Wanna help me go hang up a My Chemical Romance poster?

What’s the difference between you and Jeffrey Epstein?

I’ll never leave you hanging

Do you hang out at the ribosome?

Because you're building all the proteins in my heart.

Wish I were ur bewbs

So that I could hang with u all day 🥺

If my king is hanging, would you eat it?

I'd hang a photo of you next to all of my favorite posters.

Do you hang out here at 15 feet very often?

Is it okay if my pal Fedace hangs with us for awhile?

Are you a rope?

Because i wanna hang with you.

Call me Mountain Dew, 'cause when we hang we'll have a Baja Blast!

Lets chat! Don't leave me hanging, like poor Lane Pryce!

Don’t leave me hanging, be my date tonight.

There must be an invisible elephant in the room, because babe you are about to trip over my hanging trunk.

Are you a noose?

Cause I have a sudden urge to hang myself...

I can't j**... off because my roommate's classes were cancelled, too. Want to hang out?

I'll hang your wetsuit out to dry till death do us part.

"Sophia, I've admired you from afar as a neighbor, how about we explore being more than just next door?"

"Kiera, your beauty radiates like a sunset, how about we enjoy the next one together?"

"In the vast kingdom of the web, I found a princess. Care to explore some real-life adventures together?"

"Just like my ballsack, I promise to always hang around even when things get a little hairy."

"Ah, 'weakling' is just another term I use for 'charmingly irresistible'. Happy to defy your norms."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for: wit, humor, and the ability to keep up."

If I were a pull-up bar, I'd be honored to have you hanging around me, Esther.

"Well, I always knew I had a knack for breaking rules. Guess it's time to change your mind about 'weaklings' like me."

"Amanda, is your name in the dictionary? Because it must be next to 'sexy' and 'beautiful'. Fancy some company?"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes while browsing this shopping center!"

"Is your name Amanda? Because 'A-man-da' rescue you from boredom, if I can tag along!"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, including a touchdown pass."

"If your beauty was a portrait, I’d want to hang it right next to my heart."

"Is your name Amanda? Because A-man-da dream would be spending time with a super fit girl like you."

"Well, I hope I’m not a sloth—slow and always hanging around. How about I aim for a playful dolphin instead? 🐬"

Haha, so the secret to beating bots is just to befriend a rich player? I'll have to work on my networking skills! 😉

That's understandable. Maybe next time we can grab a light meal before hanging out. What's your go-to comfort food?

"Girl, if you were an internet page, I'd never use AdBlock, 'cause each pop-up of yours deserves my full attention."

"Are you a blockbuster? Because I could watch you all night and never get bored."

"Well, it's a good thing I'm not your usual. I prefer to call it 'relaxed strength'. Keeps things interesting, don't you think?"

"Are you a Mesopotamian goddess? Because your beauty is more captivating than the Hanging Gardens of Babylon."

"If you were a painting, I’d hang you in my heart—just like Da Vinci’s finest works."

Are you a necklace? Because I can't take my eyes off you and I want to hang around your neck.

Wanna hang out with a Handlock? I just keep tapping 'till I drop the giant.

Hey, shall we play hide and seek ?

Hang on a second, i think i'm gonna lose, cuz girl like u are really hard to find :)))

Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw. It's been hanging since I saw you.

"Are you a movie ticket? Because you have blockbuster written all over you."

"Sophia, your blushing makes the sunset jealous. Fancy exploring our neighborhood chemistry over a glass of wine at the party?"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in the game of your charm, my sporty queen."

Haha, well, I'm not a rich player, but I can definitely keep you entertained without any bots around. 😊

"Seeing a movie without you would be like popcorn without the butter, just not as good."

"Is your name Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours, and still want more of your captivating show."

"Hey, I couldn’t help but notice your vibe—are you as fun to hang out with as you look?"

"I didn't mean to leave you hanging; it’s hard to focus when your beauty distracts me. Can we chat?"

Haha, leaving you hanging just gives me an excuse to make a grand entrance. Your patience will be rewarded, I promise!

"Do you come with coffee? Because when I hang with you, all my late nights turn into early mornings."

If you were a text message, I'd make sure you had read receipts on. Can't leave me hanging!

"Are you a scam call? 'Cause I can't seem to hang up on your charm."

"Is your voice as captivating as those four microphones suggest? Cause I can't help but hang on every word."

"We laugh, we hang out, we're friends. But I can't help thinking how much richer that friendship could be with a touch more love."

Sounds like a plan! How about we grab some dinner at that new place downtown? I heard they have amazing food.

"You must be a masterpiece, because I’d love to hang your picture right next to my heart."

"Do you like popcorn with your movies? Because I'm popping with desire to be the next thrilling plot twist in your life."

Hey baby are you a rope?

Because I want to hang with you

Haha, glad you think so! Tik Tok is where all the cool kids hang out... or at least that's what I tell myself! 😜

"I'm glad you've reserved a seat for me! I promise to make sharing the table with you quite an interesting experience."

"Sweet Sophia, your excitement is contagious. How about we dance till dawn and discover the rhythm of our long overdue connection?"

Girl, are you an Arri 650?

Because I want to mount you on my light stand and plug you with my cord.

Open up those barn doors for me and let me see your beautiful hot bulbs.

Now don’t get too hot, I have a couple scrims I’m planning on slipping into you. Hang on, let me whip them out of my scrim bag.

"Are you a movie? Because I could watch you for hours without a popcorn break."

"Hi Amanda, your beauty outshines the stars. Would you like to illuminate my evening even brighter?"

Are you a rope?

Cause I’d like to hang sometime.

