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Here are 110 middle age pick up lines for her and flirty middle age rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about middle age that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with middle age rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny middle age pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty middle age joke for a great chat response.

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  1. No, I'm actually a wizard. Want to see my crystal balls?

  2. Like Marcellus Wallace, I wanna get Medieval or your ass!

  3. May I show you a fascinating Saracen ritual I learned while hiding in a harem after Hattin?

  4. The word of the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.

  5. You know, I was once imprisoned in a tower very much like Rapunzel. Only it wasn't my hair that the queen asked me to let down.

  6. I'm from Nuremberg, but I'm a master at more than singing.

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Pestilence makes the heart go wander.

Wizard: You know, my hat isn't the on ly thing that's pointed.

Wanna polish my pike?

I'm really a prince cursed by an evil witch. Tell me, do you have kiss with frogs?

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A day just wouldn't be complete without a Knight.

A world without day is gloomy indeed, but a world without Knight would be pure misery.

And you thought the Romans had the only impressive aqueducts.

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C'mon, sweetie...Didn't your mother ever tell you? A cleric a day keeps the black plague away.

Come up and see my scrolls.

Come up to my chamber and I'll show you the largest treasure in the land.

Darling, these Trojans are rather painful. We may need some oil for this armor.

Do you practice safe hex?

Don't believe the rumors you heard about me. The Bubonic plague didn't affect my important parts.

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Dost thou know? That chastity belt of yours would look great on my sleeping chambers floor.

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Ello, milady, thou art under siege. I shall scale thy battlements with mine grappling hook.

Excuse me, Milady, would you have a place where I may sheath my longsword?

Fair Maiden, you can scale my battlements any day!

Fair Maiden, your cups runneth over.

Has anyone ever told you that you have a lovely wimple?

Hey baby, King Arthur isn't the only one with a big round thing. How 'bout coming up and waxing mine?

Hey, baby, wanna chain my mail?

Hey, big boy, how would you like to help this maiden out of dis-dress?

Hey, milady,if you think that horse is gifted.

Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you?

Honest, milady, it will help clear up the pox marks.

How about coming around the back and giving me a good reason to come back from the crusades?

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Using good and clever Middle Age hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

How about going out with a guy who doesn't have the plague for a change?

If the stars in the sky were as beautiful as the eyes on thee, then they'd be really pretty.

How, you ask, did I get up here to your balcony? Well, I espied you from yonder garden. In an instant my er, heart was swelled with lus.. er, love. I had to meet you! So I ranneth over but tripped on a stone thusly pole-vaulting into your arms.

How'd you like to ride my stallion? He's well trained for battle!

I bet you would look nice in some maternity armor.

I had to swim the moat to get to you fair maiden. So, would you like to see my breaststroke?

Milady, I'll be your night in shining armor.

I hath done combat with many a beast, but I must confess that was the tightest situation I have ever been in.

I have the key to your chastity belt and you have the key to my heart.

I joust love you, baby!

I like the cut of your jib.

I lost my leg in battle. Guess what I'm walking on!

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I may not be a priest, but I can get you to heaven, m'lady.

I may not be a priest, but I can take you to the heavens, princess.

I might have lost most of my limbs in battle but I've still got one left.

I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you?

I would wish a manly broadsword, not a pen-knife such as yours.

I'd rather be beheaded than be denied a date with you.

I'm from Nurenberg, but I'm a master at more than singing.

I am beset by this dragon in my l**..., Dear Lady, and only you can quench its fire!

If quietus you make, I'll bare my bodkin for you.

Is that a knife in your armor? Or are you just happy to see me?

It seems as if my dragon has finally found a nice cave to rest in.

It's not the size of the staff that matters, but the magic within.

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Like a mare, I can be ridden for hours.

Looks like my dragon has finally found a nice cave to rest in.

May I show you a fascinating Saracaen ritual I learned while hiding in a harem after Hattin?

Milady you can ride my horse. I must tell you, he's a wild one!

Milady, I heard that you were a chirogeon, I have something you can drain.

Milady, it's not the size of the wand that matters, but the magic within.

Mlle. Darc, thy breastplate is wondrous! Wouldst thou hold my polearm whilst I attempt to light thy fire?

My goat bite is no longer infected, so would you like to dance?

My Lady, dost thou possess a looking glass in thine bodice? For I may surely see myself within their folds.

My that's a fine set of chalices you have there.

My! But you are a beautiful damsel in distress! Allow me to help you out of it.

Oh yea baby- black plague, leprosy, or scarlet fever- honey, I've got the cure for you.

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Oh, my sweet Knight! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

Paint on your shield "Smile if you want to sleep with me" and watch the wenches try to keep straight faces.

Say, Princess, I'm very good at poking people with long pointy objects.

So...been to any good hangings lately?

Ssh, I don't want everyone to know I'm on a secret holy quest.

That's a nice chastity belt you're wearing. My blacksmith friends and I can help you out of it.

The first time I saw thee, I felt as if my stomach had been raided by beautiful fire breathing dragons. Uh..in a nice way of course.

The inquisitor: So, witch...up to you. Either you burn at the stake...or I use my stake to make you burn.

They don't call me Lance-A-Lot for nothing, you know.

They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.

Thou hast hit on me harder than the black plague!

What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?

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