110 Table Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 110 table pick up lines for her and flirty table rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about table that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your table rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny table pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty table joke for a great chat response.

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Are you my homework?

‘Cause I wanna throw you on the table and do you all night but I’ll give up two minutes in and start crying.
They forgot to put your name on the periodic table

Cos you're one of the elements that make up my life.
Girl if you were mine, I would treat you like my homework..........I would slam you on the table and do you all night.

Never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead
*Bites ice in half and spits it onto the table*

Now that I broke the ice I can say it's nice to meet you I'm (state yours name)
Are you a coconut?

Because I wanna smash you on the table until the white stuff comes out
Hey girl are you a map

Because I wanna spread your body on the table

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Short and cute table pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about table are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Where can I buy a chess table with a queen like you?

Are you a coconut?

Cause I want to smash you on the table till the white stuff comes out

Are you a glass ketchup bottle?

Because I’m gonna kiss you for a while at the kitchen table.

The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting.

If I could rewrite the periodic table,

I would put Uranium and Iodine together, for U and I!

You remind me of my pinkie toe...little, cute and I'll probably kiss you on the coffee table later tonight.

Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table, and do you all night long.

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Cheesy table Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

There’s nothing quite like having fresh pie on the table.

Hey girl what table are you sitting at?

Oral procedures are more more interesting, there's always a tour de table.

Roses are red, violets are blue

What’s your favorite restaurant? I’ll get a table for two :)

You must be on top of a lot of tables with statistics like that.

Why aren't you in the periodic table? Maybe because you are a rare element in my life.

Excuse me miss, are you a brand new iPhone?

Because I wanna smash you on the floor, wall, and table.

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Funny table Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Table conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

You must be my pinkie toe cuz I'd bang you on my coffee table

Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements?

That’s because I love U!

Shall we do it on the table periodically?

If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put U and I together.

Would you like me to do you periodically on the table?

If I could rearrange the periodic table of elements

I would put U and I together

Are you a puzzle?

Because id leave you on the table unfinished ;3

(or {because im the piece you’re missing})

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I liked talking to you.

Should I book a table for 2?

You’re just like my pinkie toe...

Small, cute, and I’m gonna kiss u up against my coffee table later

Ever do it on an embalming table?

s**... is like ping pong, it's a never ending rally until one partner loses the rally.

What we are doing tonight, we don't need no rubber.

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Clever table Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Table hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I got the Runes, You got the Stones. Let's do it on the Smithing Table.

Care to knock a few balls with me?

Girl, it's not just the paddle, it's my blade.

You are the winner in my table tennis game.

Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on the table and do you all night long!

Baby, lets be chemist, & do it on the table periodically.

A woman refused a drink from me at the bar the other night. She said she'd only accept a gift if I had 8 inches under the table.

I told her "I'm sorry honey, you're very beautiful but I'm not cutting off two inches for anyone"

Do you play ping pong? Because you sure know how to work my balls.

Girl, are you a ping pong ball? Because I'd like to chase you around the room then smash you.

It's not just the footwork babe, it's also how I gain more speed from my hips.

Do you play forehand or backhand? Either way I am serving you tonight.

You could counter smash me any time.

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Smooth table Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Table pickup lines make her give you her number.

Chemists do it on the table periodically.

Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.

Babe, I am a pro table tennis player. Want to check out my perfect s**....

Babe, if you lob my strokes, I am going to smash you deep.

If you will be my paddle, I'll be your ball. Serve me.

Girl, are you ping pong? Because I can smash you all night long.

"I'm not sure what looks tastier, those snacks or the captivating smile you're serving."

"Is that midnight dinner for one? Because with your beauty, you've made my heart a table for two."

"Table of contents ka ba? Kasi everytime I see you, nasusummarize ang happiness ng buong book ng buhay ko."

"Is it just me or did the room get brighter when I found you in this charming corner?"

"Kung table of contents ka, sa'yong chapter ba ako makakahanap ng 'Forever'? Dahil sa iyo, parang nabasa ko na."

"Losing never felt so winning, if it means I get the chance to watch your smile light up across the dinner table."

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Flirty table Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Table pick up lines are made to get him interested.

"Table of contents ka ba? Kasi sa bawat pahina ng buhay ko, nais ko ikaw ang headline."
(Translation: Are you a table of contents? Because on every page of my life, I want you to be the headline.)

"Small girl with a smile that sways, your beauty puts the grandest tables and lushest locks in a daze."

"Table of Contents ka ba? Kasi hindi ko mabubuo ang kwento ng buhay ko, kung wala ka."

"A little late? That just gives me more time to dream about your beauty. Dinner with you sounds perfect right now."

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine, because you're sweeter than all the candy on this table."

Girl, you sure know how to handle that wood.

"Humne bhi toh bas aapka hi intezaar kiya, ab toh aa gaye hain, chaliye saath mein pyaar bhara dinner kiya jaaye."

"If you were a candy, I'd choose you over all these sweets on the table any day."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my big table and your radiant smile?"

Babe, you like table tennis? Because you ping pong my balls.

Are you a right angle?

Cause I want to bend you over on a table

"You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real, babe. You've just added a sexy element to my periodic table."

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Cringe table Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

"How about we make this Thanksgiving unforgettable? Your beauty surely outshines any centerpiece on the table."

"Among all these sweets, your smile is the only treat that caught my attention."

"Aap ki ankhon mein neend ka jadu, kuch is tarah se mujhe hua bhayankar fida, chalo ab khao mere sath khana pyara."

"Thank you, I like to think they serve me well. How about you? What strengths do you bring to the table?"

"Wine and pasta - a classic combo. You've got taste. Any chance you're as adventurous with food as you are with wine selection?"

"Trust me darling, the only thing I can't beat you at is stealing my heart. How about a game of pool?"

"Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, the perfect element in my periodic table."

Girl, would you be my table tennis tonight? Because I want to serve you.

Let's jump up on the pool table and show your boobs.

"Are we at the Thanksgiving table? Because you’ve certainly made my heart full and my desires rise."

"Is your heart made of sugar? Because I've got a sweet tooth and it's craving for you."

"Table of contents ka ba? Kasi, every time I look at you, I see my future chapters."

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Table love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Table chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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