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Top 50 Middle Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Middle chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Was that a Middle-Earthquake? or did you just rock my world?

  2. Middle C is a great note, I'd love to play between your staffs.

  3. Your legs are like Oreos

    I wanna split them open and lick all the good stuff in the middle

  4. "Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because you’re causing a political uprising in my pants"

  5. Smash or pass? In tennis I’ll do both. I can hurl it 130 MPH down the middle.

  6. I know you're in the middle of the father-daughter dance, but I'm going to go ahead and cut in.

  7. Are you the SAT? Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.

  8. You're so hot, I need to put this ring around your finger to safe Middle-earth.

  9. Girl, are you the SAT?

    Cuz I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a break in the middle for snacks.

  10. You a middle hitter? Cuz you just made my balls drop.

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Is your middle name John
Cause I never Cena person like you

Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

You remind me of a bunch of cookies

Your smile is like a sugar cookie. It's nice and sweet.

Personality; macadamia. Sometimes a bit nutty.

But your pussy is like an Oreo; I wanna spread 'em apart and get that cream out the middle. ;)

Damn gurl are you Middle East?

Because like the US I don’t think I can pull out.

I promise it won't hurt if you step on me in the middle of the night.

Damn girl you're like a Middle Eastern rebel army....

Cause theres a political uprising in my pants.


From a show called Letterkenny just made the smallest of change to it.

Your legs are like Oreos…
I just wanna split them and eat the good stuff in the middle.

Hey babe, is your middle name South Africa?

Because mine is Lesotho and I want to be fully deep inside you.

Hey girl, I know we are in the middle of a pandemic and that the bodies are piling up around us

But just once before we all die lemme take you out before the coronavirus do

Are you the middle east?

Cause' freedom isn't the only thing I would like to drill into you....

Hello Im the USA and you madame must be the middle east

Bc one I get inside you I'm never pulling out

Move on over, Walter. I think Malcom wants to be in the middle.

My lips hurt :,( wanna kiss em' better?

My lips were sunburnt and they really did hurt. And that's when I woke up in the middle of the night to write this. It was a flurry of inspiration.

Have you ever ordered takeout at a busy fast food restaurant in the middle of rushhour?

I'm very similar. The pickup line might suck and take forever, but if you're patient you might occasionally get what you're looking for, despite probably being nothing what the pictures claim to look like.

\*fingerguns*

Are we in the Middle East?

Because you’re Syria-sly good-looking.

You must be from the Middle East, because for you baby, I Kuwait forever.

Girl, you must be from the Middle East

Because you sha-warm-my heart

Your room right next to mine in this quarantine center in the middle of nowhere?

I can’t help thinking it’s fate.

Is you’re middle name jacobs by anychance?

Girl-no?

Oh really I just thought you were a bit of a cracker

Is your middle name Pandora?

Cause I'm tryna get in your box

If a man in a red suit kidnappes you in the middle of the night don’t be alarmed.

Because I wished for you for Christmas

If ur a middle eastern country then i must be America

Coz all I wanna do is drill you ;)

Is you're middle name jacobs by anychance?

Girl - um no?

oh really only because i thought you were a bit of a cracker

Hey is your middle name “A535”

Because you relieve my back pain from years of performing self felacio

You are so wonderful, I'd "follow" you anywhere: from the desert to the sea... to a dark alleyway in the middle of the night.