Top 50 Crime Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Crime pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I'm the protector of this city, and baby, you're going to have to come with me. It's a crime to look that good.

2. If being in love is illegal?

   Will you be my partner in crime?

3. Hey baby, if being hot and sexy was a crime,

   I’d need to call Sherif Caitlyn because you’re guilty as charged.

4. Roses are red, we’re seeing changes in the weather

   Wanna commit war crimes together?

5. Are you the government?

   Because I want you to take me out ;)))
   
   
   ~~Please just kill me, I've committed many war crimes and I-~~

6. Legal studies Major: If being sexy were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

7. Hey baby, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Happy Sexyday!

8. If being gorgeous was a crime,

   Then you’d be the most wanted

9. If being sexy was a crime, you'd be unfairly charged, put on death row, and saved at the last minute because I never gave up on you.

10. If being beautiful was a crime

    You would be on death row

Funny crime pickup lines

You look a lot like my next comare!

Youse da greatest. Youse da best. But you're untouchable, like Elliot Ness.

Baby you are so fine, I want to kidnap and smuggle you to my private villa.

If being cute was a crime...

You’d be on death row.

I’m have the ability to predict crimes in the future before they happen, and your going to commit a very serious crime.

Cause your gonna steal my last name

Let’s commit the perfect crime
You steal my heart and I steal yours (careful actually works)

Hey girl are you a crime?

Because I’ll do you any day

If being beautiful was a crime...

You'd get the death sentence by lethal injection

Girl are you a German commander In 1945 facing war crime charges?

Cause I love jew too

Yo Hoes..what's yallz bitachess names?

Lie down with me - It's my final offa, Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa.

Girl, you owe me a drink because when I saw you I dropped mine.

Wouldn’t it be the perfect crime?

If I stole your heart and you stole mine?

If being sexy was a crime,

you would be on FBI's most wanted list.

Are you a CSI?

Cause I'd like you to investigate my crime scene.

If being beautiful was a crime

(You would be public enemy number 1) ,proceed to advance the conversation or introduce youself depending on the situation, haven't seen this one but deffo heard it its a classic

Is stealing a crime,?

Yes?
Then why aren't you in prison for stealing my heart

If being pretty is a crime

Then you are committing the biggest crime

Hey girl

Do you want to be the Bonnie to my Clyde without the whole interstate crime spree resulting in our grizzly deaths thing?

If she/he is into Lil Dicky.

"Parents Still Dont Understand" my "White Crime", so I come with a "Parental Advisory", so with that in mind, how about you "Lemme Freak".

I'm like a Calico 9mm rifles. I can go on and on and on.

I'm here to fulfill your fondest wishes. Now that your husband sleeps with the fishes.

Hey baby, are you a 1928 Cadillac Town Sedan? Because I would love to ride you like a mafia.