The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Thoughts Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Thoughts pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.

    Hope she says yes

  2. Hey girl I just thought you should know your mother is a thief...

    Cus she stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

  3. Are you my suicidal thoughts?

    Because I can’t stop thinking of you.

  4. I thought you were Franklin Roosevelt for a second

    Because just looking at you brought me out of a Great Depression.. and you’re a dime.

  5. If I had a dollar every time I thought of you...

    I'd have only one, because you never left my mind.

  6. Hey girl. Are you Cinderella?

    Just thought because your dress is going to disappear at midnight

  7. I thought I had all the snacks I needed for quarantine

    , but looks like I missed one

  8. I am not even gonna try to sugarcoat it, I just want to suck some titties.

    On second thoughts I am okay sugar coating them too.

  9. So how are we splitting the construction costs?

    Cause you just shattered the ceiling of how beautiful I thought a women could be.

  10. Like the moon, my thoughts revolve around you.

thoughts pickup line
What is a Thoughts pickup line?

Funny thoughts pickup lines

Are you Virtue? - Because you've been garnishing my thoughts unceasingly.

Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
Woman: What?
Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

For a second there I thought I was fighting Steve Austin, because I'm looking at a stone cold stunner.

Is your name virtue cause you garnish my thoughts unceasingly!

thoughts pickup line
This is a funny Thoughts pickup line!

You work out really hard. Are you training for anything? I thought I'd come say hi. I couldn't do the workouts you do.

If I was Peter Pan, you'd be my happy little thought.

Do you got a mirror in your pocket? Huh, I thought I just saw myself climbing in your pants!

Ooohh baby, did you like me better when you thought I was a dude?

Oh, I apologize for staring. I thought that was the grand canyon.

If I had a dime for every time I thought of you...

I'd have one dime ...cuz baby, u never leave my mind

I must need Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.

If a star fell down every time I thought of you, the moon would soon be lonely.

thoughts pickup line
Working Thoughts tinder opener

I always thought the source of hell's hotness was the fire. I was wrong, it's you.

I thought you must have injured yourself when you fell from heaven, angel.

If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.

Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.

You must be the fifth scale degree of a diatonic scale, because you're always dominant in my thoughts.

If I had a rosary bead for everytime I thought of you, I would have a Glorious Mystery.

I thought you were a Pharisee, but you're actually fair, I see.

I thought angels live only in heaven but u proved me wrong.

What are your thoughts on vacuum testing my pendulam.

At first I thought I was looking at a Monet, but you’re so much more beautiful up close.

You’re such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.