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Top 50 Middle Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Middle pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Was that a Middle-Earthquake? or did you just rock my world?

  2. Middle C is a great note, I'd love to play between your staffs.

  3. Are your legs made out of Oreo Cookie ?

    Because I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

  4. Your legs are like Oreos

    I wanna split them open and lick all the good stuff in the middle

  5. "Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because you’re causing a political uprising in my pants"

  6. Smash or pass? In tennis I’ll do both. I can hurl it 130 MPH down the middle.

  7. I know you're in the middle of the father-daughter dance, but I'm going to go ahead and cut in.

  8. Your legs are like Oreo cookies

    I wanna split them apart and lick all the good stuff from the middle ;)

  9. Are you the SAT? Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.

  10. You're so hot, I need to put this ring around your finger to safe Middle-earth.

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Girl, are you the SAT?
Cuz I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a break in the middle for snacks.

You a middle hitter? Cuz you just made my balls drop.

Is your middle name John

Cause I never Cena person like you

Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

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I promise it won't hurt if you step on me in the middle of the night.

Damn gurl are you Middle East?
Because like the US I don’t think I can pull out.

May I show you a fascinating Saracen ritual I learned while hiding in a harem after Hattin?

Hey girl do you like Popeyes?

Cuz I’m abt to make you cum Louisiana Fast lmfaoooo.

I came up with this one in middle school lol!

Are you a oreo?

Cause I wanna lick out all the stuff in the middle

Are your legs made of an Arby's burger

Because I want to eat the juicy meat flaps in the middle

The word of the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.

Damn girl you're like a Middle Eastern rebel army....

Cause theres a political uprising in my pants.

From a show called Letterkenny just made the smallest of change to it.

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Ya legs is like an oreo, cuz i wanna spread em apart and get that cream out the middle

You know, I was once imprisoned in a tower very much like Rapunzel. Only it wasn't my hair that the queen asked me to let down.

Hey babe, is your middle name South Africa?

Because mine is Lesotho and I want to be fully deep inside you.

I'm from Nuremberg, but I'm a master at more than singing.

Hey girl, I know we are in the middle of a pandemic and that the bodies are piling up around us

But just once before we all die lemme take you out before the coronavirus do

Are you the middle east?

Cause' freedom isn't the only thing I would like to drill into you....

Hello Im the USA and you madame must be the middle east

Bc one I get inside you I'm never pulling out

Move on over, Walter. I think Malcom wants to be in the middle.

My lips hurt :,( wanna kiss em' better?

My lips were sunburnt and they really did hurt. And that's when I woke up in the middle of the night to write this. It was a flurry of inspiration.

Have you ever ordered takeout at a busy fast food restaurant in the middle of rushhour?

I'm very similar. The pickup line might suck and take forever, but if you're patient you might occasionally get what you're looking for, despite probably being nothing what the pictures claim to look like.


Girl, you must be from the Middle East

Because you sha-warm-my heart