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Top 50 Middle Age Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Middle Age chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. A day just wouldn't be complete without a Knight.

  2. A world without day is gloomy indeed, but a world without Knight would be pure misery.

  3. And you thought the Romans had the only impressive aqueducts.

  4. Been there, slain that.

  5. You can place your greeves under my pallet anytime.

  6. C'mon, sweetie...Didn't your mother ever tell you? A cleric a day keeps the black plague away.

  7. Can I hose down your doublet?

  8. Come up and see my scrolls.

  9. Come up to my chamber and I'll show you the largest treasure in the land.

  10. Darling, these Trojans are rather painful. We may need some oil for this armor.

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Funny middle age pickup lines

Do you practice safe hex?

Don't believe the rumors you heard about me. The Bubonic plague didn't affect my important parts.

Don't worry. If you kiss me, I won't turn into a frog.

Dost thou know? That chastity belt of yours would look great on my sleeping chambers floor.

Ello, milady, thou art under siege. I shall scale thy battlements with mine grappling hook.

Excuse me, Milady, would you have a place where I may sheath my longsword?

Fair Maiden, you can scale my battlements any day!

Fair Maiden, your cups runneth over.

Has anyone ever told you that you have a lovely wimple?

Hey baby, King Arthur isn't the only one with a big round thing. How 'bout coming up and waxing mine?

Hey wench the rodent in my pocket wants to eat at your cheeze.

Hey, baby, wanna chain my mail?

Hey, big boy, how would you like to help this maiden out of dis-dress?

Hey, milady,if you think that horse is gifted.

Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you?

Honest, milady, it will help clear up the pox marks.

How about coming around the back and giving me a good reason to come back from the crusades?

How about going out with a guy who doesn't have the plague for a change?

If the stars in the sky were as beautiful as the eyes on thee, then they'd be really pretty.

How, you ask, did I get up here to your balcony? Well, I espied you from yonder garden. In an instant my er, heart was swelled with lus.. er, love. I had to meet you! So I ranneth over but tripped on a stone thusly pole-vaulting into your arms.

How'd you like to ride my stallion? He's well trained for battle!

I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!

I am beset by this dragon in my loins, Dear Lady, and only you can quench its fire!

I bet you would look nice in some maternity armor.

I had to swim the moat to get to you fair maiden. So, would you like to see my breaststroke?