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Top 35 Potato Pick Up lines

Use the best pick up lines with potato. Get the cheesy & funny potato related pick up lines to help you. Include the pickuplines that relate to potato chips, French fries, mashed potatoes, and more. You might also like our corn pick up lines.

  1. Hey, are you a potato?

    Because I wanna mash, add some milk then watch over you and keep you warm for hours

  2. Do you need water to live?

    Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

    This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.

  3. Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

    But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato

  4. If i was a potato, would you be my cheesy?

  5. Would you like me to assign someone to gravy your mashed potatoes?

  6. Me man. You woman. Man hungry. Want potatoes.

  7. I'd fingerling your roasted potatoes.

  8. Girl, be my Ms. Potato and I'll smash your and pour milk all over you.

  9. You can mash my potatoes anytime.

  10. Are you a potato?

    Because I’m tryna mash

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What is a Potato pickup line?

Working potato pickup lines

If you were mashed potatoes I would value you more than the rest of the food on my plate and refuse to share.

Do you taste better than any potato in the world? I will have to check it out.

If you were a potato

You'd be a hot potato.

If you were a potato

You were definitely a sweat potato

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This is a funny Potato pickup line!

You are a fine potato. And I am going to fry your brain out tonight.

Cause im bouta smash you.

If you’re a couch potato

Can I be the couch?

Girl, did you fall from heaven?

Cuz you're still buzzing, you smell like rust and potatoes, and radiation levels are spiking.

Hey girl, are you a potato?

Cause I'd like to 'pommes de terre' you up.

If you were a potato

You would be a good potato

Hey girl are you a potato chip?

Because you're loud when I eat you out

Are you a potato?

Cause I wanna peel your skin and eat you

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Working Potato tinder opener

Not to good

Hey babe are you a Mr potato head... Because I'm gonna give you extra parts

If you were a potato, we would sit on the couch and play video games.

While eating pizza. I'll pay unless you wanna split the cost.

Sasha: Are you a potato cause I will eat you up.

Guy to a girl: you look like a potato

Also guy: and i'm irish

Tanta carnita sin papita (Colombia)
(So much meat without any potatoes.)

If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one.

Are you an Idahoan? Because you are hoeing into my potato heart. (Idaho)

Let’s pretend you’re a potato salad and I’ll be a spoon. Can I dig in now?

You must be potato salad because you're making my mouth watery.

What do potatoes and I have in common? We both have eyes for you and we both want to hit the sack!

I heard potatoes mate for life.