If you were a vegetable. You would be a cutecumber.

"Is your name Pea? Because you've just podded your way into my heart."

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber. Wait, I mean cucumber, but you get the point.

Are you a vegetable? Because you make my heart beet faster whenever I see you.

If you were a cucumber, you'd be one sexy vegetable. Can I taste your freshness?

Did you just come from the farmer's market? Because you're the most delicious thing I've seen all day.

Haha, I always say that if I were a vegetable, I'd be a cute-cumber! What about you? 😉

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a fineapple... Oh wait, wrong produce! You're a broccolicious beauty.

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber. How about we make this salad of life more exciting together?"

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. Just like my girlfriend, but she's taken!

If you were a cucumber, you'd be one hot vegetable - making all the other veggies jealous.

"Girl, you're like a rare vegetable in a church garden, holy and healthy, I'd love to experience your natural goodness."

"Is your name Kale? Because I feel healthier just looking at you, adding a perfect blend to my life's salad."

Are you a broccoli? Because you're the only vegetable I'd ever want to be in a stir-fry with.

"Sure, if I were a vegetable, I'd be a cute-cumber. But what fruit would you be and why?"

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber! Wait, that was corny... Lettuce start over.

"If I were a vegetable, I'd be a rad-ish, but you're definitely the broc-star here!"

"Damn boi, if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber, not just a plain one."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a fine-apple, but since you're broccoli, you're a brocc-hottie!"

If beauty was a vegetable, you'd be the prized broccoli in the garden of my heart.

"Are you a carrot? Because every time I see you, my heart beats faster than a choir singing 'Beet It' at Sunday Mass."

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a fineapple. Sweet, juicy, and irresistibly delicious.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a fineapple... Oh wait, wrong produce - broccoli never looked so good!

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber! And trust me, I’ll never say no to veggies!"

"If beauty were a vegetable, you must be an exotic blend, unique and completely irresistible."

"Are you a vegetable? Because I've never seen a heart-beet as strong as yours."

"Are you a vegetable? Because you've turned my world from dull meat to vibrant green with your beauty."

If we were vegetables, you'd be the broccoli - definitely the pick of the bunch!

I ran out of my pickled summer garden vegetables. Can I have some of yours?

"If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber, Insha! Let’s grow together!"

Are you a tomato? Because I'm getting all saucy just thinking about you!

Hey Girl Are You A KitKat

Because you are made of Sugar, Milk Solids, Wheat Flour, Cocoa Butter, Vegetable Fat [Emulsifier ( Soy Lecithin)], Cocoa Mass, Choc Paste ( Milk, Wheat, Soy ), Cocoa, Emulsifiers ( Soy Lecithin, 476), Yeast, Raising Agent (Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt, Flavour. 
 Contains Milk, Soy and Wheat. 
 May Contain Tree Nuts. 
 Product Contains 70% Milk Chocolate and 30% Wafer Fingers. 
 Milk Chocolate Contains Minimum 22% Cocoa Solids, 25% Milk Solids.

If we were vegetables, I'd be a cute potato and you'd be an irresistible tomato. Let's make some funny veggie stew together! 🍅🥔

You must be a tomato, because you're turning me red with your spicy charm.

Haha, if I were a vegetable, I'd be a cute-cumber! What about you? Any veggie alter ego? 🥒

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber because you're sweet and I can't get enough of you."

Is your name Kale? Because you're definitely the most attractive veggie in the garden.

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber! Can I be your personal salad dressing?"

Are you a cucumber? Because you've got me feeling all hot and bothered.

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears! Just like my desire for vegetables!"

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber! Want to salad your way into my heart?"

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. Short and sweet, just like you!

Hi there! If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber! 🥒😂 So, what's your favorite way to spend a Sunday?

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a fine-apple. But who needs that when we have broccoli like you?"

Are you a tomato? Because you've got me feeling like a vegetable - completely sauced around you!

"Are you a carrot? Because I find myself peeling back layers only to find more sweetness."

"Are you a vegetable roll? Because I can't imagine my sushi platter, or my life, without you!"

"Are you a vegetable prayer at church? Cause when I see you, my heart beats like a grateful hymn."

"Are you a vegetable? Because I can't seem to get enough of your peas and thank you's."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber. Get it? Because you're adorable and refreshing!"

Did it hurt when you fell from the vegetable aisle? Because you must be a stunning broccolady!

"You must be a garden, because every time I see you, all I see is growth, beauty, and potential."

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber because you're fresh, crisp, and definitely a-peeling!

Ha babe, if we were both vegetables, I'd definitely pick you as my favorite because you're a real "cute-cumber"! 🥒 What’s your vegetable alter ego?

"If you were a broccoli, you'd be the only vegetable I'd want on my plate."

"Are you a carrot? Because I find myself peeling away layers just to get to the heart of your sweetness."

"Are you a carrot? Because your beauty and radiance are adding serious vitamins to my heart."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber—but let's be real, you're more like my favorite rotten potato!"

Are you a cucumber? Because you're long, firm, and exactly what I need in my salad.

