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Following is our collection of Grocery chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Does your dad work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!

  2. Recently lost 25 pounds had the confidence and dropped a line the other day.

    I was checking out at a grocery store, there was a nice look lady in front of me seemed to be my age and the cashier didn't see her cart she asked if we were together, (she didn't see the little separator stick) I replied "We aren't yet", got a laugh and a number !!! BOOYAH!

  3. I just had a cashier ask me for my number

    I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.

    So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.

    She asked "Does your phone work?"

    I answered "Yes."

    She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"

    I said "I'll pay with credit...."

  4. Tell me what you think

    So there's this girl who is a cashier at one of the local grocery places (she's also in a class of mine but whatever). I think I'm gonna buy some groceries and also buy some flowers and when I go to check out I'm just gonna say "Thanks. You can keep the flowers though".

    Whatdya think?

  5. Hey girl are you my groceries?

    Because I wanna put you in a bag and lock you in the trunk of my car

  6. With all of the grocery stores running out of food...

    I need to eat something 🤔

  7. This dude

    So I work at a medium clothing store chain in a mall. And I'm just getting on break and a customer loudly says to this chick who I don't think even knew him:

    "Damn gurl, if I worked in a grocery store, your ass would be the receiving, and I'd be the freight truck coming inside."

    I was a bit surprised to see the volume used as everyone was looking around confused, as well as me. I went on my lunch really trying to figure out what the hell just happened. But then again, I applaud this man for his creativity. That was pretty good if you ask me.

  8. Are you a grocery store during coronavirus?

    Because you’re essential to me...

  9. Are you sold out at the grocery store?

    Because you're a non-perishable item

  10. Hey, are you a grocery store?

    Because you're my Target.

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Latest grocery chat up lines

Do you work at a grocery store?
Because youre a snack.

Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?

Isn’t it tuber time?

Let me help you with your grocery.

Can I be your next varietal?

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?

I like my men like my homemade bread, dense.

Did you know that kale is not an aphrodisiac?

Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?

Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!

Got milk? You look like you would.

Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.

How do you like your organic, free range eggs?

How much of this caviar do you think I can get into the trunk of my Ferrari?

Funny meat-ing you here.

Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?

Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?

Clean up in Aisle BVD!

Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?

Do you know if they sell organic Oreos?

Are we in the laxatives aisle? 'Cause the thought of hooking up with you is running though my mind like crazy.

Are those melons fresh?

Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth.

Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.

Ain't nothing sticky about those buns – they look nice and smooth.