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Top 50 Crime Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Crime pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I'm the protector of this city, and baby, you're going to have to come with me. It's a crime to look that good.

  2. If being in love is illegal?

    Will you be my partner in crime?

  3. Hey baby, if being hot and sexy was a crime,

    I’d need to call Sherif Caitlyn because you’re guilty as charged.

  4. Damn girl, if not obeying gender conventions were a crime, you would be guilty as charged!

  5. Damn, if being tasty was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

  6. Are you the government?

    Because I want you to take me out ;)))

    ~~Please just kill me, I've committed many war crimes and I-~~

  7. Damn, girl. If being sexy was a crime, you'd be taken to the ICC.

  8. Legal studies Major: If being sexy were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

  9. Hey baby, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Happy Sexyday!

  10. If being gorgeous was a crime,

    Then you’d be the most wanted

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If being sexy was a crime, you'd be unfairly charged, put on death row, and saved at the last minute because I never gave up on you.

Youse da greatest. Youse da best. But you're untouchable, like Elliot Ness.

You look a lot like my next comare!

Baby you are so fine, I want to kidnap and smuggle you to my private villa.

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I’m have the ability to predict crimes in the future before they happen, and your going to commit a very serious crime.

Cause your gonna steal my last name

Let’s commit the perfect crime
You steal my heart and I steal yours (careful actually works)

If being beautiful was a crime...

You'd get the death sentence by lethal injection

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Yo Hoes..what's yallz bitachess names?

Girl are you a German commander In 1945 facing war crime charges?

Cause I love jew too

Lie down with me - It's my final offa, Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa.

Are you a war crime?

Cause damn, I wanna commit to you!

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Damn, if being sexy was a crime, I'd have to call Sherif Caitlyn because you're guilty as charged.

Girl, you must have been money laundering, because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

Damn if being good looking was a crime...

You'd be a wanted felon ;)

Wouldn’t it be the perfect crime?

If I stole your heart and you stole mine?

If being beautiful was a crime

(You would be public enemy number 1) ,proceed to advance the conversation or introduce youself depending on the situation, haven't seen this one but deffo heard it its a classic

Are you a CSI?

Cause I'd like you to investigate my crime scene.

If being pretty is a crime

Then you are committing the biggest crime

Is stealing a crime,?

Then why aren't you in prison for stealing my heart

Hey girl

Do you want to be the Bonnie to my Clyde without the whole interstate crime spree resulting in our grizzly deaths thing?

If she/he is into Lil Dicky.

"Parents Still Dont Understand" my "White Crime", so I come with a "Parental Advisory", so with that in mind, how about you "Lemme Freak".

If being sexy was a crime,

you would be on FBI's most wanted list.