Top 50 Crime Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Crime chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. I'm the protector of this city, and baby, you're going to have to come with me. It's a crime to look that good.

2. Hey baby, if being hot and sexy was a crime,

   I’d need to call Sherif Caitlyn because you’re guilty as charged.

3. Damn girl, if not obeying gender conventions were a crime, you would be guilty as charged!

4. Damn, if being tasty was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

5. Are you the government?

   Because I want you to take me out ;)))
   
   
   ~~Please just kill me, I've committed many war crimes and I-~~

6. If being gorgeous was a crime,

   Then you’d be the most wanted

7. If being cute was a crime...

   You’d be on death row.

8. If being beautiful was a crime...

   You'd get the death sentence by lethal injection

9. Are you a war crime?

   Cause damn, I wanna commit to you!

10. Damn if being good looking was a crime...

    You'd be a wanted felon ;)

Funny crime pickup lines

Wouldn’t it be the perfect crime?
If I stole your heart and you stole mine?

If being beautiful was a crime

(You would be public enemy number 1) ,proceed to advance the conversation or introduce youself depending on the situation, haven't seen this one but deffo heard it its a classic

If being sexy was a crime,

you would be on FBI's most wanted list.

If being pretty is a crime

Then you are committing the biggest crime

Is stealing a crime,?

Yes?
Then why aren't you in prison for stealing my heart

Hey girl

Do you want to be the Bonnie to my Clyde without the whole interstate crime spree resulting in our grizzly deaths thing?

Are you a CSI?
Cause I'd like you to investigate my crime scene.

If she/he is into Lil Dicky.

"Parents Still Dont Understand" my "White Crime", so I come with a "Parental Advisory", so with that in mind, how about you "Lemme Freak".

Girl, you must have been money laundrying, because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

Girl, I can't wait to extort you.

Aww, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!

Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet? Because ima monitor that all DAY.

I noticed that you are gangster. I'm pretty gangster myself.

I must complete the mission, but first, sex.

I will be watching you.

I will make you an offer you can't refuse

I'm a babbo in love with you.

I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

I'm digging you like a shovel ma!

Well, I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up

Could you help me find my crowbar?

Are you're free this Friday? Would you like to have dinner or do I have to murder your cat?

Are you on FBI's most wanted? Because you're at the top of my list.

I might be a fa-ba, but being rich is cosa nostra.

I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For having two guns and a six pack.