Top 50 Grocery Pick Up lines
Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Grocery rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Grocery pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.
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Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.
We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.
After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes." -
Hey girl. . .
Let me treat your kiss like a rice bag at the grocery store ;)
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Does your dad work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!
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Recently lost 25 pounds had the confidence and dropped a line the other day.
I was checking out at a grocery store, there was a nice look lady in front of me seemed to be my age and the cashier didn't see her cart she asked if we were together, (she didn't see the little separator stick) I replied "We aren't yet", got a laugh and a number !!! BOOYAH!
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Hey, this doesn’t have a date on it, could I get one from you? (This only works in a grocery store if you find an item that doesn’t have a date on it)
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Is this the produce department. Because I'm harder than a grocery store avocado.
Working short grocery pickup lines to impress a girl
I just had a cashier ask me for my number
I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.
So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.
She asked "Does your phone work?"
I answered "Yes."
She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"
I said "I'll pay with credit...."
Egg whites are for p**.... A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.
This diaper rash ointment isn't for my ass, it's for a tattoo that just so happens to be on my ass.
Do you work Online Grocery Pickup? Because I would totally pick you up.
I like chicken breast. Actually, I love all breasts.
Hey girl are you my groceries?
Because I wanna put you in a bag and lock you in the trunk of my car
Tell me what you think
So there's this girl who is a cashier at one of the local grocery places (she's also in a class of mine but whatever). I think I'm gonna buy some groceries and also buy some flowers and when I go to check out I'm just gonna say "Thanks. You can keep the flowers though".
Whatdya think?
grocery Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Let’s just say that my peach-squeezing skills extend to other fruits as well. Like boobs.
With all of the grocery stores running out of food...
I need to eat something 🤔
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Are you a grocery store during coronavirus?
Because you’re essential to me...
Are you sold out at the grocery store?
Because you're a non-perishable item
Hey, are you a grocery store?
Because you're my Target.
Can I be your next varietal?
grocery Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
I like my men like my homemade bread, dense.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Are we in the laxatives aisle? 'Cause the thought of hooking up with you is running though my mind like crazy.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Isn’t it tuber time?
Did you know that kale is not an aphrodisiac?
Are those melons fresh?
Give me your address and I'll help you put your groceries away.
grocery Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush
Ain't nothing sticky about those buns – they look nice and smooth.
Don’t you just love stone fruit?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Do you need helping seeding your flower garden for next season?
Funny meat-ing you here.
Do you like hot chocolate? I like hot chicks.
Got milk? You look like you would.
Have you ever frolicked in the fields of [name of your favorite farm]?
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Do you like free samples?
How can you tell if these things are ripe? (At produce section)
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh wait, wrong store!
Let me help you with your grocery.
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Grocery phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Grocery lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.