Top 50 Crime Pick Up lines

Do you love watching crime shows like CSI, Law and Order, Castle, or Criminal Minds? Flirt with your man or woman who likes crime shows with the best crime related pick up lines. These pick up lines have a crime or criminal theme. You may also find these pick up lines funny since they relate to common crime terms and crime fighting.

I'm the protector of this city, and baby, you're going to have to come with me. It's a crime to look that good.
If beauty was a crime

You better call saul
If being in love is illegal?

Will you be my partner in crime?
Hey baby, if being hot and sexy was a crime,

I’d need to call Sherif Caitlyn because you’re guilty as charged.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Cinderella got her fella, with a slipper made of glass. So please be mine, Valentine, or I'll have to whack your ass.
Lust is fleeting, True love lingers. Be mine always, And you'll keep your fingers.
The mob wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
The boss is trying to steal my penis... I need to find a place to hide it.
I've got a tap on you, now I just need that ass

Working crime pickup lines

Damn, girl. If being sexy was a crime, you'd be taken to the ICC.

If being fierce was a crime. You'd be guilty as charged.

Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet? Because ima monitor that all DAY.

Roses are red, we’re seeing changes in the weather

Wanna commit war crimes together?

I must complete the mission, but first, sex.

Are you the government?
Because I want you to take me out ;)))

~~Please just kill me, I've committed many war crimes and I-~~

Legal studies Major: If being sexy were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Hey baby, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Happy Sexyday!

If being gorgeous was a crime,

Then you’d be the most wanted

If being sexy was a crime, you'd be unfairly charged, put on death row, and saved at the last minute because I never gave up on you.

Tell me gorgeous do you like true crime

Because you can sit back and watch while I murder your pussy

You look a lot like my next comare!

If being beautiful was a crime

You would be on death row

Baby you are so fine, I want to kidnap and smuggle you to my private villa.

If being cute was a crime...

You’d be on death row.

If you were my partner in crime

I’d drop the soap on purpose

I’m have the ability to predict crimes in the future before they happen, and your going to commit a very serious crime.

Cause your gonna steal my last name

Let’s commit the perfect crime

You steal my heart and I steal yours (careful actually works)

Hey girl are you a crime?

Because I’ll do you any day

If being beautiful was a crime...

You'd get the death sentence by lethal injection

Girl are you a German commander In 1945 facing war crime charges?

Cause I love jew too

Yo Hoes..what's yallz bitachess names?

Lie down with me - It's my final offa, Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa.