Is your middle name Aphrodite

Because from where I'm standing all I see is the goddess of beauty

Are you concrete in the middle of a river used for hydroelectric power?

‘Cause DAM! 🦫

I know you're in the middle of the father-daughter dance, but I'm going to go ahead and cut in.

Your legs are like Oreo cookies

I wanna split them apart and lick all the good stuff from the middle ;)

No, I'm actually a wizard. Want to see my crystal balls?

Are you the SAT? Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.

Girl, are you the finals? because I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a break in the middle for snacks.

You're so hot, I need to put this ring around your finger to safe Middle-earth.

Baby, are you Krakatoa? Cause you look like you spawned in an unworkable tile in the middle of the ocean.

Girl, are you the SAT?

Cuz I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a break in the middle for snacks.

I can hurl it FAST down the middle.

"With your beauty, I thought 'cute' was my middle name. How about we explore our mutual adorables over dinner?"

"Your laughter is my favorite song; it's a melody that tells me, you and I are the perfect harmony."

"Is your middle name Honesty? Because my love for you is the only thing I can't lie about."

"With smooth legs like yours and a voice as beautiful as sunshine, perfect must be your middle name."

"Well, mystery is my middle name, but don't tell anyone. It's a secret shared between broccoli and me."

"Patience is my middle name. We've got plenty of time to explore our chemistry. For now, let's enjoy this intriguing conversation."

"Hey, I may teach middle school, but when I saw you, my heart skipped to college level romance."

"Haha, smoothness is my middle name. Can't help it when I'm chatting with someone as interesting as you."

"Fun is my middle name... especially when I'm chatting with someone as intriguing as you."

"Intrigue is my middle name! Looking forward to unveiling some mysteries together."

"Are you a hazmat suit? Because with 'Toxic' in my name, you're the only one who can handle me safely."

"Are you a nap? Because you're definitely a dream come true in the middle of my day."

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by your classroom again?"

"Is your name Antidote? Because even when Toxic is my middle name, you make everything feel perfectly right."

"Are you a detox, 'cause with you, my 'toxic' feels utterly attracted to your purity."

"Are you a nap? Cause I find myself constantly dreaming about you in the middle of the day."

"Fast is my middle name! But don't worry, I take things slow when it comes to finding the right girl."

"Well, smooth is my middle name! What brings you to this corner of the internet?"

Is your middle name John

Cause I never Cena person like you

"Ha, well, romance is my middle name. But as for being deep into a relationship, it's only like this with you."

Like Marcellus Wallace, I wanna get Medieval or your ass!

"Effort's my middle name! Well, not really, but imagine if it were - 'Hi, I'm Effort Smith.' Now that's a conversation starter!"

"Are you called Sam? Because Sizzling And Mesmerizing must be your middle names, judging by the way you light up the room."

Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

"Do you have a name or can I call you 'My Life', because girl, right now, you're the only one worth fighting for."

"Is your name Radiation? Because even though I'm 'Toxic', I'm irresistibly attracted to you."

er: "I love hiking and exploring new places. What about you?"

"Adventure is my middle name! Nothing beats discovering hidden gems in the great outdoors!"

"Are you a hazmat suit? Because when I'm toxic, only your kind of beautiful can handle me."

"How about we swap books? You can read my heart while I study your smile."

"Are you a school test? Because I've been studying you in my mind, and now I'm ready to score."

"Ah, Kelvin... the misunderstood middle child of temperature scales. I prefer my charm in Fahrenheit, it's hotter that way!"

"In midnight drives and laughter's guise, can't you see, love, we're the perfect rhyme?"

How did I get so lucky to meet with a dime like you in the middle of a national coin shortage

"Are you a hazmat suit? Because when it comes to me, 'Toxic' is not just my middle name but also my game."

"Are you a math test? Because I can't stop checking you out, even though I'm usually better at English."

"Can I spell 'beautiful' for you? It starts with 'B,' ends with 'L,' but in the middle is 'U.'"

"Trust me, darling, meeting you was like finding an oasis in the middle of a desert."

"Brave enough? My middle name is Brave. Ready to kickstart the weekend!"

"Cringe is my middle name, but when it comes to admiring your beauty, I'm all about grace."

"You must be a camel from Rajasthan, because I can't help but notice you in the middle of my desert-like love life."

"Are you a dessert? Because our connection feels sweeter than a chocolate fountain in the middle of Willy Wonka’s factory."

"Ever need a tutor in the language of love? I've got years of experience teaching the subject."

"Ever considered private tutoring? Because, darling, your beauty is one lesson I'd love to learn."

"Even amidst this fight, I can't help but surrender to the captivating battle in your eyes."

"Even in the heat of this argument, your beauty still manages to disarm me."

"Just like a toxin, you've invaded my system and now, I can't imagine functioning without you."

"Yes, I'm short. But like a good book, the best parts are usually in the lower middle section."

"Are we in the middle of an exam? Because you've got all the answers to my heart's questions."

"Cringe might be my middle name, but for you, I'd gladly change it to charm."

"Ever thought how our kiss would feel in the middle of our walk? Let's give destiny a chance, shall we?"

"You may want to kill me now, but how about we stop fighting and start flirting instead?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past the blackboard again?"

"Are you from Central Park? Because you've turned my world into a beautiful oasis in the middle of concrete chaos."

"Can you guess my middle name? It's 'Toxic'. So, are you ready for an adventure or do you need an antidote?"

"Is your middle name Rose? Because every part of you blossoms beautifully, especially that bewitching smile."

I promise it won't hurt if you step on me in the middle of the night.