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Top 34 Felt Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Felt chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. When you passed me, I felt like running faster but following you from behind was inspirational enough.

  2. Did you fart? Because I just felt the thunder.

  3. Until this moment, I never understood how Joseph smith felt during his angelic visits.

  4. Are you with the NRA, because I felt a silver bullet through my heart.

  5. Girl is your name Lux? Because my heart just felt a spark.

  6. Is 'such a rush' a book or what i felt when i saw you for the first time.

  7. Hi, I'm not from here and I felt lost till I saw you!

  8. I just had a cashier ask me for my number

    I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.

    So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.

    She asked "Does your phone work?"

    I answered "Yes."

    She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"

    I said "I'll pay with credit...."

  9. Girl are you an alteration wizard because you're making me change in ways I've never felt before.

  10. Girl are you a felt tip marker?

    Cuz you looking fine

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What is a Felt pickup line?

Funny felt pickup lines

Is that outfit felt?
Would you like it to be?

Aye girl I'm a professional road worker and I like how that ass felt

Asphalt, ass felt. Sorry yall

Are you Brendon Urie?

Because you give me high hopes for a living

(My friend came up with this one and I felt the need to post it )


Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that.

For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings.

The question is:

What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself?

To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress.

First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them.

Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything.

Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be.

What are you lacking?

What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down.

Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress.

Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine?

What skills do I need to get?

At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness.

Why do I feel this in this moment?

Go deeper.

What is triggering me to feel in a certain state?

Why do I feel this way?

Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why?

Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states.

Check what triggers you.

Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations.

What was the previous time that you felt that?

And before that time when did you feel that?

Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now.

Try to meditate everyday:

Think about what are you escaping.

Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad.

When was the previous time that you were feeling this too?

Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism.

Accept them and let them go.

You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing “shhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again.

Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times

Peace out

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This is a funny Felt pickup line!

Are you a electrician? Because when you came in I felt a gilt of energy.

Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

You might not be a Bulls fan.. But I know you felt it when this D Rose.

You touch his shirt and ask, "Is this cotton?" Wait for response. Then touch down in the crotch area and say, "Oh, this must be felt."

This may not be India, but since I saw you I've felt like I'm in Lucknow.

I can inflict the most pain you've ever felt. Or pleasure. Take your pick.

The first time I saw thee, I felt as if my stomach had been raided by beautiful fire breathing dragons. a nice way of course.

Seeing as you just accidentally felt up my butt anyway, wanna take things to the next level?

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Working Felt tinder opener

I sense something… a presence I’ve not felt since I saw you bend over the bar.

And I knew exactly how old Walt Disney’s Cinderella felt when she found her prince.

I've flown right up to the surface of the sun, but that doesn't compare to what I felt when I first looked at you.

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life. Just like the entire city of Cleveland felt after the Browns drafted Johnny Manziel.

Did you feel what I felt when we reached into the holy water font at the same time?

Did you just call me on my iphone? I felt something vibrating in my pocket.

I’ve this hunger inside of me that I’ve never felt in my entire life.

Is your tank top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?

I would love it if you Felt my Marker.

is that a club under your felt or are you just happy to see me?