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Top 34 Midnight Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Midnight pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Well simply put there's no real difference between you and a Subaru.

    In the hands of the right person, you can be the loudest in the neighborhood after midnight.

  2. Hey girl. Are you Cinderella?

    Just thought because your dress is going to disappear at midnight

  3. Just a warning: At midnight, I turn into your boyfriend.

  4. Call me midnight because I'll make that dress disappear...

  5. It’s almost midnight sweetheart. I can’t wait to see what you turn into.

  6. If you think I'm hot now baby, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.

  7. ou don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.

  8. Can I see your pants drop at midnight too?

  9. Call me Paul Revere, because I would like to give you a midnight ride. Want to go back to my place and discuss Big Stick Diplomacy?

  10. How would you like to experience Paul Revere's Midnight ride?

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Funny midnight pickup lines

How much do you know about astronomy?
Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

If you think I’m sexy now, you should see what I turn into at midnight.

Hey, are you a vagetarian?

Because I could be your midnight snack.

Are you cheese

Because I wanna eat you like a midnight snack

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(New year themed) Is your face times square?

Because I want to drop my balls on it at midnight.

Damn girl
You so fine I might just have to have you as my midnight snack

Got anyone to kiss at midnight?

I've heard it's bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)

How about I slip down your chimney at half past midnight?

Your eyes are as dark as a castle moat by midnight. Lower your drawbridge and let me cross.

Call me Paul Revere because I'd like to give you a midnight ride.

Forget the seven lamps, let's burn the midnight oil?

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Working Midnight tinder opener

It’s almost midnight. I can’t wait to see what you turn into.

Do you know it's unlucky to be so good looking and not have anyone to kiss at midnight?

Want to find out what I turn into at midnight?

So, what do you turn into at midnight?

Please, Lady, come home with me. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight!

Please come home with me. You never know what I’ll turn into, at midnight!

If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.

Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!

I enjoy cocktails and midnight strolls along the beach... want to dig a giant breeding hole together? (Turtle)

Midnight would blush at this