Are you a pair of lenses?

Because i can’t wait to take you out before going to sleep.

No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.

Wait until you see my tangerines.

Pardon me but my necktie is on your floor. Wait, that's *tomorrow* morning...

Girl, I know you want this TIP.

I’ve got a snake waiting to meet you, no, it is not Nagini.

Hi, I'm Advent. You must be Christmas, cause I've been waiting for you for what feels like forever...

It’s almost midnight sweetheart. I can’t wait to see what you turn into.

You're like a 300 dpi file, I'm willing to wait for you.

I'd wait in purgatory forever for you.

Hey baby, this fondue is waiting for you.

You wanna taste it?

I have died everyday waiting for you.

I noticed you, noticing me when I ordered.

You’d still be pretty even if your hair didn’t smell like fried goodness.

I want to wait until your Stockings are Low, and then Invest in your Portfolio.

You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?

If you like waiting in line and getting caught in the rain...

Look at all that fertile land waiting for us.

I can't wait till the day I can wake up right next to you.

Hi. I’m like a tropical island: hot, wet, and waiting for tourists.

Baby are you a magnet?

Because I can’t wait to pin you against the fridge

If you think I'm hot now baby, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.

You should come wait with me at my gate.

Is your name taper? Cause you are everything I've been waiting for.

I can’t wait to show you my private garden.

Do you want the sauce lathered on your food...or me?

Good morning sexy!

Can’t wait to set my eyes on you again tonight.

Think coal’s dirty? Wait until you hear what I want to do with you.

You brought me dinner, can I bring you breakfast?

You think you're hot now? Wait til you see my giant furnace room.

What's a nice girl like you doing in... wait, where am I?

I can't wait to knock you on the ground and use my ending blow.

Engorgio! Oh wait I don't need magic to enlarge this!

Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.

I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I’m an o**... donor. Here take my heart and my number.

Do you want me to see your shoes now or should I wait till they’re over my shoulder?

If you liked the tip, come by later and ill give you the full thing.

Alexander Hamilton, My name is Alexander Hamilton

And theres a million things i haven’t done


(Like you)


So just you wait, just you wait

Hey girl are you petrol?

Because I feel like I’m in a long line of people waiting to pump you.

We need to make babies straight away - if we wait any longer, the world will be too warm for our children to survive.

Are those butterflies in my stomach? Oh wait you're just making me sick.

Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!

Are you a toilet paper

Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your kiss haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a r**... sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you

I can’t wait until Covid is over...

So I can take off this mask and you can have your seat back.

Did I give you enough dressing for your salad?

This one is if you waited a time after you matched

If I wait any longer with an icebreaker, the ice would be melted by now

Are you a waitress? 'Cause I want to put my tip in your box.

I can't wait to unwrap your present!

Girl, are you retweets, because i keep waiting for you all day long.

Your money isnt the only tip i want.

What color is your toothbrush?

(wait for reply (obviously))


Yeah that'll look good next to mine

I have an extra special dish waiting for you at Weeny Hut Junior.

Hey babe, what's your favorite position? Mine's long A. - Mine is banana - mine's lower dark - Mine is Secret. Wait...

I've been waiting 75 million years to see a meat body like yours.

Girl you waiting in line for pho? Me too, I am in for Pho Queue.

They call me defuse kit, cause I last 5 seconds.... Wait..

Girl, my l**... for you is greater than my thirst for enlightenment has to wait...

I can’t wait to kiss your tulips.

Want to go someplace quieter, or should I wait an hour and reroll my diplomacy?

Robert: I've been waiting for this day.

Let's add this log to the fire. Oh wait, that's just my p**....

It has been oolong time that I have been waiting to meet you.

Are you a leap year? Because you only come around once every four years and you're worth the wait.

Ryu: Your fists show a lot of potential. I wait for the day we meet again.

Are you waiting impatiently for the reaper to come harvest your soul? Your soul is mine.

Hey baby, can you please hold my rod and wait for what happens?

Do you know what a pig looks like? Just wait until you see the twist in my tail.

You know how they say bats can see in the dark? Wait until you see what this bat can do in the dark!

Forget about Doctor Robotnik, wait until you see my Doctor Robotdik.

I keep falling off my mountain bike while waiting for you to call. I can’t handle the suspension.

You remind me of the 17 letters of the alphabet.

Wait. No, there's 26; U R A Q T, H M L.

I know i'm still missing one. You can get the D later ;)

Hey baby, are you a train? Because I have been waiting to get on the right ride.

Hey gurl are you-

Oh wait, you're a guy with long hair, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry-

I think I've fallen in puppy love.. oh wait, I though you were a dog. Nevermind.

