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Top 50 Thinking Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Thinking pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Thinking conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I know we aren’t socks...

    But I think we make a great pair.

  2. 7.594 billion lips on the planet

    And all I can think about is kissing yours

  3. I wanted to take you to the movies...

    But I don't think I could look away from you long enough to see one.

  4. Roses are red today I think your pretty great

    Today's my cake day we should make it a date

  5. Are you my suicidal thoughts?

    Because I can’t stop thinking of you.

  6. If you and I were little frogs

    We could sit on leaves together. u ever think abt that.

  7. If I had a dollar for everytime I think of you.... I would have a dollar

    Coz you never leave my mind.

  8. Hey girl are you suicide

    Because I think about you alot

  9. You know those gaps between your fingers?

    I think they were made for mine

  10. Hey beautiful,I think you are a hotel room?

    Cause I wanna be inside you for just one night ;)

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Funny thinking pickup lines

He : Babe please tell me are you good at algebra
She : yes. Why ?
He : You think you can replace my x without asking y

I used to think your curves were perfect

But then I saw your smile and I knew what perfection really looked like

I was thinking about my future, and I was wondering.

Are you free for the rest of your life?

Hey I think we need to go into quarantine together

Because your smile is contagious

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Are you Shrek?

Because I get hard just thinking about you

Hey cutie, is your name suicide?
Because I think about you everyday!

I think I need to see an optician

Because my eyes can't focus on anything but you.

Are you coffee

Bc you’re the first thing I think about in the morning

Love is hard, so is writing,

but when I think of a world without you it becomes very unexciting.

Hey girl, are you a sock?

Cuz, i think we'd make a great pair

Hey cutie, I think you turned me into a Russian.

Because I'd do anything to get to that moon of yours.

Is your name Ariel?

Because I think we Mermaid for each other

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Working Thinking tinder opener

Have you considered becoming communist?

Cause i think we should turn my room into OUR room. *play soviet Russia’s anthem for best effect*

The best Sunday I can think of?

You, me, Netflix and mimosas with no pants on.

Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.

Is there an airport nearby?

Because I think my heart just took off.

You divide me by zero,

...because you make me think irrationally.

Hey girl i think you're PETA

Coz i dont think you can handle this meat

I don't really smoke pot but

I think weed be cute together ;)

*sarcastic conversation about how much you hate your S/O* Yeah, I hate your guts

I think I’ll rearrange them

What is love ?

I don’t know, and I cant define it. But I think I can recognize it when I see it, and I’m looking at it now

Is your name suicide?

Bc I think about you every day

I think you are a horror movie

Because i can't sleep when i think about you.

Are you suicide

Because I think of doing you everyday.