Do you work Online Grocery Pickup? Because I would totally pick you up.

Baby, we'll never have to run to groceries for milk.

I like chicken breast. Actually, I love all breasts.

Hey girl are you my groceries?

Because I wanna put you in a bag and lock you in the trunk of my car

Haha, well, if I kissed you, it would definitely be in the middle of a flash mob at a grocery store. Get ready for some produce-pelting passion!

"Are you lost on this isle? Because heaven is a long way from the grocery section."

"Flirting? Nah, I'm just writing my grocery list in my mind. You know 'cause you've got everything that's on my checklist."

Haha, wow, I never knew someone could make grocery shopping sound so exciting! Maybe you'll even convince me to enjoy it too one day. 😉

Haha, thanks! They're actually my secret weapon for getting discounts at the grocery store. 😂

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes... and also in this grocery store aisle.

Haha, so what you're saying is I should be cautious of free samples at the grocery store? Got it, noted! 😉

I can handle weirdos! As long as they promise not to out-weird me. My secret talent? Expert-level interpretive dancing in grocery store aisles!

Are you a grocery list? Because you’re everything I’m looking for in one place.

"Hey girl, are you a grocery store? Because whenever I'm near you, my heart just gets filled with happiness."

"Mind if I tag along? A stunning beauty like you should never carry groceries alone."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes and forgot where I put the groceries!"

"Excuse me, but didn't I see you at the grocery store? You were outshining the fruit section with your peel-able beauty."

"Are you a cashier? Because you've got me swiping for more than just groceries."

Did it hurt when you fell from the produce section? Because you’re a perfect 10.

With all of the grocery stores running out of food...

I need to eat something 🤔

"Wow, sharp eye! That's my stunt double. He does all the dangerous stuff like grocery shopping and taking out the trash."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven into the produce section? You're as fresh as a ripe peach.

"Did you just return from the shop? Because I see you've picked up my heart along with your groceries!"

"Did you just come back from the grocery store? Because I think you've just got my heart in a shopping bag."

Random paragraphs? Sounds like my diary before coffee! But hey, at least they’re not random grocery lists. What’s your go-to snack?

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes... and also in this grocery store.

"Heading to the shop? Just remember, in my life's grocery store, you're the sweetest item on every aisle."

Are you a grocery shopper? Because you've got all the right ingredients to steal my heart.

Do you know you're the prettiest peach in this produce section? Can I be your shopping buddy?

From what I've gathered, you seem like someone who probably dances like nobody's watching... in the grocery store. Am I close?

If you were peanut butter, you'd be the smoothest spread in the whole grocery store.

You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.

" Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... into the grocery store aisle."

"Well, that's quite an upgrade from being on your to-do list! Just don't confuse me with your grocery list."

"Excuse me, didn't I see you at the grocery store last week? Because every time I look at you, I feel like a kid in a candy store."

"I've been shopping around, but it seems like they don't sell future wives at the grocery store. Interested?"

"Did you just come back from the grocery store? Because I've been checking you out all day."

Your smile is brighter than the fluorescent lights here. Let's go check out together sometime.

Are you a grocery shopper? Because you've got the sweetest smile in this aisle.

Are you a grocery store during coronavirus?

Because you’re essential to me...

"Mind if I accompany you? Grocery shopping never looked so enchanting until you mentioned it."

Are you a baker? Because you've got all the right ingredients for stealing my heart in this grocery store.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I think you landed in the produce section, looking divine.

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes... kind of like Bob in the grocery store."

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes...and also in this grocery store.

Haha, your mum sounds wise! Maybe that's why I'm always cautious around free samples at the grocery store now.

Random paragraphs? Are we talking Shakespeare or just my daily grocery list? Because I swear, my avocados have a dramatic backstory! 🥑✨

Random paragraphs? You must mean my grocery list! I’m convinced avocados are plotting world domination. What’s your theory on fruit conspiracies?

"So, are you saying your ideal date involves pizza and philosophical debates or just quietly judging the snacks at the grocery store? 🍕😄"

"Are you my grocery list? Cause I can't help checking you out, even though I only came for the dairy section."

"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a connection here in the produce aisle."

Well, I promise I won't draw on your walls with crayons or throw tantrums in the grocery store aisle!

"Is it groceries you're after or are you just restocking on your supply of sexy?"

