Is your middle name Aphrodite

Because from where I'm standing all I see is the goddess of beauty

Are you concrete in the middle of a river used for hydroelectric power?

‘Cause DAM! 🦫

I know you're in the middle of the father-daughter dance, but I'm going to go ahead and cut in.

Your legs are like Oreo cookies

I wanna split them apart and lick all the good stuff from the middle ;)

No, I'm actually a wizard. Want to see my crystal balls?

Girl, are you the finals? because I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a break in the middle for snacks.

Are you the SAT? Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.

You're so hot, I need to put this ring around your finger to safe Middle-earth.

Baby, are you Krakatoa? Cause you look like you spawned in an unworkable tile in the middle of the ocean.

Girl, are you the SAT?

Cuz I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a break in the middle for snacks.

I can hurl it FAST down the middle.

Are you the missing puzzle piece for our dynamic duo? Your energy is irresistible.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed smack dab in the middle of a dull party!

"Well, mystery is my middle name, but don't tell anyone. It's a secret shared between broccoli and me."

"They call me Toxic, but with your smile, I'm instantly detoxified."

"I wish I could be the one you say 'I love you' to in the middle of the night."

Haha, well, if I kissed you, it would definitely be in the middle of a flash mob at a grocery store. Get ready for some produce-pelting passion!

"Your laughter is my favorite song; it's a melody that tells me, you and I are the perfect harmony."

"Is your middle name Honesty? Because my love for you is the only thing I can't lie about."

"Is your name Kyiv? Because my heart is all about that capital love, even in the middle of winter!"

"Are your feet as hairy as a hobbit's? Because I'm lost in Middle Earth when I'm with you."

"With smooth legs like yours and a voice as beautiful as sunshine, perfect must be your middle name."

"Fun is my middle name... especially when I'm chatting with someone as intriguing as you."

"Cool is your middle name, but I bet there's a hot side waiting to be discovered—care to explore?"

Do you two believe in astrology? Because I'm feeling like the perfect third wheel in this alignment.

Did it hurt when you fell from Beirut? Because you have the heat of the Middle East in your eyes.

"Haha, smoothness is my middle name. Can't help it when I'm chatting with someone as interesting as you."

"Hey, I may teach middle school, but when I saw you, my heart skipped to college level romance."

"Intrigue is my middle name! Looking forward to unveiling some mysteries together."

"Are you a nap? Because you're definitely a dream come true in the middle of my day."

Are you a sub? Because I'd love to be the one to please you in every way.

"Are you a hazmat suit? Because with 'Toxic' in my name, you're the only one who can handle me safely."

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven and landed right in the middle of my emotional wreckage.

"Fast is my middle name! But don't worry, I take things slow when it comes to finding the right girl."

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by your classroom again?"

Haha, cheeky is my middle name! It sounds like we're going to have a lot of fun together.

"Are you a nap? Cause I find myself constantly dreaming about you in the middle of the day."

Cheeky is my middle name 😉. Life's too short for boring chats. Tell me, what's your guilty pleasure movie?

"Well, smooth is my middle name! What brings you to this corner of the internet?"

"Are you a detox, 'cause with you, my 'toxic' feels utterly attracted to your purity."

"Is your name Antidote? Because even when Toxic is my middle name, you make everything feel perfectly right."

Is your middle name John

Cause I never Cena person like you

"Effort's my middle name! Well, not really, but imagine if it were - 'Hi, I'm Effort Smith.' Now that's a conversation starter!"

"I get it! Scents are like time travelers; one whiff can take you back to that awkward middle school dance. What’s your ‘dance’ scent?"

"Ha, well, romance is my middle name. But as for being deep into a relationship, it's only like this with you."

Kindness is my middle name! Well, actually, it's not... It's Steven. But close enough, right?

Like Marcellus Wallace, I wanna get Medieval or your ass!

Aww, thanks! Cute is my middle name, but yours must be "charming" because you definitely caught my attention! 🥰

"Do you teach Elvish? Because every time I see you, my heart sings like a beautiful Middle-earth melody."

In your eyes, the mystery of a riddle,
A beauty that outshines even the middle.

Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

"Do you have a name or can I call you 'My Life', because girl, right now, you're the only one worth fighting for."

Chilling is my middle name. Just kidding, it's actually Steve. But I'm down for some laid-back hangouts!

"Thanks! Cute is my middle name... right after 'Master of Bad Jokes.' What's your superpower? Mine is making awkward silences legendary. 😂"

"Are you the missing puzzle piece to our domsub dynamic? Because I'd love to be in between you two."

er: "I love hiking and exploring new places. What about you?"

"Adventure is my middle name! Nothing beats discovering hidden gems in the great outdoors!"

Ha, sounds like a classic game of chess - but with a twist! How about we meet in the middle at a cozy café instead? 😉

"Is your name Radiation? Because even though I'm 'Toxic', I'm irresistibly attracted to you."

"You make our domsub fantasies run wild. Care to join us and see where it leads?"

"Are you the missing puzzle piece to our dynamic duo? Because you fit perfectly in between us."

"Are you a hazmat suit? Because when I'm toxic, only your kind of beautiful can handle me."

"Well, luckily for you, hopeless romantic is my middle name. I believe in love letters and moonlit walks, don't you?"

"Are you a magnet? Because I feel drawn to you between the dominant and submissive roles."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, the only thing disappearing is my self-control."

"How about we swap books? You can read my heart while I study your smile."

"Are you a school test? Because I've been studying you in my mind, and now I'm ready to score."

Are you a sword fighter? Because you've got me feeling like I'm in the middle of a thrilling battle.