Let me show you my daily special.

Are you my Amazon package? Because I had been waiting for you.

If you think I’m good at flirting now, wait until you flirt with me over the phone.

Hey baby are you death? Cause I'm just waiting for you to c**....

Baby! I can't wait to see the dark night today.

On a scale of 1-10 I’d rate you as homosexual, wait sorry, I can hardly think straight when I see you

May i take your order? Or maybe your virginity?

Babe, I am waiting for your next move.

I may have been waiting for this train for 20 goddamn minutes, but I've been waiting for a girl like you my whole life.

"They say good things come to those who wait; can I schedule a date with you?"

"Are you a dessert? Because I'm insatiable for your sweetness and can't wait to indulge more."

"You must be a good book, because I can’t wait to dive into your chapters and discover all your secrets."

"I'll be here waiting, don't you worry. Your absence makes my heart feel blurry. Come back soon, my sweet cherry."

Is it just me, or is it getting colder in here? Oh wait, that's just the chill you bring.

Your thighs remind me of my favorite snack - hot and buttery, just waiting to be devoured.

You must be a temptress in disguise, the way you handle that banana is seductive.

Watching you eat that banana is almost as satisfying as imagining your lips on mine.

Are you a treasure map? Because I can't wait to uncover all the hidden gems that make you special.

Like a sunbeam breaking through the rain, your smile is a sight that eases my pain.

Maybe it's the thrill of the unknown... or perhaps you're just waiting for the perfect moment to give in to temptation. 😉

Maybe I was waiting for the right moment to dazzle you with my charm. Let's make up for lost time now. 😘

I like to keep things interesting. But hey, good things come to those who wait, right? Tell me a secret about yourself.

Definitely saving the best for last! You've got me intrigued with your charm and wit. Can't wait to learn more about you.

In your absence, time seems to lack, like a lone wolf needing its pack. Can't wait for your return, let's pick up our chat and let it burn!

"Is your name Delivery? Because I've been waiting for you longer than my pizza at a party."

"I'm sure your voice is as captivating as your thoughts. Can't wait to hear it someday, maybe it will add color to my dreams."

"Are we in different time zones? Because my heart skips a beat every hour, waiting for your reply."

"Waiting for you feels like a sweet torment, your allure is my sweetest obsession, can we change that tonight?"

Babe, if you think you are just a normal girl now. Wait until I give you my magical wand and you will be my fairy.

If you are amazed at all my trampoline jumping tricks, just wait and see the tricks I can do in bed.

If you this this Bunny shot is bad, wait until you see what I can do in bed.

How long do you guys wait to ask a girl out ?

"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!

"Well, I only start daydreaming when an intriguing and enchanting conversation strikes which is quite recent, to be honest. 🌠"

"Is your name Google? Because when you said you can't wait to see me, my heart searched for 'how to beat faster'."

"Is your name Eminem? Because my feelings for you never lose themselves, they're just waiting for the right verse."

Your understanding is sexy. I appreciate a woman who gets it. Can't wait to unravel more about you.

"If giving massages is your idea of lame, I can't wait to see what your idea of exciting is."

When I see your smile, my world becomes brand new. Can't wait to spend time with you.

"Is it just me, or did the room suddenly get brighter? Oh wait, it's just your smile shining."

"If finding that song together feels like this much fun, I can't wait to discover more with you."

Noted, I'll remember that "k" is your preference. Can't wait to find out more things you like. 😏

Are you a piñata? Because I can't wait to break the ice and get to know you better.

Are you a shampoo bottle? Because I can't wait to lather you up and rinse you off.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber. Wait, I mean cucumber, but you get the point.

Are you a bed? Because I can't wait to cuddle up with you all night long.

Can't wait to see how stunning you look in it! White is definitely your color 💫

Oh, a man in a tied black outfit, mysterious and alluring. I'm intrigued. Can't wait to see more of your style.

Haha, I bet I can find a more creative use for that dildo. Can't wait to show you my skills.

Can't wait to see you in a swimsuit at the pool party, bet you'll make the water jealous.

I understand how you feel. Maybe we can start fresh and I can show you what real love feels like. Let's give it a shot!

Black lingerie, huh? I bet you look absolutely stunning in it. Can't wait to see for myself someday.

Black lingerie? My imagination is running wild now... Can't wait to see more.

Haha, I love the idea of carrying you around like a queen and having you on my lap whenever you want. Can't wait to spoil you even more! 😉

"Excuse me, but is your smile from a fairy tale? It's so enchanting, just like the little one you're expecting."

If bad times bring us closer, then I can't wait to see what amazing memories we'll create together.

Are you a magician? Because when I saw you, the rest of the room disappeared.