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50 Crime Pick Up lines

Do you love watching crime shows like CSI, Law and Order, Castle, or Criminal Minds? Flirt with your man or woman who likes crime shows with the best crime related pick up lines. These pick up lines have a crime or criminal theme. You may also find these pick up lines funny since they relate to common crime terms and crime fighting.

Best Working Crime Pickup Lines

A good Crime hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. I'm the protector of this city, and baby, you're going to have to come with me. It's a crime to look that good.

  2. If beauty was a crime

    You better call saul

  3. If being in love is illegal?

    Will you be my partner in crime?

  4. Hey baby, if being hot and sexy was a crime,

    I’d need to call Sherif Caitlyn because you’re guilty as charged.

  5. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

  6. Cinderella got her fella, with a slipper made of glass. So please be mine, Valentine, or I'll have to whack your ass.

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What is a good Crime pickup line?

Here are 50 crime pick up lines for her and flirty crime rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your crime rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny crime pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty crime joke for a great chat response.

Short and cute crime pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about crime are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

l**... is fleeting, True love lingers. Be mine always, And you'll keep your fingers.

The mob wants to steal my p**.... Can I hide it inside you?

The boss is trying to steal my p**...... I need to find a place to hide it.

I've got a tap on you, now I just need that ass

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Smooth Crime pickup line

If being fierce was a crime. You'd be guilty as charged.

Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet? Because ima monitor that all DAY.

Roses are red, we’re seeing changes in the weather

Wanna commit war crimes together?

Cheesy crime Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, I'd have to call Sherif Caitlyn because you're guilty as charged.

I must complete the mission, but first, s**....

Are you the government?
Because I want you to take me out ;)))

~~Please just kill me, I've committed many war crimes and I-~~

Legal studies Major: If being sexy were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

If being gorgeous was a crime,

Then you’d be the most wanted

Hey baby, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Happy Sexyday!

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Working Crime tinder opener

Tell me gorgeous do you like true crime

Because you can sit back and watch while I m**... your p**...

Corny crime Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Crime conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Youse da greatest. Youse da best. But you're untouchable, like Elliot Ness.

You look a lot like my next comare!

Baby you are so fine, I want to kidnap and smuggle you to my private villa.

If being beautiful was a crime

You would be on death row

If being cute was a crime...
You’d be on death row.

If you were my partner in crime

I’d drop the soap on purpose

I’m have the ability to predict crimes in the future before they happen, and your going to commit a very serious crime.

Cause your gonna steal my last name

Let’s commit the perfect crime

You steal my heart and I steal yours (careful actually works)

Hey girl are you a crime?

Because I’ll do you any day

If being beautiful was a crime...

You'd get the death sentence by lethal injection

Girl are you a German commander In 1945 facing war crime charges?

Cause I love jew too

Yo Hoes..what's yallz bitachess names?

A good crime Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Crime hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Lie down with me - It's my final offa, Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa.

Girl, you owe me a drink because when I saw you I dropped mine.

Girl, you must have been money laundering, because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

Wouldn’t it be the perfect crime?

If I stole your heart and you stole mine?

If she/he is into Lil Dicky.

"Parents Still Dont Understand" my "White Crime", so I come with a "Parental Advisory", so with that in mind, how about you "Lemme Freak".

If being sexy was a crime,

you would be on FBI's most wanted list.

Are you a CSI?

Cause I'd like you to investigate my crime scene.

Is stealing a crime,?

Then why aren't you in prison for stealing my heart

Hey girl

Do you want to be the Bonnie to my Clyde without the whole interstate crime spree resulting in our grizzly deaths thing?

If being pretty is a crime

Then you are committing the biggest crime

If being beautiful was a crime

(You would be public enemy number 1) ,proceed to advance the conversation or introduce youself depending on the situation, haven't seen this one but deffo heard it its a classic

I will make you an offer you can't refuse

I will be watching you.

Aww, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!

I noticed that you are gangster. I'm pretty gangster myself.

I might be a fa-ba, but being rich is cosa nostra.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Crime love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Crime chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.