Top 50 Hand Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hand pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Well simply put there's no real difference between you and a Subaru.

   In the hands of the right person, you can be the loudest in the neighborhood after midnight.

2. I can't hold a Conversation but...

   I'll hold your hand

3. I’m a cop and you’re under arrest

   ...for being too cute. Put your hands where I can hold them

4. You hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you

   Wow my first rewards

5. Damn baby, Are you a phone?

   Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.

6. Hey your hand looks heavy,

   So can I hold it for you?

7. Boy, is your hand a noose?

   Because i want it on my neck.

8. Your hand looks super heavy..!

   Let me hold it for you

9. Are you giving me a stroke?

   Because you are only making my right hand want to move

10. I just wanna make you Scream of pleasure.. and then sleep with you holding your hands while i Whisper that i love you...

    Like i usually do With me sister..

Funny hand pickup lines

Are you the ice age baby’s neck?
Because I really wanna but my hands around you

Is your hand heavy?

Cause I’ll hold for you.

Best ever, tested and works

(when you have a drink in your hand and you are speaking to a woman) *An audible shrug* " i should really stop drinking now. Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?"

Come over here

(she walks closer) I just made you come with my voice, guess what I can with my hands.

Have you ever been with a man with outstanding hygiene? Because I've been washing my hands all day.

I respond well to left handed urging.

I like getting my hands dirty in any kind of organic garden.

I have an owie on my hand, will you kiss it better?

*Hits hand somewhere*

+ omg are you ok?

- yeah, just sucks that your not holding it

I forgot my rosary, can I use your hand?

Are you a ballet barre? Because I need to put my hands on you.

Do you need prayer?

Because I'd love to lay hands on you.

Hey Girl, I'd pay one Fattened Sow for your hand in Marriage.

I'm really good at hand-jams.

Will you hold my hand?

I wanna tell all my friends i’ve been touched by an angel

I don’t have tongues coming out of my hand for not hing you know.

Do you like Wendy's

Then you'll like it Wendy's hands hold yours

You look better with my drink in your hand, now give it to me.

Hey your hands would be a lot warmer if they were down the front of my pants?

I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.

I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.

Without thine companionship,dear lady, I fearest I'd spend the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean.

You look like you can handle those clunky two-handed weapons...