Top 50 Table Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Table pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Are you my homework?

   ‘Cause I wanna throw you on the table and do you all night but I’ll give up two minutes in and start crying.

2. They forgot to put your name on the periodic table

   Cos you're one of the elements that make up my life.

3. Are you a glass ketchup bottle?

   Because I’m gonna bang you for a while at the kitchen table.

4. The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting.

5. Oh you like gherkins? I LOVE whole dill spears for my Thanksgiving table.

6. If I could rewrite the periodic table,

   I would put Uranium and Iodine together, for U and I!

7. You remind me of my pinkie toe...little, cute and I'll probably bang you on the coffee table later tonight.

8. Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table, and do you all night long.

9. There’s nothing quite like having fresh pie on the table.

10. Hey girl what table are you sitting at?

Funny table pickup lines

Oral procedures are more more interesting, there's always a tour de table.

You must be on top of a lot of tables with statistics like that.

Why aren't you in the periodic table? Maybe because you are a rare element in my life.

Are you an enchantment table?

Because I cant understand anything you say.

Shall we do it on the table periodically?

If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put U and I together.

Are you a puzzle?

Because id leave you on the table unfinished ;3

(or {because im the piece you’re missing})

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I liked talking to you.

Should I book a table for 2?

You’re just like my pinkie toe...

Small, cute, and I’m gonna bang u up against my coffee table later

Ever do it on an embalming table?

Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on the table and do you all night long!

Baby, lets be chemist, & do it on the table periodically.

Chemists do it on the table periodically.

How to get laid in 5 esay steps

1 find a girl.

2 get her a drink

3 think of the best pick up line, better than anyone has ever thought of.

4 for repeat what you said in your head. "Are you my pinky toe, cuz your cute, little, and I know I'm gonna smash you against the coffee table later🥴"

5 get laid

Damn girl, you remind me of my big toe.

I could really see myself banging you on my coffee table.

Do you want to pretend to be my big toe...

So that I can bang you on the coffee table?

Damn girl, are you my homework?

Because I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long

You remind me of my pinky toe...

You’re small, cute, and I’m gonna bang you on the kitchen table later.

If every man on earth was transformed into a ball of dough and appeared on a table in front of you...

I can be the one you knead.

Are you a spreadsheet?

Cause I would merge cells with you on this table

Girl, you and the table are the same because..

..The table is not the only thing that going to be on all 4 tonight.

If you are a recipe, I would do you anytime on my crafting table.

One I love.

You remind me of my pinky toe, you're small, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on a coffee table later.