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Top 50 Allowed Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Allowed pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Allowed conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey, girl if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple and if you were a vegetable..

    I would stay beside you in the hospital each day for as long as they'd allow me to...

  2. Hey girl I wanted to take you to the movies but

    But they don't allow to bring your own snacks.

    Edit: honestly didn't expect it to blow up this much lol

  3. I would take you to the movies

    But no outside snacks allowed

  4. Hey girl, I would take you to the movies

    But we’re not allowed to bring snacks.

  5. Wow, I didn’t realize that works of art were allowed to leave the museum.️

  6. If I promise I will treat it nicely, will you allow me to be the first man to visit Uranus?

  7. Please allow me to keep term, forever?

  8. You being single I can not allow this.

  9. I'm not allowed to bet, but if I could I'd bet on you...

  10. Knock Knock Who's there? Dubai!

    Dubai who? I know your Muslim, but would you allow me Dubai you a drink? 

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Will you allow my to blow your candle?

I dreamed I blew up a shampoo factory. Hope it wasn’t yours because your hair looks perfect.

I came up with this and it’s made 2 girls blush. It’s a combo move so asking if you can feel her hair right after allows for a reason to touch her if she says you can. Feel a strand and maybe move to her face while complimenting her eyes if she’s receptive. Improvise.

Would you be so kind as to allow me to dock my ship in your harbor?

You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.

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Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

Allow me to take you to the boneyard.

Allow me to tie your shoes. I don’t want to risk you falling for someone else.

Unfortunately, I cannot take you to the movies

They don’t allow snacks

I wish I can take you to the movies,

But they don't allow me to bring my own snacks.

Ur probably not allowed to come to the gas station i heard things that are too hot too handle aren’t allowed ;)

I might as well call you the Gerudo Fortress cause there's only one person allowed to come inside of you. Me.

Comrade allow me to introduce u to a MP. Not a member of parlement, but a Member of my Pants.

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I would take you to the movies but...

They don’t allow people to bring snacks

Allow me to shoot my arrow in your quiver.

I wanna take you to the movies...

But they don’t allow snacks inside.

Id like to take you to the movies

But outside snacks aren’t allowed

I would take you to the movies but..

They don't allow snacks

Would take you out to watch a movie but…

They don’t allow outside snacks

I'd take you out to the movies

But they don't allow me to take snacks. ;)

I dropped this on a friend while I may have been slightly tipsy at a bar last night.

Him: "Come here often?"

Me: "No, would you like to?"

Him: "I'll have you know in spoken for"

Me: "Is that so? Then allow me to make you speechless"

He ended up telling the rest of our group, he was so impressed lol

I know this zoning doesn't allow us to be in the same third,

You know i heard they aren't allowing angels to enter heaven anymore

So you can stay in my heart instead

Basically, are you allowed into my heart?