"Are you a broccoli? Because you're the only vegetable that makes me feel giddy inside!"

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a fineapple! Wait...wrong green thing. You're more like a broccoli beauty!

"Are you a vegetable? Because our love could definitely make anyone green with envy."

If beauty were a vegetable, you'd be broccoli – simply irresistible and oh-so good for me.

Did you just come out of the garden? Because you're making my heart beet faster.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a fineapple. You sure know how to turn me on.

If I was the rice I'd want you to be the sambar

Context:

in a feast during the festival of onam the sambar (stew made of various vegetables popular in South india) is always served on top the rice

"Is your name Pea? Because you've podded straight into my heart with that smile."

"Oh, smooth! Well, if you were a fruit, I guess you'd be a fine-apple."

If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple but

If you were a vegetable I’d pull the plug

Chat 1:
Boy: "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber!"
Girl: "Well if you were a fruit, you'd definitely be a fine-apple!"

Chat 2:
Boy: "Are we at the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a fine-apple. But let's be real, broccoli is cooler."

"Like a rare vegetable, your beauty stands out in the garden of life."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber because nothing compares to your refreshing beauty."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. But since you're not, let's grab some broccoli together."

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber! But don't worry, I'm not trying to salad-dress you up!

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. Keep shining, you're inspiring!"

If you were a vegetable, you'd be broccoli... because you're the real star of this salad!

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. How about we go on a date and make salad?

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber because you're "pick"-ing up my spirits.

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber! You're just so refreshingly different from the rest!"

"Tanu, if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. I can't help but like you!"

Are you a broccoli? Because you're the only vegetable I want to spend time with.

Are you a carrot? Because you're terrific and I can't resist wanting to take a bite out of you.

"Are you a carrot? Because I find myself rooting for us."

"Are you a vegetable? Because you make my heart beet faster with those blue eyes."

You know if you were a vegetable, what you'd have been?

A cutecumber :)

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a fineapple. Your broccoli is such a turn on."

"Girl, if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber. Bruh, even our salad would be in love."

"Are you a vegetable? Because I find you a-peeling and can't help but feel we'd make the perfect mix."

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber because everyone can't resist your charm.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a carrot because you've definitely got that irresistible charm factor.

"If you were a vegetable, you'd undoubtedly be a cute-cumber, because your charm is irresistibly refreshing."

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine....and maybe, occasionally, 'my little cabbage'?"

Haha, hello charming! If we were vegetables, you'd be a cute-cumber and I'd be a giggly-pea. 😄🥒

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber! What's your favorite dish?"

"Are you a farmer? Because you've grown the finest carrot, my heart's interest."

"If life were a garden, I'd only pick you...because you're the sweetest pea in the pod."

If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

But if you were a vegetable I’d visit you in the hospital everyday

If beauty were a vegetable, you'd be a broccoli - vibrant, healthy, and irresistible.

If I were a vegetable, I'd be a broccoli so I could be close to you.

Are you a carrot? Because I'm falling for you faster than a rabbit in a garden!

If I were a dish, you'd be the perfect side of pickled vegetables to spice things up.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber. Can I be your veggie admirer?

"If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber! Want to make my day brighter?"

"Lohitha, if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber! Can I take you out to lunch?"

Are you a carrot? Because you're making my heart "root" for you tonight.

If beauty were a vegetable, you'd be brocolli. A rare gem that's both stunning and healthy.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be brocc-oh-yeah-li, a beauty that catches the eye.

"You must be a vegetable because you've just turnip my world with your beauty."

"If you're a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber. But if you're a fruit, we'd make quite the 'pear'."

Glad I could provide some comic relief! If I were a vegetable, I'd definitely be a cute-cumber. What about you?

"Alright, if you were a vegetable, would you be a cutecumber or an adorablecorn? Your pick!"

Are you a carrot? Because you're making my heart skip a beet with your vibrant energy.

Excuse me, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. Can I still call you that?

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a fineapple. But since we're on the broccoli topic, let's stir-fry together.

"Are you a potato? Because I find myself irresistibly attracted to your natural beauty and versatile charm."

Are you a vegetable? Because you're giving me heart-eyes and making me wanna get steamy with you.

"Alright, if you were a vegetable, would you be a cute-cumber...or an awesome-broccoli?"

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. So refreshing and always ready for a good time!"

"Hey there! If we were vegetables, I'd be a cute-cumber and you'd totally be a rad-ish!"

"Rachel, if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber! And me? Well I'm just a peas-ful 20-year-old!"

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber! Even though you don't like dogs, I'm still pawsitive about us!

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber - irresistibly charming and refreshing.

"Are you a carrot? Because you're long, juicy, and I can't get enough of you."

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber because you’re one in a melon.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber! Let's keep this long-distance relationship fresh.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. Boss, can I take you out sometime?

"Are you a vegetable? Because I find myself wanting to 'romaine' close to your heart always."

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a fineapple... Oops, wrong vegetable! But still irresistible.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a fine-apple. But since we're talking about broccoli, you're still pretty a-maize-ing.

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber... especially when you're cooking."