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80 Grocery Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 80 grocery pick up lines for her and flirty grocery rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about grocery that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your grocery rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny grocery pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty grocery joke for a great chat response.

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A good Grocery pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

    We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  2. Hey girl. . .

    Let me treat your kiss like a rice bag at the grocery store ;)

  3. Does your dad work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!

  4. Recently lost 25 pounds had the confidence and dropped a line the other day.

    I was checking out at a grocery store, there was a nice look lady in front of me seemed to be my age and the cashier didn't see her cart she asked if we were together, (she didn't see the little separator stick) I replied "We aren't yet", got a laugh and a number !!! BOOYAH!

  5. Hey, this doesn’t have a date on it, could I get one from you? (This only works in a grocery store if you find an item that doesn’t have a date on it)

  6. Is this the produce department. Because I'm harder than a grocery store avocado.

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What is a good Grocery pickup line?

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Short and cute grocery pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about grocery are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I just had a cashier ask me for my number

I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.

So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.

She asked "Does your phone work?"

I answered "Yes."

She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"

I said "I'll pay with credit...."

Egg whites are for p**.... A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.

This diaper rash ointment isn't for my ass, it's for a tattoo that just so happens to be on my ass.

Do you work Online Grocery Pickup? Because I would totally pick you up.

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Smooth Grocery pickup line

I like chicken breast. Actually, I love all breasts.

Tell me what you think
So there's this girl who is a cashier at one of the local grocery places (she's also in a class of mine but whatever). I think I'm gonna buy some groceries and also buy some flowers and when I go to check out I'm just gonna say "Thanks. You can keep the flowers though".

Whatdya think?

Hey girl are you my groceries?

Because I wanna put you in a bag and lock you in the trunk of my car

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Cheesy grocery Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Let’s just say that my peach-squeezing skills extend to other fruits as well. Like boobs.

With all of the grocery stores running out of food...

I need to eat something 🤔

You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.

Are you a grocery store during coronavirus?

Because you’re essential to me...

Are you sold out at the grocery store?

Because you're a non-perishable item

Hey, are you a grocery store?

Because you're my Target.

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Working Grocery tinder opener

Those bananas ain't got nothing on me.

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Try using funny and charming Grocery conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Let me help you with your grocery.

If I give you my extra coupon will you write my number on it?

What’s your favorite late night snack? Pie? I’ll buy 6 of them. That way you’ll have something to munch on after our fierce yet tender kiss sesh.

Have you ever frolicked in the fields of [name of your favorite farm]?

How do you know when an avocado is ripe?

A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.

Ain't nothing sticky about those buns – they look nice and smooth.

Are we in the laxatives aisle? 'Cause the thought of hooking up with you is running though my mind like crazy.

This selection is nuts.

Funny meat-ing you here.

Don’t you just love stone fruit?

Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth.

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Using good and clever Grocery hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.

Are those melons fresh?

Isn’t it tuber time?

Do you like free samples?

Did you know that kale is not an aphrodisiac?

Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh wait, wrong store!

Do you know if they sell organic Oreos?

I like baby carrots because they totally fit in your mouth.

Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?

Do you like hot chocolate? I like hot chicks.

Do you need helping seeding your flower garden for next season?

Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.

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Using these smooth Grocery pickup lines make her give you her number.

Clean up in Aisle BVD!

I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?

Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?

Give me your address and I'll help you put your groceries away.

I hear spices like cayenne can act as an aphrodisiac? Do you know?

Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?

How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?

How can you tell if these things are ripe? (At produce section)

Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?

How do you like your organic, free range eggs?

How long does it take for your bread to rise?

How much of this caviar do you think I can get into the trunk of my Ferrari?

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Flirty grocery Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Grocery pick up lines are made to get him interested.

I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.

I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.

I avoid the candy aisle because I'm sweet enough on my own.

I believe a woman should eat as much chocolate as she pleases.

Can I be your next varietal?

I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?

What a huge eggplant.

I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?

I don't own a cat. I'm buying this cat food because I rescue a kitten from a tree at least once a week.

I like my men like my homemade bread, dense.

I don't chew gum. I'd prefer to nibble on your ear while whispering sweet nothings into it.

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Cringe grocery Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!

I had a great time tonight. Would you like to plan the second date?

I have been staring at you from all angles around the store but now that we're here in the checkout line I feel like it's appropriate.

I hear lavender makes underwear drawers smell nice, does it?

Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.

I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?

I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.

I know you make artisan cheese, but what else can you do with your hands?

I don't believe in lean pork. I like a lady with meat on her bones.

I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Grocery love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Grocery chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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