Top 50 Middle Age Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and working Middle Age pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Middle Age tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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No, I'm actually a wizard. Want to see my crystal balls?
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Like Marcellus Wallace, I wanna get Medieval or your ass!
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May I show you a fascinating Saracen ritual I learned while hiding in a harem after Hattin?
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The word of the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.
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You know, I was once imprisoned in a tower very much like Rapunzel. Only it wasn't my hair that the queen asked me to let down.
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I'm from Nuremberg, but I'm a master at more than singing.
Working short middle age pickup lines to impress a girl
I seem to have lost my kiss s**..., can I borrow you for a bit?
You can place your greeves under my pallet anytime.
I'm really a prince cursed by an evil witch. Tell me, do you have kiss with frogs?
Been there, slain that.
C'mon, sweetie...Didn't your mother ever tell you? A cleric a day keeps the black plague away.
Can I hose down your doublet?
Come up and see my scrolls.
middle age Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Don't worry. If you kiss me, I won't turn into a frog.
And you thought the Romans had the only impressive aqueducts.
Don't believe the rumors you heard about me. The Bubonic plague didn't affect my important parts.
How, you ask, did I get up here to your balcony? Well, I espied you from yonder garden. In an instant my er, heart was swelled with lus.. er, love. I had to meet you! So I ranneth over but tripped on a stone thusly pole-vaulting into your arms.
Milady, I'll be your night in shining armor.
Dost thou know? That chastity belt of yours would look great on my sleeping chambers floor.
Excuse me, Milady, would you have a place where I may sheath my longsword?
middle age Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
I might have lost most of my limbs in battle but I've still got one left.
Fair Maiden, your cups runneth over.
Has anyone ever told you that you have a lovely wimple?
Hey baby, King Arthur isn't the only one with a big round thing. How 'bout coming up and waxing mine?
Hey, baby, wanna chain my mail?
Hey, big boy, how would you like to help this maiden out of dis-dress?
Hey, milady,if you think that horse is gifted.
Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you?
Do you practice safe hex?
If the stars in the sky were as beautiful as the eyes on thee, then they'd be really pretty.
How about going out with a guy who doesn't have the plague for a change?
Darling, these Trojans are rather painful. We may need some oil for this armor.
middle age Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush
How about coming around the back and giving me a good reason to come back from the crusades?
How'd you like to ride my stallion? He's well trained for battle!
I bet you would look nice in some maternity armor.
I had to swim the moat to get to you fair maiden. So, would you like to see my breaststroke?
Honest, milady, it will help clear up the pox marks.
I hath done combat with many a beast, but I must confess that was the tightest situation I have ever been in.
I have the key to your chastity belt and you have the key to my heart.
I joust love you, baby!
I like the cut of your jib.
I lost my leg in battle. Guess what I'm walking on!
I may not be a priest, but I can get you to heaven, m'lady.
I may not be a priest, but I can take you to the heavens, princess.
Come up to my chamber and I'll show you the largest treasure in the land.
I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you?
A world without day is gloomy indeed, but a world without Knight would be pure misery.
A day just wouldn't be complete without a Knight.
Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Middle Age phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.