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Top 50 Listen Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Listen pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Listen conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey, are you my School Essay?

    Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.

  2. Can I just watch this Spotify ad?

    Cuz I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted listening with you.

  3. Are you my guitar?

    Cuz I wanna grab your neck and listen to the noises you make as I finger you from behind.

  4. I want to actively listen to your life story.

  5. You're like the advocate general, you always give your opinion whether we're gonna listen or not.

  6. Want to come back to my place & listen to The Smiths?

  7. Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me?

  8. Are you a guitar?

    Because I want to grab you by the neck and listen to the sounds you make while I finger you

  9. Let's listen to The 1975 and make out under the stars.

  10. Have you listened to famous last words? cause id like to see you lying next to me in the morning.

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Let's have kiss and listen to MCR.

Hey listen, I'm sorry but can you put your pronouns on your bio? I'm scared if I accidentally call you mine

Too bad my pronoun is yours

Listen ladies, I don't wash my hair with shampoo. I wash my hair with champagne.

I love your accent, I could listen to it all day

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Listen, I'm no Gynecologist, but I'll be happy to take a look.

Want to come over and listen to NPR.

Want to go back to my place and listen to this band before they sell out?

I bet you're tired of guys who only pretend to listen

Wanna Come Back to My Room and Listen to Some Belle and Sebastian?

I could listen to you discuss your efforts to dismantle the patriarchy all night long.

All right, so listen, ladies. There’s been a little change of plans. Something came up. You know that casino that I was telling ya’ll about? I’ve got some vouchers, to the buffet.

Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.

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Working Listen tinder opener

Akuma: If you want to listen to something, listen to the screams of those who have died by my hand!

Hey gurl, stay awhile and listen.

Wanna come back to my place and listen to Devil and God on vinyl?

I hate noise but I'd listen to your moaning

Spike: You listen to me. [Kneels in front of her] I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred plus years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of: you.

Are u airpod ... because i wanna listen to u all night

Wanna listen to me drone endlessly about art, bicycles, and single-origin sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?

Do you listen to Jason Derulo? Because every time I see you I want to sing your name.

Listen I don't know what the hell an S corporation is, but I know I want to buy you a drink.

Hey girl listen I'm very sick and my doctor said that, "I need vitamin U..!"

Guy: I'm listening to Car Talk on the radio, would you like to join me?