50 Pharmacy Pick Up lines

Are you looking for the best pharmacy pick up lines? Check out our funny pharmacy pick up lines. These are the best pick up lines for pharmacists, or just about any other guy or girl that works in a pharmacy. Make the best out of your flirting with your loved one. Start your conversation with a cute girl who works as a pharmacy assistant. Use these clever pick up lines to make the girl laugh, and show your true love towards her job! Add love, spice, and a good laugh to your relationship.

Best Working Pharmacy Pickup Lines

A good Pharmacy hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Can you help me with my hypotension as I like I'm falling for you.
Do you wanna feel for my femoral artery PMI.
Are you a BD Pen Needle? Because you are Ultra-Fine.
Do you have a vitamin deficiency? Because I think you're in need of some Vitamin Me.
Why don't you and I share a sunset near the local pharmacy?
Hey, can i get a ride to the pharmacy?

Short and cute pharmacy pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about pharmacy are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.

If you ever get sick, I should just be your only paracetamol.

I have an ectopic heartbeat when I see you.

Ive been medscheckin you out for 20 minutes, and the only thing I reckon you should be on is me!

Girl you so sweet I’m gonna need a Metformin prescription.

Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.

Well hello there! Would you like some help with your femring?

Cheesy pharmacy Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.

Girl you got a nice volume of distribution...I'd really like fill up your bathtub.

Do you have Antabuse? Because I'm intoxicated by you!

Hey babe, it says here that you're picking up Aleve, but I think you're lacking Vitamin Me.

Hey girl, I could fill your script.

Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.

Are you lithium cuz I'm thirsty for you.

Corny pharmacy Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Pharmacy conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Hey you're a pretty good looking pharmacist.

I am the drug of your dreams, I got long duration of action.

I must be on Stilnox, because you're the girl of my dreams.

Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.

I am a pharmacists, I do it without breaks and I go all day long.

Babe, I got quick reconstitution time.

Let's spice up your love life, do you accept third parties?

What's the most drug friendly medication you can get..... 'Allo'-purinol!

Babe you make me so happy you give me serotonin syndrome.

Babe, do you do more than lick and stick?

Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.

Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.

A good pharmacy Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Pharmacy hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Ready to find new routes of administration?

Hey girl, wanna play with my ointment slab? We can trituate all night!

Your prescription for one large, um, suppository is ready for pickup.

Would you prefer something to s**... on?

If eye contact occurs, s**... down and rinse off immediately.

So you're gonna have to blow me for those pills...

Apply me to your sensitive area.

Are you an Advil. Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.

Babe, is ur middle name Desyrel? because you gave me a priapism.

Baby I'm like Efavirenz. Go out with me and let me take your nightmares away.

Baby, I will Medicare for you all night.

Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.

Girl you must be norepinephrine, because you make my heart race!

Girl you must be Sotalol, because you prolong my QT interval

Girl you're so expensive my insurance is requiring a prior authorization before our first date.

Hey baby, you are like a SSRI antipsychotic. It only makes sense when you are with me.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Pharmacy love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Pharmacy chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.