I hope you put up a lure, cuz I’m gonna be down here for half an hour.

There may be no such thing as eternal bliss but I can offer you two-and-half-minutes of perfunctory pleasure.

You’re like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!

I'm half black in all the right places.

If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.

Let me show you my action in large groups while being half naked.

Half-orc: 'I'm a human on the streets, but I'm all orc between the sheets!'

Older Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet.

Are you mixed?

Cause you looking half fine and half mine

Hey, I've got a great deal. My pants are half-off.

Figuring out how to skateboard is simply half-pipe the fight.

Because of [insert a Republican political figure] leadership, we are strong; because of his vision, we will be even stronger; and because I can't stop thinking about your ass, I haven't been able to stand up for the last half hour.

You must be Alexstrasza because I've spent half my life looking for someone like you.

I bet you can hit a half pipe, but are you ready for the full pipe?

I wish half of the stars in the sky would shine as brightly as your eyes.

Are you mixed? Cuz you look half fine and half mine.

What does the half avocado say to the other half? You complete me.

Are you Batman?

Because I want to break you in half like Bane.

Half-off on a roll of 5? They must have some crazy charisma.

You must have an infinite half life because I can't get you out of my system.

"Are you a dictionary? Because you're adding meaning to my life, even if I can't pronounce half of the Itaukei words!"

"Well, if you're half as brilliant as you are stunning, I'm in for quite a treat. Looking forward to our shared glow."

Perfect! So when do we start our quest to find the other half and become a full-blown rom-com? I call dibs on the goofy sidekick! 🎬🤣

Ah, so I’m the half that brings the snacks? Perfect! Just don’t expect me to share my fries—those are non-negotiable! 😂

Well, if you're my half love wife, I must be the other half that makes this whole thing dangerously fun. What’s our first adventure? 😉

Is your dad a ghost? 'Cause you're boo-tifully haunting my thoughts, half and half.

Haha, guessing is half the fun! So, what's your favorite way to spend a lazy Sunday afternoon?

Half love wife? Sounds like the perfect setup for some unforgettable moments. Can’t wait to see what mischief we’ll get into together! 😏

"Just like my math exam, I've found the perfect balance in you - half angel, half devil."

"Well, good afternoon, Sally! You sure know how to make a grand entrance. Ever consider a career in theatre?"

Well, aren't you full of surprises! Thanks for the sweet words. Maybe we can uncover more about each other over dinner sometime?

"Your solitude in the bath, like a moonbeam's lonely glow, could I be your other half, and make our happiness grow?"

"Your height might be 5'4 and a half, but in my heart, you stand taller than any skyscraper."

Smooth line! But sorry to disappoint, I'm all fine and all mine. Care to find out more?

"Well, good morning sleepyhead! If your dreams are as playful as you are, they must be worth the extended slumber."

"Age is but a number, as the sun sets and the stars align, your allure at 54, forever divine."

"Are you half-Filipina, half-Mexican? Because my love for you crosses both the Pacific Ocean and the Rio Grande."

That half saree looks stunning on you, but it's missing one thing - me by your side.

Girl, we are Oreos. You are my better half, and I got the white cream for you.

Hearing my voice might just make you blush. But hey, anticipation is half the fun, right?

Are you a half saree? Because you've wrapped me up in your charm!

"A slice of my charm would have you smitten; now picture being with half of me, it's pure bliss."

"Not half as exciting as this conversation with you, beautiful.😉"

"Are you the Parthenon of Bangkok? Because you've combined Greek beauty with Thai charm in an un-'pho'-gettable way."

Haha smooth line! I'm actually a mix of mystery and mischief, with a sprinkle of sarcasm. How about you?

Babe, you make this half pie into full pipe.

Haha, well, I guess the mystery is half the fun! So, what's something about you that would surprise me?

Haha, smooth talker I see! But thank you, I'll take that as a compliment. So, what's your secret talent besides cheesy pick-up lines?

"Half elf maiden, your eyes shine bright, like twin moons gracing the starless night."

Are you a dream? Because you look absolutely stunning in that half saree.

Oh, really? Fine! But be prepared: my life is like a sitcom where even the laugh track is confused half the time!

Are you made of stars, 'cause your beauty shines like a galaxy in the sky divine.

"No worries, I can lead the way! Let's just say if your personality is half as captivating as your smile, we’re in for a fun ride. 😏"

"Absolutely, each toast a mini-adventure. Besides, life's more interesting when we're sipping from the glass half-full, right?"

"Are your jeans made of starlight? Because your lower half is out of this world."

Are you a magician? Because whenever you're near, time flies by with no fear.

Thanks for the compliment! I'm a blend of mystery and mischief, care to find out more?

"Just a fraction of me will steal your heart, imagine what could happen with half of me in your life."

"Half the world didn't count, till your smile made it whole, a perfect score in the beauty role."

Are you a work of art? Because you look effortlessly stunning in that half saree.

"Are you a rare Pokémon? Because I've been playing Fortnite just trying to win the Battle Royale for your heart."

"If I were to count the stars, half wouldn't matter because you outshine them all."

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you in that half saree, I'm under your spell.

"You're my perfect geometry, a mix of right angles and curves that I can measure all night long."

Hey are you mixed?

Cause you’re half fine and half mine

"Is your hair's smoky smell a new perfume? Even half-burnt, you're the hottest thing in here."

Are you a scrum-half? Because you've got me wanting to be in your pack all night.

"You're wondering about half a sub? How about we start with whole-hearted compliments for your dazzling eyes?"

