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Top 50 Grocery Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Grocery pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

    We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  2. Does your dad work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!

  3. Recently lost 25 pounds had the confidence and dropped a line the other day.

    I was checking out at a grocery store, there was a nice look lady in front of me seemed to be my age and the cashier didn't see her cart she asked if we were together, (she didn't see the little separator stick) I replied "We aren't yet", got a laugh and a number !!! BOOYAH!

  4. I just had a cashier ask me for my number

    I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.

    So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.

    She asked "Does your phone work?"

    I answered "Yes."

    She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"

    I said "I'll pay with credit...."

  5. Hey girl are you my groceries?

    Because I wanna put you in a bag and lock you in the trunk of my car

  6. Tell me what you think

    So there's this girl who is a cashier at one of the local grocery places (she's also in a class of mine but whatever). I think I'm gonna buy some groceries and also buy some flowers and when I go to check out I'm just gonna say "Thanks. You can keep the flowers though".

    Whatdya think?

  7. With all of the grocery stores running out of food...

    I need to eat something 🤔

  8. You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.

  9. This dude

    So I work at a medium clothing store chain in a mall. And I'm just getting on break and a customer loudly says to this chick who I don't think even knew him:

    "Damn gurl, if I worked in a grocery store, your ass would be the receiving, and I'd be the freight truck coming inside."

    I was a bit surprised to see the volume used as everyone was looking around confused, as well as me. I went on my lunch really trying to figure out what the hell just happened. But then again, I applaud this man for his creativity. That was pretty good if you ask me.

  10. Are you a grocery store during coronavirus?

    Because you’re essential to me...

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Funny grocery pickup lines

Are you sold out at the grocery store?
Because you're a non-perishable item

Hey, are you a grocery store?

Because you're my Target.

Do you work at a grocery store?

Because youre a snack.

Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?

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Isn’t it tuber time?

I like my men like my homemade bread, dense.

Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.

Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!

Did you know that kale is not an aphrodisiac?

Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?

Got milk? You look like you would.

How can you tell if these things are ripe? (At produce section)

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Are we in the laxatives aisle? 'Cause the thought of hooking up with you is running though my mind like crazy.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?

Funny meat-ing you here.

Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?

Don’t you just love stone fruit?

Clean up in Aisle BVD!

Are those melons fresh?

Ain't nothing sticky about those buns – they look nice and smooth.

A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.

Do you need helping seeding your flower garden for next season?

Do you like hot chocolate? I like hot chicks.