Do you work Online Grocery Pickup? Because I would totally pick you up.

Baby, we'll never have to run to groceries for milk.

I like chicken breast. Actually, I love all breasts.

Hey girl are you my groceries?

Because I wanna put you in a bag and lock you in the trunk of my car

Let’s just say that my peach-squeezing skills extend to other fruits as well. Like boobs.

"Are you lost on this isle? Because heaven is a long way from the grocery section."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by the veggie aisle again?"

"Mind if I tag along? A stunning beauty like you should never carry groceries alone."

"Excuse me, but didn't I see you at the grocery store? You were outshining the fruit section with your peel-able beauty."

With all of the grocery stores running out of food...

I need to eat something 🤔

"Wow, sharp eye! That's my stunt double. He does all the dangerous stuff like grocery shopping and taking out the trash."

"Did you just come back from the grocery store? Because I think you've just got my heart in a shopping bag."

"Before you rush off, remember that even the grocery store is brighter with your radiant smile."

"Heading to the shop? Just remember, in my life's grocery store, you're the sweetest item on every aisle."

"Well, that's quite an upgrade from being on your to-do list! Just don't confuse me with your grocery list."

"Excuse me, didn't I see you at the grocery store last week? Because every time I look at you, I feel like a kid in a candy store."

"Did you just come back from the grocery store? Because I've been checking you out all day."

"I've been shopping around, but it seems like they don't sell future wives at the grocery store. Interested?"

Are you a grocery store during coronavirus?

Because you’re essential to me...

"Mind if I accompany you? Grocery shopping never looked so enchanting until you mentioned it."

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes...and also in this grocery store.

"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a connection here in the produce aisle."

"Shopping alone? How about we make it a date and see what else we can pick up besides groceries."

"Are you my grocery list? Cause I can't help checking you out, even though I only came for the dairy section."

"Is your shopping list complete? Or shall I add 'a charming dinner with me' to it?"

"Mind if I tag along? Because everything, including grocery shopping, is more fun with you around."

"Don't mind me, but my heart is like this shopping cart, ready to be filled with your love."

"Is it groceries you're after or are you just restocking on your supply of sexy?"

Hey, are you a grocery store?

Because you're my Target.

Do you work at a grocery store?

Because youre a snack.

How do you know when an avocado is ripe?

How do you like your organic, free range eggs?

How long does it take for your bread to rise?

How much of this caviar do you think I can get into the trunk of my Ferrari?

I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.

I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.

I avoid the candy aisle because I'm sweet enough on my own.

I believe a woman should eat as much chocolate as she pleases.

I buy chicken breast but I don't stare at it for too long because I respect what a chicken has to say.

I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?

I don't believe in lean pork. I like a lady with meat on her bones.

I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!

I don't chew gum. I'd prefer to nibble on your ear while whispering sweet nothings into it.

I don't own a cat. I'm buying this cat food because I rescue a kitten from a tree at least once a week.

I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?

I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?

I had a great time tonight. Would you like to plan the second date?

I have been staring at you from all angles around the store but now that we're here in the checkout line I feel like it's appropriate.

I hear lavender makes underwear drawers smell nice, does it?

I hear spices like cayenne can act as an aphrodisiac? Do you know?

I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.

I know you make artisan cheese, but what else can you do with your hands?

I like baby carrots because they totally fit in your mouth.

I really can't finish a box of strawberry all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?

I see you’re pretty skilled at churning your butter.

I think grapes are very sensual.

I'm buying some stuff for a party later today. Would you like to join me?

I'm buying this T-Bone for my dog. I'm really a vegetarian that respects all walks of life – especially women.

I'm trying to convince myself that Corn Pops are healthy.

I've got some meat here that's 'Best if used by tonight.

I’d love a taste of that [insert name of product] before I commit to buying.

Those Carhartt overalls would look even better on my floor.

I’d offer to help you carry those bags, but I threw my back out saving an orphan from a runaway paddleboat. Little tyke didn’t even see it coming. Thank god I was there.

I’m a man at a farmers market. Of course I’m a catch.

If you were a bouquet of fresh cut flowers, I would take you home.

Is it really cold in frozen foods, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? But really, I don’t think you’re supposed to put the bananas in your pocket. They have plastic bags for that.