"Are you a hazmat suit? Because when it comes to me, 'Toxic' is not just my middle name but also my game."

"Are you a math test? Because I can't stop checking you out, even though I'm usually better at English."

"Ah, Kelvin... the misunderstood middle child of temperature scales. I prefer my charm in Fahrenheit, it's hotter that way!"

"In midnight drives and laughter's guise, can't you see, love, we're the perfect rhyme?"

"If I were a book, I'd be the thrilling chapter that brings balance to your dominant-submissive relationship."

Haha, cheeky is my middle name! 😉 I bet you're full of surprises too. Tell me more!

"Are you the missing puzzle piece in our dynamic? Because being with you feels just right."

"Brave enough? My middle name is Brave. Ready to kickstart the weekend!"

"Trust me, darling, meeting you was like finding an oasis in the middle of a desert."

"Cringe is my middle name, but when it comes to admiring your beauty, I'm all about grace."

"Can I spell 'beautiful' for you? It starts with 'B,' ends with 'L,' but in the middle is 'U.'"

"If being the middle in your domsub relationship means being surrounded by your allure, count me in."

Ah, a secret agent then? Just remember, if you ever need a sidekick, I come with a cape and really bad puns!

"Even amidst this fight, I can't help but surrender to the captivating battle in your eyes."

"You must be a camel from Rajasthan, because I can't help but notice you in the middle of my desert-like love life."

“Married, huh? Does that mean I need to call you ‘Agent Secret’ now? I promise to keep the spy jokes coming!”

"Are you a dessert? Because our connection feels sweeter than a chocolate fountain in the middle of Willy Wonka’s factory."

"Are you the missing piece to complete our puzzle? Because we're a perfect fit and ready for you."

Are you the missing puzzle piece between us, completing our domsub dynamic perfectly?

"Are you a wizard? Because every moment with you feels like I'm in Middle-earth, and I’m enchanted by your charm."

"Danger's my middle name, but don't worry, the only thing I could steal is your heart."

"Ever considered private tutoring? Because, darling, your beauty is one lesson I'd love to learn."

"Even in the heat of this argument, your beauty still manages to disarm me."

"Just like a toxin, you've invaded my system and now, I can't imagine functioning without you."

"Yes, I'm short. But like a good book, the best parts are usually in the lower middle section."

Romance is my middle name! How about a sunset stroll by the beach for our next date? 🌅💕

Different is my middle name! I believe in embracing uniqueness. The world needs more color, don’t you think? What’s your favorite way to stand out?

"Are we in the middle of an exam? Because you've got all the answers to my heart's questions."

"Are you the missing puzzle piece in our domsub dynamic? Because damn, we're craving your touch."

"Can we call a truce? Because your smile is too captivating to fight against."

"You may want to kill me now, but how about we stop fighting and start flirting instead?"

"Cringe might be my middle name, but for you, I'd gladly change it to charm."

"Well, they do say that charm is my middle name - how about we put it to the test over dinner?"

"Ever thought how our kiss would feel in the middle of our walk? Let's give destiny a chance, shall we?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past the blackboard again?"

Well, spontaneity is my middle name! How about we meet up at a quirky cafe tomorrow and see where the day takes us?

"You two have such an alluring energy together... mind if I join in and bring some extra spice?"

"Are you from Central Park? Because you've turned my world into a beautiful oasis in the middle of concrete chaos."

"Can you guess my middle name? It's 'Toxic'. So, are you ready for an adventure or do you need an antidote?"

"Is your middle name Rose? Because every part of you blossoms beautifully, especially that bewitching smile."

I promise it won't hurt if you step on me in the middle of the night.

Haha, crazy is my middle name! But I promise, if you take me away, I’ll make sure it’s a wild adventure. 😉

"I'd rather be a casualty of your love than a victor in this fight."

"Are you a summoner? Because whenever I'm with you, it feels like I'm in the middle of my favorite Final Fantasy."

"They call me Toxic, but with your antidote smile, I'm no longer hazardous to my heart's health."

"Is your name antidote? Because even with 'Toxic' as my middle name, you seem to neutralize me instantly."

Your presence is a magnetic force drawing me into the passionate connection between dominance and submission.

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky? Because "stunning" must be your middle name.

"Are you a game of Quidditch? Because whenever you're around, I feel like I'm in the middle of an exciting chase!"

"Absolutely, sincerity is my middle name - just like charm is yours. Care for a dance?"

"Can I guess your middle name, Arabella? Is it 'Irresistible'? Because I can't seem to keep my eyes off you."

I appreciate that! Cute is my middle name—well, not really. But tell me, what’s your definition of cute?

"Is that so? Well, lucky for you, confidence is my middle name. Care to find out more about me?"

"Is your middle name AI? Because you've just auto-completed my search for the perfect girl."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I’ve been searching for in the middle of nowhere."

Haha, smooth is my middle name! How about we put our smoothness to the test over a cup of coffee sometime?

Are you a oreo?

Cause I wanna lick out all the stuff in the middle

"Is your name Frodo? Because with feet like these, I feel like I've walked across Middle-Earth to find you."

"In a world toxic, you're the cure, a beauty so pure, your charm I can't tame."

May I show you a fascinating Saracen ritual I learned while hiding in a harem after Hattin?

Spontaneity is my middle name! Let's throw caution to the wind and embark on an adventure neither of us will forget.

Are you two a domsub couple? Because I'd love to be the middle of your Venn diagram.

"Adventure is my middle name! Shall we start this one with your favorite book or movie?"

"Arabella, is your middle name Aphrodite? Because your beauty rivals that of a goddess."