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Top 50 Crime Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Crime pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Crime conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I'm the protector of this city, and baby, you're going to have to come with me. It's a crime to look that good.

  2. If beauty was a crime

    You better call saul

  3. If being in love is illegal?

    Will you be my partner in crime?

  4. Hey baby, if being hot and sexy was a crime,

    I’d need to call Sherif Caitlyn because you’re guilty as charged.

  5. Roses are red, we’re seeing changes in the weather

    Wanna commit war crimes together?

  6. Are you the government?

    Because I want you to take me out ;)))

    ~~Please just kill me, I've committed many war crimes and I-~~

  7. Legal studies Major: If being sexy were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

  8. If being gorgeous was a crime,

    Then you’d be the most wanted

  9. Hey baby, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Happy Sexyday!

  10. If being sexy was a crime, you'd be unfairly charged, put on death row, and saved at the last minute because I never gave up on you.

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Funny crime pickup lines

Tell me gorgeous do you like true crime
Because you can sit back and watch while I murder your pussy

You look a lot like my next comare!

Baby you are so fine, I want to kidnap and smuggle you to my private villa.

If being beautiful was a crime

You would be on death row

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If being cute was a crime...

You’d be on death row.

If you were my partner in crime
I’d drop the soap on purpose

I’m have the ability to predict crimes in the future before they happen, and your going to commit a very serious crime.

Cause your gonna steal my last name

Let’s commit the perfect crime

You steal my heart and I steal yours (careful actually works)

Hey girl are you a crime?

Because I’ll do you any day

If being beautiful was a crime...

You'd get the death sentence by lethal injection

Girl are you a German commander In 1945 facing war crime charges?

Cause I love jew too

Yo Hoes..what's yallz bitachess names?

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Working Crime tinder opener

Girl, you owe me a drink because when I saw you I dropped mine.

Girl, you must have been money laundering, because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

Wouldn’t it be the perfect crime?

If I stole your heart and you stole mine?

If being sexy was a crime,

you would be on FBI's most wanted list.

Are you a CSI?

Cause I'd like you to investigate my crime scene.

If being beautiful was a crime

(You would be public enemy number 1) ,proceed to advance the conversation or introduce youself depending on the situation, haven't seen this one but deffo heard it its a classic

Is stealing a crime,?

Then why aren't you in prison for stealing my heart

If being pretty is a crime

Then you are committing the biggest crime

Hey girl

Do you want to be the Bonnie to my Clyde without the whole interstate crime spree resulting in our grizzly deaths thing?

If she/he is into Lil Dicky.

"Parents Still Dont Understand" my "White Crime", so I come with a "Parental Advisory", so with that in mind, how about you "Lemme Freak".

I'm like a Calico 9mm rifles. I can go on and on and on.