Hey girl are we the twin towers?

Cause I feel like we’re gonna go down on eachother

Are you milk?

Cause i wanna churn your insides and make it feel like melting butter

I really like getting piercings, I feel like I'm decorating myself.

Because you're a work of art.

Are you Elvis Presley?

Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising

Hey are you my appendix?

Cuz I’m not completely sure how you work but I have this weird feeling in my gut that makes me wanna take you out.

Are you a box?

Because I feel like a cat - I want to be inside you.

This place must have good Wi-Fi

Because I am definitely feeling a connection

Hey girl is your name Network?

Cuz i'm feeling a connection with you

Girl, don't you feel bad for looking prettier than the bride?

Hey girl, are you my memory problems?

Because...f**..., I can't remember what I was gonna say. This happens all the god damn time. f**..., man. Why can't I- no! Just wait! I can remember it, okay? I just need to think. Please! I need this! I just want to be able to remember one little freaking thing. I'm sick of forgetting everything, okay? I feel like an idiot every time this happens, it makes me feel bloody worthless, I just want to- oh, right! Hey girl, are you my memory problems? 'Cause I forgot who you are and why I'm talking to you. Great, that's just great.

Are you wi-fi? Cause I'm totally feeling a connection.

I know it’s absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I’m being led to Bethlehem.

Baby are you metal shrapnel? Because I feel you in my heart.

You wanna feel my plume?

Are you 16th century France?

Because I feel an uprising in my lower class.

Are you Arnold Schwarzenegger? Because I'm feeling predatorial.

You must be Windows Vista because you've got me feeling so unstable.

How would you feel about going out for a bite to eat tonight?

Your love is like a smudge, I feel it surround me.

Wouldn't you like to feel the force flowing within you?

I was feeling a little off today, but you managed to turn me on.

Do you wanna feel for my femoral artery PMI.

Hi, I'm Advent. You must be Christmas, cause I've been waiting for you for what feels like forever...

I feel like a Indiana Jones, because you are the treasure I am looking for.

Feeling like a million dollars is overrated, you could feel a billion dollars tonight.

Every time i see you i feel you complete a piece of my heart.

Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of?

Boyfriend material

Hey baby, are you comunism?

Cuz i feel an uprising in my lower class...

My heart isn't the only thing I want you to be feeling tonight.

You must be Saturn, Cuz I feel attracted to you even when I'm million miles away!

God breathed the breath of life into mans nostrils, but you can feel free to breathe it into my lips.

Ey bby, are you purely resistive?Cause I feel like we're in phase.

Are you a spell caster?

Because every time I see you in that costume, I feel magically charmed and captivated

Hey baby, are you an angel? Because I feel like initiating third impact with you right now.

You must be a Formula 1 driver because you've got me feeling like I'm racing towards your heart!

You must be made of oceanic crust because I feel like you should be sub ducted beneath me.

How do you feel about MySQL-injections?

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky or have I finally made it to Heaven. If that's the case I didn't feel a thing!

I must have a soraka support cause coming across you I feel like my wish has been granted.

Can I feel your forehead? You either have a fever or you're just really hot.

You know what it feels like to be on m**...? Would you like to?

Hey, let me feel your heartbeat, girl. Is that gonna be a new thing?

With me you'll feel like the Ganges.

Wet, dirty, and constantly moving.

All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.

Are you a Gamemaker? Cuz I feel like you’re in control of my fate.

One look at you and I feel like I've died and gone to a museum.

Hey girl you can feel my racket anytime.

I can feel the gluons being exchanged between us.

Baby you make me feel like i’m stuck in the hyperbolic time chamber, not seeing you for a day feels like a year.

Are you my corpus callosum?

Because I feel a connection between the two of us.

I feel clamplete when I have you here in my fins.

I have to admit: work gloves feel kind of sexy.

It may be -30 outside but when I'm with you it feels like at least freezing.

Baby girl, when you're not around, I feel like Bruce Wayne's parents. Dead.

I'm willing to absorb your Electron if that's going to make you feel more Positive.

I'm not feeling myself today, may I feel you?

Did you steal my heart? Because I can't feel my pulse.

Are you Rise Kujikawa? Because I can feel a Lovers social link between us.

Is your name Circe? Because you make me feel like an animal.

Do you play the vibraphone? Because I feel some good vibes between us.

Can you bring your feelings for me to church Tuesday night? Because im pretty sure the feelings mutual!

I'm a positive ion, so you must be a negative ion, because I feel an attraction between us.

You know what would make you feel better? Drugs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Candice!

Candice Who? Candice be love I'm feeling right now? 

