Top 50 Crime Pick Up lines
Do you love watching crime shows like CSI, Law and Order, Castle, or Criminal Minds? Flirt with your man or woman who likes crime shows with the best crime related pick up lines. These pick up lines have a crime or criminal theme. You may also find these pick up lines funny since they relate to common crime terms and crime fighting.
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I'm the protector of this city, and baby, you're going to have to come with me. It's a crime to look that good.
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If beauty was a crime
You better call saul
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If being in love is illegal?
Will you be my partner in crime?
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Hey baby, if being hot and sexy was a crime,
I’d need to call Sherif Caitlyn because you’re guilty as charged.
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Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
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Cinderella got her fella, with a slipper made of glass. So please be mine, Valentine, or I'll have to whack your ass.
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l**... is fleeting, True love lingers. Be mine always, And you'll keep your fingers.
The mob wants to steal my p**.... Can I hide it inside you?
The boss is trying to steal my p**...... I need to find a place to hide it.
I've got a tap on you, now I just need that ass
If being fierce was a crime. You'd be guilty as charged.
Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet? Because ima monitor that all DAY.
Roses are red, we’re seeing changes in the weather
Wanna commit war crimes together?
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Damn, if being sexy was a crime, I'd have to call Sherif Caitlyn because you're guilty as charged.
I must complete the mission, but first, s**....
Are you the government?
Because I want you to take me out ;)))
~~Please just kill me, I've committed many war crimes and I-~~
Legal studies Major: If being sexy were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Hey baby, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Happy Sexyday!
If being gorgeous was a crime,
Then you’d be the most wanted
Tell me gorgeous do you like true crime
Because you can sit back and watch while I m**... your p**...
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You look a lot like my next comare!
Youse da greatest. Youse da best. But you're untouchable, like Elliot Ness.
If being beautiful was a crime
You would be on death row
Baby you are so fine, I want to kidnap and smuggle you to my private villa.
If being cute was a crime...
You’d be on death row.
If you were my partner in crime
I’d drop the soap on purpose
I’m have the ability to predict crimes in the future before they happen, and your going to commit a very serious crime.
Cause your gonna steal my last name
Let’s commit the perfect crime
You steal my heart and I steal yours (careful actually works)
Hey girl are you a crime?
Because I’ll do you any day
If being beautiful was a crime...
You'd get the death sentence by lethal injection
Girl are you a German commander In 1945 facing war crime charges?
Cause I love jew too
Yo Hoes..what's yallz bitachess names?
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Lie down with me - It's my final offa, Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa.
Girl, you owe me a drink because when I saw you I dropped mine.
Girl, you must have been money laundering, because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.
Wouldn’t it be the perfect crime?
If I stole your heart and you stole mine?
If being sexy was a crime,
you would be on FBI's most wanted list.
Are you a CSI?
Cause I'd like you to investigate my crime scene.
If being beautiful was a crime
(You would be public enemy number 1) ,proceed to advance the conversation or introduce youself depending on the situation, haven't seen this one but deffo heard it its a classic
Is stealing a crime,?
Yes?
Then why aren't you in prison for stealing my heart
If being pretty is a crime
Then you are committing the biggest crime
Hey girl
Do you want to be the Bonnie to my Clyde without the whole interstate crime spree resulting in our grizzly deaths thing?
If she/he is into Lil Dicky.
"Parents Still Dont Understand" my "White Crime", so I come with a "Parental Advisory", so with that in mind, how about you "Lemme Freak".
I'm like a Calico 9mm rifles. I can go on and on and on.
I'm here to fulfill your fondest wishes. Now that your husband sleeps with the fishes.
Hey baby, are you a 1928 Cadillac Town Sedan? Because I would love to ride you like a mafia.
What can I do to earn your love? A friend of mine can vouch for me.
Well, I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up
Using smooth Crime phrases can work magic when trying to make a good impression. Try using funny and charming Crime conversation starters, chat starters, and comebacks for sticky moments.
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Crime phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Crime lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.