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Top 50 Reading Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Reading chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a librarian?

    Because I see you checking me out

    Alternative response: because all you do is leave me on read

  2. Best one I know.

    Go up to crush with your phone to your ear.
    Have a pen and paper in hand and ask them if they can write something down for you.
    As they grab it "talk" into the phone and say something like,
    "Okay what was it?"
    Read out your number, and say;
    "Can you write **(your name)** under that, with a heart?"
    (Most people instinctively do so.)
    Then slick as hell put your phone in your pocket and say, "You can keep that" ;)

  3. Hey girl, I have a unreturned library book that I want to read to you tonight.

  4. If you were an articlie more than 200 words long, I would still read you.

  5. You know what's harder than read post-structuralist literature? Me.

  6. You had me at: I read Lawrence Durrell.

  7. There are so many books here but I want to read you.

  8. Did you read this weekend's forecast? Cloudy with a chance of Squirtle.

  9. After you read Upton Sinclair's The Jungle, I'm the only thing you won't be disgusted by.

  10. I know how to read and everything.

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Funny reading pickup lines

Are you reading Fahrenheit 451? Because damn, you're smoking.

You should read my diary...

I've been reading Joshua, but how many times do I need to walk around you before you fall for me?

I can also read something else besides books, your heart.

I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized, I dont have yours.

If you were a book, I'd stay up all night reading.

If you were a book, I’d wish I were blind.
So I can read you in Braille.

Are you a parking ticket? cause you read fiiiine all over!

I just wrote about you in my dark emotional journal. Wanna read?

I'll read your patriarchal blessing, if you read mine.

I'm such an open book, I could be on your summer reading list.

Found the poetry section. May I take you back in the stacks and read you some verses?

I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don't have yours.

Baby, bring your lips closer cause I can't read them.

Did you read dr Seuss as a kid?

Because green eggs and damnnnnn

Hey girl. I was reading the Book of Numbers the other day and I realized...I don't have yours.

Baby, you thicker than the bible... and I wanna read all yo pages!

You ever read Genesis? Because God saw that it is not good for man to be alone.

They call me the Librarian

Because all I do is get left on read.

Baby, if someone wrote a book on your life, I'd read it allll niiight long.

Someone as hot as you must find it difficult to do cold readings.

Hey baby, can I read your nipples?

I know how to read smoke signals. Send me one.

Probably the cheesiest one you've ever read...

Boy: I'm a superhero... Guess my name??
Girl: Ironman? Spiderman??
Boy: *smiles* Yourman!

Damn girl! You Keanu Reeves?

Cuz you take my breath away (Btw if she doesn't understand the reference, just leave. That hoe uncultured, get yourself a princess who's well versed in meme reading and dank meme culture) btw I'm single asf so if any ladies out there just hmu