Top 50 Crime Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Crime pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I'm the protector of this city, and baby, you're going to have to come with me. It's a crime to look that good.

2. If being in love is illegal?

   Will you be my partner in crime?

3. Hey baby, if being hot and sexy was a crime,

   I’d need to call Sherif Caitlyn because you’re guilty as charged.

4. Damn girl, if not obeying gender conventions were a crime, you would be guilty as charged!

5. Damn, if being tasty was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

6. Are you the government?

   Because I want you to take me out ;)))
   
   
   ~~Please just kill me, I've committed many war crimes and I-~~

7. Legal studies Major: If being sexy were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

8. Damn, girl. If being sexy was a crime, you'd be taken to the ICC.

9. Hey baby, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Happy Sexyday!

10. If being gorgeous was a crime,

    Then you’d be the most wanted

Funny crime pickup lines

If being sexy was a crime, you'd be unfairly charged, put on death row, and saved at the last minute because I never gave up on you.

Youse da greatest. Youse da best. But you're untouchable, like Elliot Ness.

You look a lot like my next comare!

Baby you are so fine, I want to kidnap and smuggle you to my private villa.

Let’s commit the perfect crime

You steal my heart and I steal yours (careful actually works)

If being beautiful was a crime...
You'd get the death sentence by lethal injection

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Girl are you a German commander In 1945 facing war crime charges?

Cause I love jew too

Yo Hoes..what's yallz bitachess names?

Lie down with me - It's my final offa, Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa.

Are you a war crime?

Cause damn, I wanna commit to you!

Girl, you owe me a drink because when I saw you I dropped mine.

Girl, you must have been money laundering, because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

Damn if being good looking was a crime...

You'd be a wanted felon ;)

Wouldn’t it be the perfect crime?

If I stole your heart and you stole mine?

If being beautiful was a crime

(You would be public enemy number 1) ,proceed to advance the conversation or introduce youself depending on the situation, haven't seen this one but deffo heard it its a classic

Are you a CSI?

Cause I'd like you to investigate my crime scene.

If being pretty is a crime

Then you are committing the biggest crime

Is stealing a crime,?

Yes?
Then why aren't you in prison for stealing my heart

Hey girl

Do you want to be the Bonnie to my Clyde without the whole interstate crime spree resulting in our grizzly deaths thing?

If she/he is into Lil Dicky.

"Parents Still Dont Understand" my "White Crime", so I come with a "Parental Advisory", so with that in mind, how about you "Lemme Freak".

If being sexy was a crime,

you would be on FBI's most wanted list.

Well, I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up