Hey girl. Are you Cinderella?

Just thought because your dress is going to disappear at midnight

I thought I had all the snacks I needed for quarantine

, but looks like I missed one

Girl, if I had a nickel every time I thought of you

I'd have one nickel because I can never get you off my mind

Are you an impostor because your beauty is kinda sus

I'm sorry I thought of this one and I couldn't help myself in posting it here

As a kid I used to chase butterflys, never thought you'd give me them for free

Are you Virtue? - Because you've been garnishing my thoughts unceasingly.

Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
Woman: What?
Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

Hey I thought I should tell you what people are saying behind your back .

Nice butt.

If I had a dollar for everytime I've thought of you,

Id only have one cause you've never left my mind.

Is your name virtue cause you garnish my thoughts unceasingly!

I visited an aquarium today. I saw a fish there, and thought of you.

If I was Peter Pan, you'd be my happy little thought.

Do you got a mirror in your pocket? Huh, I thought I just saw myself climbing in your pants!

Ooohh baby, did you like me better when you thought I was a dude?

Oh, I apologize for staring. I thought that was the grand canyon.

If I had a dime for every time I thought of you...

I'd have one dime ...cuz baby, u never leave my mind

I must need Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.

If a star fell down every time I thought of you, the moon would soon be lonely.

If I had a dollar every time I thought of you, I'd have a high tax bracket.

Hey girl are you a prison?

Because I wanna see a bunch of black people inside you. (This is a joke my uncle made at thanksgiving lol I thought it was hecced)

I always thought the source of h**...'s hotness was the fire. I was wrong, it's you.

I came up with this one. It kind of tells you a bit about the person how they answer. thoughts?

If we were in a locked room together with no way out and only an hour left to live what would you do to me? The only objects in this room are a 4 poster king size bed with curtains, a knife, 1 full jar of coconut oil and a video camera that has the ability to send the live feed of what you do, to one person, who is not related to you.

I thought you must have injured yourself when you fell from heaven, angel.

If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.

What do you and the statue of liberty have in common?

Looks good from the outside, but i kind of wanna know whats inside

Just thought of it lol

If I had a nickel for every time I thought of you... I’d have 5 cents.

Because you never leave my mind

You make me want to believe in god.

Because I thought I’d never find someone so perfect.

Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.

If I had a rosary bead for everytime I thought of you, I would have a Glorious Mystery.

I thought you were a Pharisee, but you're actually fair, I see.

I thought angels live only in heaven but u proved me wrong.

Did it hurt when you fell from Crystal Lake?

Because you've made a splash that’s drowned all my rational thought.

At first I thought I was looking at a Monet, but you’re so much more beautiful up close.

What are your thoughts on vacuum testing my pendulam.

You’re such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.

If I had a nickel for every time I thought of you...

I’d have a nickel, because I’ve never stopped

I've always thought that cucumbers were such a sensual fruit.

Girl are you Hestia? Cause just the thought of you keeps me warm.

If I had a dollar...

If I had a dollar for everytime I thought about you

I would have a dollar

Cuz you've never left my mind

I thought you where so cute, so I decided came to say hi.

From scale 1/10

I thought Happiness starts with H...

But why does mine starts with "U"

Are you a cephalopod? Because you octopi my thoughts.

Oh, I thought that was my suitcase.

Have you ever thought about booking a flight to Japan?

Because I've been thinking about getting down in Ja panese

Thought of this in the shower...

‘Girl, you know what you, covid-19, and police have in common?’

You all take my breath away...

I thought happiness start with an H , but mine starts with U ;)

Damn girl, do you think about your mother with those thoughts? Because now I have an idea…

I thought the land of fairies was further South. And I am ready to go down to find out.

Does your job offer medical and dental?

I'm looking for a friend with benefits and I thought you might be the one.

Help a brotha out

I just had a match with a hot girl, she likes dance, travel, art and theater.

I don't know what to write to her as the first message, she clearly wrote in the bio that she doesn't want to talk to boring people so I would avoid the classic phrases.
I thought about: "Hi, I saw you dance, I'm not very good at dancing, but I think I'll take the next step with you, will you?"
What do you think? Other ideas?

Hey girl, are you suicidal thoughts?

'Cuz I can't get you out of my head.

High Templar: Babe, you know you want to go out with me. Your thoughts betray you.

At first I thought the word pretty starts with "P"

Yet I was mistaken since I realized it starts with "U"

If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.

If I were Peter Pan you’d be my happy thought.

If I had a dollar for every time that I thought about you …

I’d have one dollar cuz I can’t get you out of my mind

If I had a penny for everytime I thought about you, I would have exactly one cent.

Cause you never left my mind.

Her: I have a boyfriend

Me: I have an English test

Her: What?

Me: I thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on

Let's talk turkey: When I look at you, my thoughts are all x**....

Knight to f3

Person: What
Me:Oh just thought I should make a move.

I thought your face was a work of art. May I capture it with my camera?

The thought of you gets me through the 3rd 500m.

I thought this was a dive shop, but I must be in a museum because you’re a work of art.

If I had a dime for every time I thought of you. I'd have one dime …because baby, you never left my mind.

Yeah, You're a thot.

My thought before I sleep

I thought of you while having chocolate cake

Cause your just too sweet

Are you an octopus? Cuz you octopi my thoughts.

Wanna hear a mind-blowing thought?

