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Following is our collection of Seat chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. *girl caresses ur face”

    “is this seat taken”

  2. I saved you a seat...on my face.

  3. The back seat of my new Dodge Ram lays right down.

  4. Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
    Man: Probably because you’d be on your knees greeting my crotch.

  5. Wanna ride in the back seat and eat peas with me?

  6. Is this seat taken or are you a Sedevacantist?

  7. When the captain turns off the seat belt light feel free to roam about my cabin.

  8. I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.

  9. I’ve heard cars match the owner’s personality.

    I guess that’s true in my case because my back seats go down and so do I

  10. Miss, I think you might be in my seat. No, it's ok. We can share.

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Girl pick your seat , because you can ride my pony all night.

Going my way? I've got a seat open.

Hey baby, I've got a back seat with your name on it.

Is that an 'X' on the seat of your pants? 'Cause it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!

Excuse me, is this seat taken?

A little elaborate, but bear with me.

So this has to be done at a bar that uses ice cubes in their drinks.

Take up a seat next to the prettiest girl there. She'll probably be wondering why you sat so close with so many empty seats. This is good---pique her interest, get her thinking about you.

You order a gin soda or any other hiball (preferably something with no sugary soda). Sit there and drink quietly while you glance up at her every once in a while with maybe a smile or two. Again, keep her thinking "who is this guy and what does he want?" This is critical.

Do this maybe four or five times and when she finally turns to you to ask "can I help you?" you take a piece of ice out of your glass, place it on the bar, look her dead in the eye and smash it with your cup. Then you say, in your most James Dean with Wolverine claws voice: "Now that I've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?"

Boom. Panties, meet floor.

Hey there. Got a seat for me?

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

The seat of my vintage moped that runs on bio fuel is vegan leather.

Are you looking for a seat?

Because my face is always open

I'd burn every seat in this bar...

Just so you would have no place to sit but on my face

Hi Miss! Let me wipe that seat for you.

*wipes face*

Hey girl, is this seat taken?

And what about you? Are you taken?

I have to say, I don't think you'll be needing your seat cushion as a flotation device.

Is that seat taken?

How about you are you?

(PS. This only works in person, one of my dumbass nigga texted it a girl)

Hey does your car have seat warmers?

Cause that ass looks hot!

As long as I have this wheelchair, youll always have a lap to seat on.

Hey im seat 10a. And you look a lot like the person who's supposed to be in 10b.

Pointing at my own face

You know this seat is saved just for you

Hey girl do you ever take the metro on a busy day?

Cuz if you can't find a seat, you can sit on my face.

Heaven's in the back seat of my Batmobile. Let me take you there.

Man: Is this seat taken? Woman: No, and mine will not be anymore if you sit down.

If you were to fly my airline...

...your seat assignment would say “MF”, for My Face

Are you looking for a seat?

Cuz I would break all the chairs in this room, just for you to sit on my face

Hey babe, I'd take this guy's corpse out of me and let you have a front-row seat view from inside me.