Top 18 Permission Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Permission pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.
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Permission to approach the bench (or Can I bench you)?
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Asking for permission to enter friendly lines. Permission granted?
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Is it permissible to masticate and consume the genetic donors of your binary species during copulation?
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My D**k is a space shuttle
Permission to cum in your ass-mosphere
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Permission Slip
You don't need a permission slip to go on an excursion to my body
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Hey girl, did I give you permission to speak?
Bitches running wild these days.
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Hey Girl I want to ask permission to your makers
Hey Girl I want to ask permission to your makers (Parents),
I'd like to void your warranty. -
Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt
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Are you the mafia? Because I don't think the boss gave you permission to torture me with those good looks.
Funny permission pickup lines
Would you Ulysses S. Grant me permission to buy you a drink?
Permission to board?
Requesting permission to enter friendly lines
You stole my heart without permission
May I have permission to erect a structure on your private property?
Baby, requesting permission to import my private keys into your hot wallet.
You have permission to enter me anytime.