You

At the root of existence, mind and matter meet. Thoughts shape reality.

Tahani: You seem thoughtful. And that concerns me.

Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!

Kirito: All this time, I seriously thought that it’s better to die than to live your life alone.

Killjoy: Relax. I've already thought of everything.

I thought I knew every alphabet letters. But tonight. I realized that I never knew U.

So tell me, how are we splitting the construction costs?

Because you just shattered my ceiling of how beautiful I thought a woman could be

You thought this was gonna be a sheet fight? You’re goddamn right it is.

I thought cat person and dog person don't go together. But damn, your profile just made my dog meowww!

Wanna go bowling? I thought it might be right up your alley.

"Is your name Cardio? Because my heart races at the thought of you getting fit and fabulous!"

"Is your name Ghost? Because you’ve haunted my thoughts ever since we crossed paths in this eerie world."

"Is that red lipstick a distraction, or are you just trying to steal my heart and my thoughts?"

"Like whispers of the night, your words entice,
A dance of thoughts, so sweet and precise.
Your charm's a spell, I must admit—
In this playful game, I'm hooked; I can't quit."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just the thought of you taking charge that makes me melt?"

"Is it hot in here, or is it just the thought of us in a mating press?"

Haha, random thoughts can lead to the best conversations! What's your favorite random topic that you could talk about for hours?

"Just visualizing how breathtaking you'd look without that barrier... though, if you’re uncomfortable, the thought alone is enchanting enough for me."

"It looks like your presence is more stimulating than I expected, Jenna. Care to explore these thoughts over dinner?"

"Ever thought of making your hair spa a duo? I'd love to get lost in those luscious locks."

"Ever thought about cooking up a romance while lifting weights to our favorite song, beautiful?"

"Just like Felix Baumgartner, I'd gladly leap from the edge of space into the beauty of your eyes."

"Your beauty rivals the majesty of space, even Felix Baumgartner couldn't resist getting lost in the orbit of your enchanting eyes."

"I respect your boundaries, but can I invade your thoughts with my intriguing conversations?"

"Ever thought of having a real-life adventure? Let's explore more than just Roblox together."

"Indeed, your pictures were enchanting! But your thoughts and words have intrigued me even more. Care to share more about your interests?"

"You're my last thought at night, my love. Sleep well knowing you're cherished by me."

"If I could plant a flower every time I thought of you, we'd be walking through an endless garden of passion."

"You must be a bunny, cause you've been hopping through my thoughts all day with your irresistible sweetness."

"A woman with good taste in shows, I like that. Ever thought about starring in your own rom-com? Spoiler: I'd be the leading man."

"I feel you! I once thought washing my car would be relaxing... but it turned into a soap fight with my neighbor! Who knew? 😂"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears—especially my thoughts about anything but you."

Talk to you? I thought you'd never ask! What should we dive into first—our favorite pizza toppings or the meaning of life? 😄

"Daddy? I thought we were going for a charming prince vibe! How about I be your royal court jester instead? 🎭👑"

Oh, come on! My ideas are just... creatively risky. But with someone as captivating as you, a little mischief sounds thrilling, don’t you think? 😏

"Lost in thoughts of you, my heart takes flight, your beauty’s the spark that ignites my night."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I jerk off, you always seem to magically appear in my thoughts."

Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, abracadabra, all thoughts of penises disappear.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you, unlike my anxious thoughts.

"I thought I was good at stunning beauty, but your smile and dimples have completely disarmed me."

"I'm sure your voice is as captivating as your thoughts. Can't wait to hear it someday, maybe it will add color to my dreams."

"How about we turn those thoughts into reality, and lose track of time in the process?"

"Just like a Gabriel Ultrakill, you've slain every other thought in my head with just one look."

"Every sunrise is a masterpiece, but nothing compares to waking up with you on my mind."

"I must be a sunrise, because the first thing I do every morning is brighten your thoughts."

"Just when I thought swiping right couldn't get any better, your profile appeared. How about we make a memorable story?"

"Now that's a thought I could get used to. But remember, the best is yet to be discovered, sweetheart."

"With your beauty, I thought 'cute' was my middle name. How about we explore our mutual adorables over dinner?"

"Is your hair naturally curly? Because I've been spiraling in your thoughts all day."

I don't know how to spell. I thought happiness starts from H. But it really starts from U.

"Ever thought of modeling? Your stunning body deserves its own picture perfect moment."

"Is it getting steamy in here or is it just the thought of you stepping under that shower?"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears leaving guilty thoughts of just you and me."

If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you...

I’d only have one because I’m always thinking about you

"If I could only take one thing to a deserted island, it would be the thought of your smile warming up my nights."

"Is your driving license suspended for driving all my thoughts crazy with your irresistible humor?"

"Is your picture on my desktop? Because I can't help but gaze aimlessly at you."

"Are we in a yoga class? Because the more I stretch my thoughts, the more they bend towards you."

"Are you the secret to perfection? Because everything you touch, especially my thoughts, turns extraordinary."

"Your name must be 'Sidenote,' Tameka, cause every other thought is just a footnote to you!"

"Pratiksha, your beauty outshines the sun, making you the only sunrise I ever want to wake up to."

"Did you just eat that? Because your smile is spicier than any dish I've ever seen."

"Made it home safely, thanks. You're thoughtful... it's quite sexy, don't you think?"