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Top 39 Illegal Pick Up lines

Do you want to pick up some girls or guys with some funny and cheesy pick up lines? We have compiled a list of some pretty funny pick up lines. These lines are some of the cheesy and funny pick up lines that you can use! Make the best out of these pick up lines to help you get the guy or girl of your dreams.

  1. Somebody call the POLICE...

    Cause it must be illegal to be this Fine

  2. If being in love is illegal?

    Will you be my partner in crime?

  3. I know it's illegal, but can i touch you more than 3 times.

  4. Your love is like a bottle of skooma, illegal and addictive.

  5. Is that an illegal alien in your pants or are you just worried I'll deport you?

  6. Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.

  7. It's a shame cannibalism is illegal

    Cause you're a snacc

  8. (Police Costume) Good thing I’m here, it has to be illegal to look that good.

  9. Illegal immigrants are stealing our jobs, but you stole my heart!

  10. Are you a disabled parking bay?

    Because I want to use you illegally

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Girl, I need to report illegal construction. Because you just built a residential unit in my pants.

Hey baby are you an illegal immigrant? Cuz I wanna deport you to my bedroom.

Your smile should be illegal

Because It's a kind of drug

Do you work for the FBI?

Otherwise it's illegal to torture me with such an appearance

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This is a funny Illegal pickup line!

Are you an illegal immigrant?

Because you smuggled my heart.

Somebody call the cops!
It's illegal to look that hot

You look like you could use some drugs.....

Buttttttt they are illegal.

So let's go with me instead"

Hey girl, are you a minor?

"Cause I wanna do something illegal to you".

Girl you must be illegal,

coz my parole officer says I need to stop following you.

I’m calling the cops!

I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to look as good as you.

Were you sin-binned earlier?

It must be illegal to look that good.

Somebody call the cops

'cause it's got to be illegal to look that good.

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Do you get arrested often?

Because It’s got to be illegal to be looking that good

Are you the United States of America?

’Cause I want to enter you illegally

Stop! Don't you know it is illegal to look that fine?

I cannot help myself but touch you more than three times, it feels illegal.

See those cops over there? They’re here for you, because it’s illegal to look that good.

Let's you and I make an illegal connection.

I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.

I'm like fireworks: smokin', fun, and illegal in many states. Also, there are some really creepy billboards about me on the interstate.

[Make siren sound] Somebody call a cop! Cause it got to be illegal to look that good!

Hey! I'm so dope. I'm illegal in 55 states!

Good thing I’m here, it has to be illegal to look that good. (Policeman)