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Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Listen Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Listen pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Listen conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey, are you my School Essay?

    Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.

  2. Can I just watch this Spotify ad?

    Cuz I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted listening with you.

  3. Are you my guitar?

    Cuz I wanna grab your neck and listen to the noises you make as I finger you from behind.

  4. I want to actively listen to your life story.

  5. You're like the advocate general, you always give your opinion whether we're gonna listen or not.

  6. Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me?

  7. Want to come back to my place & listen to The Smiths?

  8. Are you a guitar?

    Because I want to grab you by the neck and listen to the sounds you make while I finger you

  9. Let's listen to The 1975 and make out under the stars.

  10. Have you listened to famous last words? cause id like to see you lying next to me in the morning.

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Funny listen pickup lines

Let's have kiss and listen to MCR.

Listen ladies, I don't wash my hair with shampoo. I wash my hair with champagne.

I love your accent, I could listen to it all day

Listen babe, being with me is so good it’s taxable.

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Want to come over and listen to NPR.

Want to go back to my place and listen to this band before they sell out?

I bet you're tired of guys who only pretend to listen

I could listen to you discuss your efforts to dismantle the patriarchy all night long.

Wanna listen to me drone endlessly about art, bicycles, and single-origin sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?

Do you listen to Jason Derulo? Because every time I see you I want to sing your name.

Hey girl listen I'm very sick and my doctor said that, "I need vitamin U..!"

Guy: I'm listening to Car Talk on the radio, would you like to join me?

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Working Listen tinder opener

Do you listen to Rick Astley?

'cause I'm never gonna give you up.

Dang, girl, are you my Spotify playlist?

‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.

(could be replaced with anything you like to listen to)

Do you listen to Michael Jackson?

What a coincidence, every time I think of you I just want to beat it

Being with you is like...

Listening to my favourite song.

Are you a musical?

Because you have a lot of plot points that I'm having a hard time following but I like listening to you anyway.

Hey girl, are you Joe Rogan's Podcast

Coz I wanna sleep listening to you.

Listen to the color of your dreams.

Are you an audiobook?

Because i could listen to you for hours

Are you Spotify?

Cuz i can listen to you all day

Are you my favorite radio station?

Because I could listen to you all day.

Dyou listen to Twice?

Cuz you make me Feel Special.