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Top 29 Vegetables Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Vegetables pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey, girl if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple and if you were a vegetable..

    I would stay beside you in the hospital each day for as long as they'd allow me to...

  2. If you were a vegetable

    You'd be the prettiest one in the hospital.

  3. How will you be pureeing your root vegetables this year?

  4. If u were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.

  5. You look like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.

  6. I ran out of my pickled summer garden vegetables. Can I have some of yours?

  7. If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple but

    If you were a vegetable I’d pull the plug

  8. You know if you were a vegetable, what you'd have been?

    A cutecumber :)

  9. If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

    But if you were a vegetable I’d visit you in the hospital everyday

  10. Are you a cabbage?

    Because i wanna slice you up and put you into a clean jar and sprinkle salt over you. Use a wooden spoon or a vegetable pounder to press and stir you, squeezing you down so the salt can draw out your juices because it will create your own brine with the salt then i wanna leave you for 2 weeks then eat you with bread.

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What is a Vegetables pickup line?

Funny vegetables pickup lines

Two cheesey ones I read today
1. Girl, if you were a fruit you'll be a FineApple.

2. Girl, if you were a vegetable, you'll be a cutecumber

Girl are you a vegetable?

Because I would totall hit that assparagus of yours

I dont like vegetables but...

I'd still like to put my eggplant in your salad

Are you peas and carrots?

Cause you're are fucking vegetable.

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This is a funny Vegetables pickup line!

If you were a vegetable,

I’d visit you at the hospital. :)

If you were a vegetable...
You would be a cucumber.

Do you like vegetables?

Cause I wanna eat your salad

Hey girl,

Are you a soup, because I would eat you with all vegetables ya got

If I had to give you a vegetable...

I'd give you a root

If you were a vegetable

You would be a cute cumber

Are you a vegetable?

Cause I want you to artichoke me.

Are you tryna be in a coma??

Mama always told me to eat my vegetables

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Working Vegetables tinder opener

Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that non-dairy fair trade shake?

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.

I’d love to do a vegetable wash for you.

Boy if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber

Our love could be like heirloom vegetable strong.