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Top 50 Thinking Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Thinking chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. 7.594 billion lips on the planet

    And all I can think about is kissing yours

  2. Aye girl are u a banana

    Cuz u make me go OOH OOH AH AH



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  3. I think I’m allergic to you

    Whenever you’re around, my dick starts to swell.

  4. I wanted to take you to the movies...

    But I don't think I could look away from you long enough to see one.

  5. If you and I were little frogs

    We could sit on leaves together. u ever think abt that.

  6. Hey girl are you suicide

    Because I think about you alot

  7. Damn girl are you an upset woman?

    Cause i think you’re fine

  8. Hey I think we need to go into quarantine together

    Because your smile is contagious

  9. We're not socks. But I think....

    We'd make a great pair.

  10. Are you Shrek?

    Because I get hard just thinking about you

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I think I need to see an optician
Because my eyes can't focus on anything but you.

Love is hard, so is writing,

but when I think of a world without you it becomes very unexciting.

Hey cutie, I think you turned me into a Russian.

Because I'd do anything to get to that moon of yours
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Do you know how to send a mirror through text?

No? Damn, I wanted to send you a cute message and you're the cutest thing I could think of.

Is your name Ariel?

Because I think we Mermaid for each other

Are you a creative title? Because whenever I think of you, I lose it immediately.

Hey are you a pickup line? Because I'm about to overdo you

Have you considered becoming communist?
Cause i think we should turn my room into OUR room. *play soviet Russia’s anthem for best effect*

The best Sunday I can think of?

You, me, Netflix and mimosas with no pants on.

Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.

Is there an airport nearby?

Because I think my heart just took off.

You divide me by zero,

...because you make me think irrationally.

What is love ?

I don’t know, and I cant define it. But I think I can recognize it when I see it, and I’m looking at it now

I think you are a horror movie

Because i can't sleep when i think about you.

Hey are you vegan?

Cuz i think you’re lacking vitamin me ;)

Are you suicide?

Cuz i think about you a lot

Can you help look for my eyes? Because I think they're on you.

Do you want to go to bed bath and beyond and smell unscented candles and tell each other what we think we smell?

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

You're like 7-11 everyone gets a slurp and I think its my turn.

I need to give myself a Presidential Pardon for what I am thinking about doing to you.

Forget the Dodgers! I think you’re the hottest thing out there right now.

Have you got salt? because i think we're gonna need protection.

Are you an Ember seed? Because I think you are smokin' hot.

Hello my beautiful, Good Morning and as always I'm thinking of you.

It's pretty plane and simple... I really think we could take off.

Is there ice on the ground? Because I think I just fell for you.