I looked for the best places to eat out...

Turns out that you came on top of the list

Hey girl you look so fine

You turned my LEGO piece 32557 into a 98989

I hope you like kids...

Cause I wanna turn your throat into a daycare

Hey cutie, I think you turned me into a Russian.

Because I'd do anything to get to that moon of yours.

Hey Girl are you Medusa?

Cuz when i see you my pp turns into a stone

Have you considered becoming communist?

Cause i think we should turn my room into OUR room. *play soviet Russia’s anthem for best effect*

Hey girl do you have a controller?

Cuz I would love to turn you on

Hey girl are you Medusa?

Cuz you turn me rock hard

Are you my TV?

Bc I'll keep you turned on all night.

I can take your floppy disk

And turn it into a hard drive

Are you Medusa?

Because you turn everyone rock hard.

Are you a lightbulb?

Cause you always leave me turned on ;)

When spider bites that guy turns into spider man... can you bite me so that i could be your man

Have you been protesting? Cause all that angst & hate really turns me on!

Just a warning: At midnight, I turn into your boyfriend.

Are you a flip turn? Because I'm head over heels for you.

Let's turn off the lights so I can show you some lightning.

Let's be communists together.

I want to turn "my house" into "our house."

I was feeling a little off today, but you managed to turn me on.

If I take a horizontal picture of you with my iPhone & then turn my phone vertical, you look hot.

It’s almost midnight sweetheart. I can’t wait to see what you turn into.

Nothing turns me on more than you being against the oppressive system.

You turned my blackest night into the brightest day.

Baby I don't use chlorofluorocarbon, but I bet you and I can still turn up the heat.

No, you don’t have to worry. Haven’t you heard? Turns out we wouldn’t have to go to confession at all!

You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.

Girl, are you Sirsasana? Cuz you have turned my world upside down.

Can I turn your resistance level into a support level by making new highs with you.

Is your name flip-turn, because I'm head over heels for you.

Since you are kind of hideous, and electricity isn't Green, let's turn these lights off, baby.

Girl, are you the first two atomic bombs?

Because you turned my Little Boy into a Fatman

Thieve's Guild Cis-turn around and show me what you got.

Nothing turns me on more than a long hard rock and some tuber.

You're never too old to turn new tricks...

Your renewable energy turns me on and keeps me going all night, how how’s that for efficiency?

You turn me on like a rice cooker.

Is your input 1? 'Cause my AND Gate just turned on.

If you think I'm hot now baby, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.

A flash light isnt the only thing ill be turning on tonight.

Are you the Twilight? Because you turn me into an animal.

I love you. Please don't turn away from me just because I'm a physics major. Oh, okay, I'll leave.

Are you Vladimir Lenin?

Because you're making me turn red.

On a scale of 1-10 you're an 8

I could turn you on your side and go for infinity

I’m surprised you didn’t turn into dust when Thanos snapped

Because you’re half my universe

Oh baby, you turn my blue state red.

I'm like an LED on a dev board. Your 0 turns me on.

If I turn into a bat can I hide in your cave?

When the captain turns off the seat belt light feel free to roam about my cabin.

You are so beautiful I can’t look away; unless of course, you see me, then I turn invisible.

Are you an epaulement? Cause you make my head turn.

Can you eat this horse heart precious, it would sooo turn me on.

Look at me underwater after we do a turn so i know its real.

Let's make sweet love in the backseat of my car by the light of the blinking left turn indicator.

Are you a toaster?

Cause you're turning me from soft to hard real quick

- Day 96

Are you red stone?

Because you just turned on my sticky piston.

It’s Friday the 13th, but you've turned my luck around with your captivating smile.

Are u a bulb?

Coz ur so hot wen ur turned on

Baby, I'll turn you on so hard, it'll be like a redstone torch.

Olly... are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.

Like Dr. Seuss said, 'There is no one alive who is Youer than You', but darling, your uniqueness turns me on.

Hey girl do you like stranger things?

Because you turn my world upside down.

Are you a lamp

because id like to turn you on in the dark

If Jesus could turn water into wine

It's not impossible for me to turn you into mine.

You can call me fireman...

You can call me fireman because I can turn on all the hoes.

Jesus can turn water into wine.

