Top 36 Illegal Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Illegal chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Somebody call the POLICE...

   Cause it must be illegal to be this Fine

2. If being in love is illegal?

   Will you be my partner in crime?

3. I know it's illegal, but can i touch you more than 3 times.

4. Your love is like a bottle of skooma, illegal and addictive.

5. Is that an illegal alien in your pants or are you just worried I'll deport you?

6. Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.

7. (Police Costume) Good thing I’m here, it has to be illegal to look that good.

8. Illegal immigrants are stealing our jobs, but you stole my heart!

9. Are you a disabled parking bay?

   Because I want to use you illegally

10. Hey baby are you an illegal immigrant? Cuz I wanna deport you to my bedroom.

Funny illegal pickup lines

Have you been arrested before?
Because it's illegal to look that damn beautiful.

Do you want to do something illegal

Then you can do me

Are you an illegal immigrant?

Because you smuggled my heart.

Somebody call the cops!

It's illegal to look that hot

You look like you could use some drugs.....

Buttttttt they are illegal.

So let's go with me instead"

Hey girl, are you a minor?

"Cause I wanna do something illegal to you".

'If I had the monopoly on you, I'd be sent straight to jail' and more awful ones I thought of... (If any of these have been done before, I didnt re do them consciously)
'Do you believe in love at first sight?, how bout in a van in the dark'

'looks like you're bored, well I'm game'

'I can take you to a place where clothes are 100% off'

'It must be dark in here because I wanna bump uglies'

'Girl you must be illegal, coz my parole officer says I need to stop following you'

'If beauty was a drug, I would be sniffing you all night long'

'If you were a pageant queen, you would be Miss'd the last bus'

'Girl you must be tired, coz running in duct tape is hard'

'Do you believe in love at first sight? how bout in a van in the dark'

'Your face is like a toilet, it makes me flush'

Somebody call a cop

Because it got to be illegal to look that good !

Were you sin-binned earlier?

It must be illegal to look that good.

I’m calling the cops!

I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to look as good as you.

Are you the United States of America?

’Cause I want to enter you illegally

Do you get arrested often?

Because It’s got to be illegal to be looking that good

Somebody call the cops

'cause it's got to be illegal to look that good.

[Make siren sound] Somebody call a cop! Cause it got to be illegal to look that good!

Hey! I'm so dope. I'm illegal in 55 states!

I'm like fireworks: smokin', fun, and illegal in many states. Also, there are some really creepy billboards about me on the interstate.

See those cops over there? They’re here for you, because it’s illegal to look that good.

Good thing I’m here, it has to be illegal to look that good. (Policeman)

(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!

Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

Somebody call the cops, because it is illegal for a lady to look that good after just having a boy.

Stop! Don't you know it is illegal to look that fine?

I cannot help myself but touch you more than three times, it feels illegal.

Let's you and I make an illegal connection.