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Top 50 Middle Age Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Middle Age pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Middle Age conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. No, I'm actually a wizard. Want to see my crystal balls?

  2. Like Marcellus Wallace, I wanna get Medieval or your ass!

  3. May I show you a fascinating Saracen ritual I learned while hiding in a harem after Hattin?

  4. The word of the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.

  5. You know, I was once imprisoned in a tower very much like Rapunzel. Only it wasn't my hair that the queen asked me to let down.

  6. I'm from Nuremberg, but I'm a master at more than singing.

  7. I'm really a prince cursed by an evil witch. Tell me, do you have kiss with frogs?

  8. You can place your greeves under my pallet anytime.

  9. I seem to have lost my kiss slave, can I borrow you for a bit?

  10. Been there, slain that.


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Fair Maiden, you can scale my battlements any day!

C'mon, sweetie...Didn't your mother ever tell you? A cleric a day keeps the black plague away.

Can I hose down your doublet?

Come up and see my scrolls.

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And you thought the Romans had the only impressive aqueducts.

Don't believe the rumors you heard about me. The Bubonic plague didn't affect my important parts.

If the stars in the sky were as beautiful as the eyes on thee, then they'd be really pretty.

I am beset by this dragon in my loins, Dear Lady, and only you can quench its fire!

Dost thou know? That chastity belt of yours would look great on my sleeping chambers floor.

Ello, milady, thou art under siege. I shall scale thy battlements with mine grappling hook.

Excuse me, Milady, would you have a place where I may sheath my longsword?

I lost my leg in battle. Guess what I'm walking on!

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Has anyone ever told you that you have a lovely wimple?

Hey baby, King Arthur isn't the only one with a big round thing. How 'bout coming up and waxing mine?

Hey wench the rodent in my pocket wants to eat at your cheeze.

Hey, baby, wanna chain my mail?

Hey, big boy, how would you like to help this maiden out of dis-dress?

Hey, milady,if you think that horse is gifted.

Do you practice safe hex?

How about going out with a guy who doesn't have the plague for a change?

How about coming around the back and giving me a good reason to come back from the crusades?

Darling, these Trojans are rather painful. We may need some oil for this armor.

Honest, milady, it will help clear up the pox marks.