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Top 50 Thoughts Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Thoughts rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Thoughts pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

  1. If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.

    Hope she says yes

  2. Hey girl I just thought you should know your mother is a thief...

    Cus she stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

  3. Are you my suicidal thoughts?

    Because I can’t stop thinking of you.

  4. I thought you were Franklin Roosevelt for a second

    Because just looking at you brought me out of a Great Depression.. and you’re a dime.

  5. If I had a dollar every time I thought of you...

    I'd have only one, because you never left my mind.

  6. I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you

    You were in the hottest singles this week

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Working short thoughts pickup lines to impress a girl

Hey girl. Are you Cinderella?

Just thought because your dress is going to disappear at midnight

I thought I had all the snacks I needed for quarantine

, but looks like I missed one

Girl, if I had a nickel every time I thought of you

I'd have one nickel because I can never get you off my mind

Are you an impostor because your beauty is kinda sus

I'm sorry I thought of this one and I couldn't help myself in posting it here

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This is a funny Thoughts pickup line!

As a kid I used to chase butterflys, never thought you'd give me them for free

Like the moon, my thoughts revolve around you.

Are you Virtue? - Because you've been garnishing my thoughts unceasingly.

thoughts Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
Woman: What?
Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

Hey I thought I should tell you what people are saying behind your back .

Nice butt.

For a second there I thought I was fighting Steve Austin, because I'm looking at a stone cold stunner.

If I had a dollar for everytime I've thought of you,

Id only have one cause you've never left my mind.

Is your name virtue cause you garnish my thoughts unceasingly!

I visited an aquarium today. I saw a fish there, and thought of you.

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Working Thoughts tinder opener

You work out really hard. Are you training for anything? I thought I'd come say hi. I couldn't do the workouts you do.

thoughts Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

Do you got a mirror in your pocket? Huh, I thought I just saw myself climbing in your pants!

Ooohh baby, did you like me better when you thought I was a dude?

Oh, I apologize for staring. I thought that was the grand canyon.

If I had a dime for every time I thought of you...

I'd have one dime ...cuz baby, u never leave my mind

Thought that u are 14
But actually you are 1 4 me

I must need Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.

If a star fell down every time I thought of you, the moon would soon be lonely.

If I had a dollar every time I thought of you, I'd have a high tax bracket.

Hey girl are you a prison?

Because I wanna see a bunch of black people inside you. (This is a joke my uncle made at thanksgiving lol I thought it was hecced)

I always thought the source of h**...'s hotness was the fire. I was wrong, it's you.

I came up with this one. It kind of tells you a bit about the person how they answer. thoughts?

If we were in a locked room together with no way out and only an hour left to live what would you do to me? The only objects in this room are a 4 poster king size bed with curtains, a knife, 1 full jar of coconut oil and a video camera that has the ability to send the live feed of what you do, to one person, who is not related to you.

I thought you must have injured yourself when you fell from heaven, angel.

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If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.

What do you and the statue of liberty have in common?

Looks good from the outside, but i kind of wanna know whats inside

Just thought of it lol

If I had a nickel for every time I thought of you... I’d have 5 cents.

Because you never leave my mind

You make me want to believe in god.

Because I thought I’d never find someone so perfect.

Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.

You must be the fifth scale degree of a diatonic scale, because you're always dominant in my thoughts.

If I had a rosary bead for everytime I thought of you, I would have a Glorious Mystery.

I thought you were a Pharisee, but you're actually fair, I see.

I thought angels live only in heaven but u proved me wrong.

What are your thoughts on vacuum testing my pendulam.

At first I thought I was looking at a Monet, but you’re so much more beautiful up close.

You’re such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.

If I had a nickel for every time I thought of you...

I’d have a nickel, because I’ve never stopped

I've always thought that cucumbers were such a sensual fruit.

Girl are you Hestia? Cause just the thought of you keeps me warm.

If I had a dollar...

If I had a dollar for everytime I thought about you

I would have a dollar

Cuz you've never left my mind

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Thoughts phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Thoughts lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.