"Mind if I tag along? Because everything, including grocery shopping, is more fun with you around."

"Don't mind me, but my heart is like this shopping cart, ready to be filled with your love."

"Is your shopping list complete? Or shall I add 'a charming dinner with me' to it?"

Are you sold out at the grocery store?

Because you're a non-perishable item

Do you work at a grocery store?

Because youre a snack.

Hey, are you a grocery store?

Because you're my Target.

I've got some meat here that's 'Best if used by tonight.

I’d love a taste of that [insert name of product] before I commit to buying.

Those Carhartt overalls would look even better on my floor.

I’d offer to help you carry those bags, but I threw my back out saving an orphan from a runaway paddleboat. Little tyke didn’t even see it coming. Thank god I was there.

I’m a man at a farmers market. Of course I’m a catch.

If you were a bouquet of fresh cut flowers, I would take you home.

Is it really cold in frozen foods, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? But really, I don’t think you’re supposed to put the bananas in your pocket. They have plastic bags for that.

Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.

It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.

It's the end of the world — again! (At magazine rack)

Just call me Elvis 'cause I love my meat tender.

Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.

Let’s get dirty.

Let’s pick up some artisanal breads and make a baby.

Look like we've got a long wait here in the check out line, so why don't we get acquainted.

Looks like you’re buying meat. Cool.

May I use those melons for my Fruit of the Loom salad?

Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.

My meat is very interested in being inside of your fridge.

Oh, you’re out of eggs? That’s ok, you can have mine.

Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.

Orange you glad citrus is finally in season?

Orange you glad I didn't say 'banana?' I mean, you know the joke 'orange you glad...?' What I'm saying is, I'd like to make out with you.

Paper or latex? I mean latex or plastic? You know what I mean.

Price check for mixed roasted nuts on aisle 69!

Pssst! My piggly is wiggly.

Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?

So how would you like to become a stock *man*?

That hand spun sweater looks big enough for two to get cozy in.

The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?

There are over six hundred varieties of heirloom tomatoes, but there’s only one of me.

There is no expiration date for true love.

These bags of organic spinach would make some great pillows don’t you think?

These groceries aren't for me. They're for my grandma.

These Heirloom tomatoes are so firm and juicy.

These peppers are, like, so yellow. Which reminds me—what are you doing Saturday?

These plums are so soft.

This beer has a very sensual taste. What were you thinking of when you brewed it?

This bushel is so dry, let’s change that.

This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for the love machine.

Want to come over later and help me shuck?

Want to cross pollinate?

Want to melt my beeswax candles tonight?

Let me help you with your grocery.

What a small world! I belong to the Safeway Club, too!

What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.

What else can you pickle?

What it doesn't say on the back of that can of whipped cream is that it tastes really good on my skin.

What’s your favorite way to eat rhubarb? [Wait for answer] I’d love to make it for you.

Wow—funny MEAT-ing you here. Get it? How 'meat' and 'meet' are homophones? You should help me stop talking.

Wow, looks like dinner's at your place tonight.

You are so hot. I bet I could cook an egg right there on your kiss cheek.

You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.

You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.

You know it's really dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because with your looks you could melt all this stuff!

You know, a sack full of groceries can't hug you back. On the other hand, I totally can.

You know, it ain't often that I see a lady buying pork rinds, and when I see a lady buying pork rinds, I says to myself, 'This is one chick I *got* to get to know better.

You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.

You must be NUTS to shop here, but that's quite a (pih)STASH(io) you've got! cah-SHEW! I just sneezed. Please come back. I swear I'll stop.

You put the hot in hothouse… cucumbers. Too much? Sorry. Maybe we should make out.

You sure have big baguettes!

You’re so cute I’d add you to my woven basket.

You’ve got a box of those limited edition tattoo fruit roll-ups, and I’ve got a sugar craving and a bunch of extra spit. Let’s get it on.

Your hands seem to be full. I have big panniers you can borrow to bike all that produce home.

Your name must be Lucky Charms, because you're magically delicious.

Does your daddy work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!

Is your daddy a grocery store attendant because you have nice melons!

Didn't I pick you up in the grocery store? Because you're hot like salsa

I hear you really enjoy apple juice and Graham Crackers! Maybe you can come to the grocery run with me and we can pick up some for you.

Wanna go to the grocery store and read labels?

How early do you rise?