Is that a slide ruler in your pocket or are you calculating the square root of 3?

You'll be sliding on your knees for more than a volleyball.

I must be a piece of shit

Because I feel like sliding down your pants tonight.

Do you want to ride me down the slide?

Are you a relaxed Street Fighter player? Because it's time to let things slide.

Babe I want to slide more than your Zoom DM's.

Girl you like butterflies? How about you bring the butter or I will slide in my fly.

My slider can slide right into your ice.

Yes, that is a slide rule in my pocket.

Hey girl, wanna lip slide my rail?

"I promise to dial back the sweet talk... after you agree to go out with me."

"Well, since we both appreciate the fine line between cheesy and charming, how about we explore more shared tastes together?"

Challenge accepted! I'll have your heart doing the cha-cha slide in no time. 💃🕺

"Our attraction is stronger than friction, it's impossible to slide away from you."

"Καλησπέρα, είσαι φυσικός, έτσι; Δεν θα μπορούσες να με βοηθήσεις να καταλάβω τη χημεία μας;" (Good evening, you're a physicist, right? Could you help me understand our chemistry?)

"Stumbled upon your profile and got lost in your eyes, fancy a map to your heart?"

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection and can't wait to slide into your MySpace DMs."

"Well, lucky for you, I have an endless supply of sweetness to keep you alive and well."

"Ever discussed quantum entanglement over a dinner? I'd love to get to know my cousin's favorite physicist better."

"Is it too much to wish I was your soap, sliding over your divine curves as you take that shower?"

"You're the reason I'd risk sliding into your DMs, because a masterpiece like you deserves to be admired."

"If you’re looking for a little excitement, I promise to bring a spark you won’t forget. 😉"

"Your sexiness is turning my DM into a dreamland. Can I become a permanent resident?"

"Looking for a little excitement? I promise to make your fantasies come alive in ways he never could."

"Excuse me, can you lend me a map? I seem to have lost my way in your captivating profile picture."

"Like an oil slick, you've got me slipping and sliding right into your heart."

"Are you a room key? Because I can't wait to slide you in and unlock some magic."

"Γεια σου, είμαι ο ξάδερφος του φίλου σου. Διδάσκεις φυσική, αλλά με κάνεις να πιστεύω στην χημεία."

"Hey, we're both in the same town and studying physics, coincidence? Or is it the law of attraction at work?"

"Are we at the playground? Because whenever I look at you, I just want to slide into your heart."

Hey girl, are you a playground? Because I want to slide into your heart.

Call me cake, cause I'll go straight to your ass after sliding down your throat.

"Is your compass working? Because the moment I saw you, I've been feeling lost in your magnetic attraction."

If kisses were slides, I'd be sliding down you all night long.

Your smile is the highlight of my day. Can I slide into your DMs with a hello?

If you were a slide, I'd be a happy kid sliding right down all day long.

"Hello, I couldn't help but notice your radiant smile, it's brighter than the stars in my sky tonight."

"Hey there, since we’re both trapped in the gravity of our small town, perhaps we could explore the physics of attraction together?"

"Είσαι όμορφη σαν την θεωρία της σχετικότητας - απλή αλλά εκπληκτικά πολύπλοκη." (You are as beautiful as the theory of relativity - simple but amazingly complex.)

Are you a playground? Because I'm ready to slide into your DMs.

"I'm just a mile away, yet your beauty has traveled all the distance and captured my heart, care to meet?"

"Hey, I'm no physicist, but the amount of attraction between us could be a groundbreaking scientific discovery."

"Your IG posts are a sight for sore eyes, but they're not enough. Can I slide into your DMs for more?"

Are you a dancer? Because you just made my heart do the cha-cha slide.

"We may not be related by blood, but I can't help feeling gravitated towards your intellect and beauty."

"If your heart is the devil's playground, may I slide down the slide of love and swing on the swings of affection?"

"Heaven missing an angel? Because your radiance outshines every star I've ever seen."

"Looks like Newton's third law is at work, because you've stolen my heart from across town. Ready to equalize the reaction?"

"Since you're a physics student, can you help me understand the chemistry between us?"

"Are you a dancer? Because every time I see you, my heart does the cha-cha-slide into overdrive."

Want to see how my Mega Man can slide and dash into tight spots?

"Your pictures caught my eye, but your intelligence has me enchanted."

Want to test out my sliding seat?

"Your profile picture stole my attention, but your captivating beauty is the reason I'm sliding into your DMs."

"Hey Nita, don't mean to be a parrot, but you've got my heart pirouetting like a comet. Mind sliding into my DM?"

"Golden like the sun, Ellie. How about we explore if our chemistry can be hotter? Slide into my DMs."

Are you a slipper? Because I can't wait to slide into your world.

"Is your DMs open? Because I’d love to slide into a conversation with someone as intriguing as you."

"Are you a hockey puck? Cause I can't help but chase you around, you've got my heart sliding on thin ice."

"I couldn't help but notice your spark; want to explore some thrilling adventures together?"

"Are you a baseball diamond? Because you've got me sliding into home with every smile you make."

"Well, I do enjoy a good adventure. I hope you're ready to slide into a conversation as exciting as you are."

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again, since sliding into your Snapchat isn't an option?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? No, because you surely took a Bamboo slide like a true Filipina."

"Hey, since the laws of physics govern the universe, can I be the gravity that pulls us closer?"

"They say the universe is constantly expanding, but my interest in you seems to defy that physics law."

"Is your name Google? Because I've been searching for a girl like you."