Hey girl, I feel like you and me got some alchemy...

I dreamed I blew up a shampoo factory. Hope it wasn’t yours because your hair looks perfect.

I came up with this and it’s made 2 girls blush. It’s a combo move so asking if you can feel her hair right after allows for a reason to touch her if she says you can. Feel a strand and maybe move to her face while complimenting her eyes if she’s receptive. Improvise.

Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.

My feelings for you are a renewable resource.

My lips forgot what a kiss feels like

Do you think you could remind me?

I feel like we really connect...

Im 80 but i dont feel a day over 79.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your 2 inches feels like 6 because I have feelings for you!

Hey, do you have body image issues? Because I think you'd feel better without those pants.

Are you drowning? Because I’m feeling the urge to give you CPR.

I kiss you on the neck because I wanna feel you quiver.

EU make me feel like a natural woman.

I'll make you feel like you're invincible.

I must be a piece of shit

Because I feel like sliding down your pants tonight.

Do you specialize in getting rid of boggarts? Because you're making my heart feel riddikulus.

It's so cold I can't feel my thighs! Can you feel my thighs?

Girl if you stick with me my feelings for you will never depreciate.

Are you a seatbelt?

Cuz I’d feel a whole lot safer if you were pressed up against me

Edit:
2: Because if I’m feeling reckless I might throw you behind me

You must be from Quebec because my feelings for you are Mont-real.

I feel an uprising in my lower class.

Emojis can't describe the way I feel for you.

I think i am a virus

Because i feel alive when i am inside you.

Are you a security guard at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza?

Because you've got me feeling animat-ed to be around you!

Want to come over and feel my new bamboo sheets?

Is your name Turkey? Because I can't help but get stuffed with feelings every time I see you.

Are you a RARE CANDY? 'cuz I feel a level-up.

Are you Kronos?

Because have a feeling you want to swallow my children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the only thing stronger than Russian nuclear power are my feelings for you

Are you bifrost? Because i feel sad if u give me the cold shoulder...

When the captain turns off the seat belt light feel free to roam about my cabin.

Even on a cursed day like Friday the 13th, meeting you feels like the biggest blessing.

Are you a vacuole?

Because I can't help but feel attracted to your cellular charm.

Is your name Durga?

Because every time I see you, I feel like I've won over all evils of my life.

Are you Bonnie?

Because you've got me feeling all wound up, ready to rock and roll with you.

Are you feeling cold, because I could be your Holy Ghost.

Is that your conjunction, because I feel like we can make a compound.

Are you a cell membrane?

Because you've got me feeling like a selectively permeable fool, just letting you in.

Hey girl, are you communism?

Because I can feel an uprising in my lower class.

You're making me feel like I got hit with a Firebolt spell.

I'm no good at pick up lines, but I can pick you up and you will feel my line.

You make me feel like Rick Astley

I never wanna give you up

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.

If you were a spreadsheet, you'd be the one with all the formulas, because you've got me feeling a little lost and confused.

My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*


\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"


*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

Are you a communist?

Because I feel an uprising in my lower class

Everyone’s out there catching corona virus

But I’m just here catching feelings for you

Hey girl are you petrol?

Because I feel like I’m in a long line of people waiting to pump you.

Hey dude are you my ship cause I'm feeling sick over you.

I think we need a brick separator, because I feel a strong connection.

Are you a pit stop? Because you've got me feeling like I need to come in and refuel my love for you!

Hey I like you

I know you probably won't feel the same please say you like me back please everytime I tell someone they never like me back please god I'm sorry if I bothered you I don't know it's dumb

Are you a Red mage? Because I can feel a few sparks flyin’.

How would you like to help me feel like a kid again.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, this winter is shrinking everything, except my feelings for you.

You must be a cell membrane, because you've got me feeling a strong ion exchange of attraction.

If you're feeling left out today can we just take the first step to motherhood?

You must be the goddess Lakshmi, because since I met you, my life feels blessed and full of wealth.

Hey girl, are you 5G?

Because I can feel you affecting my mind 🤪🤪🤪

Are you metal shrapnel? Because I feel you in my heart! (Iron Man)

Are u ghost? 'Cause I can barely feel you through these sheets.

My favourite attractive force is van del Waals' force. Can you feel it? I'll sit closer if you can't.

Are you a Phospholipid Desaturase? Because around you I feel kinky

Heard you recycle. Well feel free to reuse me.

What do you and socks have in common? You make me feel warm and fuzzy, and I want to take you everywhere except the beach.

You make me feel like I want a personal emergency!

How does it feel to have the best hair in this place?

Feel my wetsuit, it’s made of girlfriend/boyfriend material.