I hope you put up a lure, cuz I’m gonna be down here for half an hour.

There may be no such thing as eternal bliss but I can offer you two-and-half-minutes of perfunctory pleasure.

You’re like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!

I'm half black in all the right places.

Baby, would you like to be the other half of my superset?

Let me show you my action in large groups while being half naked.

Half-orc: 'I'm a human on the streets, but I'm all orc between the sheets!'

Older Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet.

Hey, I've got a great deal. My pants are half-off.

Are you mixed?

Cause you looking half fine and half mine

Figuring out how to skateboard is simply half-pipe the fight.

Because of [insert a Republican political figure] leadership, we are strong; because of his vision, we will be even stronger; and because I can't stop thinking about your ass, I haven't been able to stand up for the last half hour.

I bet you can hit a half pipe, but are you ready for the full pipe?

You must be Alexstrasza because I've spent half my life looking for someone like you.

I wish half of the stars in the sky would shine as brightly as your eyes.

Half-elf: 'Wanna peek at my other half?'

What does the half avocado say to the other half? You complete me.

You must have an infinite half life because I can't get you out of my system.

Are you Batman?

Because I want to break you in half like Bane.

Half-off on a roll of 5? They must have some crazy charisma.

"Are you a dictionary? Because you're adding meaning to my life, even if I can't pronounce half of the Itaukei words!"

"Well, if you're half as brilliant as you are stunning, I'm in for quite a treat. Looking forward to our shared glow."

"Just like my math exam, I've found the perfect balance in you - half angel, half devil."

"Well, good afternoon, Sally! You sure know how to make a grand entrance. Ever consider a career in theatre?"

"Your height might be 5'4 and a half, but in my heart, you stand taller than any skyscraper."

"Your solitude in the bath, like a moonbeam's lonely glow, could I be your other half, and make our happiness grow?"

"Well, good morning sleepyhead! If your dreams are as playful as you are, they must be worth the extended slumber."

Girl, we are Oreos. You are my better half, and I got the white cream for you.

"Age is but a number, as the sun sets and the stars align, your allure at 54, forever divine."

"If we're counting, half the times I've blinked didn't matter, until I laid eyes on you."

"Not half as exciting as this conversation with you, beautiful.😉"

"Are you the Parthenon of Bangkok? Because you've combined Greek beauty with Thai charm in an un-'pho'-gettable way."

Babe, you make this half pie into full pipe.

"A slice of my charm would have you smitten; now picture being with half of me, it's pure bliss."

"Half elf maiden, your eyes shine bright, like twin moons gracing the starless night."

"Absolutely, each toast a mini-adventure. Besides, life's more interesting when we're sipping from the glass half-full, right?"

"Are your jeans made of starlight? Because your lower half is out of this world."

"Just a fraction of me will steal your heart, imagine what could happen with half of me in your life."

"Half the world didn't count, till your smile made it whole, a perfect score in the beauty role."

"If I were to count the stars, half wouldn't matter because you outshine them all."

"You're my perfect geometry, a mix of right angles and curves that I can measure all night long."

"You're wondering about half a sub? How about we start with whole-hearted compliments for your dazzling eyes?"

"Is your hair's smoky smell a new perfume? Even half-burnt, you're the hottest thing in here."

"Good 'afternoon', sleep beauty! Being an early bird has its perks but your energy definitely lights up the afternoon."

"That black shirt might be stunning, but not half as captivating as the girl wearing it in a mirror video."

"That black shirt and blue jeans don't stand a chance, they're only reflecting half of your mesmerizing sexiness."

Hey are you mixed?

Cause you’re half fine and half mine

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection that's 50/50 - half amazing, half unbelievable."

"Are you a Greek goddess or a Thai queen? Because your beauty is causing an international scandal in my heart."

"Well, you're half right. They didn't give me enough...chocolate! My love for it is unmatchable, can you compete?"

"Are you algebra? Because even when I fail at it, I can't stop being attracted to your complexity."

"Half Aussie, full charm - girl, your smile alone could disarm a man's heart outback and beyond."

"Are you from the Land Down Under? Because every time I look at you, my heart starts to thunder."

I heard the mom is only half as pretty as the daughter.

Im guessing your mom is a supermodel.

"Half the stars in heaven, don't shine as much as you; your radiance is my all, pure and true."

"Your Greek-Thai mix has me lost in translation, can we navigate the language of love together?"

"Are you half Filipina, half Mexican? Because your beauty radiates like the perfect sunrise over Manila and sunset in Tulum."

"Afternoon Sally! You've turned snoozing into an art form. Who needs morning when we've got your sunshine in the afternoon?"

"As the moon embraces her 54th year, so does my heart, dear lady, glow with desire clear."

"Is your heart an ancient Greek artifact? Cause I'm lost in it like a labyrinth, with every beat Thai-d up."

"Is it the green smoothies or the love for broccoli that charmed you? The mystery is half the fun, isn't it?"

"I hope it's not too delicious that you forget to reply! Or worse, you accidentally send me a picture of your half-eaten sandwich."

"I hope my words are as captivating as your eyes, because this message couldn't hold the half of your brilliance."

"Well, anticipation is half the fun. As long as it includes your captivating smile, count me in!"

"Are you a pierogi? Because you've got me stuffed with feelings, and it's no half-baked affair."

"If giving half a sub means sharing, can I share the rest of my life with your beautiful smile?"

"At 5'4" and a half, you're my perfect rhyme, your smile outshines the stars every time."