Top 50 Drugs Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Drugs chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Your parents must have been drug dealers.....

   'Cause you're dope

2. Are your parents drug dealers?

   Cause I’m definitely addicted to what they made

3. Hey are you drug dealer?...

   Cause I saw that crack and knew I had to have some..

4. Who needs drugs that will stimulate dopamine transmission when simply being with you does the trick.

5. It's all about love and drugs, baby. Can you be my love and I'll be your drug.

6. Hey babe, wanna come over to my place and compare prescription drug plans?

7. You know what would make you feel better? Drugs.

8. Yo father must be a drug dealer, cuz you dope!

9. If you were a drug you'd be a stimulant because you make my heart beat faster.

10. If you were a drug, I would overdose!

Funny drugs pickup lines

Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you sure are dope!

Are you a drug? Cause I marijuana take you home tonight.

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.

Was your daddy a drug dealer?

Cuz your dope

I've tried a lot of drugs in my life.

Nothing had me coming back like that smile.

Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so Dope!

Is your Daddy a Drug Dealer?
Because you look pretty dope..

You remind me of good drugs

Because of how easy it is for me to get addicted to you

Hey, do you do drugs?

Cuz if you gave me your number, that'd be dope

Ay girl, is your dad a drug dealer?

Cause you DOPE.

Are you a drug dealer?

Cuz I’ll pay 10$ if you show me some crack

Are you a drug?

Because I would love to do you while the cops aren't looking.

What's the most drug friendly medication you can get..... 'Allo'-purinol!

Hey girl, are you a drug?

Cause I marijuana take you out tonight.

Hey, are you some drugs?

‘Cause I wanna use and abuse you






(Just for future reference, no I do not support abuse - it is humanly and morally wrong)

Damn girl, are you a police car?

Because you're loud, full of drugs, and a black person's worst nightmare.

Are you a drug?

Cause I'm addicted to everything single thing about you

Hey Girl, are you a drug?

Because I want to overdage you and die.

Are you a drug dealer?

Because I’m addicted to your crack

Hey girl are you my drug dealer,

Coz due to Quarentine, It even feels great,just looking at your photo

Are you my crippling depression?

Cause I wanna drug you

Are you an addictive drug?

Because when I see you my brain releases dopamine

You look like you could use some drugs.....

Buttttttt they are illegal.

So let's go with me instead"

Girl are you my drug dealer

Coz during this quarentine, I am missing you badly

'If I had the monopoly on you, I'd be sent straight to jail' and more awful ones I thought of... (If any of these have been done before, I didnt re do them consciously)

'Do you believe in love at first sight?, how bout in a van in the dark'

'looks like you're bored, well I'm game'

'I can take you to a place where clothes are 100% off'

'It must be dark in here because I wanna bump uglies'

'Girl you must be illegal, coz my parole officer says I need to stop following you'

'If beauty was a drug, I would be sniffing you all night long'

'If you were a pageant queen, you would be Miss'd the last bus'

'Girl you must be tired, coz running in duct tape is hard'

'Do you believe in love at first sight? how bout in a van in the dark'

'Your face is like a toilet, it makes me flush'