Top 50 Table Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Table chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Are you my homework?

   ‘Cause I wanna throw you on the table and do you all night but I’ll give up two minutes in and start crying.

2. Are you a glass ketchup bottle?

   Because I’m gonna bang you for a while at the kitchen table.

3. The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting.

4. Oh you like gherkins? I LOVE whole dill spears for my Thanksgiving table.

5. If I could rewrite the periodic table,

   I would put Uranium and Iodine together, for U and I!

6. You remind me of my pinkie toe...little, cute and I'll probably bang you on the coffee table later tonight.

7. Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table, and do you all night long.

8. There’s nothing quite like having fresh pie on the table.

9. Hey girl what table are you sitting at?

10. Oral procedures are more more interesting, there's always a tour de table.

Funny table pickup lines

You must be on top of a lot of tables with statistics like that.

Why aren't you in the periodic table? Maybe because you are a rare element in my life.

Are you an enchantment table?

Because I cant understand anything you say.

Excuse me miss, are you a brand new iPhone?

Because I wanna smash you on the floor, wall, and table.

Shall we do it on the table periodically?

If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put U and I together.

Are you a puzzle?
Because id leave you on the table unfinished ;3

(or {because im the piece you’re missing})

You’re just like my pinkie toe...

Small, cute, and I’m gonna bang u up against my coffee table later

Ever do it on an embalming table?

Baby, lets be chemist, & do it on the table periodically.

Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on the table and do you all night long!

A woman refused a drink from me at the bar the other night. She said she'd only accept a gift if I had 8 inches under the table.

I told her "I'm sorry honey, you're very beautiful but I'm not cutting off two inches for anyone"

Chemists do it on the table periodically.

Damn girl, you remind me of my big toe.

I could really see myself banging you on my coffee table.

Do you want to pretend to be my big toe...

So that I can bang you on the coffee table?

Damn girl, are you my homework?

Because I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long

You remind me of my pinky toe...

You’re small, cute, and I’m gonna bang you on the kitchen table later.

If every man on earth was transformed into a ball of dough and appeared on a table in front of you...

I can be the one you knead.

Are you a spreadsheet?

Cause I would merge cells with you on this table

One I love.

You remind me of my pinky toe, you're small, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on a coffee table later.

Do I need a crafting table to pick at your axe?

My toe, my thumb and you

Three things I'd be fine with banging on the coffee table.

You're like my math assignment

Because I gotta smack you on the table and do you all night.

Are you my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long after procrastinating for hours just before the big test and getting very mild depression that only several years of therapy can help me with because I'm a sick and mournful fool of a human being

Hey girl, are you my homework?

'Cause I wanna' slam you on the table and do you all night



(You've probably seen this one before but it's one of my personal favorites so I just wanted to share it!)