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Top 31 Potato Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Potato pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey, are you a potato?

    Because I wanna mash, add some milk then watch over you and keep you warm for hours

  2. Do you need water to live?

    Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

    This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.

  3. Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

    But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato

  4. If i was a potato, would you be my cheesy?

  5. Would you like me to assign someone to gravy your mashed potatoes?

  6. Me man. You woman. Man hungry. Want potatoes.

  7. I'd fingerling your roasted potatoes.

  8. You can mash my potatoes anytime.

  9. Are you a potato?

    Because I’m tryna mash

  10. If you were mashed potatoes I would value you more than the rest of the food on my plate and refuse to share.

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Funny potato pickup lines

If you were a potato
You'd be a hot potato.

Girl, are you a baked potato?

Because I'd like you as a side


Cause im bouta smash you.

If you’re a couch potato

Can I be the couch?

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If you were a potato

You would be a good potato

Hey girl are you a potato chip?
Because you're loud when I eat you out

Are you a potato?

Cause I wanna peel your skin and eat you

Are you a potato?

Cause i wanna get baked with you.

Not to good

Hey babe are you a Mr potato head... Because I'm gonna give you extra parts

I got a bomb in my testicles and I need to pass it on

Worlds most sexual game of hot potato

Guy to a girl: you look like a potato

Also guy: and i'm irish

If you were a potato, we would sit on the couch and play video games.

While eating pizza. I'll pay unless you wanna split the cost.

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Working Potato tinder opener

You must be potato salad because you're making my mouth watery.

I heard potatoes mate for life.

Tanta carnita sin papita (Colombia)
(So much meat without any potatoes.)

What do potatoes and I have in common? We both have eyes for you and we both want to hit the sack!

If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one.

Are you an Idahoan? Because you are hoeing into my potato heart. (Idaho)

Let’s pretend you’re a potato salad and I’ll be a spoon. Can I dig in now?