Top 50 Stand Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Stand conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Stand pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.

My d**ck is so polite

It stands up so you can sit down :)
Girl, do you run a hot dog cart?

Cause you really know how to make a wiener stand.

(Disclosure: I’m female but this still made me laugh)
My p**... is a Feminist because it stands up for you
Stand next to the person and say:

If you were a pirate, would your parrot sit on this (put your hand on the person's nearest shoulder) or on this shoulder? (Now put your arm around this person)
Please end up this poverty in my heart and stand in solidarity by my side.
Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.

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None of my 722 wives or 423 concubines under stands me.

If I said you had a good body would you let me stand next to you and talk to your' owner?

Ayyy gurl is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.

Is your dad a sergeant cause your making my privates stand at attention!

Can we discuss the deployment of a long-standing member?

Hey girl, do you sell hotdogs?
Cause you know how to make my Weiner stand

Where do you stand on access to the southern corridor pipeline?

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Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.

If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands...

My hair isn’t the only thing standing straight up.

Stand a little closer, baby, and I'll bring palpitations to your liver.

I'll stand in solidarity with you. Can I hold your hand too?

My di*k is probably an acronym

Coz it stands for you

Let us let only latex stand between our love.

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Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!

Is your middle name Aphrodite

Because from where I'm standing all I see is the goddess of beauty

Hey baby, this 's' doesn't just stand for hope in my planet.

You must be Elita One, because when I'm with you, time stands still!

Do you sell hot dogs? Cause you make my Wiener Stand

Hey, are you the impostor?

Because you're the only one that stands out to me :)

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Hey boy are u a comedian?

Cause I’d love to see u stand up sometime ;)

Do you work at IKEA

Because I’d like to buy one night stand

Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it

Are you a Drill Sargent

Cause you make my privates stand

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

I will be your deck that you can stand on.

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If I were a snowman, I'd melt standing next to you cause you're just too hot for me to handle

F.A.N.G: You’ll never stand a chance against my poison with just muscles alone!

I couldn't believe it when you told me you're a masseuse, chiropractor AND an orthopedist!

But now I realize I stand corrected.

Guess why I am standing here? Because I want to be your Mr. Right.

People of Eternia! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny to join with this beautiful woman standing before my empty eye-sockets! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, will make this woman my eternal lover! YES! Yes... I feel it, the s**... tension... fills me. Yes, I feel the tension within me! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!

How do lacrosse players stay cool during a game? They stand near the fans!

Is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.

Juri: Ahaha! Stand up, you monster! Don't you wanna try and devour me?

I'm 6'7" standing up... and 9" laying down.

My d*ck must be an acronym

Because it stands for U

Are you a Drill Sergeant??

Beacuse you have my Private standing at attention.

Gare are you a carpenter, because you made my hotdog stand.

Are you standing full? Because I would bust you any time.

Hey, could you stand under my umbrella?

Because I don't want anything other than me to make you wet...

Are you a stand user?

Because meeting you isn't a coincidence

Do you sell hot dogs? Because you sure know how to make a wiener stand.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Stand phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Stand lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.