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Top 50 Half Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Half pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. *Bites ice in half and spits it onto the table*

    Now that I broke the ice I can say it's nice to meet you I'm (state yours name)

  2. Multicolored hair request

    Alright ladies and gentlemen, I'm in Florida for a little bit and I met a girl with half black and half blonde hair. She's really great and I'd love to hear some pick up lines for her. I'm not really good at this and I haven't been able to think of any good ones.

    Thanks!

  3. Man: Where have you been all my life?
    Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.

  4. I’ll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.

  5. Baby! You’re prettier than half my daughters.

  6. Are you a crawfish? Cuz I want to tear you in half and suck out your brains.

  7. I’m surprised you didn’t turn into dust when Thanos snapped

    Because you’re half my universe

  8. I hope you put up a lure, cuz I’m gonna be down here for half an hour.

  9. There may be no such thing as eternal bliss but I can offer you two-and-half-minutes of perfunctory pleasure.

  10. You’re like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!

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Funny half pickup lines

I'm half black in all the right places.

Oh, you're half Irish? Then you already have half of me in you!

If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.

Baby, would you like to be the other half of my superset?

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If you go to my bedroom at 12am, my clothes will be half off.

Are you mixed?
Cause you looking half fine and half mine

Hey, I've got a great deal. My pants are half-off.

Are you mixed? Cuz you look half fine and half mine.

Are you Batman?

Because I want to break you in half like Bane.

You must have an infinite half life because I can't get you out of my system.

Because of [insert a Republican political figure] leadership, we are strong; because of his vision, we will be even stronger; and because I can't stop thinking about your ass, I haven't been able to stand up for the last half hour.

I heard the mom is only half as pretty as the daughter.

Im guessing your mom is a supermodel.

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Working Half tinder opener

Thanos likes you

Are you 50% Of The universe? Because i’d snap out the other half in a heartbeat.

Oh hey girl! Are you a half wave rectifier?

Cause you only see my positive side and nullify the negative ones

You are such a big teaser. You got half the way there now.

Stop searching for the other half, you are not the half

Coz you are the one

If I had to rate you out of 10

You'd be a 9 anna half
- a pun pickup for girls named anna

Girl, if all the other girls looked half as good as you I’d be a player.

“Hey what ethnicity are you?”

“Half Korean half White”
“Oh really? Because I thought you were just 100% hot”

My dick just died

*half hour later* can I bury it in your ass?
(Then say “as you can see, I consistently take half an hour before I finish”)

What would you like on your half of the pizza?

... (30 minutes into chatting with her a pizza actually shows up)

They say cockroaches are the only things that can survive a nuclear blast. So... wouldn't you feel a little safer if you had the first half of that word in you?

I'm half of a heart.

Could you help regenerate and give me yours?