Top 8 Burrito Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Burrito pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I’m a burrito

   Fill me with meat and sour cream.

2. Are you Mexican cause you should make me some burritos.

3. You're like the wrap for my burrito

   Without you, I'd just fall apart

4. Are you a burrito?

   Because I’d stuff you

5. Are you a Burrito Wrap?

   Cause i want to you to wrap yourself around me.

6. I want to put my burrito in your taco.

7. Everybody is always talking about burritos but never about burritat...

   Bury that dick in your pussy lmao

8. That is not a burrito in my pocket.