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Top 38 Taco Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Taco pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Your taco meat looks spicy, can I stuff your muff?

  2. Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk? I'm a very taco-tive person.

  3. Dang girl, do you make tacos? Cuz I really want some of that lengua.

  4. You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.

  5. I'll be the hot sauce on your taco.

  6. Do you like tacos? Well cool you like 75% of me.

  7. Let me sauce up your taco meat baby!

  8. Can I stuff your taco with my beef?

  9. Do you eat tacos? Because my Taco Bell is open.

  10. Hey, do you wanna go get some taco bell?

    If not, I'm sure we can find another way to destroy your asshole.

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What is a Taco pickup line?

Funny taco pickup lines

I might not be a Doritos Locos Taco, but I sure will spice up your life.

May I add my guacamole to your taco?

Girl, you can be my Taco Belle.

Hey baby, let's find something to taco 'bout.

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This is a funny Taco pickup line!

I don’t work at Taco Bell...

But I’ll make your bowels move

Are you a taco?
Because I want to put my meat in you.

Hey girl, are you a Taco Bell?

Because I want to go in and out real quick

I love cuisine "fusion". Want to try Polish-Mexican with me?

"...I was thinking about a kielbasa taco."

I want to put my burrito in your taco.

Do you work at Taco Bell?

Cause I’d pay $5 for your box.

Ask three questions - brainstorming

Can anyone think of three questions to ask a girl that will always result in a funny combination no matter what she chooses?

For example

Q1 - leather or plastic?
Q2 - raccoon or pug ?
Q3 - tacos or tofurkey?

So say she says leather, raccoon and tacos

You can be like .. well from the looks of this I’m talking to a pansexual leather wearing trash panda that likes to eat tacos . Haha

Anyways .. can anyone else brainstorms some more of these ?

Hey girl are you fast food?

Because yo quiero to ring your taco bell!

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Working Taco tinder opener

I love you like a fat kid loves Indian tacos.

Like Taco Bell, I eat great regardless of how late I wake up.

Are you Choco Taco? Because everyone wants you.

Like Taco Bell, I’m up late and I eat great ;).

I saw from across the room and thought... I bet she needs a taco, too.

You are like the perfect indian taco: thick on the bottom and light on the top

My taco would like to meat you

Do you eat tacos? (yes, why?) Because my Taco Bell is open

I'm celebrating Cinco de Mayo by puking tequila and gorditas on the side of a Taco Bell.

You had me at taco.

Dayum...One Look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.