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12 Slam Desk Pick Up lines

Here are 12 slam desk pick up lines for her and flirty slam desk rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about slam desk that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your slam desk rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny slam desk pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty slam desk joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Slam Desk Pickup Lines

A good Slam Desk hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Girl are you my homework?

    Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

  2. Lemme treat you like I treat my homework slam you on my desk and do you all night

  3. Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on my desk and do you all night long.

  4. I would take you as serious as my home work

    I would put slam yoy down on my desk and do you all night long

  5. Hey, I wanna treat you like my Homework

    Slam you on a desk and do you all night long.

  6. Homework can be stressful

    You're like my homework.
    I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.

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What is a good Slam Desk pickup line?

Short and cute slam desk pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about slam desk are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

If you were my homework

I'd do you everyday, slam you on my desk

When she says voting is sexy...

And her nickname is Dottie.
DAAMN girl are you a ballot? Because I'm about to slam you on a desk and I won't stop till all of your dots are filled.

Hey girl are you my homework?

Cause I wanna slam you on the desk talk about doing you for hours only to last seven minutes and cry myself to sleep

Are You My Homework...

Because I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.

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Smooth Slam Desk pickup line

You must be my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my desk, forget about you, do you hard for 2 minutes, give up, and then cry about my performance


Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Slam Desk love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Slam Desk chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.