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Here are 110 thoughts pick up lines for her and flirty thoughts rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about thoughts that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your thoughts rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny thoughts pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty thoughts joke for a great chat response.

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A good Thoughts pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.

    Hope she says yes

  2. Hey girl I just thought you should know your mother is a thief...

    Cus she stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

  3. Are you my suicidal thoughts?

    Because I can’t stop thinking of you.

  4. I thought you were Franklin Roosevelt for a second

    Because just looking at you brought me out of a Great Depression.. and you’re a dime.

  5. If I had a dollar every time I thought of you...

    I'd have only one, because you never left my mind.

  6. I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you

    You were in the hottest singles this week

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What is a good Thoughts pickup line?

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Short and cute thoughts pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about thoughts are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Hey girl. Are you Cinderella?

Just thought because your dress is going to disappear at midnight

I thought I had all the snacks I needed for quarantine

, but looks like I missed one

Girl, if I had a nickel every time I thought of you

I'd have one nickel because I can never get you off my mind

Are you an impostor because your beauty is kinda sus

I'm sorry I thought of this one and I couldn't help myself in posting it here

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Smooth Thoughts pickup line

As a kid I used to chase butterflys, never thought you'd give me them for free

Like the moon, my thoughts revolve around you.

Are you Virtue? - Because you've been garnishing my thoughts unceasingly.

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Cheesy thoughts Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
Woman: What?
Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

Hey I thought I should tell you what people are saying behind your back .

Nice butt.

For a second there I thought I was fighting Steve Austin, because I'm looking at a stone cold stunner.

If I had a dollar for everytime I've thought of you,

Id only have one cause you've never left my mind.

Is your name virtue cause you garnish my thoughts unceasingly!

I visited an aquarium today. I saw a fish there, and thought of you.

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Working Thoughts tinder opener

You work out really hard. Are you training for anything? I thought I'd come say hi. I couldn't do the workouts you do.

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Funny thoughts Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Thoughts conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Do you got a mirror in your pocket? Huh, I thought I just saw myself climbing in your pants!

Ooohh baby, did you like me better when you thought I was a dude?

Oh, I apologize for staring. I thought that was the grand canyon.

If I had a dime for every time I thought of you...

I'd have one dime ...cuz baby, u never leave my mind

Thought that u are 14
But actually you are 1 4 me

I must need Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.

If a star fell down every time I thought of you, the moon would soon be lonely.

If I had a dollar every time I thought of you, I'd have a high tax bracket.

Hey girl are you a prison?

Because I wanna see a bunch of black people inside you. (This is a joke my uncle made at thanksgiving lol I thought it was hecced)

I always thought the source of h**...'s hotness was the fire. I was wrong, it's you.

I came up with this one. It kind of tells you a bit about the person how they answer. thoughts?

If we were in a locked room together with no way out and only an hour left to live what would you do to me? The only objects in this room are a 4 poster king size bed with curtains, a knife, 1 full jar of coconut oil and a video camera that has the ability to send the live feed of what you do, to one person, who is not related to you.

I thought you must have injured yourself when you fell from heaven, angel.

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Clever thoughts Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Thoughts hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.

What do you and the statue of liberty have in common?

Looks good from the outside, but i kind of wanna know whats inside

Just thought of it lol

You make me want to believe in god.

Because I thought I’d never find someone so perfect.

If I had a nickel for every time I thought of you... I’d have 5 cents.

Because you never leave my mind

Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.

You must be the fifth scale degree of a diatonic scale, because you're always dominant in my thoughts.

If I had a rosary bead for everytime I thought of you, I would have a Glorious Mystery.

I thought you were a Pharisee, but you're actually fair, I see.

I thought angels live only in heaven but u proved me wrong.

What are your thoughts on vacuum testing my pendulam.

At first I thought I was looking at a Monet, but you’re so much more beautiful up close.

Did it hurt when you fell from Crystal Lake?

Because you've made a splash that’s drowned all my rational thought.

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Smooth thoughts Pickup Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Thoughts pickup lines make her give you her number.

You’re such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.

Girl are you Hestia? Cause just the thought of you keeps me warm.

I've always thought that cucumbers were such a sensual fruit.

If I had a nickel for every time I thought of you...

I’d have a nickel, because I’ve never stopped

If I had a dollar...

If I had a dollar for everytime I thought about you

I would have a dollar

Cuz you've never left my mind

Rose's are red
Violets are blue
I've thought about this for a while
And I really like you

I thought you where so cute, so I decided came to say hi.

From scale 1/10

I thought Happiness starts with H...

But why does mine starts with "U"

Are you a cephalopod? Because you octopi my thoughts.

Oh, I thought that was my suitcase.

Have you ever thought about booking a flight to Japan?

Because I've been thinking about getting down in Ja panese

Thought of this in the shower...

‘Girl, you know what you, covid-19, and police have in common?’

You all take my breath away...

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Flirty thoughts Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Thoughts pick up lines are made to get him interested.

I thought happiness start with an H , but mine starts with U ;)

I thought the land of fairies was further South. And I am ready to go down to find out.

Damn girl, do you think about your mother with those thoughts? Because now I have an idea…

Roses are red, violets are blue

Poems are s**..., just like I am for you

(I saw a similar line, and thought this sounded better)

Medic: Call me when the swelling goes down, on second thought, just call me.

Help a brotha out
I just had a match with a hot girl, she likes dance, travel, art and theater.

I don't know what to write to her as the first message, she clearly wrote in the bio that she doesn't want to talk to boring people so I would avoid the classic phrases.
I thought about: "Hi, I saw you dance, I'm not very good at dancing, but I think I'll take the next step with you, will you?"
What do you think? Other ideas?

Does your job offer medical and dental?

I'm looking for a friend with benefits and I thought you might be the one.

High Templar: Babe, you know you want to go out with me. Your thoughts betray you.

Hey girl, are you suicidal thoughts?

'Cuz I can't get you out of my head.

At first I thought the word pretty starts with "P"

Yet I was mistaken since I realized it starts with "U"

If I had a dollar for every time that I thought about you …

I’d have one dollar cuz I can’t get you out of my mind

If I were Peter Pan you’d be my happy thought.

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Cringe thoughts Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.

If I had a penny for everytime I thought about you, I would have exactly one cent.

Cause you never left my mind.

Let's talk turkey: When I look at you, my thoughts are all x**....

Her: I have a boyfriend

Me: I have an English test

Her: What?

Me: I thought we were naming things we were going to cheat on

Knight to f3

Person: What
Me:Oh just thought I should make a move.

Twinkle twinkle little star, is that you? Because I thought I just saw you winking at me.

I thought your face was a work of art. May I capture it with my camera?

The thought of you gets me through the 3rd 500m.

I thought this was a dive shop, but I must be in a museum because you’re a work of art.

If I had a dime for every time I thought of you. I'd have one dime …because baby, you never left my mind.

Yeah, You're a thot.

My thought before I sleep

I thought of you while having chocolate cake

Cause your just too sweet

In Conclusion

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