Your hand looks super heavy..!

Let me hold it for you

Are you giving me a s**...?

Because you are only making my right hand want to move

I am not very good at holding conversations...

So can I hold your hands instead?

I just wanna make you Scream of pleasure.. and then sleep with you holding your hands while i Whisper that i love you...

Like i usually do With me sister..

Is your hand heavy?

Cause I’ll hold for you.

Stand next to the person and say:

If you were a pirate, would your parrot sit on this (put your hand on the person's nearest shoulder) or on this shoulder? (Now put your arm around this person)

Come over here

(she walks closer) I just made you come with my voice, guess what I can with my hands.

Looks like you need some laying on of hands for the commission of sin.

I respond well to left handed urging.

I like getting my hands dirty in any kind of organic garden.

I have an owie on my hand, will you kiss it better?

*Hits hand somewhere*

+ o**... are you ok?

- yeah, just sucks that your not holding it

Are you a ballet barre? Because I need to put my hands on you.

Do you need prayer?

Because I'd love to lay hands on you.

Hey Girl, I'd pay one Fattened Sow for your hand in Marriage.

You can put your hands at my heart's center.

Will you hold my hand?

I wanna tell all my friends i’ve been touched by an angel

Are you a fire cracker?

Because something tells me you're going to explode in my hand!

(Happy 4th)

I don’t have tongues coming out of my hand for not hing you know.

I s**... at holding conversations. can i hold your hand instead?

Do you like Wendy's

Then you'll like it Wendy's hands hold yours

Roses are red, Violets are blue

When i’m using my hand. I’m thinking of you.

You look better with my drink in your hand, now give it to me.

Hey your hands would be a lot warmer if they were down the front of my pants?

I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.

I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.

Without thine companionship,dear lady, I fearest I'd spend the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean.

You look like you can handle those clunky two-handed weapons...

Is that a Highland Scotch in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?

I'll stand in solidarity with you. Can I hold your hand too?

Wanna find out the real reason why they call it the hand of god?

I would shake your hand, but I'm not allowed to touch the master pieces.

Your hands looks heavy...can I hold them for you

How many roses

I: You hold one rose and stand in front of the mirror. How many roses do you see?

She: Two. One in mirror, one in my hands.

I: No, i's three.

She: How's is it three?

I: Are you not counting yourself too?

She blushed when I said this. And a date it is!

I can't stop thinking about kissing your soft lips and running my hands thru your dreaded leg hair.

Are you the volleyball? Cause I'd get my hands all over you any day.

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Waiter!

Waiter who? Waiter I get my hands on you!

You ever done the "Irish Hand Grenade"?

Will you hold my hand?

I get lost easily.

Here miss, let me give you a hand.

Is that a budget discharge in your hand or are you just happy to see me?

Do me like your hand drum and kiss me.

Take my hand, I'll lead you to my bedroom.

Are you better one-handed or two-handed?

Carry some sugar packets that say “Sugar” in your pocket

Hand it to a cutie and tell them that they must have dropped their name tag.

I'd shake your hand, but the sign says not to touch the masterpieces.

I may have Cold Hands sweetheart but I have a warm touch.

I know what I want, because I have it in my hands right now. You.

When you touch my big sword, you will need two hands.

I hear you are good in two-handed? You will need it tonight.

Would you like to come and wield my two-handed sword, milady?

Hey baby, wana check out my tangs or would you just like me to hand feed you.

Can you give me a hand extracting me from my capsule?

Your hands look lonely...

Would they like to hold mine?

I swear the fact that my hands are hairy is not because of what you think!

There’s something so organic to the way you use your hands.

Hey girl wanna see you new favorite necklace?

Gestures to right hand making a squeezing motion

Normally, I’d be asking you out...

But for everyone’s sake, please stay in. (and please wash your hands regularly)

I'm not really good at holding conversations

Can I hold your hands instead ?

You know what they say about big hands.

Boy, wanna find out if you're the Kwisatz Haderach?

Then you gotta put your hand in this box.

You know what this is about, so just hand over the G-spot!

Reasons to Date a Hockey Player: 1. They Always Wear Protection 2. They Have Great Hands 3. They Are Used To Scoring 4. They Have Great Stamina 5. They Find The Opening And Get It In 6. They Never Miss The Target 7. They Know How To Use Their Wood 8. They Have Long Sticks 9. They Know When To Play Rough 10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls

Do you prefer two-hand or full-touch contact?

