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Top 50 Seat Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Seat pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Seat conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. *girl caresses ur face”

    “is this seat taken”

  2. I hope covid ends soon so you don’t have to wear that mask and I can have my seat back

  3. *Turn on her seat heating* She: "What are you doing?" You: "Just heating up my dinner."

  4. I saved you a seat...on my face.

  5. You look so innocent So sweet

    As long as I have a face
    You'll always have a seat

  6. The back seat of my new Dodge Ram lays right down.

  7. Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
    Man: Probably because you’d be on your knees greeting my crotch.

  8. Wanna ride in the back seat and eat peas with me?

  9. Is this seat taken or are you a Sedevacantist?

  10. When the captain turns off the seat belt light feel free to roam about my cabin.

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If I were reincarnated
I would wish to be the seat of your bicycle

I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.

I’ve heard cars match the owner’s personality.

I guess that’s true in my case because my back seats go down and so do I

Miss, I think you might be in my seat. No, it's ok. We can share.

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Going my way? I've got a seat open.

Is that an 'X' on the seat of your pants? 'Cause it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!

Hey baby, I've got a back seat with your name on it.

I can’t wait until Covid is over...

So I can take off this mask and you can have your seat back.

Excuse me, is this seat taken?


Hey there. Got a seat for me?

The seat of my vintage moped that runs on bio fuel is vegan leather.

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Are you looking for a seat?

Because my face is always open

I'd burn every seat in this bar...

Just so you would have no place to sit but on my face

Hi Miss! Let me wipe that seat for you.

*wipes face*

Hey girl, is this seat taken?

And what about you? Are you taken?

You may not be a seat beat...

But I always feel safe with you 🥰

I have to say, I don't think you'll be needing your seat cushion as a flotation device.

Let me clean that seat for you

*Take your towel and wipe your face*

Is that seat taken?

How about you are you?

Hey does your car have seat warmers?

Cause that kiss looks hot!

I cannot play hide & seat with you

Because you are someone impossible to find

I’ve a two seated vehicle for you

Front seat is my face and back seat is my lap.