Top 9 Slam Desk Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Slam Desk pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Slam Desk conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Girl are you my homework?

   Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

2. Hey, I wanna treat you like my Homework

   Slam you on a desk and do you all night long.

3. Homework can be stressful

   You're like my homework.
   I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.

4. If you were my homework

   I'd do you everyday, slam you on my desk

5. When she says voting is sexy...

   And her nickname is Dottie.
   DAAMN girl are you a ballot? Because I'm about to slam you on a desk and I won't stop till all of your dots are filled.

6. Hey girl are you my homework?

   Cause I wanna slam you on the desk talk about doing you for hours only to last seven minutes and cry myself to sleep

7. You must be my homework

   Cause I wanna slam you on my desk, forget about you, do you hard for 2 minutes, give up, and then cry about my performance

8. Are You My Homework...

   Because I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.

9. Are you my homework?

   Cuz i wanna slam you on my desk, and do you all night long