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Top 50 Seat Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Seat pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. *girl caresses ur face”

    “is this seat taken”

  2. I saved you a seat...on my face.

  3. The back seat of my new Dodge Ram lays right down.

  4. Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
    Man: Probably because you’d be on your knees greeting my crotch.

  5. Wanna ride in the back seat and eat peas with me?

  6. Is this seat taken or are you a Sedevacantist?

  7. When the captain turns off the seat belt light feel free to roam about my cabin.

  8. I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.

  9. I’ve heard cars match the owner’s personality.

    I guess that’s true in my case because my back seats go down and so do I

  10. Miss, I think you might be in my seat. No, it's ok. We can share.

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Girl pick your seat , because you can ride my pony all night.

Going my way? I've got a seat open.

Is that an 'X' on the seat of your pants? 'Cause it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!

Hey baby, I've got a back seat with your name on it.

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Hey there. Got a seat for me?

The seat of my vintage moped that runs on bio fuel is vegan leather.

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Are you looking for a seat?

Because my face is always open

I'd burn every seat in this bar...

Just so you would have no place to sit but on my face

Hi Miss! Let me wipe that seat for you.

*wipes face*

Hey girl, is this seat taken?

And what about you? Are you taken?

You may not be a seat beat...

But I always feel safe with you 🥰

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Working Seat tinder opener

Is that seat taken?

How about you are you?

Hey does your car have seat warmers?

Cause that ass looks hot!

As long as I have this wheelchair, youll always have a lap to seat on.

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he climbed into the back seat of my crew cab.

Hey baby girl lemme wipe your seat

*wipes face*

Hey im seat 10a. And you look a lot like the person who's supposed to be in 10b.

Pointing at my own face

You know this seat is saved just for you

Heaven's in the back seat of my Batmobile. Let me take you there.

Hey girl do you ever take the metro on a busy day?

Cuz if you can't find a seat, you can sit on my face.

Man: Is this seat taken? Woman: No, and mine will not be anymore if you sit down.

If you were to fly my airline...

...your seat assignment would say “MF”, for My Face