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Top 50 Half Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Half chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Man: Where have you been all my life?
    Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.

  2. I’ll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.

  3. Baby! You’re prettier than half my daughters.

  4. Are you a crawfish? Cuz I want to tear you in half and suck out your brains.

  5. I’m surprised you didn’t turn into dust when Thanos snapped

    Because you’re half my universe

  6. I hope you put up a lure, cuz I’m gonna be down here for half an hour.

  7. There may be no such thing as eternal bliss but I can offer you two-and-half-minutes of perfunctory pleasure.

  8. You’re like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!

  9. I'm half black in all the right places.

  10. Oh, you're half Irish? Then you already have half of me in you!

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Funny half pickup lines

Baby, would you like to be the other half of my superset?

If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.

Older Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet.

If you go to my bedroom at 12am, my clothes will be half off.

Hey, I've got a great deal. My pants are half-off.

You must have an infinite half life because I can't get you out of my system.

Thanos likes you
Are you 50% Of The universe? Because i’d snap out the other half in a heartbeat.

“Hey what ethnicity are you?”

“Half Korean half White”
“Oh really? Because I thought you were just 100% hot”

My dick just died

*half hour later* can I bury it in your ass?
(Then say “as you can see, I consistently take half an hour before I finish”)

What would you like on your half of the pizza?

... (30 minutes into chatting with her a pizza actually shows up)

Something for Kavita?

Kavita is hindi for poem. She is half Indian half Russian if that helps.

I'm half of a heart.

Could you help regenerate and give me yours?

Hey girl can I kill you?

Because then half of global warming will get fixed

You look like a upside down half pig half human hybrid with bad hygene

Hi im bob

Roses are red, diamonds are blue, I'm missing half of a heart and so are you. Be my valentine?

Star Wars Themed

Hey, Girl are you Obi-wan Kenobi, because like Anakin I will split you in Half.

If your having a migraine

I can only see half of your face, but you’re still just as beautiful.

Are you mixed?

Cuz you look half Asian, half angel

I rolled a 5 on my Diplomacy check to haggle with the hotel manager.

We get half-off, but we have to share.

What nickname do you give a short Italian guy whos favorite film is rocky?

Italian pony , because like pony's im half the size but twice as fun to ride.

Do you find glass half empty or half full ??

Well, I just can't take my eyes off from u beautiful !!!!

Are you the nation of Czechoslovakia?

Because I want to split you in half

Your body is a temple.

But viewing it from the outside is only half the fun. May I explore the interior?

Hey girl, are you friday 13th ?

Because half of the people are afraid of you and the other half doesn’t care about you

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.