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Top 40 Sliding Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sliding pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a slip and slide?

    Because I want to slip inside you

  2. Hey baby come over to me and slide into my spot.

  3. Hey girl, is your name Robin? Because I want you to slide down my Batpole.

  4. If you rub lubricant on my (trombone) slide, it moves faster and gets longer, wanna see?

  5. Is that a slide ruler in your pocket or are you calculating the square root of 3?

  6. Are you a master of Powerpoint? Because I’d sure like to slide all over your deck.

  7. You'll be sliding on your knees for more than a volleyball.

  8. Do you want to ride me down the slide?

  9. Damn, girl, are you a slip ‘n’ slide?

    ‘Cause I’ll be in and out in, like, 10 seconds.

  10. Yes, that is a slide rule in my pocket.

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What is a Sliding pickup line?

Funny sliding pickup lines

Hey, my names ________
But you can call me cake, cause ill go straight to your ass after sliding down your throat.

If you were a dinosaur

You’d be a T-Rex with a Q in front and no Rex after.

(ps was inspired by another line I saw. Let me know if this is good about to slide in this absolute beauty’s DMs.)

Quick i need any pickup line

I'm sliding into a girls dms

I heard you play guitar/ukulele

Mind if I slide into your “Dm”s?

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This is a funny Sliding pickup line!

Going to slide in this cuties DMs with this one

“Hey cutie, is your last name suicide? Cause I think about you every day”

-Now hear me outttttt, I need to know she has dark humor to see if we compatible lol. I’ll keep you all updated on the results...

I'm like a water slide without water.
I'll tear your ass up and make it hurt for days.

Hey baby, are you a Warp Pipe?

'Cause when I slide into you, you take me to another world!

(Said it to the girlfriend and she lost it, told me to post)

If X and Y were two ends on a sliding scale...

If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're retarded.

If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're ugly as fuck.

If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're the definition of beautiful.

If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're the definition of intelligence.

Either way, you're calling someone ugly or stupid.

Obligatory "Works every time"

Do you like water games in summer?

Cause i'd love to slip n' slide in your DM's

Are you an 30 Inch Smart Slide-in Gas Range with 6 Sealed, Burners, Griddle, Double Ovens, Convection, Delay Bake, Self-Cleaning Mode, ADA Compliant, Electronic Ignition, Star K Certified, Convection Mode, Connects With Amazon Alexa, Connects with Google Assistant in Stainless Steel?

Because you’re really hot and smart

Hey girl are you a butter?

Cause i couldn't stop myself, from sliding into your DM

Slide in the DM’s like:

Max Get Back here! Sorry he be running off sometimes, but what’s up though?

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Working Sliding tinder opener

Hey are you a water slide

Because you make me wet

Watch out, I might Surprise Slides inside you.

Is your kid more of a teeter-totter-girl or a slide-man?

You play volleyball? Let me grab some knee pads, so I can slide into your DMs.

You wanna grease my slide?

Wanna slide down my pole?

Do you like Wendys? Well I'm sure you'll like it Wendys nuts slide across your face.

Girl, are you a Rangurotura? 'Cause very time I slide out, you pull me right back in.

Hey girl! Wanna slide down my pole.

Baby, I'm like an oceanic plate on a gravity slide - I can't wait to subduct beneath your crust!

I'd definitely help you down the inflatable slide.