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Top 50 Pharmacy Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Pharmacy chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Can you help me with my hypotension as I like I'm falling for you.

  2. Do you wanna feel for my femoral artery PMI.

  3. Are you a BD Pen Needle? Because you are Ultra-Fine.

  4. Do you have a vitamin deficiency? Because I think you're in need of some Vitamin Me.

  5. Why don't you and I share a sunset near the local pharmacy?

  6. Hey, can i get a ride to the pharmacy?

  7. All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.

  8. If you ever get sick, I should just be your only paracetamol.

  9. I have an ectopic heartbeat when I see you.

  10. Ive been medscheckin you out for 20 minutes, and the only thing I reckon you should be on is me!

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Funny pharmacy pickup lines

Girl do you have an arrythmia? Cuz you're on fleek-anide!

Girl you so sweet I’m gonna need a Metformin prescription.

Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.

Well hello there! Would you like some help with your femring?

You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.

Girl you got a nice volume of distribution...I'd really like fill up your bathtub.

Do you have Antabuse? Because I'm intoxicated by you!

Hey babe, it says here that you're picking up Aleve, but I think you're lacking Vitamin Me.

Hey girl, I could fill your script.

Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.

I wanna be the lactone ring to your glycoside.

Are you lithium cuz I'm thirsty for you.

Hey you're a pretty good looking pharmacist.

I must be on Stilnox, because you're the girl of my dreams.

What's the most drug friendly medication you can get..... 'Allo'-purinol!

Babe you make me so happy you give me serotonin syndrome.

Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.

Hey girl, wanna play with my ointment slab? We can trituate all night!

Put your white coat on, you’ve pulled…

Reasons to date a pharmacist:
Pharmacists can do more than lick and stick.
Pharmacists have a long duration of action.
Pharmacists Rx rated.
Pharmacists find new routes of administration.
Pharmacists do it over the counter.
Pharmacists are patient lovers.
Pharmacists accept third parties.
Pharmacists have a quick reconstitution time.
Pharmacists do it without breaks.
You will want no substitution.

So you're gonna have to blow me for those pills...

Take twice-daily or as desired.

Would you prefer something to suck on?

Apply me to your sensitive area.

You must be a Class III, because you got my heart racing.