Where can I buy a chess table with a queen like you?

Are you a coconut?

Cause I want to smash you on the table till the white stuff comes out

Are you a glass ketchup bottle?

Because I’m gonna kiss you for a while at the kitchen table.

The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting.

If I could rewrite the periodic table,

I would put Uranium and Iodine together, for U and I!

Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table, and do you all night long.

There’s nothing quite like having fresh pie on the table.

Hey girl what table are you sitting at?

Roses are red, violets are blue

What’s your favorite restaurant? I’ll get a table for two :)

You must be on top of a lot of tables with statistics like that.

Why aren't you in the periodic table? Maybe because you are a rare element in my life.

Excuse me miss, are you a brand new iPhone?

Because I wanna smash you on the floor, wall, and table.

You must be my pinkie toe cuz I'd bang you on my coffee table

Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements?

That’s because I love U!

Shall we do it on the table periodically?

Would you like me to do you periodically on the table?

If I could rearrange the periodic table of elements

I would put U and I together

Are you a puzzle?

Because id leave you on the table unfinished ;3

(or {because im the piece you’re missing})

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I liked talking to you.

Should I book a table for 2?

You’re just like my pinkie toe...

Small, cute, and I’m gonna kiss u up against my coffee table later

Ever do it on an embalming table?

s**... is like ping pong, it's a never ending rally until one partner loses the rally.

What we are doing tonight, we don't need no rubber.

I got the Runes, You got the Stones. Let's do it on the Smithing Table.

Care to knock a few balls with me?

Girl, it's not just the paddle, it's my blade.

I'm gonna shoot my fckin' shot with you one of these days. You better fckin' look out, it's gonna be you, me, and a whole table of dim sum. Doesn't that sound good?

You are the winner in my table tennis game.

Baby, lets be chemist, & do it on the table periodically.

A woman refused a drink from me at the bar the other night. She said she'd only accept a gift if I had 8 inches under the table.

I told her "I'm sorry honey, you're very beautiful but I'm not cutting off two inches for anyone"

Do you play ping pong? Because you sure know how to work my balls.

Girl, are you a ping pong ball? Because I'd like to chase you around the room then smash you.

It's not just the footwork babe, it's also how I gain more speed from my hips.

Do you play forehand or backhand? Either way I am serving you tonight.

You could counter smash me any time.

Chemists do it on the table periodically.

Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.

Babe, I am a pro table tennis player. Want to check out my perfect s**....

If you will be my paddle, I'll be your ball. Serve me.

Are you a crafting table? Because I'd like to make you mine-craftily ever after.

Girl, are you ping pong? Because I can smash you all night long.

"Your charm is making it hard for me to stay focused on anything but you."

"Is it just me or did the room get brighter when I found you in this charming corner?"

"Is that midnight dinner for one? Because with your beauty, you've made my heart a table for two."

"Table of contents ka ba? Kasi everytime I see you, nasusummarize ang happiness ng buong book ng buhay ko."

Did it hurt when you fell from the periodic table? Because you're a rare element that stole my heart.

"Kung table of contents ka, sa'yong chapter ba ako makakahanap ng 'Forever'? Dahil sa iyo, parang nabasa ko na."

"Losing never felt so winning, if it means I get the chance to watch your smile light up across the dinner table."

"I'm not sure what looks tastier, those snacks or the captivating smile you're serving."

"Table of contents ka ba? Kasi sa bawat pahina ng buhay ko, nais ko ikaw ang headline."
(Translation: Are you a table of contents? Because on every page of my life, I want you to be the headline.)

"A little late? That just gives me more time to dream about your beauty. Dinner with you sounds perfect right now."

"Table of Contents ka ba? Kasi hindi ko mabubuo ang kwento ng buhay ko, kung wala ka."

Girl, you sure know how to handle that wood.

"Humne bhi toh bas aapka hi intezaar kiya, ab toh aa gaye hain, chaliye saath mein pyaar bhara dinner kiya jaaye."

Well, I must say, you're the most interesting table I've ever come across. Mind if I take a closer look?

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine, because you're sweeter than all the candy on this table."

Are you a right angle?

Cause I want to bend you over on a table

"If you were a candy, I'd choose you over all these sweets on the table any day."

"Is this seat taken? Because I’d love to get to know the beautiful lady sitting across from me."

"How about we make this Thanksgiving unforgettable? Your beauty surely outshines any centerpiece on the table."

"Among all these sweets, your smile is the only treat that caught my attention."

"Aap ki ankhon mein neend ka jadu, kuch is tarah se mujhe hua bhayankar fida, chalo ab khao mere sath khana pyara."

Ooh, I love a good science experiment! Let’s mix our elements and see what kind of explosive sparks we can create! 🔥⚗️

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my big table and your radiant smile?"

"You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real, babe. You've just added a sexy element to my periodic table."

Babe, you like table tennis? Because you ping pong my balls.

Girl, would you be my table tennis tonight? Because I want to serve you.

"Periodic table? Nice! Let’s mix some elements and see what reaction we get. Who knows, we might create something explosive!"

"Thank you, I like to think they serve me well. How about you? What strengths do you bring to the table?"

"Is your game crashing because it can't handle all the charm you bring to the table?"

"Wine and pasta - a classic combo. You've got taste. Any chance you're as adventurous with food as you are with wine selection?"

"Trust me darling, the only thing I can't beat you at is stealing my heart. How about a game of pool?"

