35 Potato Pick Up lines

Use the best pick up lines with potato. Get the cheesy & funny potato related pick up lines to help you. Include the pickuplines that relate to potato chips, French fries, mashed potatoes, and more. You might also like our corn pick up lines.

Best Working Potato Pickup Lines

A good Potato hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Hey, are you a potato?

Because I wanna mash, add some milk then watch over you and keep you warm for hours
Do you need water to live?

Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.
Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato
If i was a potato, would you be my cheesy?
Would you like me to assign someone to gravy your mashed potatoes?
Me man. You woman. Man hungry. Want potatoes.

Short and cute potato pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about potato are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I'd fingerling your roasted potatoes.

You can mash my potatoes anytime.

Girl, be my Ms. Potato and I'll smash your and pour milk all over you.

Are you a potato?

Because I’m tryna mash

Do you taste better than any potato in the world? I will have to check it out.

If you were a potato
You'd be a hot potato.

If you were a potato

You were definitely a sweat potato

Cheesy potato Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

You are a fine potato. And I am going to fry your brain out tonight.

Girl, are you a baked potato?

Because I'd like you as a side

HEY GIRL - ARE YOU A POTATOE?
Cause im bouta smash you.

If you’re a couch potato

Can I be the couch?

Girl, did you fall from heaven?

Cuz you're still buzzing, you smell like rust and potatoes, and radiation levels are spiking.

Hey girl, are you a potato?

Cause I'd like to 'pommes de terre' you up.

Hey girl are you a potato chip?

Because you're loud when I eat you out

Corny potato Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Potato conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Are you a potato?

Cause I wanna peel your skin and eat you

Are you a potato?

Cause i wanna get baked with you.

Not to good

Hey babe are you a Mr potato head... Because I'm gonna give you extra parts

Guy to a girl: you look like a potato

Also guy: and i'm irish

If you were a potato, we would sit on the couch and play video games.
While eating pizza. I'll pay unless you wanna split the cost.

Sasha: Are you a potato cause I will eat you up.

I heard potatoes mate for life.

Tanta carnita sin papita (Colombia)
(So much meat without any potatoes.)

Are you an Idahoan? Because you are hoeing into my potato heart. (Idaho)

Let’s pretend you’re a potato salad and I’ll be a spoon. Can I dig in now?

You must be potato salad because you're making my mouth watery.

If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one.

A good potato Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Potato hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

What do potatoes and I have in common? We both have eyes for you and we both want to hit the sack!

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Potato love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Potato chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.