Do you work Online Grocery Pickup? Because I would totally pick you up.

Baby, we'll never have to run to groceries for milk.

I like chicken breast. Actually, I love all breasts.

Tell me what you think

So there's this girl who is a cashier at one of the local grocery places (she's also in a class of mine but whatever). I think I'm gonna buy some groceries and also buy some flowers and when I go to check out I'm just gonna say "Thanks. You can keep the flowers though".

Whatdya think?

Haha, well, if I kissed you, it would definitely be in the middle of a flash mob at a grocery store. Get ready for some produce-pelting passion!

"Are you lost on this isle? Because heaven is a long way from the grocery section."

"Flirting? Nah, I'm just writing my grocery list in my mind. You know 'cause you've got everything that's on my checklist."

Haha, wow, I never knew someone could make grocery shopping sound so exciting! Maybe you'll even convince me to enjoy it too one day. 😉

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes... and also in this grocery store aisle.

Did it hurt when you fell from the grocery store shelf? Because you're a perfect 10.

Haha, thanks! They're actually my secret weapon for getting discounts at the grocery store. 😂

I can handle weirdos! As long as they promise not to out-weird me. My secret talent? Expert-level interpretive dancing in grocery store aisles!

"Mind if I tag along? A stunning beauty like you should never carry groceries alone."

"Hey girl, are you a grocery store? Because whenever I'm near you, my heart just gets filled with happiness."

Are you a grocery list? Because you’re everything I’m looking for in one place.

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes and forgot where I put the groceries!"

"Are you a cashier? Because you've got me swiping for more than just groceries."

"Excuse me, but didn't I see you at the grocery store? You were outshining the fruit section with your peel-able beauty."

With all of the grocery stores running out of food...

I need to eat something 🤔

Did it hurt when you fell from the produce section? Because you’re a perfect 10.

"Wow, sharp eye! That's my stunt double. He does all the dangerous stuff like grocery shopping and taking out the trash."

"Did you just return from the shop? Because I see you've picked up my heart along with your groceries!"

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven into the produce section? You're as fresh as a ripe peach.

"Did you just come back from the grocery store? Because I think you've just got my heart in a shopping bag."

Random paragraphs? Sounds like my diary before coffee! But hey, at least they’re not random grocery lists. What’s your go-to snack?

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes... and also in this grocery store.

"Heading to the shop? Just remember, in my life's grocery store, you're the sweetest item on every aisle."

Are you a grocery shopper? Because you've got all the right ingredients to steal my heart.

Do you know you're the prettiest peach in this produce section? Can I be your shopping buddy?

From what I've gathered, you seem like someone who probably dances like nobody's watching... in the grocery store. Am I close?

If you were peanut butter, you'd be the smoothest spread in the whole grocery store.

You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.

" Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... into the grocery store aisle."

"Well, that's quite an upgrade from being on your to-do list! Just don't confuse me with your grocery list."

"Excuse me, didn't I see you at the grocery store last week? Because every time I look at you, I feel like a kid in a candy store."

"I've been shopping around, but it seems like they don't sell future wives at the grocery store. Interested?"

"Did you just come back from the grocery store? Because I've been checking you out all day."

Your smile is brighter than the fluorescent lights here. Let's go check out together sometime.

Are you a grocery shopper? Because you've got the sweetest smile in this aisle.

Are you a cashier? Because you've got me checking out more than just groceries.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes...and also in this grocery store.

Are you a baker? Because you've got all the right ingredients for stealing my heart in this grocery store.

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes... kind of like Bob in the grocery store."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I think you landed in the produce section, looking divine.

"Mind if I accompany you? Grocery shopping never looked so enchanting until you mentioned it."

"So, are you saying your ideal date involves pizza and philosophical debates or just quietly judging the snacks at the grocery store? 🍕😄"

Random paragraphs? Are we talking Shakespeare or just my daily grocery list? Because I swear, my avocados have a dramatic backstory! 🥑✨

Random paragraphs? You must mean my grocery list! I’m convinced avocados are plotting world domination. What’s your theory on fruit conspiracies?

Haha, your mum sounds wise! Maybe that's why I'm always cautious around free samples at the grocery store now.

"Shopping alone? How about we make it a date and see what else we can pick up besides groceries."

