The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Wanted Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Wanted pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are your thighs made out of rope?

    Cause I want to put them around my neck until I asphyxiate

  2. Hey girl I wanted to take you to the movies but

    But they don't allow to bring your own snacks.

    Edit: honestly didn't expect it to blow up this much lol

  3. Are you my package from Amazon?

    Cause I want you at my house in the next 24 hours.

  4. Damn girl, are you a coal digger?

    Cause I want to make you mine.

  5. Hey girl, are you f(x)=x^(-1)?

    Because I want to find the area under your curves with my natural log.

  6. Are you a mask?

    Because I never want to be seen without you in public.

  7. When I 1st laid eyes on you, I immediately signed up to be an organ donor. Do you know why?

    Because I want to give my heart to you

  8. Girl are you Amazon

    Cause I can find everything I'd ever want in you.

  9. Damn girl, are you a blender?

    Because I want to put a baby in you.

  10. Most guys would want to watch the world cup because it happens once in 4 years...

    But I'd rather look at you because the chances of meeting someone like you is once in a lifetime.

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What is a Wanted pickup line?

Funny wanted pickup lines

Are you reddit?
Bc I want to spend hours of my day looking at you for no reason.

Girl are you my homework?

Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

Hey girl, if you were a sunset I'd want to watch you go down on me.

Came up with this one in the shower, so you know it's good. If used, post their response below

If we play among us can I be the impostor?

Because I want to take you out

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This is a funny Wanted pickup line!

My dick is so polite,

When you want to sit it stands up.

Damn, are you an fda approved respiratory mask?
Cause I really want you to sit on my face

I wanted to take you to the movies...

But I don't think I could look away from you long enough to see one.

Hey girl, are you a pirate?

Cause i want you to jack my sparrow.

Hey girl, you a cop car?

Because I want to smash you until you can't move.

You can call me Alice

Because I want to explore your wonderland

Hey girl are you Dijkstra ?

Cause I want you to tell me the shortest path to your heart.

Girl if you were mine, I would treat you like my homework..........I would slam you on the table and do you all night.

Never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead

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Working Wanted tinder opener

Hey girl, are you a book?

Because I want to run my fingers down your spine while I bury my face in you for hours.

Damn baby, Are you a phone?

Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.

Hey girl, are you student debt...?

Cause I want you to fuck me all day, every day.

Hey girl are you SpongeBob ?

Because I want to visit your bikini bottom.

Are you a Pokemon?

Because I want to hit you with my balls.

I want to be the Nutella and strawberries to your crepe.

Whenever you are sad just wrap yourself around me and enjoy.

Are you YouTube?

Because i want You tu Be mine

Hey, are you my School Essay?

Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.

Sugar is sweet, Honey is sweeter

Do you have a sister cause I want to meet her

Boy, is your hand a noose?

Because i want it on my neck.

Dang girl are you a banana?

Cause I want to peel off your skin