"Good 'afternoon', sleep beauty! Being an early bird has its perks but your energy definitely lights up the afternoon."

"Are you a Greek goddess or a Thai queen? Because your beauty is causing an international scandal in my heart."

Your grace is like a dance, flowing effortlessly like the hands of time.

"That black shirt and blue jeans don't stand a chance, they're only reflecting half of your mesmerizing sexiness."

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection that's 50/50 - half amazing, half unbelievable."

"Are you half a sub? Because you've managed to fill the empty half of my heart."

"Is your name Tails? Because I've been searching for my other half, and I think it's you — minus the two tails!"

"Well, you're half right. They didn't give me enough...chocolate! My love for it is unmatchable, can you compete?"

"Are you algebra? Because even when I fail at it, I can't stop being attracted to your complexity."

"Are you from the Land Down Under? Because every time I look at you, my heart starts to thunder."

Thanks! I'm a blend of charm and wit, with a hint of adventure. Care to unravel the rest?

"Half the stars in heaven, don't shine as much as you; your radiance is my all, pure and true."

"Half Aussie, full charm - girl, your smile alone could disarm a man's heart outback and beyond."

"Your Greek-Thai mix has me lost in translation, can we navigate the language of love together?"

"Are you half Filipina, half Mexican? Because your beauty radiates like the perfect sunrise over Manila and sunset in Tulum."

Clever line! I'm a whole lot of fine and all mine. Care to find out more about this mix? 😉

"Is your heart an ancient Greek artifact? Cause I'm lost in it like a labyrinth, with every beat Thai-d up."

You're like a delicate cherry blossom,
Half Chinese, but fully awesome.

"Are you a pierogi? Because you've got me stuffed with feelings, and it's no half-baked affair."

"Well, anticipation is half the fun. As long as it includes your captivating smile, count me in!"

Are you a mix of perfection and elegance? Because your green eyes are stealing the spotlight tonight.

"If giving half a sub means sharing, can I share the rest of my life with your beautiful smile?"

"I made banana pancakes this morning, but they weren't half as appealing as your smile."

"As the moon embraces her 54th year, so does my heart, dear lady, glow with desire clear."

Clever line! Maybe I'm just a mix of mystery and charm. Want to uncover more about me?

Haha, I've never heard that one before! But who knows, maybe you'll get to find out for yourself. 😉

Haha, smooth! I may not be mixed, but I'm definitely 100% interested in getting to know you better.

"Is it the green smoothies or the love for broccoli that charmed you? The mystery is half the fun, isn't it?"

"I hope it's not too delicious that you forget to reply! Or worse, you accidentally send me a picture of your half-eaten sandwich."

"I hope my words are as captivating as your eyes, because this message couldn't hold the half of your brilliance."

Clever one! I'm a mixed masterpiece waiting to be explored by someone as intriguing as you.

"Is it just me, or does your half saree make you even more stunning than usual?"

"Afternoon Sally! You've turned snoozing into an art form. Who needs morning when we've got your sunshine in the afternoon?"

Well, if you’re my half love wife, does that mean I get half the chores and double the dessert? Asking for a friend! 😂

Excuse my British humour but I'd ask her if she wanted to go halfs on a b**....

"I may have failed in algebra because nothing compares to the complex equation of your beauty."

Haha, smooth line! I'm a mix of mystery and charm. Care to unravel the rest? 😉

"Though you stand but five foot four, your beauty reaches the heavens, forever more."

"Can I be your player 2, because the game's not half as captivating as your smile."

"Is your other half as enchanting as your Aussie side? Because mate, you've just kangaroo-ed into my heart."

Are you a scrum half? Because you've got me wanting to score a try with you.

If you were a pastry, you'd be a cute little tart...but definitely not half-baked!

"Afternoon, Sally! Your energy is contagious, even at this hour. Ready to seize the day after your beauty sleep?"

Haha, that's a smooth one! But I'm all mine, and you'll have to work hard to win me over.

"Are you a late-night snack? Because I can’t resist your sweetness even when I’m half asleep!"

"Even with your face half-covered, your beauty shines through, illuminating my world."

"Are you half Filipina, half Mexican? Because your beauty outshines both the sunrise and sunset."

Are you a scrum half? Because you've got me wrapped around your finger on this field of love.

Are you made of half divine essence and half girl power? Because you're a demigoddess in disguise!

"Half love wife? I think I could handle a whole lot more than that. What else have you got up your sleeve? 😉"

"On the canvas of life, you're 5'4" of pure art, your half-inch extra captures my heart."

"If this relationship were a science project, I’d definitely give you an A+ for being my favorite lab partner!"

"Are you half French, half Italian? Because Eiffel for your charm and am leaning towards your irresistible allure."

Are you a mix of magic and beauty? Because your green eyes are casting a spell on me.

"Are you my half-sub? Because I've been wondering how to give away my heart and it's definitely to you."

Haha, that's a smooth line! I'm actually a mix of charm and humor, with a dash of mystery 😉

"Forget about wine, honey, you're like a limited edition coin, increasing value at 54 and a half!"

Haha, smooth line! I'm a mix of mystery and fun. Care to uncover the rest?

"Well, Sally, looks like our internal clocks are totally out of sync! But hey, it keeps life interesting, doesn't it?"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for... and half that didn't count."

"I didn't count half the stars in the sky, because the other half is clearly in your eyes."

"If the burlesque is half as captivating as you, I might need a seatbelt for this show!"

"If love is a sandwich, then you're the perfect half sub that completes me."