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Top 50 Hand Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hand pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Hand conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Well simply put there's no real difference between you and a Subaru.

    In the hands of the right person, you can be the loudest in the neighborhood after midnight.

  2. I can't hold a Conversation but...

    I'll hold your hand

  3. I’m a cop and you’re under arrest

    ...for being too cute. Put your hands where I can hold them

  4. You hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you

    Wow my first rewards

  5. Hey your hand looks heavy,

    So can I hold it for you?

  6. Boy, is your hand a noose?

    Because i want it on my neck.

  7. Your hand looks super heavy..!

    Let me hold it for you

  8. Are you giving me a stroke?

    Because you are only making my right hand want to move

  9. I am not very good at holding conversations...

    So can I hold your hands instead?

  10. I just wanna make you Scream of pleasure.. and then sleep with you holding your hands while i Whisper that i love you...

    Like i usually do With me sister..

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Funny hand pickup lines

Are you the ice age baby’s neck?
Because I really wanna but my hands around you

Is your hand heavy?

Cause I’ll hold for you.

Best ever, tested and works

(when you have a drink in your hand and you are speaking to a woman) *An audible shrug* " i should really stop drinking now. Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?"

If you have nothing to wear

You can wear my hands

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Looks like you need some laying on of hands for the commission of sin.

GUYS I NEED THE BEST ONES YOU GOT
I'm trying to impress my crush with REALLY good pickup lines, can you give a brother a helping hand?

Have you ever been with a man with outstanding hygiene? Because I've been washing my hands all day.

I respond well to left handed urging.

I like getting my hands dirty in any kind of organic garden.

I have an owie on my hand, will you kiss it better?

I forgot my rosary, can I use your hand?

*Hits hand somewhere*

+ omg are you ok?

- yeah, just sucks that your not holding it

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Working Hand tinder opener

Are you a ballet barre? Because I need to put my hands on you.

Hey Girl, I'd pay one Fattened Sow for your hand in Marriage.

You can put your hands at my heart's center.

I'm really good at hand-jams.

Will you hold my hand?

I wanna tell all my friends i’ve been touched by an angel

Are you a fire cracker?

Because something tells me you're going to explode in my hand!

(Happy 4th)

I don’t have tongues coming out of my hand for not hing you know.

I suck at holding conversations. can i hold your hand instead?

Do you like Wendy's

Then you'll like it Wendy's hands hold yours

Roses are red, Violets are blue

When i’m using my hand. I’m thinking of you.

You look better with my drink in your hand, now give it to me.