150 Crime Pick Up lines And Rizz

Do you love watching crime shows like CSI, Law and Order, Castle, or Criminal Minds? Flirt with your man or woman who likes crime shows with the best crime related pick up lines. These pick up lines have a crime or criminal theme. You may also find these pick up lines funny since they relate to common crime terms and crime fighting.

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I'm the protector of this city, and baby, you're going to have to come with me. It's a crime to look that good.
If beauty was a crime

You better call saul
If being in love is illegal?

Will you be my partner in crime?
Hey baby, if being hot and sexy was a crime,

I’d need to call Sherif Caitlyn because you’re guilty as charged.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Cinderella got her fella, with a slipper made of glass. So please be mine, Valentine, or I'll have to whack your ass.

Here are 150 crime pick up lines for her and flirty crime rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Hinge and eleveate your crime rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny crime pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty crime joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute crime pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about crime are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

l**... is fleeting, True love lingers. Be mine always, And you'll keep your fingers.

The mob wants to steal my p**.... Can I hide it inside you?

The boss is trying to steal my p**...... I need to find a place to hide it.

I've got a tap on you, now I just need that ass

If being fierce was a crime. You'd be guilty as charged.

Roses are red, we’re seeing changes in the weather
Wanna commit war crimes together?

Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet? Because ima monitor that all DAY.

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Cheesy crime Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

If being thicc is a crime, you must be guilty of stealing my heart with your beauty.

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence—care to share some time behind bars?"

"Your beauty is so lethal, it could be considered a crime of passion."

"If looks could kill, you'd be the hottest crime scene I've ever seen. Mind if I investigate?"

"Hey beautiful, if your smile was a crime, I'd gladly be your partner in all the wrong places."

If beauty was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Your smile is my favorite love story.

"If being stunning was a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence—how about a non-relationship date instead?"

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Funny crime Tinder openers

Try using funny and charming Crime conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

"Nathalie, if beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence; mind if I keep you company?"

"If being amazing was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence—care to break out together?"

"Is it a crime to be obsessed with your thighs, because they've got me convicted of desire?"

"Sweeter than any crime, fill me up like a cream-filled donut and have me surrendering to you."

"Is your uniform custom tailored? Because that level of fit would be a crime in any other outfit."

"If your clothes were a crime, you’d definitely be serving life—because you’ve stolen my heart with that look!"

If flirting with you is a crime, I'd plead guilty a thousand times.

"If beauty was a crime, you would be guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. You're simply heavenly."

If beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Our babies will inherit those good genes.

"Someone better dial 911, because your beauty just committed a serious crime on my heart."

"Oh, you're a boy? That's handy, I've been looking for a partner in crime to start an underground unicorn racing league."

"If being stunning was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged."

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Clever crime Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever Crime hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

"If being punctual is a crime, then you are my perfect alibi, always stealing my breath on time."

"If beauty was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged. Care to commit another offense together?"

"Well, if being flirty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence in the prison of my heart."

"Need a partner in crime? I'd love to serve my time exploring your captivating beauty."

"Excuse me, officer, is it a crime to steal your heart? Because I'm guilty as charged."

"Well, who says we need labels? Does 'partners in crime for stolen kisses' sound better to you?"

If beauty was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. You're positively arresting.

"If working out was a crime, your selfie would be the hottest evidence."

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, I'd have to call Sherif Caitlyn because you're guilty as charged.

"If beauty was a crime, you'd be guilty of stealing my heart with your extraordinary love."

If being cute is a crime, then you must be guilty as charged!

Hey Sweetie, if beauty was a crime, you'd be locked up forever in Pasir Ris New Town!

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Using these smooth Crime pickup lines make her give you her number.

"Seeing you do those squats must be a crime, because you're stealing all the gravity in this gym."

"If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence. Care to share your secret for staying so captivating?"

"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes, and it's a crime I'd willingly get kidnapped for."

"I'm drawn to your mysterious allure like a moth to a flame. Let's be partners in crime."

If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence...because you are drop-dead gorgeous!

"Is it a crime to look that good, Officer? If so, I'd love to be your favorite person to handcuff."

"If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence—mind if I join you in your charming company?"

"Well, I may be a fan of ketchup but can we agree that pineapple on pizza is the real crime here?"

"If beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence - without clothes, you'd be downright criminal."

If being beautiful was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. It should be illegal to look that good.

"If looking good was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Blushing just thinking about it."

"Hmm, is it cooking up a storm together while discussing whodunits from those documentaries?"

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Flirty crime Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Crime pick up lines are made to get him interested.

"Roommates by chance, partners in crime by choice—how about we turn our shared space into a shared adventure?"

"Thanks, partner in crime! Don't forget your superhero cape at home today!"

Feeling bored? Well, if boredom was a crime, you'd be guilty of stealing my attention.

"If beauty was a crime, Pookie, you'd be guilty beyond a reasonable doubt."

"Are you a demon? Because you've committed a crime stealing my heart with your devilish allure."

"If being gorgeous was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Want to sneak out with me?"

"If being cute were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. You light up the room."

"Excuse me, but your smile must be a crime; because it should be illegal to look that good while stealing my heart."

If beauty was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged with that gorgeous smile of yours.

If being okay was a crime, you'd be guilty of stealing the show with your incredible presence.

"Relax Kaylee! It's not a crime to turn into a human traffic light!"

"Your skill in bullying is so enticing that it's a crime; you've stolen my heart without even trying."