Your hard candy shell makes you melt in my mouth not in my hand

I might as well play my whole hand here, because after seeing you, I know this has to be a miracle.

Ling: Can you stop trying to touch me with your grubby hands? Only Jin is allowed to do that to me!

If you get your hands on my dragon balls, I'll make your wishes come true.

Pretend my hands are a recycling bin and stick your cans in them.

Hey baby, can I stick my hand in your chest?

I saw your bf and went to shake his hand but I hit a mirror.

I hope you're not a monk, since I'm tired of hands.

Girl, I must be a paladin because I wanna lay my hands on you.

Girl, you hand turns my wheels.

A balanced diet, is an Oreo in each hand.

I think there's something wrong with my hand....

It's not around your neck

Do you need a heal? Because I can lay on hands.

I’d like to get my hand in your cookie jar.

When your hands are cold you sit on them. You know my face is pretty cold.

Did you pull those leeks out of the ground with your own bare hands?

Damn baby, Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.

Hey, baby, I don’t know what to do with my hands.

When life hands you a lime, take a shot with it.

So what CAN you feed your chickens and better yet, what can you hand feed mine?

I think I might be a Paladin. Mind if I Lay On Hands to check?

Girl, your boobs will fit right in my hands. (Señorita)

Babe, I got a bee in my hand, and you are absolutely beautiful. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.”

I was wondering if you would walk to the altar with me … lets hold hands though.

Hey, would you like to get to know a joke?

Her: “Yes”

*writes down my number and hands it to her

Went to shake your boyfriend's hand but bumped into the mirror

You're the only hand-warmer I need.

The c has a plan for us.

I feel in my heart, he's telling me he wants you to lay hands on my noodly appendage.

My sleight of hand doesn't just impress, it also pleasures.

I'm a bad diver...I like to put my hands on the bottom!

Babe, I got a hard pine tree for you. Hug it and your hand is about to get really sticky.

If I had a star for every time you made my darkness go away, I would have a whole galaxy in my hand.

Do you want a second hand bow? Because babe our love got no strings attached.

I like my girl like my phone....

Always in my hands

Do you have a skeleton? Because I want to hand you my bones.

Are you a Beatles song from 1964?

Cause I Want To Hold Your Hand

Would you slap me if I asked to see your breasts? What if I see with my hands?

With my strong hands and fingers, I can give shoulder and back massages all night long, baby.

My favorite Hearthstone hand is when yours is holding mine.

What say we get together and Purell the shit out of our hands?

You haven't tried it till you've tried it with a mage hand

I do not know what I should be doing with my hands, babe, would you care to help me out?

Even ice cream melts in my hand, why don't you?

The Buddha said, "Men who are addicted to the passions are like the torch-carrier running against the wind; his hands are sure to be burned." I l**... for you and love to play with fire.

Cold hands are meant for warm pants. Come be my skiing partner tonight.

You are like a box full of sweet that I cannot get hands off.

Are you a mystery? Because I sure want another mystery on my hands.

Whenever I see you, I feel calm and less stressed

Buddhist Monks say that if you meet someone,and your heart pounds and knees become weak and your hand shakes, they aren't the one

When you meet your soulmate, you'll feel calm with no anxiety or agitation whatsoever

Start off by holding out your hand.

Then say to your target: "I'm going for a walk, could you hold this for me?"

Hey honey, do you like a neck rubs? My Lay on Hands is Divine!

Let me help you with the proper hand grip techniques.

Hey my hands are kinda cold

Can you warm mine up with yours?

You have the hands of a skilled artisan.

Babe, this cube isn't the only thing I can do under 30 seconds one handed & blindfolded.

Did you drop something? *Hand her your phone number.

Come here. I just made you come with my voice. Guess what I can with my hands.

Merle: Just be glad I lost my hand... Because I'd grip your ass and make you mine sugar t**....

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy. But do you wanna pray with me? And hold hands maybe?

Can you hold something for me

Sure, what is it

My hand

(Romantic saxophone starts playing from a hidden room.)

I give the best back massages. All I do is lay my hands on.

Girl, this pipe doesn't fix itself. It's time for you to give it a hand job.

Akuma: If you want to listen to something, listen to the screams of those who have died by my hand!

Boy I can make you melt in my mouth and in my hand like chocolate.

Can you hold something for me?

My hand.

Are your hands cold? Don't worry, my pants are warm.

I feel better already with you holding my hand, sweets aren’t even needed.

"Your surrender, dear lady, is my heart's command, let's paint the world together, hand in hand."