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Top 50 Middle Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Middle pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Middle conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Was that a Middle-Earthquake? or did you just rock my world?

  2. Middle C is a great note, I'd love to play between your staffs.

  3. Are your legs made out of Oreo Cookie ?

    Because I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

  4. Your legs are like Oreos

    I wanna split them open and lick all the good stuff in the middle

  5. "Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because you’re causing a political uprising in my pants"

  6. Smash or pass? In tennis I’ll do both. I can hurl it 130 MPH down the middle.

  7. Is your middle name Aphrodite

    Because from where I'm standing all I see is the goddess of beauty

  8. I know you're in the middle of the father-daughter dance, but I'm going to go ahead and cut in.

  9. Your legs are like Oreo cookies

    I wanna split them apart and lick all the good stuff from the middle ;)

  10. Hey girl, I wouldn't lift a finger on you, unless it's a middle one, to finger you.


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Working middle pickup lines

I love you in the morning, in the middle of the day, in the hours we are together, and the hours we are apart.

No, I'm actually a wizard. Want to see my crystal balls?

Girl, are you the finals? because I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a break in the middle for snacks.

Are you the SAT? Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.

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How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?

Baby, are you Krakatoa? Cause you look like you spawned in an unworkable tile in the middle of the ocean.

Girl, are you the SAT?

Cuz I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a break in the middle for snacks.

I can hurl it FAST down the middle.

Is your middle name John

Cause I never Cena person like you

Like Marcellus Wallace, I wanna get Medieval or your ass!

Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

How did I get so lucky to meet with a dime like you in the middle of a national coin shortage

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Working Middle tinder opener

Are you a oreo?

Cause I wanna lick out all the stuff in the middle

May I show you a fascinating Saracen ritual I learned while hiding in a harem after Hattin?

Are your legs made of an Arby's burger

Because I want to eat the juicy meat flaps in the middle

I like my woman how I like my oreos,

With cream in the middle

The word of the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.

Were you born in the Middle East?

Cus I’m tryna get India pants

Your legs are like Oreos…

I just wanna split them and eat the good stuff in the middle.

Ya legs is like an oreo, cuz i wanna spread em apart and get that cream out the middle

You know, I was once imprisoned in a tower very much like Rapunzel. Only it wasn't my hair that the queen asked me to let down.

Hey babe, is your middle name South Africa?

Because mine is Lesotho and I want to be fully deep inside you.

I'm from Nuremberg, but I'm a master at more than singing.