should be hanging in the Louvre."

"Hi, are you in the clothing business? Because when it comes to hearts, you've got mine hanging by a peg."

"Are you a football game? Because I don't mind spending my Sundays watching every part of you."

"You're so vibrant and fun, hanging out with you feels like a roller coaster ride!"

Girl are you a pinata?

Cause I wanna hang you and beat you until your insides come out.

"Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams... and you're Netflix in human form."

"Every time we hang out as best friends, I can't help but feel like we'd top the charts as a couple."