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Top 21 Purpose Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Purpose pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?

  2. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours.

    So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

  3. I was blinded by your beauty...

    I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes

  4. I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

  5. [Meta] Can we please ban the comment 'Nice'

    Im so sick of seeing posts with pretty much all the comments being 'nice' all because of that bot that gives you points or whatever.

    Having 98% of comments be the same thing removes the entire purpose of the comment section, nothing relevant ever gets added now.

    I can only speak for myself so let me (and the mods) know what you think of this by commenting.

  6. My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet Im happy. I cant figure it out. What am I doing right? (Charles Schulz)

  7. Can you hold this?

    1. Write the word 'out' on a piece of paper.
    2. Ask the person you're interested in to hold it.
    3. Go and order a drink. One for you. One for them.
    4. Get back to them. Thank them.
    5. They ask the purpose.
    6. You tell them they've been holding out for a hero.

    Works especially well if you can get them to hold it longer.

    Then they're holding out for a hero till the end of the night.

  8. Hello fine lady, can I make u my wife

    I don't feel like I have any purpose in life

  9. I am Loki of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose.

  10. *Trip & fall on purpose, then get up..*

    You: Hey do you have a Band Aid? Because I just fell for you.

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Funny purpose pickup lines

If girl say i have a boyfriend
Got to a girl say you're looking pretty If she says thanks i have a boyfriend !!!
.. tell her i didn't purpose you but it's really sad to know about your problem

Hey girl. You have a fiiiiine piece...

Of personality

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Take notes bois (and/or ladies).

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I know what your purpose in life is

It’s to occupy space.

You know what else occupies space?

Matter.

And you matter.

I have to fulfill my purpose so I can go away!

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My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, nomeaning, and yet Im happy. I cant figure it out. What am I doing right? (Charles Schulz)

My divine purpose is to please you.

I want to have sex with you in the missionary position with the lights off for the sole purpose of reproduction.

I am Loki from Asgard, and I am burdened with GLORIOUS purpose! NOW KNEEL!!! Yeah, right down there, Baby…that's right, you get down on your knees and take it aaaaaalllll…

You might give my nipples that purpose they've been looking for.

Hello dear lady

I wanna make you my wife, bc i have no purpose in life