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Top 50 Pharmacy Pick Up lines

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  1. Can you help me with my hypotension as I like I'm falling for you.

  2. Do you wanna feel for my femoral artery PMI.

  3. Are you a BD Pen Needle? Because you are Ultra-Fine.

  4. Do you have a vitamin deficiency? Because I think you're in need of some Vitamin Me.

  5. Why don't you and I share a sunset near the local pharmacy?

  6. Hey, can i get a ride to the pharmacy?

  7. All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.

  8. If you ever get sick, I should just be your only paracetamol.

  9. I have an ectopic heartbeat when I see you.

  10. Ive been medscheckin you out for 20 minutes, and the only thing I reckon you should be on is me!

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Girl do you have an arrythmia? Cuz you're on fleek-anide!

Girl you so sweet I’m gonna need a Metformin prescription.

Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.

Well hello there! Would you like some help with your femring?

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Girl you got a nice volume of distribution...I'd really like fill up your bathtub.

Do you have Antabuse? Because I'm intoxicated by you!

Hey babe, it says here that you're picking up Aleve, but I think you're lacking Vitamin Me.

Hey girl, I could fill your script.

Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.

I wanna be the lactone ring to your glycoside.

Are you lithium cuz I'm thirsty for you.

Hey you're a pretty good looking pharmacist.

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I am the drug of your dreams, I got long duration of action.

Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.

Babe, I got quick reconstitution time.

I am a pharmacists, I do it without breaks and I go all day long.

Let's spice up your love life, do you accept third parties?

What's the most drug friendly medication you can get..... 'Allo'-purinol!

Babe you make me so happy you give me serotonin syndrome.

Babe, do you do more than lick and stick?

Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.

Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.

Ready to find new routes of administration?