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50 Table Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Table rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about table, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Table Pickup Lines

A good Table hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Are you my homework?

    ‘Cause I wanna throw you on the table and do you all night but I’ll give up two minutes in and start crying.

  2. They forgot to put your name on the periodic table

    Cos you're one of the elements that make up my life.

  3. Girl if you were mine, I would treat you like my homework..........I would slam you on the table and do you all night.

    Never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead

  4. *Bites ice in half and spits it onto the table*

    Now that I broke the ice I can say it's nice to meet you I'm (state yours name)

  5. Are you a coconut?

    Because I wanna smash you on the table until the white stuff comes out

  6. Hey girl are you a map

    Because I wanna spread your body on the table

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What is a good Table pickup line?

Short and cute table pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about table are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Where can I buy a chess table with a queen like you?

Are you a coconut?

Cause I want to smash you on the table till the white stuff comes out

Are you a glass ketchup bottle?

Because I’m gonna kiss you for a while at the kitchen table.

The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting.

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Smooth Table pickup line

If I could rewrite the periodic table,

I would put Uranium and Iodine together, for U and I!

You remind me of my pinkie toe...little, cute and I'll probably kiss you on the coffee table later tonight.

Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table, and do you all night long.

Cheesy table Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

There’s nothing quite like having fresh pie on the table.

Hey girl what table are you sitting at?

Oral procedures are more more interesting, there's always a tour de table.

Roses are red, violets are blue

What’s your favorite restaurant? I’ll get a table for two :)

You must be on top of a lot of tables with statistics like that.

Why aren't you in the periodic table? Maybe because you are a rare element in my life.

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Working Table tinder opener

Are you an enchantment table?

Because I cant understand anything you say.

Corny table Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Table conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Excuse me miss, are you a brand new iPhone?

Because I wanna smash you on the floor, wall, and table.

You must be my pinkie toe cuz I'd bang you on my coffee table

Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements?

That’s because I love U!

Shall we do it on the table periodically?

Would you like me to do you periodically on the table?

If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put U and I together.

If I could rearrange the periodic table of elements

I would put U and I together

Are you a puzzle?

Because id leave you on the table unfinished ;3

(or {because im the piece you’re missing})

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I liked talking to you.

Should I book a table for 2?

You’re just like my pinkie toe...

Small, cute, and I’m gonna kiss u up against my coffee table later

Ever do it on an embalming table?

s**... is like ping pong, it's a never ending rally until one partner loses the rally.

A good table Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Table hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Care to knock a few balls with me?

What we are doing tonight, we don't need no rubber.

I got the Runes, You got the Stones. Let's do it on the Smithing Table.

Girl, it's not just the paddle, it's my blade.

You are the winner in my table tennis game.

Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on the table and do you all night long!

Baby, lets be chemist, & do it on the table periodically.

A woman refused a drink from me at the bar the other night. She said she'd only accept a gift if I had 8 inches under the table.

I told her "I'm sorry honey, you're very beautiful but I'm not cutting off two inches for anyone"

Do you play ping pong? Because you sure know how to work my balls.

Girl, are you a ping pong ball? Because I'd like to chase you around the room then smash you.

It's not just the footwork babe, it's also how I gain more speed from my hips.

Do you play forehand or backhand? Either way I am serving you tonight.

You could counter smash me any time.

Chemists do it on the table periodically.

Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.

Babe, I am a pro table tennis player. Want to check out my perfect s**....

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Table love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Table chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.