"Is your name Possum? Because every time I see you, I feel like I'm hanging upside down in love!"

Ey gurl,

Do you uhm wanna go like hang out. And uhm. We can like get coffee and maybe we can possibly like hold hands, I mean if you want. Please.

"Ever considered trading those internet trolls for a prince charming? Maybe we could start by hanging out, just the two of us?"

"Hey Amanda, your beauty should be a crime because it's stealing my breath away. Fancy a night out with me?"

"Though weariness hangs like a cloud in the sky, your grace and charm make my spirits fly."

I have that effect on people! Maybe try picking up a new hobby or hanging out with friends to keep your mind busy.

"Your inability to drive just gives me a sexy excuse for us to spend more time together, fancy hanging out?"

"Are you a shopping cart? Because I can’t help but want to take you for a spin all day long."

Oh, I couldn't resist the mystery. But I promise not to leave you hanging this time. How about we start fresh? 😊

"Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I feel a strong connection when we hang out this weekend!"

Yeah? Just like a cat, curiously weighing its options before deciding whether to jump into my lap or leave me hanging! 😺 What’s your decision-making process?

"Our connection is stronger than any WiFi, wanna hang out alone and let this goofy troll show you a good time?"

"Let's play dress up, I'll hang up your clothes while you explore the comfort of my heart."

"Why watch movies alone when we can exchange body heat and plot theories together?"

Are you a magician? Because whenever I hang out with you, all my problems disappear!

Are you a noose?

Because I want to hang with you

Are you a 737? Because I want to go down on you

Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you

Are you a toaster? Because you are electrifying when wet

Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me

Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now

Anyone got anymore in this same vein?

"Would you like to transform our movie nights from solo to duo? I promise, popcorn's on me."

"Have you ever been called a masterpiece? Because your beauty should be hanging in the Louvre."

"Hi, are you in the clothing business? Because when it comes to hearts, you've got mine hanging by a peg."

"That sounds fun, who doesn't love a good get-together? Ever consider adding a charming new friend to your social mix?"

Wow, a future nurse? I guess that means I should start practicing my "I'm not feeling well" face for when we hang out!

"Are you a football game? Because I don't mind spending my Sundays watching every part of you."

Enjoy your time with your friend. When you're ready for some new memories, I'll be here.

Thanks for saying that! You have a way of making me smile. Can't wait to hang out more.

Are you a ballsack? Because you’ve got me hanging on every word you say.

"You must be a rare masterpiece, with that white outline - can I hang you up on my wall?"

Are you a rope? Because you're making me want to hang around with you all night.

"You're so vibrant and fun, hanging out with you feels like a roller coaster ride!"

"Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams... and you're Netflix in human form."

"I never meant to leave you hanging; how about a coffee to clear the air and spark some truth?"

Are you a snack? Because I can't resist coming back for more of your delicious company.

"Amanda, your sexiness is like a masterpiece, it deserves to be appreciated up close. How about dinner tonight?"

"Every time we hang out as best friends, I can't help but feel like we'd top the charts as a couple."

"Just like Spiderman, I know how to hang around... especially when it comes to beautiful girls like you."

Count me in! I'll set up some cool decorations. Can't wait to hang out with you at the block party!

I'm game! But if I call, you have to promise not to judge me based on how many times I accidentally hang up on myself. 😂

"Just like a perfect road trip, our journey would be adventurous and unforgettable, let's start the engines?"

Hang on, are you a noose?

Because I'd love to have your arms around my neck

"Well, I do have a knack for brightening up VIP sections. Let's see if we can add some sparkle to each other's day."

"Sophie, you're the masterpiece that completes my gallery. Mind hanging around for a lifetime?"

I'll treat you like Jesus, nail you and let you hang around for a while.

"Are you a butterfly necklace? Because you've got me feeling all fluttery and wondering if I should hang out with you!"

Haha, that's so true! It's like a secret agent letter just hanging out at the end. By the way, your sense of humor is refreshing.

"No worries, we can just hang out as two 'not-so-strangers', exploring the world of online friendships together, what do you say?"

"Are you my homework? Because I'd rather be doing you than hanging out with my friends."

Could we please go see where the magicians hang out…

Cause I’d love to see the room where the magic happens

Lucky for you, I'm not into begging. How about we have some real fun together instead?

Are you a tree cus I want to hang around you

Hey girl are you a rope?

Cause I wanna hang with you tonight

"Amanda, do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your fitness charm, let's navigate it together, shall we?"

"How about we turn our movie nights into our own little love story?"

Haha, well I'm definitely not a rich player, but I'd love to hang out with you and keep the bots at bay! 😉

Don't worry, I won't leave you hanging like a cliffhanger episode. Unless you're into that sort of suspense... 😜

That sounds fun! Friends are important. I'm sure they enjoy your company as much as I would. 😉

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by with my jersey on again?"

"Ever imagine an internet troll turned prince charming? Let's paint the town red, just you and me."

Ah, the mysterious ending... I like it. Let's keep the intrigue alive. What else should we leave hanging in our conversation?

Girl, I need you to fix my wires hanging out.

"Ah, just a hunch from your vibe! Sometimes a person's energy feels familiar even before meeting. Where do you usually hang out?"

"Are you a masterpiece? Because I’d love to hang you in my gallery of fine tastes!"

Forget fighting bots, I'll just start recruiting rich players for our team! Who needs skill when you've got money, right? 😂

Haha, well I'm definitely not a rich player, but I can show you a good time 😉

"I'll tell him you're my cool friend with a heart of gold. He'll probably want to hang out with you first!"

"You know, as an online jester, I've got endless jokes but when it comes to you, I’m seriously smitten. Fancy hanging out?"