39 Illegal Pick Up lines

Do you want to pick up some girls or guys with some funny and cheesy pick up lines? We have compiled a list of some pretty funny pick up lines. These lines are some of the cheesy and funny pick up lines that you can use! Make the best out of these pick up lines to help you get the guy or girl of your dreams.

Best Working Illegal Pickup Lines

A good Illegal hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Somebody call the POLICE...

Cause it must be illegal to be this Fine
If being in love is illegal?

Will you be my partner in crime?
I know it's illegal, but can i touch you more than 3 times.
Your love is like a bottle of skooma, illegal and addictive.
Is that an illegal alien in your pants or are you just worried I'll deport you?
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.

Short and cute illegal pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about illegal are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

(Police Costume) Good thing I’m here, it has to be illegal to look that good.

It's a shame cannibalism is illegal

Cause you're a snacc

Illegal immigrants are stealing our jobs, but you stole my heart!

Are you a disabled parking bay?

Because I want to use you illegally

Hey baby are you an illegal immigrant? Cuz I wanna deport you to my bedroom.

Your smile should be illegal
Because It's a kind of drug

Do you work for the FBI?

Otherwise it's illegal to torture me with such an appearance

Cheesy illegal Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Do you want to do something illegal

Then you can do me

Are you an illegal immigrant?

Because you smuggled my heart.

Somebody call the cops!
It's illegal to look that hot

You look like you could use some drugs.....

Buttttttt they are illegal.

So let's go with me instead"

Hey girl, are you a minor?

"Cause I wanna do something illegal to you".

Do you get arrested often?

Because It’s got to be illegal to be looking that good

Somebody call a cop

Because it got to be illegal to look that good !

Corny illegal Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Illegal conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Somebody call the cops

'cause it's got to be illegal to look that good.

Were you sin-binned earlier?

It must be illegal to look that good.

I’m calling the cops!

I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to look as good as you.

Girl you must be illegal,

coz my parole officer says I need to stop following you.

Somebody call the cops, because it is illegal for a lady to look that good after just having a boy.

Stop! Don't you know it is illegal to look that fine?

I cannot help myself but touch you more than three times, it feels illegal.

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

Let's you and I make an illegal connection.

I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.

Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!

(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!

A good illegal Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Illegal hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Good thing I’m here, it has to be illegal to look that good. (Policeman)

See those cops over there? They’re here for you, because it’s illegal to look that good.

I'm like fireworks: smokin', fun, and illegal in many states. Also, there are some really creepy billboards about me on the interstate.

[Make siren sound] Somebody call a cop! Cause it got to be illegal to look that good!

Hey! I'm so dope. I'm illegal in 55 states!

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Illegal love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Illegal chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.