Top 50 Table Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Table pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Are you my homework?

   ‘Cause I wanna throw you on the table and do you all night but I’ll give up two minutes in and start crying.

2. They forgot to put your name on the periodic table

   Cos you're one of the elements that make up my life.

3. Girl if you were mine, I would treat you like my homework..........I would slam you on the table and do you all night.

   Never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead

4. *Bites ice in half and spits it onto the table*

   Now that I broke the ice I can say it's nice to meet you I'm (state yours name)

5. Are you a coconut?

   Because I wanna smash you on the table until the white stuff comes out

6. Are you a coconut?

   Cause I want to smash you on the table till the white stuff comes out

7. Are you a glass ketchup bottle?

   Because I’m gonna bang you for a while at the kitchen table.

8. The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting.

9. Oh you like gherkins? I LOVE whole dill spears for my Thanksgiving table.

10. If I could rewrite the periodic table,

    I would put Uranium and Iodine together, for U and I!

Funny table pickup lines

You remind me of my pinkie toe...little, cute and I'll probably bang you on the coffee table later tonight.

Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table, and do you all night long.

There’s nothing quite like having fresh pie on the table.

Hey girl what table are you sitting at?

You must be on top of a lot of tables with statistics like that.

Why aren't you in the periodic table? Maybe because you are a rare element in my life.

Are you an enchantment table?

Because I cant understand anything you say.

Excuse me miss, are you a brand new iPhone?

Because I wanna smash you on the floor, wall, and table.

Shall we do it on the table periodically?

Would you like me to do you periodically on the table?

If I could rearrange the periodic table, I’d put U and I together.

If I could rearrange the periodic table of elements

I would put U and I together

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I liked talking to you.

Should I book a table for 2?

You’re just like my pinkie toe...

Small, cute, and I’m gonna bang u up against my coffee table later

Ever do it on an embalming table?

Baby, lets be chemist, & do it on the table periodically.

Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on the table and do you all night long!

A woman refused a drink from me at the bar the other night. She said she'd only accept a gift if I had 8 inches under the table.

I told her "I'm sorry honey, you're very beautiful but I'm not cutting off two inches for anyone"

Chemists do it on the table periodically.

How to get laid in 5 esay steps

1 find a girl.

2 get her a drink

3 think of the best pick up line, better than anyone has ever thought of.

4 for repeat what you said in your head. "Are you my pinky toe, cuz your cute, little, and I know I'm gonna smash you against the coffee table later🥴"

5 get laid

Damn girl, you remind me of my big toe.

I could really see myself banging you on my coffee table.

Do you want to pretend to be my big toe...

So that I can bang you on the coffee table?

Damn girl, are you my homework?

Because I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long