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Top 18 Permission Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Permission pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.

  2. Permission to approach the bench (or Can I bench you)?

  3. Asking for permission to enter friendly lines. Permission granted?

  4. Is it permissible to masticate and consume the genetic donors of your binary species during copulation?

  5. My D**k is a space shuttle

    Permission to cum in your ass-mosphere

  6. Permission Slip

    You don't need a permission slip to go on an excursion to my body

  7. Hey girl, did I give you permission to speak?

    Bitches running wild these days.

  8. Hey Girl I want to ask permission to your makers

    Hey Girl I want to ask permission to your makers (Parents),
    I'd like to void your warranty.

  9. Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt

  10. Are you the mafia? Because I don't think the boss gave you permission to torture me with those good looks.

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Funny permission pickup lines

Would you Ulysses S. Grant me permission to buy you a drink?

Permission to board?

Requesting permission to enter friendly lines

You stole my heart without permission

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May I have permission to erect a structure on your private property?

Baby, requesting permission to import my private keys into your hot wallet.

You have permission to enter me anytime.