But i can turn your mother into mine.

If you were a library book, I'd never turn you in.

Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.

I turn on my charmander pants come right off

Do you work at subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong ;)

What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?

Does the sun go down tonight , or is it my turn ?

A guy wrote me Does the sun go down tonight , or is it my turn ? What does that mean?

You must be part Medusa, because part of me is turning to stone.

Ken: Come on, let's turn up the heat.

I've got the key. How about let's find out the secret on how to turn me into titan.

Don't shake me, don't turn me upside down. Just treat me nicely, and then EAT ME.

Are you a microwave? Because I want to stuff you and turn you on.

You so hot, you turn my dingy into a full sized yacht.

Babe, you are my favorite cookie snack. And I am about to turn you into Oreo.

Do you work for Umbrella Corp? Because you have turned me into a mindless zombie wanting your flesh.

Girl, you are so hot you turn my soft sausage into crisp bacon.

Are you hungry? How about turn my human into titans.

Jesus turned water into wine...

But i can turn you into mine

Jaina Proudmoore: I'd use Ice Block to get another turn with you.

Girl, you got my microtubule turning into a macrotubule.

My b**... Wrath lasts more than one turn.

Are you a metamorphic rock, because I am going to turn you on according to varying temperature and pressure.

Are you a dry desert? I want to turn your deserted land into some sweet Wetlands.

Girl, you hand turns my wheels.

I’m holding on for a maiden until the end of the night, she’s gotta be cute and she’s gotta be nice, and she turns my runes to might.

Time to duck! And I will show you how my little duck turns into a swan.

Are you a phospholipid? Because you’ve got my head turning and my tail wagging.

Babe, you so hot you turn me into rubbles.

You just turned my spire into a greater spire.

Are you a member of the dive crew? You’ve turned my heart into knots.

How about we turn your pretty gown into a nightgown?

Babe, I will turn that blush into a full on glow.

Girl, how about skipping on your bridal shower, and I will turn your next big event a baby shower.

Man: Your face must turn a few heads! Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!

They say Jesus turned water into wine, but all I wanna do is turn you into mine <3

Girl are you a Prius?

Because I'm getting no sound or indication you're turned on right now.

E4, I just made the first move. Your turn.

I'm a magician, If you want to see I can turn you from a virgin to a real woman.

Babe by the time I am done, I will turn your white sugar into brown sugar.

You are so sexy, you turn my pickle into a fresh cucumber.

Are you a shower? Because you turn me on and let me come.

Postmates? More like Post-dates. Let's turn this into a dinner date.

I think you turned my heart into a phone,

Because it now calls for you.

All these pencils but you still think i'm pointless. You're my sharpener; I'll twist and turn and t**... you inside out till my wood break.

Babe are you a pencil sharpener? Because I want to shove and turn my wood in your hole.

Chidi: It turns out life isn’t a puzzle that can be solved one time and it’s done. You wake up every day, and you solve it again.

You are an acid and i am like litmus, everytime i meet you i turn bright red.

Your curly hair is like ocean wave. They’re beautiful, inspiring and hard to turn away from.

Babe, are you a magician? Because you just turned my entire deck into hearts.

Everyone line up for a turn up the cherry-picker!

So many universes came before us, all of them turns in the Infinite Cycle…

Buy me a drink? I think it's time you earned your turn.

Hey girl! Wanna see me turn water into wine while we play Joseph and Potiphar's wife?

What are youre pronouns?

she/her? how about you turn into my/girl?

Girl are you thirsty from a dry spell? Let me turn on the c**... faucet for you.

Are you T-virus? Because you turned me into a tyrant tonight.

Ready to be pleasured? I will turn your swining into moaning.

In every turn of the boat, it felt as if I’ve found you somewhere on the pages of my book.

The shower isn't the only thing you turn on.

I can't turn water into wine

But I can make you into mine

I’m going to turn you and drive in.

Are you a microwave? Because I want to turn you on tonight.

So, how much NOS do you need to drink before you turn into YES.

Girl you shower? Because I get wet and I turn you on.

Babe I got the shower at my home, because you will get naked once you turn me on.

Baby, you must have time distortion powers because you're turning me into h**... Erectus!

Are you a microwave? Because you turn my frozen soul into a hot meal.