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Top 50 Thinking Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Thinking pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I know we aren’t socks...

    But I think we make a great pair.

  2. 7.594 billion lips on the planet

    And all I can think about is kissing yours

  3. I think I’m allergic to you

    Whenever you’re around, my dick starts to swell.

  4. I wanted to take you to the movies...

    But I don't think I could look away from you long enough to see one.

  5. Roses are red today I think your pretty great

    Today's my cake day we should make it a date

  6. Are you my suicidal thoughts?

    Because I can’t stop thinking of you.

  7. If you and I were little frogs

    We could sit on leaves together. u ever think abt that.

  8. If I had a dollar for everytime I think of you.... I would have a dollar

    Coz you never leave my mind.

  9. Hey girl are you suicide

    Because I think about you alot

  10. Hey beautiful,I think you are a hotel room?

    Cause I wanna be inside you for just one night ;)

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Funny thinking pickup lines

He : Babe please tell me are you good at algebra
She : yes. Why ?
He : You think you can replace my x without asking y

I used to think your curves were perfect

But then I saw your smile and I knew what perfection really looked like

I was thinking about my future, and I was wondering.

Are you free for the rest of your life?

Damn girl are you an upset woman?

Cause i think you’re fine

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We're not socks. But I think....

We'd make a great pair.

Are you Shrek?
Because I get hard just thinking about you

Hey cutie, is your name suicide?

Because I think about you everyday!

I think I need to see an optician

Because my eyes can't focus on anything but you.

Are you coffee

Bc you’re the first thing I think about in the morning

Love is hard, so is writing,

but when I think of a world without you it becomes very unexciting.

Hey girl, are you a sock?

Cuz, i think we'd make a great pair

Hey cutie, I think you turned me into a Russian.

Because I'd do anything to get to that moon of yours.

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Is your name Ariel?

Because I think we Mermaid for each other

I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out

i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first

*if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars

Me: Can you yawn for me?
Her:(yawns)
Me: yeah it'll fit

Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight

Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y

Me:
*points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
her "what is it?"
me " your standards hi my name is Noah”

I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet

*if she says she’s on her period*
A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
Or
I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce

Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex

Roses are okay
violets are fine
And so are you
So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9

Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap

One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?

Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?

Let’s role play
You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you

wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I

*if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets


Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose

The foot ball one

*hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot

Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

*Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts

You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile

*take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now

I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not

*just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house

I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities

Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

Are you a creative title? Because whenever I think of you, I lose it immediately.

Hey are you a pickup line? Because I'm about to overdo you

Have you considered becoming communist?

Cause i think we should turn my room into OUR room. *play soviet Russia’s anthem for best effect*

The best Sunday I can think of?

You, me, Netflix and mimosas with no pants on.

Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.

Is there an airport nearby?

Because I think my heart just took off.

You divide me by zero,

...because you make me think irrationally.

*sarcastic conversation about how much you hate your S/O* Yeah, I hate your guts

I think I’ll rearrange them

What is love ?

I don’t know, and I cant define it. But I think I can recognize it when I see it, and I’m looking at it now

I think you are a horror movie

Because i can't sleep when i think about you.

Whenever I hear Christmas music I think of you...

Because you’re annoying af