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Top 32 Vegetables Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Vegetables pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Vegetables tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey, girl if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple and if you were a vegetable..

    I would stay beside you in the hospital each day for as long as they'd allow me to...

  2. If you were a vegetable

    You'd be the prettiest one in the hospital.

  3. If u were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.

  4. How will you be pureeing your root vegetables this year?

  5. You look like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.

  6. If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple,

    If you were a vegetable I'd at least visit you in the hospital.

  7. If you were a vegetable. You would be a cutecumber.

  8. I ran out of my pickled summer garden vegetables. Can I have some of yours?

  9. Hey Girl Are You A KitKat

    Because you are made of Sugar, Milk Solids, Wheat Flour, Cocoa Butter, Vegetable Fat [Emulsifier ( Soy Lecithin)], Cocoa Mass, Choc Paste ( Milk, Wheat, Soy ), Cocoa, Emulsifiers ( Soy Lecithin, 476), Yeast, Raising Agent (Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt, Flavour. 
     Contains Milk, Soy and Wheat. 
     May Contain Tree Nuts. 
     Product Contains 70% Milk Chocolate and 30% Wafer Fingers. 
     Milk Chocolate Contains Minimum 22% Cocoa Solids, 25% Milk Solids.

  10. If I was the rice I'd want you to be the sambar


    in a feast during the festival of onam the sambar (stew made of various vegetables popular in South india) is always served on top the rice

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If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple but
If you were a vegetable I’d pull the plug

You know if you were a vegetable, what you'd have been?

A cutecumber :)

If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

But if you were a vegetable I’d visit you in the hospital everyday

Are you a cabbage?

Because i wanna slice you up and put you into a clean jar and sprinkle salt over you. Use a wooden spoon or a vegetable pounder to press and stir you, squeezing you down so the salt can draw out your juices because it will create your own brine with the salt then i wanna leave you for 2 weeks then eat you with bread.

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Girl are you a vegetable?

Because I would totall hit that assparagus of yours

I dont like vegetables but...
I'd still like to put my eggplant in your salad

Are you a vegetable?

Because you’re a cutecumber!

If you were a vegetable,

I’d visit you at the hospital. :)

If you were a vegetable...

You would be a cucumber.

If you were a vegetable

You would be a cute cumber

Hey girl,

Are you a soup, because I would eat you with all vegetables ya got

Do you like vegetables?

Cause I wanna eat your salad

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Working Vegetables tinder opener

Are you tryna be in a coma??

Mama always told me to eat my vegetables

If I had to give you a vegetable...

I'd give you a root

Boy if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.

I’d love to do a vegetable wash for you.

Our love could be like heirloom vegetable strong.

My love for you is like the can vegetable – convenient and last for a long time.

Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that non-dairy fair trade shake?