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Top 50 Half Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Half pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Man: Where have you been all my life?
    Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.

  2. I’ll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.

  3. Baby! You’re prettier than half my daughters.

  4. Are you a crawfish? Cuz I want to tear you in half and suck out your brains.

  5. I’m surprised you didn’t turn into dust when Thanos snapped

    Because you’re half my universe

  6. I hope you put up a lure, cuz I’m gonna be down here for half an hour.

  7. There may be no such thing as eternal bliss but I can offer you two-and-half-minutes of perfunctory pleasure.

  8. You’re like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!

  9. I'm half black in all the right places.

  10. Oh, you're half Irish? Then you already have half of me in you!

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If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.

Baby, would you like to be the other half of my superset?

Older Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet.

If you go to my bedroom at 12am, my clothes will be half off.

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You must have an infinite half life because I can't get you out of my system.

Because of [insert a Republican political figure] leadership, we are strong; because of his vision, we will be even stronger; and because I can't stop thinking about your ass, I haven't been able to stand up for the last half hour.

I heard the mom is only half as pretty as the daughter.

Im guessing your mom is a supermodel.

Thanos likes you

Are you 50% Of The universe? Because i’d snap out the other half in a heartbeat.

You are such a big teaser. You got half the way there now.

Stop searching for the other half, you are not the half

Coz you are the one

If I had to rate you out of 10

You'd be a 9 anna half
- a pun pickup for girls named anna

“Hey what ethnicity are you?”

“Half Korean half White”
“Oh really? Because I thought you were just 100% hot”

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Working Half tinder opener

My dick just died

*half hour later* can I bury it in your ass?
(Then say “as you can see, I consistently take half an hour before I finish”)

What would you like on your half of the pizza?

... (30 minutes into chatting with her a pizza actually shows up)

Something for Kavita?

Kavita is hindi for poem. She is half Indian half Russian if that helps.

I'm half of a heart.

Could you help regenerate and give me yours?

Hey girl can I kill you?

Because then half of global warming will get fixed

Roses are red, diamonds are blue, I'm missing half of a heart and so are you. Be my valentine?

You look like a upside down half pig half human hybrid with bad hygene

Hi im bob

Star Wars Themed

Hey, Girl are you Obi-wan Kenobi, because like Anakin I will split you in Half.

If your having a migraine

I can only see half of your face, but you’re still just as beautiful.

Do you find glass half empty or half full ??

Well, I just can't take my eyes off from u beautiful !!!!

Are you the nation of Czechoslovakia?

Because I want to split you in half