"Since you're into physics, could you help me understand the laws of attraction? They seem to be working overtime on you."

"Since gravity is not responsible for people falling in love, do you think your physics knowledge could explain why I fell for you?"

"If beauty was a crime, you'd definitely be guilty. Luckily, I'm willing to let this one slide."

Are you a trombone? Because you're making my heart slide in all the right ways.

"Slipping into your DMs but dreaming of slipping right into your heart, while making it flutter with passion."

"You think I'm smooth? Darling, you haven't even experienced the silky slide of my charm yet."

"You must be a hockey puck, because my heart races every time I see you sliding into my life."

"Hey! Since we're both in the same town, wanna create some strong gravitational attraction as keen physics students?"

Hey, my names ________

But you can call me cake, cause ill go straight to your kiss after sliding down your throat.

If I were a skibidi, I'd be sliding into your DMs nonstop.

"Is it just me, or do those legs deserve a little adventure? Mind if I slide into your DMs?"

"Did you just slide in my comments? Because my heart just did a TikTok dance for you!"

"Those lips of yours look lonely, should they meet mine over a glass of wine?"

"Is your name gravity? Because the more I learn about physics, the more I find myself attracted to you."

"Well, since we both enjoy a bit of cheese and sliding through life, fancy joining me for a fun-filled adventure?"

"You must be a home run, because I can't resist sliding into your dirty blonde heart."

Are you a softball? Because you've got me wanting to slide into your heart.

"Your beauty shines brighter than the sun, lighting up even the distance between us."

Wanna Go Bowling?

Because I'm trying to slide my balls inside of you.

Are you a slide? Because I can't resist the urge to go down on you.

"Thought I'd venture into the relative unknown since we're in the same town, care to study our chemistry?"

You must be a soccer field, because I can't resist sliding into your DMs.

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again like a perfect football slide tackle?"

"Are you a quark? Because every time I'm around you, I feel a strong force pulling me towards your charm."

"I can be the thrill you crave, let’s explore your wild side together—no strings attached."

"Like static and kinetic friction, our connection is dynamic - we may slip and slide, but we always stick together."

"Your bra strap must be an orchestra conductor because every time it slides down, my heart beats in rhythm."

If you were a dinosaur

You’d be a T-Rex with a Q in front and no Rex after.

(ps was inspired by another line I saw. Let me know if this is good about to slide in this absolute beauty’s DMs.)

"Hey, since we're both stuck in this town, how about we experiment with the physics of attraction?"

"Ho, ho, ho, can you hold my sack while I slide down your chimney with these abs?"

"With that outfit, you're definitely a distraction. Mind if I slide into your DMs and keep up the conversation?"

Quick i need any pickup line

I'm sliding into a girls dms

"Girl, you're the reason IG's temperature rises every time you post. Mind if I slide into your DMs?"

Are you a firefighter?

Because you could slide down my pole.

"Our cousins introduced us, but it's your intriguing blend of beauty and brains that's compelling me to know more."

"Are you a hockey puck? Because my heart has been sliding towards you all night."

"You study physics, unraveling mysteries unseen; fancy exploring the chemistry between us in our shared town's serene?"

Are you a slipper? Because you look cozy and I'd love to slide into your heart.

"Hey there, physics enthusiast! Fancy discussing gravitational attraction over coffee? It feels like we've got some potential energy!"

"Your photos caught my eye, but your intelligence and charisma are locking me in. Are you always this captivating?"

"Hey, we might not know each other well but I've heard your knowledge in physics is as attractive as your smile."

"Hey, since we're in the same town, how about we defy gravity together over a coffee and some physics discussions?"

"Are you a game of Sorry? Because I'm eager to take my chances and slide into your heart."

"Μελετάς τη φυσική; Γιατί μόλις έριξες τη βαρύτητα μου με το χαμόγελό σου." (You study physics, right? Because you just dropped my gravity with your smile.)

"Are you a psychologist? Because every time I see you, my dopamine levels go all Freudian slip 'n slide."

"Are you a hockey puck? Because I'd love to slide into your heart and score some unforgettable moments."

"I must be dreaming, because a woman as captivating as you shouldn’t be just anyone’s wife."

Are you a baseball field? Because when I see you, I feel like sliding into home.

"Is it hot in here, or is that just the undeniable spark between us?"

"Are you a baseball? Because you've got me sliding into your DMs like I'm stealing home base, Aaron!"

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection and can't wait to slide into your DMs!

"Hey Nita, you ignite a flame, wanna light up my world and slide into my DM game?"

"Hey, since we're both in the same town, how about we turn our potential energy into kinetic over some coffee?"

"Hey, I could have been your cousin's mystery particle, but Physics brought us in the same field of attraction."

"Einstein's theory of relativity states energy equals MC squared, but all I see is U and I together."

"If I slide into your DMs, will you promise to teach me the art of relaxation like that?"

"Well, Instagram won't let me slide into your DMs. But how about we fix that over a candlelit dinner?"

"Are those gravity-defying charms a signal for me to slide into your DMs or just a captivating distraction?"

"Are you a particle accelerator? Because every time I see your pictures, my heart rate splits the atom."

Like silk through water, I glide, eager to slide into your heart's warm tide.

"Are you a cha-cha dance? Cause every time I look at you, I get this irresistible urge to slide and turn."

I heard you play guitar/ukulele

Mind if I slide into your “Dm”s?

Mmm, is that an invitation for me to slide right in? Your confidence is incredibly sexy.

"Miles, if you were a baseball, I’d slide into your DMs and never let you go—just like my favorite cat."