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Top 10 Slam Desk Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Slam Desk pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Girl are you my homework?

    Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

  2. Hey girl, are you my homework?

    Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream.

    Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night

  3. Hey, I wanna treat you like my Homework

    Slam you on a desk and do you all night long.

  4. Homework can be stressful

    You're like my homework.
    I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.

  5. If you were my homework

    I'd do you everyday, slam you on my desk

  6. When she says voting is sexy...

    And her nickname is Dottie.
    DAAMN girl are you a ballot? Because I'm about to slam you on a desk and I won't stop till all of your dots are filled.

  7. You must be my homework

    Cause I wanna slam you on my desk, forget about you, do you hard for 2 minutes, give up, and then cry about my performance

  8. Hey girl are you my homework?

    Cause I wanna slam you on the desk talk about doing you for hours only to last seven minutes and cry myself to sleep

  9. Are You My Homework...

    Because I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.

  10. Are you my homework?

    Cuz i wanna slam you on my desk, and do you all night long

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