"Are you my grocery list? Cause I can't help checking you out, even though I only came for the dairy section."

Well, I promise I won't draw on your walls with crayons or throw tantrums in the grocery store aisle!

"Don't mind me, but my heart is like this shopping cart, ready to be filled with your love."

"Is it groceries you're after or are you just restocking on your supply of sexy?"

"Mind if I tag along? Because everything, including grocery shopping, is more fun with you around."

"Is your shopping list complete? Or shall I add 'a charming dinner with me' to it?"

Are you sold out at the grocery store?

Because you're a non-perishable item

Do you work at a grocery store?

Because youre a snack.

Hey, are you a grocery store?

Because you're my Target.

I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?

I had a great time tonight. Would you like to plan the second date?

I hear lavender makes underwear drawers smell nice, does it?

I hear spices like cayenne can act as an aphrodisiac? Do you know?

I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?

I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.

I know you make artisan cheese, but what else can you do with your hands?

I like baby carrots because they totally fit in your mouth.

I really can't finish a box of strawberry all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?

I see you’re pretty skilled at churning your butter.

I think grapes are very sensual.

I'm buying this T-Bone for my dog. I'm really a vegetarian that respects all walks of life – especially women.

I'm trying to convince myself that Corn Pops are healthy.

I've got some meat here that's 'Best if used by tonight.

I’d love a taste of that [insert name of product] before I commit to buying.

I’d love to do a vegetable wash for you.

Those Carhartt overalls would look even better on my floor.

I’d offer to help you carry those bags, but I threw my back out saving an orphan from a runaway paddleboat. Little tyke didn’t even see it coming. Thank god I was there.

I’m a man at a farmers market. Of course I’m a catch.

If you were a bouquet of fresh cut flowers, I would take you home.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? But really, I don’t think you’re supposed to put the bananas in your pocket. They have plastic bags for that.

Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.

It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.

It's the end of the world — again! (At magazine rack)

It’s funny how slippery this jam is!

Just call me Elvis 'cause I love my meat tender.

Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.

Let’s get dirty.

Let’s pick up some artisanal breads and make a baby.

Looks like you’re buying meat. Cool.

May I use those melons for my Fruit of the Loom salad?

Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.

My meat is very interested in being inside of your fridge.

Nice basket. Wait! No! I didn't mean it like that. On the upside, you're really good at slapping people in the face.

Oh, you’re out of eggs? That’s ok, you can have mine.

Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.

Orange you glad citrus is finally in season?

Orange you glad I didn't say 'banana?' I mean, you know the joke 'orange you glad...?' What I'm saying is, I'd like to make out with you.

Price check for mixed roasted nuts on aisle 69!

Pssst! My piggly is wiggly.

Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.

Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?

So how would you like to become a stock *man*?

So, how long have you been pickling these cucumbers?

That hand spun sweater looks big enough for two to get cozy in.

The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?

There are over six hundred varieties of heirloom tomatoes, but there’s only one of me.

There is no expiration date for true love.

These bags of organic spinach would make some great pillows don’t you think?

These groceries aren't for me. They're for my grandma.

These Heirloom tomatoes are so firm and juicy.

These peppers are, like, so yellow. Which reminds me—what are you doing Saturday?

These plums are so soft.

These two quail eggs just fit in my hand perfectly.

This beer has a very sensual taste. What were you thinking of when you brewed it?

This bushel is so dry, let’s change that.

This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for the love machine.

Want to come over later and help me shuck?

Want to cross pollinate?

Want to melt my beeswax candles tonight?

What a coincidence! You've got butter in your cart, and I've got a copy of 'Last Tango in Paris' at home!

What a small world! I belong to the Safeway Club, too!

What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.

What else can you pickle?

What it doesn't say on the back of that can of whipped cream is that it tastes really good on my skin.

What’s your favorite way to eat rhubarb? [Wait for answer] I’d love to make it for you.

Wow—funny MEAT-ing you here. Get it? How 'meat' and 'meet' are homophones? You should help me stop talking.

Wow, looks like dinner's at your place tonight.

You are so hot. I bet I could cook an egg right there on your kiss cheek.

You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.

You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.

You know it's really dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because with your looks you could melt all this stuff!