Top 50 Listen Pick Up lines
Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Listen rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Listen pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.
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Hey, are you my School Essay?
Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.
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Can I just watch this Spotify ad?
Cuz I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted listening with you.
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Are you my guitar?
Cuz I wanna grab your neck and listen to the noises you make as I finger you from behind.
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Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”
Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”
She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school. -
Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”
Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”
She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school. -
I want to actively listen to your life story.
Working short listen pickup lines to impress a girl
Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”
Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”
She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school.
You're like the advocate general, you always give your opinion whether we're gonna listen or not.
Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”
Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”
She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school.
Why dont you listen to your heart and go out with me?
Are you a guitar?
Because I want to grab you by the neck and listen to the sounds you make while I finger you
Let's listen to The 1975 and make out under the stars.
Have you listened to famous last words? cause id like to see you lying next to me in the morning.
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Let's have kiss and listen to MCR.
Hey listen, I'm sorry but can you put your pronouns on your bio? I'm scared if I accidentally call you mine
Too bad my pronoun is yours
Are you a guitar? cause i would love to grab you from neck and listen your noises as I play with you
Listen ladies, I don't wash my hair with shampoo. I wash my hair with champagne.
I love your accent, I could listen to it all day
Listen babe, being with me is so good it’s taxable.
Are you a guitar because i love holding you by the neck and listening to the sounds you make when I play with you.
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Want to come over and listen to NPR.
Want to go back to my place and listen to this band before they sell out?
I bet you're tired of guys who only pretend to listen
Wanna Come Back to My Room and Listen to Some Belle and Sebastian?
I could listen to you discuss your efforts to dismantle the patriarchy all night long.
All right, so listen, ladies. There’s been a little change of plans. Something came up. You know that casino that I was telling ya’ll about? I’ve got some vouchers, to the buffet.
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.
Don't listen to your heart, listen to your cox.
Akuma: If you want to listen to something, listen to the screams of those who have died by my hand!
Hey gurl, stay awhile and listen.
Wanna come back to my place and listen to Devil and God on vinyl?
I hate noise but I'd listen to your moaning
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Are u airpod ... because i wanna listen to u all night
Spike: You listen to me. [Kneels in front of her] I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred plus years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of: you.
Wanna listen to me drone endlessly about art, bicycles, and single-origin sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?
Do you listen to Jason Derulo? Because every time I see you I want to sing your name.
Listen I don't know what the h**... an S corporation is, but I know I want to buy you a drink.
Hey girl listen I'm very sick and my doctor said that, "I need vitamin U..!"
Guy: I'm listening to Car Talk on the radio, would you like to join me?
Hey, are you Deckard Cain?
Because I'd love to stay awhile and listen.
Do you listen to Rick Astley?
'cause I'm never gonna give you up.
Do you listen to Michael Jackson?
What a coincidence, every time I think of you I just want to beat it
Dang, girl, are you my Spotify playlist?
‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.
(could be replaced with anything you like to listen to)
Listen, I've been auditing your body all night, and it is in damn fine standing.
Being with you is like...
Listening to my favourite song.
Are you a musical?
Because you have a lot of plot points that I'm having a hard time following but I like listening to you anyway.
Hey girl, are you Joe Rogan's Podcast
Coz I wanna sleep listening to you.
Listen to the color of your dreams.
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Listen phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Listen lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.