Top 41 Felt Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Felt pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Felt tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

When you passed me, I felt like running faster but following you from behind was inspirational enough.
Did you fart? Because I just felt the thunder.
Until this moment, I never understood how Joseph smith felt during his angelic visits.
Are you with the NRA, because I felt a silver bullet through my heart.
Girl is your name Lux? Because my heart just felt a spark.
Ukw it feels like to get a text from crush?

(replying to last text) just like how I felt when I recieved this.
Is 'such a rush' a book or what i felt when i saw you for the first time.
Hi, I'm not from here and I felt lost till I saw you!
Heihachi: Hahaha! That felt good. Next!
I just had a cashier ask me for my number

I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.

So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.

She asked "Does your phone work?"

I answered "Yes."

She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"

I said "I'll pay with credit...."

Working felt pickup lines

Seeing as you just accidentally felt up my butt anyway, wanna take things to the next level?

In every turn of the boat, it felt as if I’ve found you somewhere on the pages of my book.

In that moment, I took a step back and stared at you. And you stared right back at me. Then I felt a strange feeling in my heart, a feeling I had never felt before... I fell in love with you.

Girl are you an alteration wizard because you're making me change in ways I've never felt before.

What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. Because your world doesn’t have me.

I had to rate you on a scale of 1 to 10, I would rate you a 7.
Because 7 is considered a lucky number, which is how I felt when I met you.

I ain’t no 2018 NBA MVP but when i saw u i felt something Harden

Girl are you a felt tip marker?

Cuz you looking fine

Is that outfit felt?

Would you like it to be?

Aye girl I'm a professional road worker and I like how that kiss felt

Asphalt, kiss felt. Sorry yall

Are you Brendon Urie?

Because you give me high hopes for a living

(My friend came up with this one and I felt the need to post it )

Hey girl. You have a fiiiiine piece...

Of personality

For research purposes for our group I asked my girl how she felt about it. She does appreciate how I pay attention to more than the basic essentials.
Take notes bois (and/or ladies).

Feel free to give suggestions to make this a more irresistible pickup line.

We'd better call the disaster response team, because I think I just felt the earth shake beneath me.

I sense something… a presence I’ve not felt since I saw you bend over the bar.

And I knew exactly how old Walt Disney’s Cinderella felt when she found her prince.

I've flown right up to the surface of the sun, but that doesn't compare to what I felt when I first looked at you.

You might not be a Bulls fan.. But I know you felt it when this D Rose.

Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

Are you a electrician? Because when you came in I felt a gilt of energy.

is that a club under your felt or are you just happy to see me?

I would love it if you Felt my Marker.

I’ve this hunger inside of me that I’ve never felt in my entire life.

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life. Just like the entire city of Cleveland felt after the Browns drafted Johnny Manziel.