Top 30 Vegetables Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Vegetables pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Vegetables conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Hey, girl if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple and if you were a vegetable..
I would stay beside you in the hospital each day for as long as they'd allow me to...
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If you were a vegetable
You'd be the prettiest one in the hospital.
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How will you be pureeing your root vegetables this year?
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If u were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
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You look like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.
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If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple,
If you were a vegetable I'd at least visit you in the hospital.
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I ran out of my pickled summer garden vegetables. Can I have some of yours?
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Hey Girl Are You A KitKat
Because you are made of Sugar, Milk Solids, Wheat Flour, Cocoa Butter, Vegetable Fat [Emulsifier ( Soy Lecithin)], Cocoa Mass, Choc Paste ( Milk, Wheat, Soy ), Cocoa, Emulsifiers ( Soy Lecithin, 476), Yeast, Raising Agent (Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt, Flavour.
Contains Milk, Soy and Wheat.
May Contain Tree Nuts.
Product Contains 70% Milk Chocolate and 30% Wafer Fingers.
Milk Chocolate Contains Minimum 22% Cocoa Solids, 25% Milk Solids. -
If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple but
If you were a vegetable I’d pull the plug
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You know if you were a vegetable, what you'd have been?
A cutecumber :)
Funny vegetables pickup lines
If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple
But if you were a vegetable I’d visit you in the hospital everyday
Are you a cabbage?
Because i wanna slice you up and put you into a clean jar and sprinkle salt over you. Use a wooden spoon or a vegetable pounder to press and stir you, squeezing you down so the salt can draw out your juices because it will create your own brine with the salt then i wanna leave you for 2 weeks then eat you with bread.
Two cheesey ones I read today
1. Girl, if you were a fruit you'll be a FineApple.
2. Girl, if you were a vegetable, you'll be a cutecumber
Girl are you a vegetable?
Because I would totall hit that assparagus of yours
Are you a vegetable?
Because you’re a cutecumber!
If you were a vegetable,
I’d visit you at the hospital. :)
If you were a vegetable...
You would be a cucumber.
If you were a vegetable
You would be a cute cumber
Do you like vegetables?
Cause I wanna eat your salad
Are you a vegetable?
Cause I want you to artichoke me.
If I had to give you a vegetable...
I'd give you a root
Are you tryna be in a coma??
Mama always told me to eat my vegetables
My love for you is like the can vegetable – convenient and last for a long time.
Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that non-dairy fair trade shake?
I’d love to do a vegetable wash for you.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
Boy if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber
Our love could be like heirloom vegetable strong.