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Cringe crime Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

I must complete the mission, but first, s**....

"Is it a crime to steal a heart? Because, partner-in-black, you've just heisted mine."

If being smooth is a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Lucky for me, I'm the judge.

If being cute was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Care to share the sentence with me?

If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Good thing our friendship is legal!

If being cute was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Your smile is my favorite view.

If beauty were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged - stealing hearts without even trying.

If being cute was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged because you've stolen my heart!

"Your Honour, if love was a crime, I'd happily be guilty for stealing your heart."

"Is it irritating how I can't stop admiring your irresistible charm? Guess it's a crime to fall too hard, right?"

If romance was a crime, you'd be guilty of stealing my heart and leaving me breathless.

"Is it illegal to steal hearts? If so, you'll be serving a life sentence for stealing mine."

If beauty were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. You're perfect just the way you are.

If beauty was a crime, you'd be on the Most Wanted list. Can I be your partner in crime?

Haha, handcuffs huh? Sounds like you might need someone to keep you out of trouble. I could be your partner in crime.

If beauty was a crime, you'd be the perfect suspect. You've stolen my heart with your radiance.

"If beauty were a crime, you’d definitely be serving a life sentence, and I’d gladly be your jailer."

If loving you is a crime, then handcuff me now because I can't resist your charms.

"Oh, I'm sorry if that missed the mark. Let's move onto something more interesting: your smile, it must be a crime to be that captivating."

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be guilty beyond reasonable doubt."

If cuteness was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Lucky for me, I'm a lawbreaker.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and landed in this crime scene?"

If love were a crime, I'd be guilty of stealing your heart, my darling girl.

"You, my dear, possess a superior ability that intrigues me. Care to be my partner in crime?"

"Is your name Evidence? Because I just can't seem to get rid of you from my mind's crime scene."

If beauty was a crime, you'd be on death row. Luckily, I'm here to grant a last-minute pardon.

"If beauty was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged, Alicia."

"If being cute and charming is a crime, I plead guilty. Care to be my partner in crime?"

"Are you on the FBI's most wanted list? Because you've just committed a crime by igniting sparks in my heart."

I've always been top of the class in being naughty. Ready to be my partner in crime?

"If being stylish was a crime, you’d definitely be serving a life sentence – and I’d be your biggest fan!"

"If beauty was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Mind if I arrest you with my charm?"

If cuteness were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged with that adorable blush.

"Fatima, if beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence for being utterly captivating."

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. It's impossible not to be captivated by you."

If beauty was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. You're killing me with those gorgeous eyes.

"If leaving me is a crime, I'd gladly surrender to your irresistible allure."

If beauty were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Can I be your cellmate forever?

"Is your name 'Justice'? Because you’ve just restored balance to my world with your charm!"

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be guilty of stealing my heart. Can I have it back?"

Nah, just caffeine and bad puns! But I’m always looking for a partner in crime... or at least in snack theft! 😄

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Let's meet again, and this time, I'll be ready."

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged for stealing my attention from afar."

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence—care to break out with me for a while?"

"Is your name Felony? Because you've got me breaking all the rules with how stunning you are."

"If Santa checks his list twice, then I must be on the naughty list because stealing your heart is a major crime."

"If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence—mind if I join you in this adventure?"

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. And I wouldn't mind being your cellmate."

"Excuse me, but your smile must be a crime, because it should be illegal to look that good."

"If cuteness were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence for stealing my heart."

"Madison, if beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence in my heart."

"Your beauty must be a crime, because it's stealing my heart away, care to spend a lifetime being my accomplice?"

If being bored is a crime, you'd be in jail for being too irresistible.

If beauty was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Your gorgeous smile is stealing hearts.

"If sweet dreams were a crime, you'd be serving life for stealing my heart every night."

"Sounds like you could use a partner in crime. I promise to take care of the fun parts—what do you think? 😊"

"If being smooth was a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence. Lucky for me, I’m a fan of outlaws."

If beauty was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged, for your charm leaves me enchanted.

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Your radiance lights up the room."

"If ignoring you is a crime, I must be guilty of wanting to know you more."

"Is it a crime to steal hearts? Because you've just arrested mine with that officer look."

"Are you a crime scene? Because just like Dexter, I can't keep myself away from your mesmerizing evidence."

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged with that stunning body of yours."

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence in my heart. Oh really, indeed."

"Excuse me, but I think we need to report a crime. Your beauty just stole my heart away."

"Though stealing's a crime, your beauty I'd borrow, for it lights up my heart, in places so hollow."

If beauty was a crime, you'd be a repeat offender. Can I be your partner in crime?

"If cuteness were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. You're absolutely adorable."

If beauty was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged for looking so heavenly in that white dress.

"Under arrest? I must be because it's a crime for anyone to be as attractive and captivating as you are."

If being stunning is a crime, you'd be guilty as charged for making me swoon all the time.

If beauty was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. You're as irresistible as my olok.

"Is it a crime to steal hearts? Because with your size and charm, you're guilty as charged."

"If cuteness was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Care to explain your irresistible charm?"

"Excuse me officer, is it a crime to be this attracted to you? Because I'm ready to plead guilty."

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Your snaps brighten my day!"

Are you a smooth criminal? Because your beauty is a perfect crime, stealing hearts all the time.

If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Lucky for me, I'm a repeat offender.

"Is your smile a crime? Because I can't help but want to be your accomplice tonight."

"If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence, and I'd happily be your partner in crime."

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Crime love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Crime openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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