If you were a vegetable. You would be a cutecumber.

"Is your name Pea? Because you've just podded your way into my heart."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber. How about we make this salad of life more exciting together?"

"Are you an organic vegetable? Because I'm feeling a natural connection that's 100% certified unprocessed love."

"Is your name Kale? Because I feel healthier just looking at you, adding a perfect blend to my life's salad."

"Damn boi, if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber, not just a plain one."

"Are you a carrot? Because every time I see you, my heart beats faster than a choir singing 'Beet It' at Sunday Mass."

"Are you a vegetable? Because I've never seen a heart-beet as strong as yours."

"If beauty were a vegetable, you must be an exotic blend, unique and completely irresistible."

I ran out of my pickled summer garden vegetables. Can I have some of yours?

Hey Girl Are You A KitKat

Because you are made of Sugar, Milk Solids, Wheat Flour, Cocoa Butter, Vegetable Fat [Emulsifier ( Soy Lecithin)], Cocoa Mass, Choc Paste ( Milk, Wheat, Soy ), Cocoa, Emulsifiers ( Soy Lecithin, 476), Yeast, Raising Agent (Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt, Flavour. 
 Contains Milk, Soy and Wheat. 
 May Contain Tree Nuts. 
 Product Contains 70% Milk Chocolate and 30% Wafer Fingers. 
 Milk Chocolate Contains Minimum 22% Cocoa Solids, 25% Milk Solids.

"Are you a vegetable prayer at church? Cause when I see you, my heart beats like a grateful hymn."

"Are you a carrot? Because I find myself peeling back layers only to find more sweetness."

"Are you a vegetable roll? Because I can't imagine my sushi platter, or my life, without you!"

"Are you a vegetable? Because I can't seem to get enough of your peas and thank you's."

"You must be a garden, because every time I see you, all I see is growth, beauty, and potential."

"Are you a carrot? Because your beauty and radiance are adding serious vitamins to my heart."

"Are you a carrot? Because I find myself peeling away layers just to get to the heart of your sweetness."

Chat 1:
Boy: "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber!"
Girl: "Well if you were a fruit, you'd definitely be a fine-apple!"

Chat 2:
Boy: "Are we at the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Oh, smooth! Well, if you were a fruit, I guess you'd be a fine-apple."

If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple but

If you were a vegetable I’d pull the plug

If I was the rice I'd want you to be the sambar

Context:

in a feast during the festival of onam the sambar (stew made of various vegetables popular in South india) is always served on top the rice

"Is your name Pea? Because you've podded straight into my heart with that smile."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber because nothing compares to your refreshing beauty."

"That's so cheesy it's charming! If you were a vegetable, you'd be a 'radish-ing' gentleman."

"Like a rare vegetable, your beauty stands out in the garden of life."

You know if you were a vegetable, what you'd have been?

A cutecumber :)

"Are you a carrot? Because I find myself rooting for us."

"Girl, if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber. Bruh, even our salad would be in love."

"Are you a vegetable? Because I find you a-peeling and can't help but feel we'd make the perfect mix."

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine....and maybe, occasionally, 'my little cabbage'?"

Haha, hello charming! If we were vegetables, you'd be a cute-cumber and I'd be a giggly-pea. 😄🥒

"If you were a vegetable, you'd undoubtedly be a cute-cumber, because your charm is irresistibly refreshing."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber. Noticed and admired!"

"If life were a garden, I'd only pick you...because you're the sweetest pea in the pod."

If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

But if you were a vegetable I’d visit you in the hospital everyday

"Are you a farmer? Because you've grown the finest carrot, my heart's interest."

"You must be a vegetable because you've just turnip my world with your beauty."

"Alright, if you were a vegetable, would you be a cutecumber or an adorablecorn? Your pick!"

"Alright, if you were a vegetable, would you be a cute-cumber...or an awesome-broccoli?"

"Are you a potato? Because I find myself irresistibly attracted to your natural beauty and versatile charm."

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber! Even though you don't like dogs, I'm still pawsitive about us!

"Hey there! If we were vegetables, I'd be a cute-cumber and you'd totally be a rad-ish!"

"Rachel, if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber! And me? Well I'm just a peas-ful 20-year-old!"

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. Let's cook up some love together.

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber, because your smile just brightens up my day."

"Are you a vegetable? Because I find myself wanting to 'romaine' close to your heart always."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber... especially when you're cooking."

"Well, your flattery is inspiring! But let's hold off on the name change until at least the third date, deal?"

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be cutecumber. And if I were a tomato, I'd probably turn red right now."

"Well, if I were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. But since I'm not, photos will have to suffice!"

"Hey, how are you? Because if you were a vegetable, you'd be a 'cute-cumber'!"

Are you a cabbage?

Because i wanna slice you up and put you into a clean jar and sprinkle salt over you. Use a wooden spoon or a vegetable pounder to press and stir you, squeezing you down so the salt can draw out your juices because it will create your own brine with the salt then i wanna leave you for 2 weeks then eat you with bread.

"Hey Jona, if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber!"

"Are you a vegetable? Because my heart beats like a beet every time I see you."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber. Care to be the crunch in my salad?"

"Excuse me, are you a vegetable? Because I find my heart beet-ing faster every time I see you."

"Are you a cucumber? Because I find our chemistry so refreshing, even the priest says we'd make a great 'holy guacamole'."

"Thanks for the smile boost! And to answer your question - no sunburn, just my natural glow."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber, because your beauty is healthy and refreshing."

"Ask any question? Alright, if you were a vegetable, would you rather be a cute-cumber or an awe-rtichoke?"

"Damn boi, if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber. Are you also a good 'peeling'?"

"Priya, if you were a vegetable, you’d be a 'cute-cumber'. But aren't you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day!"

"Roses are red, violets are divine. If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber every time."

"Is your name Lettuce? Cause every time I see you, I'm reminded of the Bible verse that 'Lettuce rejoice.'"

"Is your name Kale? Because every time I see you, my heart starts to feel incredibly healthy and strong."

"Are you a cucumber at Sunday service? Because you're so cool, I feel like I've just been baptized fresh."