Let's jump up on the pool table and show your boobs.

Are you a table? Because you've got me falling flat for you.

"Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, the perfect element in my periodic table."

"If you keep flirting like this, I might have to reconsider my professionalism around you."

"Are we at the Thanksgiving table? Because you’ve certainly made my heart full and my desires rise."

"Chemistry, huh? Are we talking about lab experiments or the kind that sparks between two people? I’m curious to find out!"

"If you were a book, I'd keep you in my bed-side table because you're definitely my favorite bedtime story."

"Is your heart made of sugar? Because I've got a sweet tooth and it's craving for you."

Want topspin, backspin, or sidespin? Either way I drive to please.

"Interesting proposition! Alright then, prepare to be dazzled. First question: ever dreamt of a starlit picnic by the beach?"

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity. You're like a rare element in the periodic table, irreplaceable.

"Ever played pool with a guy who's as skilled as he is handsome? Get ready for the game of your life."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I book a table for two at that Michelin-star restaurant again?"

"In love the way we are? I like that, but just wait until you see what else I can bring to the table. 😉"

"Is it hot in here, or is it just the chemistry between us? That desk could use some heat!"

"Are you a table? Because you set the perfect foundation for a lovely conversation."

"I'm glad you've reserved a seat for me! I promise to make sharing the table with you quite an interesting experience."

If I could rearrange the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine together

I don't know if someone's already thought of this

"Table of contents ka ba? Kasi without you, nawawala ako, hindi ko alam saan babasa."

"Can I be your homework? Because then you'd be doing me on the table every night."

"Is it just me, or does this office table look like it needs a little more excitement with us on it?"

"Are you the 18th element on the periodic table? Because our chemistry is Argon-ly thing that matters."

Do you want to pretend to be my big toe...

So that I can kiss you on the coffee table?

"I can win against you at a pool table, but when it comes to your charm, I'm totally defeated."

"Haha, you're so adorable when you're sleepy. I would love to share a meal with you, Miss Sleepy-Beauty."

"Wow, triplets must keep things interesting! I bet they can't handle all the charm you bring to the table. Care to show me your moves? 😏"

Ooh, chemistry! Are we talking about reactions or just mixing elements? Either way, I'm ready for some explosive fun! 😄

"Table of contents ka ba? Kasi everytime I see you, parang gusto kong mag-flip sa next chapter ng buhay ko."

"Oh, I love a good chemistry pun! Let's create some explosive conversations instead—what element are you secretly drawn to?"

"Dinner may not be on my table tonight, but there's a delightful snack stealing my attention on this screen."

Are you my homework?

Because i would like to slam you on the table and do you all night long.

"Challenge accepted! I’m curious to see what colors and shapes we bring to the table. Let’s create something extraordinary! 🧩"

Well, I may not be the traditional romantic type, but I bring my own unique charm to the table.

"Couldn't help but notice your smile outshining the café ambiance, mind if I join and get a closer look?"

"Table of contents ka ba? Dahil sa'yo, mas madali kong na-fi-find ang direksyon ng aking puso."

"Table of Contents ka ba? Kasi sa bawat pahina ng buhay ko, lagi kang nangunguna."

"You must be a chocolate truffle, because you're sweet and irresistible."

"Arrived just in time, under the moon's prime, let's dine and rhyme, your company is sublime."

"Well, my bed and I are in an open relationship... we see other furniture too. Like the couch or sometimes... the kitchen table."

Are you a bucket of chicken? Because I’d love to have you on my table tonight.

"Are you a table? Because I can't resist wanting to lay on top of you all night."

"With your radiant presence, even these snacks on the table seem appetizing."

"Your carbonara might be the star of the table, but you, darling, are the main course for my heart."

"How about we replace this keyboard with a coffee table? I promise the conversation will be much more delightful."

Haha, well, you must be one irresistible table because I can't stop wanting to get to know more about you. 😏

"Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, sparking a reaction that can't be found on the periodic table."

"Nasaan ang Chapter ng puso mo sa table of contents? Gusto kong alamin kung paano magiging parte ng kwento mo."

"I must be reading a book, because when I saw you, I turned to the Table of Contents and it read 'Chapter 1: Love at First Sight'."

"How about we turn the tables tonight? You seem to hold the power to steer my world."

"Table of contents ka ba? Kasi sa bawat pahina ng buhay ko, lagi kang featured."

If every man on earth was transformed into a ball of dough and appeared on a table in front of you...

I can be the one you knead.

"A thousand apologies for the delay, my fair maiden. Your beauty makes waking moments feel like a dream, let's dine and turn it into reality."

Haha, I’m more of a math person, but I'll gladly let you be the hydrogen to my oxygen! Chemistry sounds like a blast!

Haha, I'm all about that chemistry! Are you more of an element or a compound? I’m definitely looking to create some reactions! 😄

A healing hug sounds perfect! I could use one after this week. You must be a great source of comfort—what else do you bring to the table? 😊

Sounds like a plan! I'll bring the salsa and you bring the appetite. Let's see who reigns supreme at the taco table! 🌮

Hey girl are you a pizza dough?

Cuz I wanna slam you on the table and stretch you out.

It’s simple really; there’s something refreshing about you. I appreciate authenticity, and you seem like someone who brings a unique spark to the table.

Can I take you out for dinner? You're like a perfectly set table - elegant and delightful.